Best more or less black female sidekick in gaming

[Archangel]

Title says it all. Alyx Vance from HL2, or Sheva Alomar from RE5?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/HalfLife2_AlyxVance.jpghttp://i39.tinypic.com/2qtvimf.jpg


Discuss.

[Jericho]

The chick from Half Life didn't do shit

[Draven X 23]

Easy Alyx.

Sheva is mentally handicapped. She needs me to tell her what to use or not use. She wastes ammo and shoots me in the back 90% of the time. But looks hella good in a tribal bikini.

Alyx gives me the Gravity Gun.

[Archangel]

The chick from Half Life didn't do shit

Her pistol was pretty vital in Episode 1... And the problem with Sheva is that she TRIES to do shit instead of just being eye candy, and usually fucks it up for everyone.

[Archangel]

Sheva's just so frustratingly unpredictable: One minute, she'll snipe the hell out of 5 guys who are 200 feet away, and then she'll look at you and let the dude sneaking up behind you rape your arse without batting a lid.

But then, she's supposed to be a woman, so lunacy may be the whole idea.

[Archetype]

Title says it all. Alyx Vance from HL2, or Sheva Alomar from RE5?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qtvimf.jpg


Discuss.

Holy shit, stereotype much?

[Ocelot]

Alyx, no question.

[iolas]

I'm used to Sheva kicking ass since I haven't played single player yet. I just play through the game with my online buddy.

[Jack Bauer]

Sheva is mentally handicapped. She needs me to tell her what to use or not use. She wastes ammo and shoots me in the back 90% of the time. But looks hella good in a tribal bikini.



this man speaks the truth.

[Archangel]

Holy shit, stereotype much?

It's a bonus costume, for what it's worth, and rather less ridiculous than the disco outfit. Usually, she looks like this.

http://trylobyte.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sheva.jpg

[Pax Britannia]

Alyx has a nicer ass.

[Archangel]

No she doesn't.

[Pax Britannia]

I spent more time pointing a gun at Alyx's ass than Shevas. That may have something to do with FPS controls though.

[Archangel]

Ahem.

http://www.residentevilitalia.netsons.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sheva_tribal_bikini_03.jpg

[Pax Britannia]

Can I have them both as sidekicks?

[Jack Bauer]

which one takes it in the ass?

[Pax Britannia]

They are black chicks, so both.

[Draven X 23]

I always thought Alomar was a hispanic name. But according to her file she is African.

[Archangel]

Maybe she's from Equatorial Guinea - they were a Spanish colony, if memory serves.

[Archangel]

Lulz.


http://cdn1.gamepro.com/blogfaction/images/secret_sheva1(1).jpg

[iolas]

which one takes it in the ass?


Does this count?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/075a3b8f8a6096f5209393298ea0baf2.jpg

[Archangel]

Them Japs be crazy.

[Stax]

Alyx, no question.

[iolas]

Them Japs be crazy.

Pretty much, and that one is not even the craziest.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=sheva_alomar

[the creeps]

sheva. i don't think there is much more to say on the topic

[Limp]

Who gives a fuck? Black people don't count.

[Limp]

And i'd fuck them both.

[the creeps]

this list needs one more black chick, then they can cast a cote of their own

[The Batman]

sheva. i don't think there is much more to say on the topic

There is something else to say. Like you're wrong.

[taters]

Alyx was a useless pain in the ass that was always bossing Freeman around, but magically disappearing when the heavy lifting or the horde of antlions came up.