View Full Version : Who would you take a BJ from
Hoser
04-09-2009, 10:32 PM
Pretty simple question, everyone has fuck standards, but do you have blowjob standards?
mongo
04-09-2009, 10:35 PM
blowjobs are meh. fuck 'em.
Genius
04-09-2009, 10:35 PM
That last option will skew the poll.
STDSkillz
04-09-2009, 10:36 PM
My BJ standard is lower than my sex standard.
Hoser
04-09-2009, 10:37 PM
That last option will skew the poll.
Fuck being statistically accurate.
Satan
04-09-2009, 10:38 PM
How drunk am I in this hypothetical?
Hoser
04-09-2009, 10:39 PM
Slight buzz, but still know what you are doing. But your friends will never find out.
Will-Kill
04-10-2009, 12:18 AM
I only trust giving myself a PB&J
White Rhino
04-10-2009, 01:03 AM
I like a chick to look at me while she is sucking my cock. So she better have a pretty face. Otherwise its not worth the trouble.
Archangel
04-10-2009, 01:28 AM
blowjobs are meh. fuck 'em.
You're a vegetarian who doesn't like his johnson slobbed and hates tits or any types of curves.
When will you finally come out of the closet?
Das Kahlua
04-10-2009, 02:22 AM
True story: there was this chick I worked with, and we hooked up a few times, then one night after work while I was driving her home, she just jumped all over my shit, and basically ripped my pants apart like she was looking for atlantis. This bitch was determined to get her mouth on my junk. Needless to say, I pulled over as quickly as possible, opened the door, and pushed her out, then sped away faster than my little jeep can register.
I'm not a really attractive guy, so any chick that wants my cock that badly is at least a little psycho, and I don't want any crazies around my dick.
But I still enjoy head, just not from chicks who might chop it off and wear it as a ceremonial head-piece.
Smashing
04-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Slight buzz, but still know what you are doing. But your friends will never find out.
In that case.......
Hoser
04-10-2009, 01:33 PM
jpy012172 is a lying cunt
Fuh Q
04-10-2009, 02:04 PM
Anyone. I can just close my eyes or not look at the person. I know some guys really enjoy looking at the person while they're doin it but I'm not that bothered.
Draven X 23
04-10-2009, 08:27 PM
I like a chick to look at me while she is sucking my cock. So she better have a pretty face. Otherwise its not worth the trouble.