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jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:41 PM
Hey baby, nice jacket.

http://i41.tinypic.com/jihuly.jpg

Angry Ass Messican Dude
04-07-2009, 11:43 PM
I jizzed in my pants.

Like a boss.

Jericho
04-07-2009, 11:43 PM
Shall I delete the first EHP

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:43 PM
I jizzed in my pants.

Like a boss.Then my work here is done.

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:44 PM
Shall I delete the first EHP
If you'd like me to mail you a firmly worded letter, be my guest.

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:44 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2j2vkux.jpg

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:45 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2eveq10.jpg

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:50 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2814rxu.jpg

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:53 PM
For realz.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2m424v6.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
04-07-2009, 11:53 PM
Camels > horses.

jemeske
04-07-2009, 11:53 PM
Banned.

wonderllama
04-07-2009, 11:58 PM
My kid is collecting My Little Pony figures.
Sure, we get the usual assortment of "Candy" and "Buttercup" or whatever...you know, horse names, but then...THEN there's ROSITA and RAUL....WTF!???

Those aren't HORSE NAMES!!!!

Ahem.

Titus_Pullo
04-08-2009, 12:08 AM
The Slave Leah one got me hot. (http://www.cinematical.com/photos/my-little-pony/1458841/)

Bastard
04-08-2009, 12:18 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horse44004.jpg

Angry Ass Messican Dude
04-08-2009, 12:25 AM
I believe that is a burro. I am not amused.

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:27 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qjiv6v.jpg

Mustard
04-08-2009, 12:34 AM
I smell HoF

Bastard
04-08-2009, 12:36 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horse_390.jpg

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 12:38 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/20330891-horse.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/20330891-horse.jpg.html)

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:41 AM
Nice ride.

http://i44.tinypic.com/jt6wp3.jpg

wonderllama
04-08-2009, 12:45 AM
Stephen Horseking?

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 12:46 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/152832394-hors2.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/152832394-hors2.jpg.html)

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:46 AM
She needs to pimp that out with hydraulics or something.

Face
04-08-2009, 12:49 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qjiv6v.jpg
anita horse got balls

Bastard
04-08-2009, 12:50 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/Funny-Gill-downsize.jpg

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 12:51 AM
http://img187.imagevenue.com/loc789/th_70240_deadhorse2_122_789lo.jpg (http://img187.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70240_deadhorse2_122_789lo.jpg)

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:52 AM
Banned.

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 12:54 AM
horse mung. that's all pro

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 12:54 AM
http://img138.imagevenue.com/loc199/th_70457_dead_horse_again_122_199lo.jpg (http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70457_dead_horse_again_122_199lo.jpg )

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:57 AM
You have made an enemy today.

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 12:58 AM
everyone loves a Clydesdale!

http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc35/th_70672_clydesdale-horse_122_35lo.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70672_clydesdale-horse_122_35lo.jpg)

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 12:59 AM
You have made an enemy today.

i thought that "emergency horse" pics was for pics of horses in an emergency. But I realize that was not the case.

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 01:03 AM
mini horses are teh sex.

Soccer anyone?

http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc549/th_70947_mini_122_549lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70947_mini_122_549lo.jpg)

jemeske
04-08-2009, 01:03 AM
i thought that "emergency horse" pics was for pics of horses in an emergency. But I realize that was not the case.
We must assemble a collection of horse pictures in case GMF should need them in an emergency.

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 01:05 AM
I'm kinda digging this thread. Let's get naked.

jemeske
04-08-2009, 01:05 AM
Already there.

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 01:08 AM
the name of the mini in my av is Poquito Pele. He's awesome.

Bastard
04-08-2009, 01:08 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horserace2.gif

jemeske
04-08-2009, 01:08 AM
Hawt.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ylptzn.jpg

Da Raider
04-08-2009, 01:09 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horserace2.gif

notice that the horses are not whipping the jockeys? Even down the straight away. Cuz it's cruel.

Bastard
04-08-2009, 01:10 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/small-horse.jpg

Mustard
04-08-2009, 01:12 AM
Hawt.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ylptzn.jpg
I just had the most explosive orgasm in the history of forever

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 01:14 AM
she's watching you masturbate


http://www.yoimg.com/i/69124640-3423464492_91365cc26c_b.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/69124640-3423464492_91365cc26c_b.jpg.html)

Bastard
04-08-2009, 01:15 AM
mini horses are teh sex.

Soccer anyone?

http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc549/th_70947_mini_122_549lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70947_mini_122_549lo.jpg)

Mini horses are pretty cool. Speaking of mini and horses, has medlar seen this thread?

jemeske
04-08-2009, 01:24 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2h33bdl.jpg

Bastard
04-08-2009, 01:27 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/no-service-horse.jpg

nobody
04-08-2009, 02:11 AM
http://portraitswithhorses.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/horserodeolimo.jpg

Pox
04-08-2009, 03:01 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/901xu1.png

Bizz
04-08-2009, 03:11 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/79002-1/Furry_Pony_fucker.gif

Pox
04-08-2009, 03:12 AM
:confused:

Mustard
04-08-2009, 03:13 AM
Red x fail my bizzle.

Bizz
04-08-2009, 03:13 AM
I think he likes horses.

Mustard
04-08-2009, 03:15 AM
yeah... about that... still can't get it to work.

Should i try turning on my computer first?

Blue
04-08-2009, 03:26 AM
http://www.f-jokes.com/en349/images/upload/59074_funny_302.jpg

Datači
04-08-2009, 03:50 AM
Seriously, I think this is the hardest boner I have ever had in my life.

Bizz
04-08-2009, 03:52 AM
"This thread is better than that other thread about stuff." - Bizz

Datači
04-08-2009, 04:46 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Shetland_pony_moult1.jpg

Will-Kill
04-08-2009, 06:02 AM
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/trojan_wooden_horse.jpg

Lets just take the Horse inside where it will be safe.

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 12:27 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/104198289-h1.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/104198289-h1.jpg.html)

jemeske
04-08-2009, 12:31 PM
Crest white strips? Hello?!

mxlplkt
04-08-2009, 12:45 PM
Two pages without a single Sarah Jessica parker pic?


You people are slipping.

Stax
04-08-2009, 12:57 PM
You know how I like it:

http://i40.tinypic.com/98d15h.jpg

jemeske
04-08-2009, 03:33 PM
Two pages without a single Sarah Jessica parker pic?


You people are slipping.
SJP was EHP1. This is EHP2, we've broadened our horizons to include horse fellatio and jailbait horse pics.

jemeske
04-08-2009, 04:28 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2d6rs3l.jpg

NOTKyle
04-08-2009, 05:50 PM
Sum1 say jailbate?

http://www.littleangelsponyandpals.com/images/baby_horse_and_child.jpg

}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 07:46 PM
when jailbait turns to teenagers, they start making out


http://www.yoimg.com/i/53648956-h2.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/53648956-h2.jpg.html)

jemeske
04-11-2009, 01:00 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2vlunwh.gif

mxlplkt
04-14-2009, 12:08 PM
Jem's genius is being overlooked.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30191445/?GT1=43001

Billy
04-14-2009, 11:24 PM
http://www.farmer-girls.com/galleries/farmgirl/monica-mattos-01.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
04-14-2009, 11:26 PM
It's about time.

}{arlequin
04-14-2009, 11:29 PM
the girl horse carrot combo wasn't a bad one either

Billy
04-14-2009, 11:30 PM
what do you think, Pizz? Post the rest of the set?
Monica Mattos' parents must be so proud

Bastard
04-16-2009, 02:43 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/selection_131_33.jpg

Mustard
04-16-2009, 02:47 AM
http://www.farmer-girls.com/galleries/farmgirl/monica-mattos-01.jpg
Well, this certainly has potential...

Bastard
04-16-2009, 03:22 AM
I believe that this thread will really flourish once Goat returns.

medlar
04-16-2009, 11:48 AM
This what I think of horses.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237899641_conan_punches_horse.gif

and I don't get this thread at all.

}{arlequin
04-16-2009, 11:55 AM
oh i think you do

Archetype
04-16-2009, 11:57 AM
Medlar's just mad because Shetland ponies are taller than him. Probably why he made that gif so small.

Nature's Folly
04-16-2009, 06:03 PM
Sum1 say jailbate?

http://www.littleangelsponyandpals.com/images/baby_horse_and_child.jpg
This almost goes too far.... almost.

NOTKyle
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster27990244.jpg

NOTKyle
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
I'm hilarious.

Jericho
04-16-2009, 07:08 PM
medlar hates horses? When the fuck did this happen?

NOTKyle
04-16-2009, 07:16 PM
Ever since Princess broke up with him via myspace message.

Octo3.14
04-16-2009, 11:54 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2eckgv5.jpg

Bastard
04-19-2009, 05:25 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horselesbianbook.jpg

Datači
04-19-2009, 03:48 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/156tw1s.jpg

Hoser
04-19-2009, 03:57 PM
http://www.fmft.net/archives/Dead%20Horse/Dead%20Horse%204.JPG

}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 04:58 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/d7385c83b7d559c8822cbaea61c25e4a-h1rdson123565lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/d7385c83b7d559c8822cbaea61c25e4a-h1rdson123565lo.jpg.html)

TylerDurden
04-21-2009, 09:46 AM
either that horse has a small head, that chick has a huge one, or that's a fucking alpacca.

}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 11:30 AM
^maybe it's medlar-sized



http://www.yoimg.com/i/5c20fca652bdc6c39fed3b69a96cd718-h2123543lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/5c20fca652bdc6c39fed3b69a96cd718-h2123543lo.jpg.html)

Archetype
04-21-2009, 11:42 AM
MOAR

WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 12:22 PM
2nd!

}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 12:24 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/1dca78de7709001182601c7fdacfc7ad-20108bsfa0195lilianadominguezsisley2k1terryrichard son123471lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/1dca78de7709001182601c7fdacfc7ad-20108bsfa0195lilianadominguezsisley2k1terryrichard son123471lo.jpg.html)

WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 12:26 PM
WHAT?

Limp
04-21-2009, 12:28 PM
I'd let her eat my hay...

}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 12:32 PM
WHAT?
what what? the horse is there... he's taking the pic

}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 12:33 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/0f0d1ebc049f28406af9501751d54d96-h1a31123230lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/0f0d1ebc049f28406af9501751d54d96-h1a31123230lo.jpg.html)

Billy
04-21-2009, 03:45 PM
Stop being such a cocktease with all of this pre-coital horse/girl just standing around shots. Post the good stuff from your private stash

Bastard
04-22-2009, 01:40 AM
http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/3337/439d1b33366854.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/439d1b33366854/)

Bastard
04-22-2009, 01:42 AM
http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/3337/c5ea0333366855.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c5ea0333366855/)

Mustard
04-22-2009, 01:45 AM
How can I ejaculate with all of this?

Bastard
04-22-2009, 02:05 AM
How can I ejaculate with all of this?

The real question is how can you not after looking through this wonderful thread.

Mustard
04-22-2009, 02:06 AM
Quick, get me Brad Pitt on horses pics!

Bastard
04-22-2009, 02:14 AM
Quick, get me Brad Pitt on horses pics!

You prefer brad pitt and a horse instead of awesome horse/dolphin lovemaking? That’s just weird man.


http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/bradpittzaharahorse2.jpg

Mustard
04-22-2009, 02:17 AM
Nope, too much baby in that picture.

Bastard
04-22-2009, 02:24 AM
Nope, too much baby in that picture.

Too much baby or too much black baby? Racist.

Mustard
04-22-2009, 02:26 AM
I don't want to fap to pics of a baby with Brad Pitt and a horse. Just leave out the baby, and we'll be fine.

You're racist!

Bastard
04-22-2009, 02:32 AM
I don't want to fap to pics of a baby with Brad Pitt and a horse. Just leave out the baby, and we'll be fine.

You're racist!


I don‘t have time to separate and catalog all your baby/horse/Brad Pitt porn at this time. You‘re so finicky.

Mustard
04-22-2009, 02:35 AM
You're worthless!

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 08:18 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/8993fd9922f8d32657afec56b1da5cf0-farmfuckfestprancing03.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/8993fd9922f8d32657afec56b1da5cf0-farmfuckfestprancing03.jpg.html)

Morfin
04-22-2009, 08:25 AM
Farmfuckfest.com?

Part of your morning browse of your favorite websites, }{?

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 08:36 AM
Farmfuckfest.com?

Part of your morning browse of your favorite websites, }{?

erm... billy called me a tease... just helping out

Mustard
04-22-2009, 08:37 AM
The horse's cock is not located on his front legs.

Candycane
04-22-2009, 10:17 AM
This is the most bizarre and yet sexily intriguing thread in all of history.

Clyde
04-22-2009, 10:42 AM
Quick, get me Brad Pitt on horses pics!

How about a horse with the other half of Brangelina?

http://j.photos.cx/ajhorse1-d03.jpg
http://j.photos.cx/angelina_jolie_horse_fun241efc0-f77.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 11:36 AM
I have the feeling she's felt horse cock up hers before. She seems that crazy to me.

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 11:43 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/34d56bc6c536a63d532eb0b4e7edb457-oobig.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/34d56bc6c536a63d532eb0b4e7edb457-oobig.jpg.html)

WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 11:48 AM
Robot horse dick.

fuldstændigamok
04-22-2009, 11:56 AM
Two pages without a single Sarah Jessica parker pic?


You people are slipping.

I thought the same thing, except Mr Hand instead of Sarah Jessica parker.

Stax
04-22-2009, 11:59 AM
Going for the less-sexy version of those Jolie shots (why couldn't it have been Emma Watson if they wanted a Harry Potter actor?)

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/01/daniel-radcliffe-equus/daniel-radcliffe-equus-01.jpg http://theblemish.com/images/2007/01/daniel-radcliffe-equus/daniel-radcliffe-equus-05.jpg http://theblemish.com/images/2007/01/daniel-radcliffe-equus/daniel-radcliffe-equus-06.jpg

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 12:09 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/cbcd475fdc6705b59abd86f044e08b2e-ork6600.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/cbcd475fdc6705b59abd86f044e08b2e-ork6600.jpg.html)

fuldstændigamok
04-22-2009, 12:12 PM
http://www.sirjeffponygirls.thekinkyserver.com/gp/pictures/sircharles/sj-pony-k-img_9502a.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 12:14 PM
You and the wife on roleplay night?

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 12:20 PM
i had no idea fuld also owned a 1cv

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 12:26 PM
which one of the ladies would wanna take on the black beauty?


http://www.yoimg.com/i/23a32b61478a2025b499aeba403b528f-wallpapersfreehorse.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/23a32b61478a2025b499aeba403b528f-wallpapersfreehorse.jpg.html)

Billy
04-22-2009, 01:35 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/8993fd9922f8d32657afec56b1da5cf0-farmfuckfestprancing03.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/8993fd9922f8d32657afec56b1da5cf0-farmfuckfestprancing03.jpg.html)

erm... billy called me a tease... just helping out
Still just cockteasing,}{. I wanna see insertion, dammit. Or at least let me use your pass....

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 01:54 PM
Or at least let me use your pass....
if i did that, my stablemate would kick me out :(



http://www.yoimg.com/i/e51cd28a68ea314f5d04085ae234a7af-54931armenassolveundsbo200502122118lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/e51cd28a68ea314f5d04085ae234a7af-54931armenassolveundsbo200502122118lo.jpg.html)

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 06:10 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/99ba4ab31a10eec6ad52f6b825688dda-9044.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/99ba4ab31a10eec6ad52f6b825688dda-9044.jpg.html)

Bastard
04-23-2009, 01:13 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/weird-guy-and-his-horse.jpg

jemeske
04-23-2009, 01:14 AM
Now we're getting it.

Bastard
04-23-2009, 01:17 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horsesaxophone.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 01:19 AM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/04/Bear%20Horse.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 01:21 AM
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/hoover/trojan-horse-1.jpeg

jemeske
04-23-2009, 01:22 AM
We're hitting our stride, people.

Mustard
04-23-2009, 01:30 AM
http://img23.imagevenue.com/loc377/th_71725_horse1_123_377lo.jpg (http://img23.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=71725_horse1_123_377lo.jpg)

Bastard
04-23-2009, 01:32 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/LOTR_Horses___Contest_Entry___by_ka.jpg

jemeske
04-23-2009, 01:33 AM
Backsliding a bit now.

}{arlequin
04-23-2009, 01:37 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/87c3a52c18a29ff962cc7e37cb1fc996-h106123219lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/87c3a52c18a29ff962cc7e37cb1fc996-h106123219lo.jpg.html)

Bastard
04-23-2009, 01:37 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/mr_ed.gif

Mustard
04-23-2009, 01:37 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/f4mset.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 01:38 AM
what?!

Mustard
04-23-2009, 01:47 AM
http://img268.imagevenue.com/loc405/th_72743_horse-dog-monkey_123_405lo.jpg (http://img268.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72743_horse-dog-monkey_123_405lo.jpg)

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 01:49 AM
Everyone looks so chill except for the horse getting raped.

Mustard
04-23-2009, 01:51 AM
I know what you mean...

Phil Theehor
04-23-2009, 09:00 AM
http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww307/philtheehor/Philshorse.jpg?t=1240494977

Morfin
04-23-2009, 09:20 AM
Phil, the Emergency Dog/Giraffe/Leopard Pictures thread is ===>

Phil Theehor
04-23-2009, 09:46 AM
Keeping with the Godiva theme

http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcv/amy-locane/amy-locane-07.jpg

medlar
04-23-2009, 12:03 PM
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/hor.png

my rendition of a whore on a horse.

}{arlequin
04-23-2009, 12:05 PM
the horse seems to enjoy bareback

}{arlequin
04-23-2009, 12:06 PM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/34ea3c3ef971b33ea2371df17b392a5f-h2123577lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/34ea3c3ef971b33ea2371df17b392a5f-h2123577lo.jpg.html)

medlar
04-23-2009, 12:07 PM
so does she loloz

Phil Theehor
04-23-2009, 12:55 PM
This is probably an appropriate time to trot out the disturbing Medlar horse pics again.

At 15

http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/245379/hrs.jpg


At 17

http://www.inklingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/daniel_radcliff_penis.jpg

Bizz
04-23-2009, 01:38 PM
17? You just posted kiddie porn and not the good kind either. BAN.

Billy
04-23-2009, 01:52 PM
Horse? check
Elijah Wood nude? check
That's the good kind in my book

medlar
04-23-2009, 08:54 PM
Well shit, I just didn't expect those pictures to resurface.

That's not Elijah, its Daniel Radcliff uncut.

Billy
04-23-2009, 10:34 PM
Sorry, I'm not up to code on my naked dude with penis visible pictures

jemeske
04-23-2009, 10:35 PM
And you call yourself the new Claydon.

Edit: Also, the latest Anita Horse. I fucked up the bra, but was too lazy to do anything about it.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2zi8tau.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 11:07 PM
That looks eerily familiar.

Billy
04-23-2009, 11:10 PM
I wanna see the original

jemeske
04-23-2009, 11:12 PM
That looks eerily familiar.
Like the one you sent me last week?

Kerjack
04-23-2009, 11:12 PM
I want to see the live show.

Of Anita horse. Sink knows me too well

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 11:15 PM
Like the one you sent me last week?
You always do this to me!

jemeske
04-23-2009, 11:16 PM
The next Anita Horse is topless, fwiw.

jemeske
04-23-2009, 11:16 PM
You always do this to me!
Quit referring to "us" as a mistake!

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 11:17 PM
The one after will be bottomless.

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 11:19 PM
Quit referring to "us" as a mistake!
Oh how I wish I could quit you.

jemeske
04-23-2009, 11:20 PM
The one after will be bottomless.
At which point we learn Anita Horse has been keeping a stunning secret. Dun dun DUNNNNNNN.

Kerjack
04-23-2009, 11:23 PM
Anita horse has hidden it's tail... somewhere

WET HOT MESS
04-23-2009, 11:24 PM
Anita horse has a colostomy bag.

Bastard
04-23-2009, 11:33 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop6.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop3.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop13.jpg

Bastard
04-23-2009, 11:38 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop18.jpg

Bastard
04-24-2009, 12:02 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/044444.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/014178.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/0987448854.jpg

Bizz
04-24-2009, 01:48 AM
You always do this to me!

Why such the long face?

WET HOT MESS
04-24-2009, 01:50 AM
Cause I'm a horseface.

Mustard
04-24-2009, 01:53 AM
Why such the long face?
Ha! Thats funny because horses have long faces.

Bizz
04-24-2009, 01:54 AM
HEYO!

Mustard
04-24-2009, 01:56 AM
Your funny knows no limits!

Bizz
04-24-2009, 01:57 AM
My voice is a little horse.

Mustard
04-24-2009, 01:59 AM
So, your voice is a pony?

Sexy.

Bastard
04-24-2009, 02:11 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop8.jpg

Mustard
04-24-2009, 02:17 AM
YES!!!

Bastard
04-24-2009, 02:21 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/photoshop15.jpg

WET HOT MESS
04-24-2009, 02:23 AM
I think that horse can fit in someone's ass.

Alcestis
04-27-2009, 12:19 PM
Here ya go, Jemeske.

dyMXYE_50Ts

jemeske
04-30-2009, 11:57 PM
It's poetry in motion.

jemeske
04-30-2009, 11:57 PM
She turned her tender eyes to me.

jemeske
04-30-2009, 11:57 PM
As deep as any ocean.

jemeske
04-30-2009, 11:57 PM
As sweet as any harmony.

jemeske
04-30-2009, 11:58 PM
Mother fucking science.

Candycane
04-30-2009, 11:59 PM
Now I'm all craving Weird Science.

slore
04-30-2009, 11:59 PM
http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/08/beware.html

jemeske
05-01-2009, 12:01 AM
I CAN SMELL THE CHEMICALS.

jemeske
05-01-2009, 12:02 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2vvvuxl.jpg

WET HOT MESS
05-01-2009, 12:02 AM
I really wanna go to the movies tomorrow.

WET HOT MESS
05-01-2009, 12:02 AM
Is there a superhero horse?

6655321
05-01-2009, 12:08 AM
I really wanna go to the movies tomorrow.

go to a scary movie where lots of black people are in attendance. it's loads of fun.

WET HOT MESS
05-01-2009, 12:12 AM
I am not going to fucking Bal'more.

6655321
05-01-2009, 12:15 AM
i forget that not everyone who posts here isn't completely surrounded by black people.

WET HOT MESS
05-01-2009, 12:16 AM
The black people here act white. It's pretty funny.

jemeske
05-01-2009, 12:17 AM
Your double negatives leave me confused. You're saying black people live in your closet? And they refuse to pay rent?!

slore
05-01-2009, 12:17 AM
i forget that not everyone who posts here isn't completely surrounded by black people.
Are you looting a store right now?

Bastard
05-01-2009, 01:48 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horse24458.jpg

Bastard
05-01-2009, 02:09 AM
Is there a superhero horse?

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/6a00d83451c3cb69e200e5521e9dc38833-.jpg

Face
05-01-2009, 02:09 AM
comics in the 50s were fucked up

vasili denisov
05-01-2009, 02:17 AM
i forget that not everyone who posts here isn't completely surrounded by black people.
I don't get your implication. Are you: a) a member of the Dave Matthews band? b) Katja Kassin?

Bastard
05-01-2009, 03:00 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/Horseflex3340393030.jpg

Bastard
05-01-2009, 03:16 AM
Someone requested more horse rapist

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/horserapist4404004.jpg

Datači
05-01-2009, 05:27 AM
qf1B6omMZRI

Bizz
05-03-2009, 03:07 PM
You've been warned.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81590-2/MrHands_horse.gif

He died from that.

BIG PIZZLE
05-03-2009, 03:09 PM
Do not want.

medlar
05-03-2009, 04:59 PM
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/frank.jpg

beating the dead horse deader.

Datači
05-03-2009, 05:01 PM
You've been warned.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81590-2/MrHands_horse.gif

He died from that.

Jesus fucking christ.

Titus_Pullo
05-03-2009, 05:04 PM
You've been warned.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81590-2/MrHands_horse.gif

He died from that.

The horse gave him HIV?

Face
05-03-2009, 05:05 PM
The horse gave him HIV?
perforated colon I think

in other words, the horse tore his asshole a new asshole

Jericho
05-03-2009, 05:10 PM
Well, that definitely constitutes an "Emergency" horse picture

Spanky
05-03-2009, 05:21 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33663-1/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg

Datači
05-03-2009, 05:40 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2n7goiv.jpg

Face
05-03-2009, 05:44 PM
it took me a good 2 or 3 seconds of intense staring to figure out just what I was looking at there

medlar
05-03-2009, 05:45 PM
a horse doing a headstand.

Bizz
05-03-2009, 05:48 PM
faceplant*

}{arlequin
05-03-2009, 06:03 PM
you know it's sexy. admit it.


http://www.yoimg.com/i/a8390d660851f1920b0248eb574732af-h820ba2f66.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/a8390d660851f1920b0248eb574732af-h820ba2f66.jpg.html)

Revolver
05-03-2009, 10:06 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Orobas.jpg

STDSkillz
05-03-2009, 10:13 PM
perforated colon I think

in other words, the horse tore his asshole a new asshole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

WET HOT MESS
05-03-2009, 10:15 PM
You have that bookmarked too?

Le Goat
05-03-2009, 10:20 PM
Old new is oldBeastube365.com ftw

WET HOT MESS
05-03-2009, 10:21 PM
Is it wrong that I actually checked to see if it were a real site?

Le Goat
05-03-2009, 10:27 PM
If it aint beastube then its zootube365.com

WET HOT MESS
05-03-2009, 10:32 PM
Oh sweet mother mary!

Le Goat
05-03-2009, 10:35 PM
Told ya it was awesome.

WET HOT MESS
05-03-2009, 10:43 PM
Yeah, but wtf is with the register for premium to have more than 10 free vids a day and access to vids over 2 minutes. That's stupid. I wanna watch horse rape without having to fill out more crap forms.

Face
05-03-2009, 10:46 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
he was from gig harbour... I had a bunch of kids from there on my bus today, what an amazing coincidence!

jemeske
05-13-2009, 10:56 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/21l23is.jpg

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:56 PM
Dude, how dare you.

Face
05-13-2009, 10:58 PM
GTFO, this isn't emergency whore pictures n00b!

jemeske
05-13-2009, 10:59 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/21pflw.jpg

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:59 PM
Thats it.

Face
05-13-2009, 11:00 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/21pflw.jpg
that looks kinda like a faucet... a flesh faucet...

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 11:00 PM
You don't sully the Buff.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:08 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/21pflw.jpg
angler fish is angling

medlar
05-13-2009, 11:14 PM
She is actually extremely attractive sans a DICK in her FACE. come on!

jemeske
05-13-2009, 11:14 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/24n3908.jpg

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:15 PM
mini horse cocks?

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 11:15 PM
I love SMG to death, but these are too funny.

Jericho
05-13-2009, 11:23 PM
jemeske is a master

jemeske
05-13-2009, 11:23 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/106io3o.jpg

Face
05-13-2009, 11:24 PM
the little poot really sells it

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:24 PM
Fisting takes on a whole new meaning when SMG is involved.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:25 PM
jem has a gift. no doubt ab it.


why is navel peen pubey?

jemeske
05-13-2009, 11:32 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/iwn80k.jpg

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:33 PM
Alf is what makes it.