$40

[mongo]

so i have $40 in cash. it's 71 fucking degrees. i live in the city. i want to maximize the amount of fun i can have today w/ just that cash. ideas? go!


take into account that if i ride the buss it costs me 1.75. i'd prefer to walk.

[Limp]

Paypal it to me.

[Limp]

60 days worth of Valtrex assuming you have good medical insurance.

[mongo]

well, that'd be a great way to spend about 2 minutes.

[Satan]

invest it. This time next year you can have more fun with $40.80

[Limp]

Bottle of liquor and a bottle of pain killers...

[Limp]

invest it. This time next year you can have more fun with $40.80
More like $39.20

[mongo]

now we're gettin' somewhere.

[Limp]

Go buy some extra wide sunglasses.

[Pharon]

That kind of cash usually buys me about 8 hours with your mom.

[mongo]

$40 in scratch tickets.

[Limp]

That kind of cash usually buys me about 8 hours with your mom.
You're fucked... where do you think mongo got tha herp?

[Pharon]

You're fucked... where do you think mongo got tha herp?
Indirectly from me, it would appear.

[Limp]

a dozen of these!
http://www.tumyeto.com/images_new/products/HandKnitSherpaBeanieGreen.gif

[chipsahoy]

nW8ONOdxx_k

[Jericho]

$40 in scratch tickets.
Do it!

[TylerDurden]

skee-ball and coney-dogs. done.

[Archetype]

Go invest in a knife. Preferably a big scary, rusty one.

[Stax]

- Most expensive single ticket price at Yankee Stadium: $2625
- 9 innings to a game (so $291.66 per inning)
- Roughly 18 pitches per half inning, so 36 per inning. (very rough estimate, 162 pitches per game per team seems about right)
- Thus, sitting in the 'best' seat in the house costs $8.10 per pitch, on average.

So go see 4 pitches sitting in the best seat in Yankee Stadium for $32.40 and still have $7.60 left over for a hot dog.

[Satan]

Maybe you should just ask your parents for more, there's not a lot you can do with $40

[mongo]

i could just walk 3 blocks and buy 4 beers at hooters.

[Satan]

Hooters sucks

[mongo]

there is a dive bar right across the street, but i only ever see spooks going in and out of that place.

[Pox]

Buy a new Beanie

[Hoser]

40 $1 hookers. I know that is a bit of a step up from your usual, but hey, why not get the best.

[Daydreamer]

there is a dive bar right across the street, but i only ever see spooks going in and out of that place.


Walk in there waving your $40 yelling, "what's up mah n******?" Let the Lulz commence.

[Le Goat]

600 shares of GM stock

[mongo]

i paid $1.75 to ride the bus to the liquor store. end of story.

[janois]

That was anticlamatic.

[Mustard]

Go rob a pan-handler.

[Jericho]

lulz. Clamatic. lulz.

[Face]

lulz. Clamatic. lulz.
that shit is revolting

[mongo]

hookd on fonics werkd 4 me.

[Mustard]

No Jericho. Anticlamatic.

Clearly the man is against the clam lobby, aka hookers for seafood.

This troubles me...

[Jericho]

Clamato and vodka is nice

[Archangel]

Three cases of beer, and a few phone calls to some mates?

[Hoser]

Three cases of beer, and a few phone calls to some mates?

That would be one case here.

[mongo]

$38.25 got me a fifth of skyy and a fifth of knob creek.

[Syndicate]

$38.25 got me a fifth of skyy and a fifth of knob creek.


Knob Creek is good shit.

[Archangel]

That would be one case here.

Ah, shit, I forgot the Greenback is worth shit these days. Still, ~€30 would work out to two cases à 20 half-litre bottles here, including deposit.

[Spanky]

Buy a bullet and rent a gun?

[the creeps]

should have BBq'd some tofu dogs

[mongo]

should have BBq'd some tofu dogs

i have tofu dogs in the freezer.

i dislike grilled food.

[Jericho]

i have tofu dogs in the freezer.

i dislike grilled food.
God damnit, dude. Just god damnit.

[Face]

God damnit, dude. Just god damnit.
you can't possibly be surprised anymore, can you?

[Jericho]

you can't possibly be surprised anymore, can you?
No, but it still makes me sad

[Rafczy]

Buy a unexpected gift for someone you love.

[Mustard]

i have tofu dogs in the freezer.

i dislike grilled food.
...

dislikes most (if not all) kinds of meat
dislikes grilled food
has tofu dogs in the freezer

and you claim to have male genetailia? make all the fat jokes about me you want, but jesus man... what the hell?

[Archangel]

Buy a unexpected gift for someone you love.

Ha, Valtrex might indeed surprise the hell out of the average 9 year old boy.

[Hoser]

Ah, shit, I forgot the Greenback is worth shit these days. Still, ~€30 would work out to two cases à 20 half-litre bottles here, including deposit.

In Ontario (most expensive place to by alcohol I have been been to) it is about $42CND to get a good case of beer.

Thats 23 EUR, 34 USD or 3,323 Yen

[Archangel]

Good thing I don't live there, then.

[IdiotBrain]

Jesus, for 40$ I could get 20 beers at my favorite bar during happy hour.

Or I could get 36 beers and a pack of smokes and go home if I walked to the local convenience store.

[mongo]

i would gladly pay you $40 to stop posting on gmf.

[janois]

I just realized I totally fucked up Anticlimatic. I wasn't getting the clamato jokes until I read my post. Der!

[Jericho]

I just realized I totally fucked up Anticlimatic. I wasn't getting the clamato jokes until I read my post. Der!
You still fucked it up, goober.

*Anticlimactic

[mbslugger89]

buy some beer and chips ahoy, fuckin excellent combo

[riseabove!]

a gram of cocaine that's been cut so much it's mostly baking powder

[fastjohnnybuell]

10 minutes of phone sex with Summer. Adding a 2 way with Bannon is another 40.00