How much of a douchebag are you?

[Mustard]

Douchebag anthem

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In honor of Freegood's post in the YouTube thread, I ask the question:

How much of a D-Bag are you?

[Bizz]

I'm 90% douchebag. I'm not the popped collar with a shell necklace, abercrombie fitch wearing douchebag. I'm just a plain oldschool douchebag.

[Mustard]

*slow clap*

[Bizz]

*fast fap*

[Mustard]

*srow crap*

[Bizz]

*busta cap*

[Archetype]

I'm 90% douchebag. I'm not the popped collar with a shell necklace, abercrombie fitch wearing douchebag. I'm just a plain oldschool douchebag.
That's not very douchebag at all. There's a lot of degrees of AF douchebags.

Ultimately, I'm probably the same as Kyle. I don't have the self-imposed weiner dress code, but I do go to an art school, so it evens out.

[Bastard]

I'm a nice even mix of bastard and asshole with a smattering of douchebag and just a hint of motherfucker.

[Bizz]

Then why is your name Bastard and not Bassholebagfucker? Or Motherdouchardass?

[Bastard]

Ask my dad.

I'm kidding of course.

That was me being more of those others.

[Okie Medicvet]

Well I'm not much of a douchebag, but am definitely white and nerdy, and used to beat up on valley girls, so what the fuck.

[6655321]

i'm not that douchey at all, i'm a pretty stand up guy.

[Aegis]

I'm douchey enough for all of you. 100% baby.

[Genius]

I thought I was a douchebag. But I only fit a couple of things in that song. So probably about 10%.

[STDSkillz]

I'm friendly to everyone I meet in public. I don't really dress in any fashionable manner at all and am incredibly boring. Ergo, no douchiness.

[taters]

LIARS!!!!!

[Archangel]

The fuck is wrong with ginger ale?


Also, the fact that I've never even been near a tanning salon absolves me from most douchiness.

[mongo]

ginger ale and vodka is sex.

[taters]

ginger ale and vodka is sex.

If you like mancock. Would you like a Pomegranite Mojito with that?

[Archangel]

What's a pomegranite? An especially hard variant of the pomegranate?

[mongo]

i slept w/ my brothers gf of 3 years after they had been broken up for two weeks.
i've cheated on every gf i've ever had.
i've fucked an underage girl.
i exchange better grades for sex.
i have a vd, but i fuck chicks w/out protection anyhow.
i wish that all doors were only 1 foot wide so i could avoid fat people.
i win.

[Archangel]

You're not a very nice person, are you.

[mongo]

my mom loves me.

[mongo]

i also made a chick cry on xbl by telling her she was a failure and her infant son would grow up to be the same. lulz.

[Archangel]

my mom loves me.

She should, since you got the cunt gene (and the dick sucking talent) from her.

[Billy]

i also made a chick cry on xbl by telling her she was a failure and her infant son would grow up to be the same. lulz.
I remember that. It was poorly timed, because she was on the verge of sending us naked pics. YOU WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE THE PICS, TIM. It was fucking bushleague

[Billy]

She should, since you got the cunt gene (and the dick sucking talent) from her.
I can tell you from experience that Mongo is WAY better at sucking dick than his mother. That bitch won't even take a load on the face

[Mustard]

i slept w/ my brothers gf of 3 years after they had been broken up for two weeks.
i've cheated on every gf i've ever had.
i've fucked an underage girl.
i exchange better grades for sex.
i have a vd, but i fuck chicks w/out protection anyhow.
i wish that all doors were only 1 foot wide so i could avoid fat people.
i win.
You heartless bastard!

[Nature's Folly]

i slept w/ my brothers gf of 3 years after they had been broken up for two weeks.
i've cheated on every gf i've ever had.
i've fucked an underage girl.
i exchange better grades for sex.
i have a vd, but i fuck chicks w/out protection anyhow.
i wish that all doors were only 1 foot wide so i could avoid fat people.
i win.

These reasons and many more are why if i ever see you...you better run. It's the only chance you got since i don't do "running".