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Hondo
04-16-2009, 03:23 PM
Imageshack refuses to allow posts here? What does that say about this message board?


http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/courtney-love-bikini.jpg

http://blog.zooloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/courtney-love.jpg

There she is. Mother of the year. Wife of the century. Etc.

(Courtney Love? Why not a blonde with real talent, like Debbie Harry aka Blondie?)

http://www.thedestroyer.com/images/drx14.gif

(Nice cameltoe :D )



You guys want an intro from me? Okay, you asked me.

I'm an American. That l use to live in the DEEP SOUTH (from the state whose motto is, "EVERYBODY'S RELATIVE".)

Happy yet? No, want more?

Okay. I have a very macabre sense of humor. I believe that some UFOs come from an extraterrestial origin. I own 2 Corvettes (1976 and 1995). I use to play guitar in a garage band many years ago. I have 3 Guitars, a Bass Guitar, a Yamaha Keyboard, a Baldwin Piano and by God, I worship the ground Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth walks on.

You want more? Okay, I'm a geek. I was a geek before being a geek was cool. I like Star Trek. I can't understand why Shatner didn't win an Oscar for his performance as James T. Kirk (or why Samuli Torssonen hasn't been catapulted into international stardom as Captain James B. Pirk - a shoutout to the Star Wreck crowd!) I was running dial-up BBS'es before most of the users of this message board were drunken glazes in their father's eyes.

I can add more if this intro doesn't make the grade with the Vets of this board.

Oh yes, I almost forgot. My real name has Hondo in it. I was named for the character that John Wayne played in a movie (Thank God my perents didn't name me John Wayne, otherwiase I would have been tempted to follow in John Wayne Gacy's footprints.)

I love John Wayne movies. I guess that would make me some type of facist American bastard in some people's eyes. If that's the case, can you imagine the disgust that John Wayne would have for me if he knew I not only love Star Trek (with all that socialist crap, as my dearly departed father use to say as he would turn the channel to good old American football or some sort of Fishing Program), but also attend sci-fi conventions (Dragoncon Rules!)?

UNC
04-16-2009, 03:25 PM
Die slowly

Jericho
04-16-2009, 03:25 PM
I didn't ask you for shit. I don't even know you

Hondo
04-16-2009, 03:28 PM
I didn't ask you for shit. I don't even know you

Jericho is the greatest heel the WWE has going now. You come across as some sort of Randy Orton wanna-be.

At least you're not channeling John Cena.

UNC
04-16-2009, 03:29 PM
I take it back.

Die faster

jemeske
04-16-2009, 03:36 PM
Haha. Wrestling references.

UNC
04-16-2009, 03:37 PM
*wrasslin'

Tar Heel
04-16-2009, 03:38 PM
I like this guy.

Alcestis
04-16-2009, 03:56 PM
I didn't ask you for shit. I don't even know you

I did. I like a man who obeys.

...but also attend sci-fi conventions

Are one of those people who spend uber-amounts of time and money making homemade customs?

Hondo
04-16-2009, 03:57 PM
I like this guy.

You may change your mind when you find out that I'm a Carolina Alumnus.

GO COCKS!

Hondo
04-16-2009, 04:00 PM
Are one of those people who spend uber-amounts of time and money making homemade customs?

No, I'm one of "those people" who spend uber-amounts of money paying other people to make customs for me.

My favorite, by far, is my "Wrath of Khan" Starfleet Command Staff Red Jacket outfit. My rank insignia? Captain, of course.

jemeske
04-16-2009, 04:03 PM
Who cares if somebody posts an intro or not?

I only post in here on the off chance that one of these threads might go platinum, like DDT's (I can't remember his original name) intro on old GMF--top five threads all time.

Jericho
04-16-2009, 04:12 PM
mxcjwebber

nothingman
04-16-2009, 04:31 PM
Are you a Louis L'amour fan?

Hondo
04-16-2009, 04:42 PM
Are you a Louis L'amour fan?

Yes, along with Ellery Queen, Isaac Asimov and Edgar Allen Poe.

Nature's Folly
04-16-2009, 05:32 PM
I'm here to fuck you slowly in full view of everyone.

Jericho
04-16-2009, 05:38 PM
No one wants to see your giant ass fuck anything

}{arlequin
04-16-2009, 05:48 PM
i wanna see him fuck winehouse

Nature's Folly
04-16-2009, 05:55 PM
No one wants to see your giant ass fuck anything

HEY! Everyone wants to see my giant ass fuck things!

Hondo
04-16-2009, 05:58 PM
i wanna see him fuck winehouse

:eek:

Even I have standards (they may be low, but they're still standards) - Amy Winehouse doesn't meet them.

I'd rather fuck Viktor than Amy Winehouse. He probably has fewer social diseases and it's more socially accepted for man-on-man sex than fucking Amy Winehouse.

heelsguy
04-16-2009, 09:07 PM
You may change your mind when you find out that I'm a Carolina Alumnus.

GO COCKS!


Carolina = UNC Chapel Hill
South Carolina = South Carolina
USC = Southern Cal

but, yeah I like this guy too.

Okie Medicvet
04-17-2009, 12:44 AM
Okay, I think it's one of the better intros I've seen.

POST TITS NOW!

The Dude
04-17-2009, 07:32 AM
well this is going well so far

Hondo
04-17-2009, 12:04 PM
Okay, I think it's one of the better intros I've seen.

I aim to please. I also aim my pees.

POST TITS NOW!

::shrug::

You asked.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gw4e4zhjLzA/RmS11iTbs4I/AAAAAAAAAKU/nfdqckc5nZ0/s400/courtney_love.jpg


Dear God in Heaven, what does anybody see in that skank?

The Dude
04-17-2009, 12:52 PM
well this is going well so far

*picture of courtney love*

i'm going to have to go ahead and retract my previous statement.

Tar Heel
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
Carolina = UNC Chapel Hill
South Carolina = South Carolina
USC = Southern Cal

but, yeah I like this guy too.

quoted for troof

Hondo
04-17-2009, 04:41 PM
For you sports fans who are ragging me about Carolina (the REAL USC), let me say that I hate Lou Holtz with every fiber of my being. I dislike Steve Spurrier also, but he fails to reach the level of hatred that is held in my heart for old fossilized Lou.

USC had a great coach in the making, Skip Holtz, and could have snagged him at a bargain price. Does anybody thing old fossilized Lou supported a campaign to give Skip a chance? Hell, NO! He had to campaign to bring in the most fucking over-rated coach ever seen in college football since Woody Hayes. What has Spurrier done for Carolina since Lou left (other than take the heat for Lou's string of NCAA violations)? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Yeah, Carolina football sucks. I admit it. We're the jobbers of the SEC.

jemeske
04-17-2009, 07:45 PM
Played pretty well against the Hawkeyes though.

jemeske
04-17-2009, 07:45 PM
Oops.

Phil Theehor
04-17-2009, 08:27 PM
For you sports fans who are ragging me about Carolina (the REAL USC), let me say that I hate Lou Holtz with every fiber of my being. I dislike Steve Spurrier also, but he fails to reach the level of hatred that is held in my heart for old fossilized Lou.

USC had a great coach in the making, Skip Holtz, and could have snagged him at a bargain price. Does anybody thing old fossilized Lou supported a campaign to give Skip a chance? Hell, NO! He had to campaign to bring in the most fucking over-rated coach ever seen in college football since Woody Hayes. What has Spurrier done for Carolina since Lou left (other than take the heat for Lou's string of NCAA violations)? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Yeah, Carolina football sucks. I admit it. We're the jobbers of the SEC.

Skip's a turd. We had him in town for a bit. You're better off.

heelsguy
04-18-2009, 05:59 AM
For you sports fans who are ragging me about Carolina (the REAL USC), let me say that I hate Lou Holtz with every fiber of my being. I dislike Steve Spurrier also, but he fails to reach the level of hatred that is held in my heart for old fossilized Lou.

USC had a great coach in the making, Skip Holtz, and could have snagged him at a bargain price. Does anybody thing old fossilized Lou supported a campaign to give Skip a chance? Hell, NO! He had to campaign to bring in the most fucking over-rated coach ever seen in college football since Woody Hayes. What has Spurrier done for Carolina since Lou left (other than take the heat for Lou's string of NCAA violations)? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Yeah, Carolina football sucks. I admit it. We're the jobbers of the SEC.

who was south carolin's coach those 2 years they beat THE ohio state university in bowl games?

Hondo
04-18-2009, 10:16 AM
who was south carolin's coach those 2 years they beat THE ohio state university in bowl games?

It doesn't matter. I still hate fossilized old Lou.

Ohio State? Yeah, beating them just means that Carolina sucked just a little less than they did.

Archetype
04-18-2009, 10:31 AM
Clint Eastwood>>>>>>John Wayne

David Lee Roth is a faggot

Van Halen sucks with or without him