hatepoppy's opening day beerstravaganza

[hatepoppy]

cubs mothafucking win, bitches!

I hereby vow to slam a beer and post videos for each of the following untils such point as i am out of beer, shitfaced, or pissfaced:

CRITERIA
- Cubs score run
- Cubs pitcher strikes out Astro
- If neither happens in an inning, drink.

let tha mothafuckin games begin, niggrars.

[ADD]

Soriano leadoff HR, get to boozin'!

[}{arlequin]

sub'd if there will be pics

[ADD]

Ramirez leadoff HR! Drink, bitch, drink!

[hatepoppy]

ok, motherfuck me theyre blackin me out of this shits on my cable. im gonna have to fuckin gameday it, but fuckit im still drinkin.

[ADD]

It's not on Comcast Sports net in your area?

[hatepoppy]

It's not on Comcast Sports net in your area?
i get cinxy here. chicago is blacked out, period. i have fucking comcast and i couldnt pay them enough to give me csn chicago.

mlb.tv, same story. im just flat fucked.

video's processing.

[}{arlequin]

equipment fail

[hatepoppy]

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[}{arlequin]

your hair reminds me of alexi lalas

[hatepoppy]

who the fuck?

[hatepoppy]

pudg k'z, video processing

[Archetype]

More like Gaysball.

[hatepoppy]

negd

[Archetype]

ouchd

[hatepoppy]

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[ADD]

Fontenot scores on sac fly, 3-0. DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hatepoppy]

i can get used to this shits.

[hatepoppy]

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[ADD]

Z K, DRINK!

[Stax]

Awesome

[ADD]

So wait, in the event during a game this season, say a Cubs starter strikes out 18 and they hit 8 HRs and you die, and no K's or HRs happen in a few innings, are we liable?

[mongo]

only two things could make this thread better:

1 - boobs
2 - yankees instead of cubz.

[ADD]

He wouldn't have drank much beer today if it was the Yankees

[hatepoppy]

ok, guys. the miggy t k is a long video, but fucking classic already. it haz gmfhistory, as told to my ollady.

[mongo]

He wouldn't have drank much beer today if it was the Yankees

i'm gonna choke the shit out of you.

[hatepoppy]

more like pp savagia

[hatepoppy]

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[ADD]

GOLD

Z, 4 K's now! DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

[mongo]

best.dad.ever.

[hatepoppy]

***** you dont know the half of it

[hatepoppy]

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[mongo]

ryan sandberg grand slam! drink motherfucker!

[hatepoppy]

you fuckin suck at baseball, vegan.

[mongo]

ernie banks grand slam at denny's?

[ADD]

Back-to-back K's (6)... DRINK

[Jericho]

I DEMAND more drunken GMF history truth bombs

[hatepoppy]

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[hatepoppy]

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[hatepoppy]

will the 7th be the first one beer minimum inning? (i.e. no k,z or runs))?!?!?!?!

[hatepoppy]

motherfucker can a ****** get some conversation?

[Jericho]

heart you

[hatepoppy]

but you were so prickardly during my first rep challenge.

[Jericho]

Probably cuz you sucked then

[hatepoppy]

Probably cuz you sucked then
i was actually pretty hardcore. u just liked bones and jem on a mothafuckin plane.

[Jericho]

I honestly don't remember this. But I did roll with bonesmeske back in the dizay

[jemeske]

Snakes was RC2.

[hatepoppy]

Snakes was RC2.
so was mothafuckin poppys crew.

[Archetype]

Probably cuz you sucked then
Then?


Hiyooo!

[Archangel]

So... uh, go Astros?

[hatepoppy]

So... uh, go Astros?
eat my dick, you fucking alleged chicagoan european korean german prick.

[Genius]

Snakez mothafuckaz.

[jemeske]

We faced off?

[Archangel]

eat my dick, you fucking alleged chicagoan european korean german prick.

Just kidding, mate. Jeez, you're an angry drunk.


I meant to say, go White Sox.

[Archangel]

I've no idea what's going on here.

[hatepoppy]

We faced off?
we did. i was a relative unkonown at the time. drafted candy, tara, mist, dwilly. got pastround one (mixie?) you took us out in round two. bones game me a lance bass av when yallls won. i mean im not makin shit uyp.

[hatepoppy]

im gonna rip archz tits off.

[hatepoppy]

jem, im fuckin crusht that u dont remember my spreadsheets.

think back, man. i remember a post where you were all 'who is better, poppy w his hundreds of random broads or me who posts uma thurman and halle berre'?

[jemeske]

we did. i was a relative unkonown at the time. drafted candy, tara, mist, dwilly. got pastround one (mixie?) you took us out in round two. bones game me a lance bass av when yallls won. i mean im not makin shit uyp.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2j63j4i.jpg

???

[hatepoppy]

that was the pic, but without the chuck norris. that was thadz teem.

[Genius]

I loved those avs.

[jemeske]

Yeah, but we put that on there because we faced them the next round and wanted to mock them pre-match.

It took me forever to make avs for everyone in the game after we won that one. I still have them all.

Later, you got this one pops.
http://i39.tinypic.com/15yatcy.jpg

[hatepoppy]

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[hatepoppy]

11 in, this has been a good fuckin game.

someone wanna make out?

[ADD]

No.

[Jericho]

Yeah, but we put that on there because we faced them the next round and wanted to mock them pre-match.

It took me forever to make avs for everyone in the game after we won that one. I still have them all.

Later, you got this one pops.
http://i39.tinypic.com/15yatcy.jpg
I think CAB still rocks Omar Gooding to this fuckin day

[hatepoppy]

*le sighz*

[hatepoppy]

ya diiiiggg

and yes, i am watching jayz storytellers

[ADD]

Buck up, not so little buackaroo, we're gonna win

[jemeske]

I think CAB still rocks Omar Gooding to this fuckin day
Haha. Yes. That was the funniest thing to come out of that.

http://i42.tinypic.com/bfjgiu.jpg

[ADD]

Insurance run. DRINK!

[hatepoppy]

it was a good sigh. nostalgmf

[Archangel]

im gonna rip archz tits off.

No you're not.

[hatepoppy]

motherfucker dont show yo ass in indy, kmothtrfucker

[ADD]

Hey, drink already

[hatepoppy]

Hey, drink already
motherfucker, tell youtiube to process arready

[Archangel]

motherfucker dont show yo ass in indy, kmothtrfucker

You know you love me.

[hatepoppy]

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[hatepoppy]

You know you love me.
its twooo.

[ADD]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you drink for a win? I say drink two

[hatepoppy]

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[hatepoppy]

shit yeah, cubs mf win, ******* eat mf dixx.

[hatepoppy]

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[mongo]

hawt.

[hatepoppy]

mongo. show me ur tits.

[ADD]

This is the best thread. This season's going to at the least be fun

[hatepoppy]

i do what i can.

[Stax]

This is the best thread. This season's going to at the least be fun

+1

[hatepoppy]

*nomnomnom*