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BIG PIZZLE
04-17-2009, 12:03 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090417/ap_en_ot/eu_germany_people_klum
What a solid german woman.
17 mins ago
BERLIN – German supermodel Heidi Klum is expecting her fourth child.
Klum broke the news on her Web site in an entry dated Friday. The 35-year-old said her children Leni, Henry and Johan as well as her singer husband Seal were all thrilled.
Klum's office in Bergisch Gladbach, near Cologne, confirmed the pregnancy on Friday but declined to comment on the baby's due date.
Klum hosts the television shows "Project Runway" in the U.S. and "Germany's Next Topmodel."
Archangel
04-17-2009, 12:33 PM
What, we're all supposed to be racists, then?
BIG PIZZLE
04-17-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm actually applauding her for populating the fatherland. 4 kids is a pretty big solid. That's a good wife right there.
Fuh Q
04-17-2009, 03:24 PM
stupid ******* fucking our supermodels!
No but really this is great news I hope everything goes well.
And when was the last time Seal actually put out any music??
Will-Kill
04-17-2009, 04:25 PM
You can't make music when you keep making babies with a Supermodel...it takes up alot of time.
Hodge
04-17-2009, 04:31 PM
stupid ******* fucking our supermodels!
No but really this is great news I hope everything goes well.
And when was the last time Seal actually put out any music??
Make music or fuck Heidi Klum?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Genius
04-17-2009, 09:56 PM
One of these days, Heidi Klum is gonna wake up and realize she's fucking Seal, and then, Seal's gonna get burned.
ElemenoP
04-17-2009, 10:42 PM
... What exactly happened to his face...?
iolas
04-17-2009, 11:36 PM
... What exactly happened to his face...?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3361870231_ba7bff5514.jpg
Fuh Q
04-18-2009, 09:12 AM
That and he's black.
He's also bald, but does he look like a bitch? That is the question
Trident
04-18-2009, 10:54 AM
I'm guessing one of the key factors that appeals to her is that he doesn't spend his time on an internet forum.
ElemenoP
04-18-2009, 11:06 AM
And that his kisses are like roses.
Swurgen
04-18-2009, 11:09 AM
I guess he's some kind of amazing guy for a 2 hit wonder.
Trident
04-18-2009, 11:14 AM
Well, this:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/stardads/seal.jpg
must be an upgrade from this:
http://www.haisentito.it/img/_Flavio_Briatore_perizoma.jpg
WET HOT MESS
04-18-2009, 05:33 PM
Seal looks like a really nice and down to earth guy.
Rafczy
04-18-2009, 06:53 PM
Seal looks like a really nice and down to earth guy.
Seal looks like he's been clubbed...
Didya get it? cool beans
Swurgen
04-18-2009, 08:41 PM
His face was on fire and somebody put it out with a fork. He seemed like a momentous dick on some TMZ vid recently and I wish somebody lit him up on camera. He hates the paparazzi yet is there any prayer of him landing the Klumgina if it wasn't for him being a celebrity?
kid_vidrio
04-19-2009, 12:29 AM
He hates the paparazzi yet is there any prayer of him landing the Klumgina if it wasn't for him being a celebrity?
I am certain that it had nothing to do with the years he worked his way up, cutting a few albums, collaborating, touring internationally and so on. It was all the paparazzi that made him a celebrity. He is hugely indebted. He's probably a real ass too, but she is so star struck by him because of the paparazzi that she can't see that he's mean and ugly and untalented.
Crazy, huh?
IdiotBrain
04-19-2009, 12:50 AM
I thought it was really exceptionally bad acne that happened to his face....
Swurgen
04-19-2009, 06:35 AM
I am certain that it had nothing to do with the years he worked his way up, cutting a few albums, collaborating, touring internationally and so on. It was all the paparazzi that made him a celebrity. He is hugely indebted. He's probably a real ass too, but she is so star struck by him because of the paparazzi that she can't see that he's mean and ugly and untalented.
Crazy, huh?
Yeah...pop stars are famous for paying their dues and honing their craft and slowly building a fanbase over a period of years. Only those with the finest musical chops succeed. No other qualities count. That's why he's continued to have equal success and ever 3 years or so we get inundated with a rash of #1 hits from the guy.
Hobnail_Boot
04-20-2009, 07:53 PM
I'm guessing one of the key factors that appeals to her is that he doesn't spend his time on an internet forum.
He also has a huge black cock (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/10/heidi-klum-loves-seals-package.html).
Genius
04-20-2009, 09:58 PM
Yeah...pop stars are famous for paying their dues and honing their craft and slowly building a fanbase over a period of years. Only those with the finest musical chops succeed. No other qualities count. That's why he's continued to have equal success and ever 3 years or so we get inundated with a rash of #1 hits from the guy.
Don't be a jerkoff. You'd take Heidi Klum and royalties from a one-hit-wonder without even batting an eye. And so would six and a half billion other people on this planet. So don't cry when someone else did exactly what you would do in their place. When I see you turn down fucking a supermodel and being set for life with minimal effort, then you can bitch all you want.