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VoxAngelikus
04-11-2009, 12:15 AM
Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html)


(CNN) -- Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.
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Woody Harrelson says he got into a clash with a photographer because he mistook him for a zombie.

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman.

"We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico.

The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken.

Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

TMZ.com posted two videos of the incident, including one recorded by the larger camera before it was damaged.

The first video shows the photographer following Harrelson and his daughter down an escalator and out of the terminal. It ends with Harrelson apparently reaching for the lens.

The second video begins with the photographer accusing Harrelson of breaking his camera.

After Harrelson returns the camera to him, a scuffle appears to ensue.
"Woody, this is assault. Woody, this is assault," the photographer is heard saying. "Woody, chill out. Would you please chill out?"

The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman.

"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Woody_Harrelson) while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.
"He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he broke the camera in pieces," he said.

Harrelson, his daughter and a driver get inside an SUV and the encounter ends.

In the movie "Zombieland," Harrelson plays "the most frightened person on Earth" looking for refuge from zombies, according to the Internet Movie Database.

Filming on the movie wrapped in Atlanta, Georgia, on Wednesday, according to director Ruben Fleischer's Web site.

TMZ (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/TMZ_com_Inc) photographer Josh Levine filed a lawsuit against Harrelson last year for an alleged attack outside a Hollywood nightclub in 2006.

Video of that incident, which is also posted on TMZ.com, also appeared to show Harrelson grabbing a camera and clashing with the photographer.
Los Angeles prosecutors declined to press charges against the actor, but Levine filed a suit last summer asking for $2.5 million in damages.

"Woody Harrelson has a history of anger management issues with people and we intend to put a stop to this," Cyrus Nownejad, Levine's lawyer, said Friday.

TMZ is partly owned by AOL, part of CNN's parent company, Time Warner.

Genius
04-11-2009, 12:19 AM
Congress needs to pass a paparazzi Code of Ethics, separate from the First Amendment. It should define their right to exist, but should not defend them when shit like this happens. Woody took out your camera? Too fucking bad. Boo hoo, shouldn't have been a dickhead.

Titus_Pullo
04-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Why are they even bothering with Woody Harrelson to begin with?

Genius
04-11-2009, 12:20 AM
And really, Woody in a zombie movie sounds pretty sweet.

Genius
04-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Why are they even bothering with Woody Harrelson to begin with?
So he'll punch them.

Archetype
04-11-2009, 12:29 AM
"Woody Harrelson has a history of anger management issues with people and we intend to put a stop to this," Cyrus Nownejad, Levine's lawyer, said Friday

lolwut

VoxAngelikus
04-11-2009, 12:30 AM
Congress needs to pass a paparazzi Code of Ethics, separate from the First Amendment. It should define their right to exist, but should not defend them when shit like this happens. Woody took out your camera? Too fucking bad. Boo hoo, shouldn't have been a dickhead.


Especially if you're dealing with zombie paparazzi.

Genius
04-11-2009, 12:33 AM
*Zombierazzi

Frito
04-11-2009, 12:54 AM
I hope his lawyer can come up with a better explanation.

Jericho
04-11-2009, 12:57 AM
Puh3VxlmlRs

Will-Kill
04-11-2009, 01:42 AM
So does the movie consist of Woody stealing and breaking shit from zombies....that's pretty original.

Warden
04-11-2009, 01:57 AM
Zombies. Universal excuse

The GWD
04-11-2009, 02:34 AM
I love the whole "in character" excuse that actors use when they fuck up. Christian Bale was "in character" when he cussed out the Director of Photography. Because John Connor, the savior of mankind, is a total douchebag.

You guys may not know this, but I'm actually starring in a low budget local film in which I play a total dickweed. So excuse me if I'm in character on the board.

Bastard
04-11-2009, 05:32 AM
I have heard that zombie paparazzi get the best celebrity nipslip pictures.

Fiend1138
04-11-2009, 05:42 AM
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/lcdlove/zombies.jpg

kid_vidrio
04-11-2009, 10:46 AM
Why was he at LGA? What a shitty fucking airport.
He's probably already back home in Hana, chilling with some chronic, setting up for tonight's poker game in Mackawao. Dude doesn't care about papazombie shite.
I love the guy.

VoxAngelikus
04-11-2009, 12:36 PM
"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.That's one of the greatest excuses I have ever heard for celebrity misbehavior. Appropriately cocky but not too arrogant with just the right amount of silly.

Alcestis
04-11-2009, 02:10 PM
Congress needs to pass a paparazzi Code of Ethics, separate from the First Amendment. It should define their right to exist, but should not defend them when shit like this happens. Woody took out your camera? Too fucking bad. Boo hoo, shouldn't have been a dickhead.

After watching both the videos...in the first one the paparazzi seemed to get a little to close, but asked him nothing out of the ordinary, just got to close for comfort. If you listen carefully, he seems to giggle while filming. Once you start watching the second video, I lose any and all compassion for the papa'tard, he continues to badger the hell out of Harrelson and again he seems to giggle. Then you hear him talking on the phone, and he's in within feet of another ass-whooping.

He should have left him alone after the first altercation, and called the cops if he was that concerned.

highone
04-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Harrelson has a history of whooping paprazzi ass.

the creeps
04-11-2009, 04:42 PM
if someone gets in your personal space uninvited, you should have the right to knock them on their ass.

heelsguy
04-12-2009, 09:25 AM
the rule should be that a photog can begin to take pics/video of you if you are in public. For all they know, your agent WANTS them to get you back on the cover of mags.

But once they tell you "I would prefer you stay at least 50 feet away", you have to oblige or risk getting punched.

Jack Bauer
04-12-2009, 09:30 AM
these fuckers are scumbags. i would do the same

fuldstændigamok
04-12-2009, 10:21 AM
Congress needs to pass a paparazzi Code of Ethics, separate from the First Amendment. It should define their right to exist, but should not defend them when shit like this happens. Woody took out your camera? Too fucking bad. Boo hoo, shouldn't have been a dickhead.

There should a law making it mandatory to punch a razzy in a face whenever you feel like it.
That these guys have the guts to press charges is beyond me.

eleveneighteen
04-12-2009, 01:16 PM
There should a law making it mandatory to punch a razzy in a face whenever you feel like it.
That these guys have the guts to press charges is beyond me.

That is well said. Invading people's personal space, especially when they are with family, is total bullshit. Maybe that fucker was a zombie, about as ethical as one.

Hoser
04-12-2009, 02:33 PM
I am so using this excuse one day.

"Officer I swear I thought Taters was a Zombie"

wonderllama
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
I love this story.
I think this should be a new series of bumper stickers or t-shirts

"Sorry man, I thought you were a Zombie"

It's the "I didn't do it" of 2009.