View Full Version : Double Penetration, Hot or Not?
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 04:25 AM
Not gay!
}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 04:27 AM
you're maximizing the available options. what's wrong w/ that??
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 04:27 AM
Totally cool if a whore is taking it up the ass and up the vag and in the mouth while jurkin' 2 guys off. Cause she's a champ. And I'll watch it. I wouldn't recommend anyone go near her or take her out on dates and stuff, but I would be a fan.
Datači
04-21-2009, 04:28 AM
I like it when there's two cocks in the ass.
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 04:28 AM
Go ahead and call me gay!
you're maximizing the available options. what's wrong w/ that??
This is what's wrong with that. (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d410f2b27b505e28b63f)
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 04:34 AM
That's funny shit, what's wrong with you.
Billy
04-21-2009, 04:39 AM
Sex is awesome, but you know what'd make it even hotter for me? Another guy's dick being there, rubbing up against mine as I ejaculate. Hell, we don't even really need the girl to be there.
That's not gay, right?
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 04:40 AM
Can you watch it not as a sexual stimulator but as a comic piece?
Billy
04-21-2009, 04:42 AM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=867
}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 04:49 AM
This is what's wrong with that. (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d410f2b27b505e28b63f)
lulz
http://forum.gorillamask.net/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=867
I just realized that Moe Blunts is a fucking retard.
The thread name: Do you ever look at porn without masturbating?
The poll question: Do you have to masturbate everytime you watch pronz?
My answer was No to the thread title, not the question.
Billy
04-21-2009, 05:02 AM
I like it. It gives me plausible deniablity regardless of what stance I wish to take
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:26 AM
Everybody knows DPs aren't gay unless you look into the other guy's eyes. So as long as you don't look into the eyes of the guy you're DPing the chick with, its hot. As soon as that happens, its not hot, and you're gay.
So you can rub dicks and balls and it's not gay? Gotcha.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:31 AM
Woah, we never addressed that aspect.
Rubbing cocks in the same hole is more gay than giving yourself head, but less gay than fucking the guy's butthole. Rubbing balls only is less gay than giving yourself head, rubbing shafts, and fucking the guy.
cleetus
04-21-2009, 05:35 AM
The last time I got a DP I looked over my shoulder at both the guys and thought "what a couple of homos"
I vote gay!
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:36 AM
Its flawless logic like this that makes me know humanity will never faulter.
Sink...you know not of these rules.
Maybe the one girl who let you diddle her pooter should have got her real boyfriend to explain them to you.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:37 AM
Sink...you know not of these rules.
Maybe the one girl who let you diddle her pooter should have got her real boyfriend to explain them to you.
Well if you're the expert, then correct me, oh wise one.
In your case, it's never gay if you are related to them.
If you aren't related, then it's only gay if you get pleasure from contact with the dood. The eye contact thing is more of a way to keep from starting down that road...but if 2 straight guys look at each other...they will either high five while fucking the girl or one will try to fuck with the other by acting gay(which would be a wicked burn).
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:43 AM
Nope, you're wrong. I win.
The only way you'll get in on this type of action is if you disguise yourself as a waterbed.
Shut the fuck up.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 05:46 AM
The only way you'll get in on this type of action is if you disguise yourself as a waterbed.
Shut the fuck up.
Hahaha, I got a rise out of Marcus.
That made my day.
noahsdove
04-21-2009, 05:46 AM
http://www.gandsorganics.com/aspmedia/20061117-17727-99448.jpg
http://www.efukt.com/1714_The_Dangers_of_DP.html
http://www.efukt.com/1788_The_Dangers_of_DP_3.html
Shit is sooo gay.
When If I do this...It's always would be me on one end and the other guy at the other end.
Billy
04-21-2009, 05:55 AM
Don't forget about the guy in the middle!
and he likes making dp polls
and he likes making dp polls
Every rose has it's thorn.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:04 AM
Hey! Those aren't Jennifer Love Hewitt's Tits!
You have to suspend disbelief
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:19 AM
I dunno man. Maybe if I watch it again, and just squint a little bit?
Yes....and pretend a black guy is tit fucking her.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:23 AM
Maybe I'm just not doing it right. Everytime I look back, all I see is the same thing.
It's like an inkblot test....you see what you wanna see.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:30 AM
Crap. All I see is... crap. This sucks.
Spanky
04-21-2009, 06:32 AM
We talking about two dudes DPing another dude and two dudes DPing a chick?
Spanky
04-21-2009, 06:34 AM
a chick with two dicks ?@??!?!?!@
I think 2 dudes DP'ing another dude would be less gay. At least they're not in denial about being gay.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:35 AM
I think 2 dudes DP'ing another dude would be less gay. At least they're not in denial about being gay.
...
lolwut?
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:41 AM
Are you a yelram dupe or something?
Do I have pubes on my face or something?
Mustard
04-21-2009, 06:56 AM
Not that I'm aware of.
I'm just having trouble trying to figure out where your train of thought was going in that idea. Its like trying to figure out how taters got a law degree, or how tockit manages to velcro his shoes properly while clutching a pistol in both hands.
Archetype
04-21-2009, 07:20 AM
It's only gay if you don't high five.
hatepoppy
04-21-2009, 07:32 AM
...I'm happy go lucky.
more like crappy go sucky.
heelsguy
04-21-2009, 07:46 AM
how about a compromise? my dick in her mouth and a dildo in her pussy?
I have a strict policy that mine will be the only real cock and balls in the room
Lone Wolf
04-21-2009, 03:20 PM
I couldn't bang a chick with another guy at the same time, but I'll watch one girl take on 50 guys in a heartbeat
Candycane
04-21-2009, 03:22 PM
It's the hottest thing ever.
Of course it's hot for a chick. If I could fuck 2 vagina's at the same time it would be awesome.
Hosaka
04-21-2009, 03:28 PM
I'm no good at sharing.
Hoser
04-21-2009, 04:58 PM
Spit roast is the way to go, but my balls are getting nowhere near someone else's.
Billy
04-21-2009, 05:02 PM
then you're looking right at the other dude. If you can bust a nut looking eye to eye with another dude, I've got news for ya
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/you-re-gay.jpg
Hoser
04-21-2009, 05:14 PM
Who said anything about the lights being on?
Billy
04-21-2009, 05:25 PM
if the chick's really short you and the other dude could probably both lean in and make out over her
Hoser
04-21-2009, 05:34 PM
I could only hope.
WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 01:44 PM
http://xhamster.com/movies/136496/andi_gangbang_-_m27.html
hilarious when she starts hollering to get cocked in every hole.
tsdhack
04-22-2009, 04:30 PM
my internet penis would have an issue being in the same room as another unit
Billy
04-22-2009, 04:35 PM
It's gay when locker room showers don't have dividers, and in that scenario most of the time the guys aren't even fucking (unless it's after a football game). Two guys together both with their wangs out is on the gay side of the grey area, much less when their dicks are touching and they're looking at each other
heelsguy
04-22-2009, 04:48 PM
Turtle and Johnny Drama "crossed swords" once at the Sundance Film Festival if I remember correctly...just hearing them say the words almost made me vomit
Hoser
04-22-2009, 04:55 PM
It's gay when locker room showers don't have dividers, and in that scenario most of the time the guys aren't even fucking (unless it's after a football game). Two guys together both with their wangs out is on the gay side of the grey area, much less when their dicks are touching and they're looking at each other
You clearly never played sports at a competitive level.
You also don't seem to comfortable with your sexuality.
Billy
04-22-2009, 05:01 PM
Only in highschool. Baseball and tennis. Neither required showering together, but the entire football team at my highschool showered together, and there was much grabassery.
vasili denisov
04-22-2009, 05:02 PM
I'm pretty sure that ten years from now, double penetration will become as common as anal is now. Especially in parts of China, where there are twice as many men as women.
Billy
04-22-2009, 05:03 PM
Also, I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. My sexuality is that I'm not attracted to other men, and the prospect of having sex with another man just turns me off. I suppose I'm just weird like that.
Also, I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. My sexuality is that I'm not attracted to other men, and the prospect of having sex with another man just turns me off. I suppose I'm just weird like that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't how you felt when we were fucking.
Billy and I fucking is still less gay than DP.
Hoser
04-22-2009, 05:35 PM
Also, I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. My sexuality is that I'm not attracted to other men, and the prospect of having sex with another man just turns me off. I suppose I'm just weird like that.
Who is having sex with another man?
TylerDurden
04-22-2009, 05:38 PM
if a situation ever arises in which one or more parties partaking could be considered homosexual based on the activities of said situation the simple solution is to put a helmet on your soldier. it's a layer of non-gayness. i can't count the number of times i've reassured bizz that way.
bizz: by you putting your soup can into my balloon knot does that make one or both of us gay?
me: not at all, baby. my pee-pee is sporting a raincoat. friendly rubber layer of non-gay, remember?
bizz: sure do. thanks, sweetie.
misterfatt
04-22-2009, 06:14 PM
DVDA all the way.