The Worst Kind of Nerd

[Archetype]

There's a lot of nerd out there, but what's the worst kind of nerd to nerd it out to?

[ruffdog]

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[ruffdog]

ARCHTYPENERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ruffdog]

fucking nerd

IBTP

[ruffdog]

slowwwwww

IBTP

[Jericho]

You forgot music nerd aka TheInsufferableFaggot

[ruffdog]

how about multiple selections?

[Le Goat]

no ****** option?


failthread ahoy

[UNC]

D & D pretty much the worse...and has been for a long time.

[wacker]

Any kind of nerd who thinks their nerdom is superior to your nerdom and incapable of understanding the hypocrisy behind it.

[6655321]

this shiz should be multiple choice.

[Hoser]

Best kind of nerd


http://www.knitwareblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nerds.jpg

[UNC]

Anyone who thought that was funny-nerd?

[Archetype]

this shiz should be multiple choice.
Eh. If it can be changed. I didn't really plan on that many options.

[Void]

D & D pretty much the worse...and has been for a long time.You don't see them trying to convert you into another gamer, or try to kill you by throwing 20-sided dice at your face if you refuse.

Religious fanatics are the worst, and there are a lot of them. They just don't always seem as socially awkward as some of the other types. In fact, in many places they are the majority.

[6655321]

Eh. If it can be changed. I didn't really plan on that many options.

the worst kind of nerd is the kind that makes internet polls with too many options.

[Pax Britannia]

I've voted Sports. Because the way sports 'fans' talk constantly about their sport of choice is in my mind equal to the most boring Trekkie discussion about canon.

[UNC]

You don't see them trying to convert you into another gamer, or try to kill you by throwing 20-sided dice at your face if you refuse.

Religious fanatics are the worst. And there are a lot of them.

Religious fanatics are not nerds.

Most of them have sex and some even outside of their families.,

[Void]

Religious fanatics are not nerds.

Most of them have sex and some even outside of their families.,Yeah, but they're ashamed about it.

[UNC]

I'd rather get some and be ashamed than to not get some and be oblivious to what "get some" is.

[Void]

I'd rather get some and be ashamed than to not get some and be oblivious to what "get some" is.No oral or anal, though. 'Tis sodomy.

[Archetype]

the worst kind of nerd is the kind that makes internet polls with too many options.
Dammit, that's the option I forgot, bein a nerd about nerdiness.

[Archetype]

You don't see them trying to convert you into another gamer, or try to kill you by throwing 20-sided dice at your face if you refuse.

Religious fanatics are the worst, and there are a lot of them. They just don't always seem as socially awkward as some of the other types. In fact, in many places they are the majority.
Stop being a weiner.

[UNC]

I was married to a "religious" girl. I pretty much had her doing everything by 2 years into the relationship.

[Blitz]

I find Star Wars nerds quite arousing. In fact, I'm currently looking for one who would be interested in dressing up like Boba Fett and engaging in sexual intercourse with me.

[Pax Britannia]

I find Star Wars nerds quite arousing. In fact, I'm currently looking for one who would be interested in dressing up like Boba Fett and engaging in sexual intercourse with me.

You always know just what to say to me.

[Void]

Stop being a weiner.Geek.

[UNC]

She likes to do it standing up, you know, like fett's ship

[Void]

I was married to a "religious" girl. I pretty much had her doing everything by 2 years into the relationship.Then she wasn't really a fanatic.

[UNC]

She was on these nuts.

[Archetype]

Then she wasn't really a fanatic.
There's multiple kinds, weiner. I didn't say "evangelists."

[IdiotBrain]

The funny part of this poll is that I know plenty of DnD nerds who would be considered "less nerdy" in a general public setting than 85% of the people on this board.

[UNC]

The funny part of this poll is that I know plenty of DnD nerds who would be considered "less nerdy" in a general public setting than 85% of the people on this board.

^That's the new funny part of this poll

[UNC]

I mean that in a "laugh at you" kinda way

[Void]

There's multiple kinds, weiner. I didn't say "evangelists."There are multiple types of religious people, geek. But "fanatic" implies a number of general behaviors.

Such a person would not allow her body to be fouled by the likes of Marcus. Consensually, that is.

[UNC]

I'm not sure that I've ever had consensual sex.

It always seemed sensual to me...but the girl has never been in prison

[Blitz]

I fear that I may go on a nerd-fucking rampage. Last time I did that, I woke up in a room full of Star Trek collectibles with a 40th Anniversary Trek Phaser up my ass.

This thread is the devil.

[Pax Britannia]

This thread has taken an interesting turn.

[UNC]

See...I mentioned Blitz earlier today (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=531033&postcount=42529)...and she emerges.

I have magic powers.

[Void]

I fear that I may go on a nerd-fucking rampage. Last time I did that, I woke up in a room full of Star Trek collectibles with a 40th Anniversary Trek Phaser up my ass.Was it set on stun or kill?

[UNC]

I'd guess kill because it smells like something died up there.

[Blitz]

I'd guess kill because it smells like something died up there.

Actually, it smells like Maple syrup and Boba Fett`s finger.

[Stax]

I find Star Wars nerds quite arousing. In fact, I'm currently looking for one who would be interested in dressing up like Boba Fett and engaging in sexual intercourse with me.

Best thing written on the internet in a while

[Sarxos]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h204/coroad100/Seth%20Stuff/cartmanhippies.jpg

[Swurgen]

Most nerds keep to themselves. Religious assholes censor our media in a shitty way even though they are an extreme minority, the cunty PC assholes in charge listen to them. They also are the most deadly of all the nerds in the amount of people they kill in the name of their fetish.

[Archetype]

There are multiple types of religious people, geek. But "fanatic" implies a number of general behaviors.

Such a person would not allow her body to be fouled by the likes of Marcus. Consensually, that is.
You're right, I looked up the definition of fanatic and it said "a person who is eccentrically unwilling to have sex with Marcus."

[Datači]

Where's the Face option?

[Bizz]

So like he casted magic missile but I rolled a 20 and had on my armor of regeneration so it negated the effects. Then I casted aura of burdening sound and with my helm of disintegration which has +10 stacked with my double roll of 15.

D&D nerds > All other nerds ever.

A close second would be cosplay nerds followed up by adults who build models.

[Bizz]

And fuck DrDeath707070. Video game nerds are the best kind of nerds. Minus PC gamers.

[vasili denisov]

Vintage erotica? Really? Like, we're okay with a vid where a fetching brunette gets triple teamed by weight lifters before a local sorority treats her as a licking post, spanks her ass till its red as a Berkeley bookstore, then has a Costco container of body fluid dropped on her face, but we as a society want to stigmatize someone who likes to watch nudists on a two person bicycle while calliope music plays?

[Mustard]

I chose the religious fanatic option.

Why?

The answer is simple. From all of the categories on the list, (except for maybe nazis) it would appear that every single other option is by far and away more docile than a religious fanatic. So that means that if you get into a slap fight with a D&D nerd because the person you're arguing with is the DM and he just transported your character in front of Cthulhu, the worst thing that will happen is he will knock your glasses off and then everybody will chill out and you'll watch Jungle Book or some shit.

With a religious fanatic, if you get into even a mild argument about whatever religion they are so fanatic about, they are liable to defend their position to the absolute death and destruction of Heaven and Earth just to make sure you never see the light of day again.

Of course I'm generalizing here, but with all seriousness, I'm not about to debate a fanatic muslim or christian in person about how their religions are flawed and why my logic should prevail, unless I happen to have a death wish that day.

[Archetype]

That's just cuz other nerds are pussies. Which is usually an obligation of being a nerd.

[Mustard]

Usually, but not always.

[hatepoppy]

i saw 'pussy', and felt itadequately described most of the above.

gglz that said, i rmmbr buying the last harry potter book, and it was all like, crazy and stuff, like there were like a millionz of ppl all w8ing for their harry wearin cloaks w wands and shits and next thing you know here comes a camaro blaring the darth vader song (u kno DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUNDUN, DUN DUNDUN! BLAWN DARMPA DAWN BLAWNKY DUN BLAWNKY DUN! SKWAM PAWN SKEEM SLAM A LITTLEONE! RIGHT NOW, YES A LITTLE ONE RIGHT NOW, LAWNKY DUN BLAWNKY DUN!) and some fucker is all darth'd up and waving a lightsaber at the wizards. it was like, a total nerd war.

noone did anything but wave their poles at each other.

[UNC]

Goddammit. Die already.

[Archetype]

I meant pussy as in vagina.

[hatepoppy]

i like to fuck the vagina.

[UNC]

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