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vasili denisov
04-13-2009, 04:06 PM
Mel Gibson's Wife Files for Divorce

We've learned Mel Gibson's wife Robyn has just filed legal papers to divorce Mel Gibson, her husband of 28 years, citing "irreconcilable differences." Pretty ironic -- Robyn signed the papers the day before Good Friday.

Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement -- they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property -- which includes earnings -- is divided 50/50.

The Gibsons have 7 children, but only one -- Tom, who turns 10 tomorrow -- is a minor. In Robyn's legal papers, filed this morning in L.A. County Superior Court, she seeks joint physical and legal custody of Tom.

Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

Robyn lists the date of separation as "to be determined." This is important, because earnings generally cease to be community property when the couple separates. There could be a skirmish over this. We're told the couple grew increasingly apart over the last few years, especially since Mel's drunk driving arrest in 2006.

There have been reports that Mel has been involved with another woman, which the actor denies, but we're told the reasons for the divorce go beyond any third party.


http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/13/mel-gibson-divorce/

redsox39
04-13-2009, 04:06 PM
3rd woman, 4th woman, 18th woman...who's counting?

janois
04-13-2009, 04:07 PM
Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooom!

Archetype
04-13-2009, 04:15 PM
Hang her. Put her on a stick. Burn her. Then see how much she wants a divorce.

Warden
04-13-2009, 04:24 PM
450 million is a retarded amount of money to get just for being married to someone.

UNC
04-13-2009, 04:26 PM
I pleasured myself to that avatar relentlessly back in the 1999-2001 area.

smahoo
04-13-2009, 04:31 PM
I guess she feels entitled to some "payback" after all the shit he put her through.

Aegis
04-13-2009, 04:38 PM
Looks like his next movie will be 'The passion of the Cunt'.

Alcestis
04-13-2009, 04:39 PM
Mel, what do women want?

HALF!

Face
04-13-2009, 04:45 PM
she's entitled to half his shit, and she still wants fucking alimony?

is HALF A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS not enough for her?

taters
04-13-2009, 05:27 PM
Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement -- they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property -- which includes earnings -- is divided 50/50.

Must sting like a bitch. Not that he would be hurting with a mere 450 million. He almost made it to a billion. Heh.

-Infamous eddie murphy skit on millionaire divorce in CA.
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Swurgen
04-13-2009, 05:40 PM
she's entitled to half his shit, and she still wants fucking alimony?

is HALF A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS not enough for her?

This. How much could it cost to take care of one fucking kid.

ElemenoP
04-13-2009, 06:20 PM
What? No Post-Nup?

Archetype
04-13-2009, 06:21 PM
This. How much could it cost to take care of one fucking kid.Nevermind that it's joint custody.

satandole666
04-13-2009, 06:55 PM
It would be cheaper for him to just hire someone to kill her.

Do it.

Nature's Folly
04-13-2009, 07:06 PM
Who knew calling a cop sugar tits and bashing the jews would fuck up a marriage?