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Will-Kill
04-16-2009, 03:09 PM
http://www.spike.com/show/31082
This show is cool....kinda corny with the competitiveness between both sides...
I Think it would of been better if they pitted a Apache vs a Ninja and a Gladiator vs a Spartan.
Samurai vs a Viking was a good match.
Bastard
04-23-2009, 05:47 AM
I'm enjoying the late night reruns of Deadliest Warrior.
The Spartan really fucked up that Ninja. The Apache one surprised me. Crazy injuns.
Archetype
04-23-2009, 05:50 AM
Who won out of the Samurai and Viking?
Will-Kill
04-23-2009, 03:15 PM
Overall Winner: Samurai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior
Archetype
04-23-2009, 03:28 PM
That's lame as shit. I bet he wasn't even in berserker mode.
Billy
04-23-2009, 04:04 PM
they should just have the two masters they bring fight to the death to decide which is better. that would actually be worth watching
Will-Kill
04-23-2009, 04:34 PM
They need to evenly match these people...so neither side has a better advantage then the other.
Cornflake
04-23-2009, 08:47 PM
I'm enjoying the late night reruns of Deadliest Warrior.
The Spartan really fucked up that Ninja. The Apache one surprised me. Crazy injuns.
Fuck that... the ninja is going to use stealth to fuck up the Spartan... He is not going to fight a spartan head on.
Will-Kill
04-23-2009, 09:26 PM
That's kind of the point....which is why its a bad match up...both fighters need the same kind of styles so its more of a leveled playing field.
Cornflake
04-23-2009, 09:46 PM
Yeah I agree. I think one coming up is with a knight... That would be a better match for the Spartan. The one with the samurai would have obviously been a better match for the ninja
Archetype
04-23-2009, 10:02 PM
Yeah I agree. I think one coming up is with a knight... That would be a better match for the Spartan. The one with the samurai would have obviously been a better match for the ninja
Ninja vs. Samurai? Somehow Japan vs. Japan would seem ridiculous. Ninjas are shitty warriors anyways. They weren't made for fighting, they were made for espionage and infiltration. Pirates, maybe. Any of the other ones, they're pooped in one on one.
NoGravitas
04-23-2009, 10:06 PM
That's kind of the point....which is why its a bad match up...both fighters need the same kind of styles so its more of a leveled playing field.
Yeah spartans fought were trained to fight as an army. An army of spartans would fucking destroy an army of ninjas (basically what happened in 300)
Billy
04-23-2009, 10:39 PM
I'm pretty sure there weren't any ninjas in 300
Bastard
04-23-2009, 11:12 PM
Fuck that... the ninja is going to use stealth to fuck up the Spartan... He is not going to fight a spartan head on.
Like Artist mentioned, the ninja was primarily an assassin and spy that used camouflage and the cover of darkness to evade his enemies. They aren’t going to do well in a head on battle unless of course you are talking about 80’s ninjas like from Shaw Brothers and Sho Kosugi. Those ninjas could fuck up Godzilla.
I'm pretty sure there weren't any ninjas in 300
Oh there were ninjas. There are always ninjas around.
Billy
04-23-2009, 11:22 PM
I meant AN ARMY OF NINJAS BEING DESTROYED BY SPARTANS, Bastard.
Everybody knows that there are always ninjas around somewhere
Billy
04-23-2009, 11:26 PM
They aren’t going to do well in a head on battle unless of course you are talking about 80’s ninjas like from Shaw Brothers and Sho Kosugi.
Don't forget the Green Ranger. Or any of the other Rangers with the power coins.
Archetype
04-23-2009, 11:37 PM
Poop Sailboat?
Gary_Busey
04-24-2009, 12:21 AM
Did they include a U.S. special forces soldier? Because he'd destroy them all.
Bastard
04-24-2009, 12:41 AM
Did they include a U.S. special forces soldier? Because he'd destroy them all.
In the Apache vs. Gladiator episode, the Apache trained the special forces soldiers. He stabbed and sliced the attack dummy about 20 times in under 10 seconds. It was pretty badass.
Archetype
04-24-2009, 01:44 AM
In the Apache vs. Gladiator episode, the Apache trained the special forces soldiers. He stabbed and sliced the attack dummy about 20 times in under 10 seconds. It was pretty badass.
I have too much hatred for Indians. I couldn't finish the ep.
Bastard
04-24-2009, 01:50 AM
I have too much hatred for Indians. I couldn't finish the ep.
Is that you John Wayne?
I'm an indian!
You jerkface!
Archetype
04-24-2009, 02:02 AM
Well then I hate you too. gtfo prairie ******!
Bastard
04-24-2009, 02:18 AM
Just for that, You are no longer comped at my casino.
Archetype
04-24-2009, 02:25 AM
You'd just try and get me to bet my land so you can get it back anyhow. I'm on to your tricks, red devil.
Bastard
04-26-2009, 05:06 AM
they should just have the two masters they bring fight to the death to decide which is better. that would actually be worth watching
I enjoy watching similar shows like Warriors and Jurassic Fight Club on the History channel. It would be cool if they combined Deadliest Warrior with those other two shows because who wouldn’t watch a ninja vs. a dinosaur in a battle to the death.
Bastard
05-10-2009, 12:56 PM
I was disappointed with the last two episodes of Deadliest Warrior. The Pirates vs. Knights could have been much greater if it was Pirates vs. Ninjas or Pirates vs. Snipers and the Yakuza vs. Mafia episode pissed me off. They were blatantly biased against the yakuza. I guess someone had a talk with them about the outcome.
Hobnail_Boot
05-10-2009, 01:25 PM
I discovered this show because of a mini-marathon on Spike last weekend. I'm in love.
Jericho
05-10-2009, 01:34 PM
I think the best one was the Samurai v Viking
Will-Kill
05-27-2009, 11:26 PM
Wallace vs Zulu was a no contest.
Claymore kills everything in its swing.
Last Week Shaolin Monk vs Maori Warrior was also a easy one to call....Maori weapons do damage but the Twin Hooks were just nasty.
I liked the Spetsnaz/Green Beret episode.
That one Spetsnaz guy was awesome. After shooting 3 targets in the neck: "This is how we win the hearts and minds"
Jericho
05-28-2009, 12:00 AM
I thought the Maori got hosed. That Jade club would destroy your dome, and the shark tooth club thing would also rip you to shreds compared to the shaolin counterparts. Although, yes the twin blades were fucking wicked badass
Swurgen
06-12-2009, 09:28 PM
I've only seen a few but their methodologies are consistently flawed. Who the hell thought that 3 nerds could decide which weapon was more effective and to what degree? Smashing/cutting ability was frequently the only decider as if you could swing the 20 lb sword just as quickly as the one half the size. Let the nerd put that in his pipe and smoke it. Also as mentioned, some of the matchups could have made more sense. I'm not joe history buff but it also seemed like they dug a little hard to find weapons to match up with like the Samurai's club that wiki doesn't even believe was very common to be kind. A guy like the Ninja should carry more weapons than some of the other guys because that's what movies have told us about the ninja. They even said that the monks were usually armed only with a staff. How are these people meeting? Why would the monk take extra weapons like those badass hooks? Is this like Bloodsport with arranged fights but with weapons? How do you measure those little monk spinners by allowing the guy 10 secs to take 50 uncontested shots at the head? Knitting needles are deadly in that parameter. So is silverware. Big fucking deal.
Billy
06-13-2009, 12:45 AM
I liked the Spetsnaz/Green Beret episode.
That one Spetsnaz guy was awesome. After shooting 3 targets in the neck: "This is how we win the hearts and minds"
The best part was when the Russian found out that he had to run a much different and more difficult test for their shotgun, and his response was simply, "you want me to run through an obstacle course and shoot the same amount of targets at different heights and hidden in the same amount of time as the Americans? That can be done"