What Do You Smell Like Now?

[Void]

That's right, describe your current odor.

If you can't seem to smell yourself, take a guess or ask someone around you.

Me: coffee and cigarette smoke, with a tinge of Speed Stick deodorant.




ETA: I thought about making this a poll, but there are too many possible options, and I'm lazy.

[Jericho]

Really?

[Void]

Really?Yes.

[6655321]

fale.

[UNC]

I just showered and rubbed some skin care lotion all over mah body...so that, and rape.

[Void]

fale.Sorry to hear that. Your fale must stink to high heaven.

[Octo3.14]

poop lol

[UNC]

good one

[Le Goat]

Smegma

[Hoser]

sad;y, this

http://laiee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/abercrombie-fierce-cologne.jpg

My sister got it for me and it has become my everyday cologne.

[6655321]

DOUCHEBAG!

[Hoser]

I know, I feel like an ass, but it doesn't smell all that bad. I want to put it in a different bottle.

[Void]

I know, I feel like an ass, but it doesn't smell all that bad. I want to put it in a different bottle.One shaped like a giant black dong?

[BIG PIZZLE]

In this order.

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/273/350__1_02386331003.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NPCTZXMWL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

http://www.shavingdirect.com/images/products/After%20Shave/Nivea_aftershave_cooling_balm_normal_md.jpg

http://mymouthful.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/johinniewalker1.jpg

http://p1.hotornot.com/blt/brands/KLB8S/BUPGFKFWSTSNTRCXYUFD.jpg


And balls.

[UNC]

I don't wear cologne. Maybe on a night out of town.

[Void]

...

And balls.Thanks for not including a pic for that one.

[ruffdog]

I don't wear cologne. Maybe out on a hoe down in the village

fixed

[Jericho]

In this order.

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/273/350__1_02386331003.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NPCTZXMWL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

http://www.shavingdirect.com/images/products/After%20Shave/Nivea_aftershave_cooling_balm_normal_md.jpg

http://mymouthful.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/johinniewalker1.jpg

http://p1.hotornot.com/blt/brands/KLB8S/BUPGFKFWSTSNTRCXYUFD.jpg


And balls.
You smoke 72s? of Milds? That's pretty super gay

[Morfin]

I smell like an old man.

[UNC]

I too smell like old man.

Wonder if it's the same one.

[Limp]

I smell like my boyfriends giant black dick.

~Leah

[BIG PIZZLE]

You smoke 72s? of Milds? That's pretty super gay

Everyone who has tried those cigarettes says they are the best ever. They are awesome.

[UNC]

Sucking black cock might give you the best high in the world but I wouldn't know because I will never suck the motherfucker.

[WigglingWii]

I probably smell like wood polish right now and bleach. Spring cleaning is a bitch.

[Blitz]

I currently smell like Dolce and Gabbana - Light Blue and Latex.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Sucking black cock might give you the best high in the world but I wouldn't know because I will never suck the motherfucker.

So you neglect foreplay b/c your ass yearns for black cock. That's pretty much in line with what I suspected..

[Le Goat]

I currently smell like Dolce and Gabbana - Light Blue and Latex.
bullshit, you smell like a cum-fart

[UNC]

truf.com

[mongo]

http://www.sweetillusions.com/images/fm-GivPi34.gif

and

http://behnfords.myvisio.com/images/products/levitteet/jpbc.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

So http://www.blisstree.com/thriftymommy/files/2007/08/peanut-butter-pie.jpg?

[Gary_Busey]

Axe deodorant.

[Void]

Axe deodorant.Guess you thought it would get you girls like in the commercials. How's that workin' for ya?