If You Had A Superpower, What Would It Be?

[Pox]

I think if I had any power, I would like to be able to travel in time. The chance to correct past mistakes, see the future, and find out how history really went down. I think it would be cool to test our current understanding of physics, and see if the past can be changed.

Either that, or I'd like to be able to shoot silly string out of my eyeballs.

What would your power be?

[ElemenoP]

The power to move this to Running Threads.

Or delete it.

[Pox]

"Oooh, Pox, I don't like the idea of new threads in gencon. I want OT to be the only active thread, so I can read about peoples farts in comfort."

This thread is already more interesting than your shoe talk. Leave me alone.

[Pax Britannia]

Psychic powers are pretty awesome.

[ElemenoP]

"Oooh, Pox, I don't like the idea of new threads in gencon. I want OT to be the only active thread, so I can read about peoples farts in comfort."

This thread is already more interesting than your shoe talk. Leave me alone.
I think you're confusing me with Arch.

[Pox]

Only if you could use them with discretion rather than having peoples thoughts forced into your head all the time. Theres lots of stupid floating around that I'd rather tune out.

Edit: to Pax

[Pax Britannia]

Only if you could use them with discretion rather than having peoples thoughts forced into your head all the time. Theres lots of stupid floating around that I'd rather tune out.

Yeah. Being able to pick things up with your mind would be pretty awesome though. It would sort of be like how I played most of 'Stars Wars: The Force Unleashed' by just hurling people around.

[Pox]

Oh, that kind of psychic? Yea, thats badass. I think I would only use my powers for lazyness, though, like if my pop tarts were on the other side of the room and I wanted them to come to me.

[Pax Britannia]

I'd use my powers for good, then evil....then back to good. Because it would give me an interesting story arc.

[NOTKyle]

The power to move this to Running Threads.

Or delete it.

Shut it. It's staying in Gen Con.

I'd be a shape shifter. If I needed to fight a guy I'd become a grizzly bear, and if I needed to be awesome I'd become Pox.

It's flawless.

[ElemenoP]

Why is moving a thread to Running Threads a negative thing?

[Hoser]

The ability to have any superpower I choose at any time.

[NOTKyle]

Because it's like putting a store in the mall, only people you want to stay away from it will take part.

[Pox]

Yea, malls suck. I don't want any Juggalos in here spraying their faygo all around and talking about clown powers.

[NOTKyle]

YO CHECK OUT MY JEAN SHORTS WHILE I NOM MY CINNABON

[NOTKyle]

If I ever gained my shape shifting power I'd be a Juggalo roughly 45% of the time.

[Limp]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Limp-pics/thread/dead-wife.jpg

[ElemenoP]

*Jorts.

[NOTKyle]

http://www.toxicteddies.com/images/funstuffc/juggalo.jpg

This is me in Pox in approximately fourteen months.

[fuldstændigamok]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Limp-pics/thread/dead-wife.jpg

Did you suddenly remember your lost photobucket password, today, limp?

[Pox]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5a/Wizard_icp.jpg



oh my god DRDEATH ITS HAPPENING

[fuldstændigamok]

http://www.toxicteddies.com/images/funstuffc/juggalo.jpg

This is me in Pox in approximately fourteen months.

Nice lapsus, faggot.

[Pox]

Did you suddenly remember your lost photobucket password, today, limp?
Hes demonstrating his power of near perfect Goatshtick mimicry. Most of us Professor X types noticed this latent power long ago.

[Satan]

I wish I could have an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.

[Pax Britannia]

Jedi powers coupled with Wolverines healing abilities and adamantium skellington would be my dream combination.

[fuldstændigamok]

Taskmaster mimetic powers. I'll use them wisely. By being the first man to win 128 gold medals during the same olympic games.

[Satan]

Jedi powers coupled with Wolverines healing abilities and adamantium skellington would be my dream combination.It's not rape if you use the jedi mind trick!

[Pax Britannia]

That would certainly be an interesting legal question. Someone PM Pizz about it.

[Daydreamer]

The ability to turn fat women into supermodels by tapping their foreheads with my penis. The change would be made permanent by swallowing my jizz. Thus I would be cleaning up the world of fat, ugly women and getting laid at the same time.

[Will-Kill]

Black Bolts Power but being able to control it, Something about saying "Move" and a mountain would shatter like glass seems sweet.

Hell....flying would seem good....no more airports.

Jedi powers coupled with Wolverines healing abilities and adamantium skellington would be my dream combination.

Yea, that good too.

[medlar]

Hypnotism, have the powers of the Silver Surfer, teleportation, invisiblity, and an abilty in stopping time soley for sexual purposes.

[Archetype]

"Informational black hole," like The Drummer. The ability to perceive massive amounts of information on a level nobody else can; and to be able to retain it.

I almost went with dimension crossing, but then I wondered if my brain would even function on a lower dimension and if I could get back, or if I would simply die from the information trying to enter it on a higher dimension.

[Pox]

Hypnotism, have the powers of the Silver Surfer, teleportation, invisiblity, and an abilty in stopping time soley for sexual purposes.
So you'd stop the world and melt with me?

[BIG PIZZLE]

We dont have Juggalos in Cali, we have Persians instead.

[NOTKyle]

an abilty in stopping time soley for sexual purposes.

You can get that same experience down at the morgue. It's TOTALLY worth the super power.

[Will-Kill]

I would also want Juggernaut powers too....cause I would get to yell "I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

[cleetus]

Cock of the Infinite

[Nature's Folly]

The power...to move you.....

[WET HOT MESS]

Jedi powers coupled with Wolverines healing abilities and adamantium skellington would be my dream combination.
I was gunna say telekinesis and awesome regenerating skillz like a lizard, but yours sound better.

[UNC]

Why is moving a thread to Running Threads a negative thing?

Running threads are threads that people can visit countless times in a day to dump shit in. This thread is more of a one and done deal.

[UNC]

I would like the ability to become high through concentration.

[Archetype]

I was gunna say telekinesis and awesome regenerating skillz like a lizard, but yours sound better.
You guys are all fucking cheaters. A superpower, not a thousand.

[WET HOT MESS]

I wanna be like Rogue! Not the movie one (fuck anna paquin), but the cartoon/comic version. Deadly kiss, deadly touch, general hotness.

[Mustard]

Give me the power to stop and start time on command.

[Septic_Porpoise]

I would want the power to eat everything. i would drink all of the world's milk as a warning, and if my demands were not met i would then devour the planet.

[Archetype]

Give me the power to stop and start time on command.
But if you stopped time, you wouldn't be able to move, not to mention the effects that would probably have on space. Why not the power to freeze movement?

[Will-Kill]

You guys are all fucking cheaters. A superpower, not a thousand.

What about over 9000!!!!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJerOY0xqIw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJerOY0xqIw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Mustard]

But if you stopped time, you wouldn't be able to move, not to mention the effects that would probably have on space. Why not the power to freeze movement?
I would still be able to move, and fuck space.

[WET HOT MESS]

bump, oops, sorry, wait, you can't hear me, oh i remember you, douchebag from 2nd grade, lemme dump some alcohol on your pants and light it on fire.

[wonderllama]

Invisibility

[Syndicate]

Reading people's minds. The possibilities are endless with that one.

[WET HOT MESS]

what a heart crusher. and the occasional boner killer.

[Octo3.14]

boner lol

[vasili denisov]

Jedi powers coupled with Wolverines healing abilities and adamantium skellington would be my dream combination.
Hypnotism, have the powers of the Silver Surfer, teleportation, invisiblity, and an abilty in stopping time soley for sexual purposes.
You guys are all fucking cheaters. A superpower, not a thousand.
Power to acquire other heroes' powers through touch. *sits back, folds arms, and raises eyebrow menacingly*

[Archetype]

What if nobody else has powers? Huh, what then?

[Octo3.14]

intellectual checkmate

[Pox]

Or maybe everyone already has that power, but its the only power around?

[vasili denisov]

What if nobody else has powers? Huh, what then?
Or maybe everyone already has that power, but its the only power around?
Well, you convinced me that my choice was stupid. I'll go instead with a power that allows me to make blech food taste like BBQ flavoured chips, because you can never get tired of that.

[Bastard]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/superpowers44049405.jpg

[mbslugger89]

the power to control everyone elses thoughts

[riseabove!]

lightsaber dick

[Nature's Folly]

lightsaber dick

Congrats, you win the internet! Unfortunately you will never get laid again.

[NOTKyle]

I'd make Folly thin and sexy, and then I'd morph him into the ultimate wingman.

[Anfield Red]

A nine inch tongue and the ability to breathe through my ears?

[riseabove!]

Congrats, you win the internet! Unfortunately you will never get laid again.
What if her vag is a blast door?