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dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 09:34 PM
I'm new here... my roomate showed me the site. sounds awesome
WET HOT MESS
04-21-2009, 09:35 PM
You will be terminated.
Jericho
04-21-2009, 09:35 PM
Your roommate sounds like a real asshole
hatepoppy
04-21-2009, 09:36 PM
fuckin noob dupes.
Mustard
04-21-2009, 09:37 PM
Didn't we just go through this?
Alcestis
04-21-2009, 09:41 PM
I'm new here... my roomate showed me the site. sounds awesome
Read and OBEY! (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=22)
Go ahead...get on it!
dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 10:21 PM
must have missed that link...
not sure what a fact based introduction is.
I'm a jeep enthusiast, I'm building a rig right now.
I rock climb & mountain bike
I play music and I'm into a couple different genres.
ehh. I'm pretty easy going.
I'm 26
I'm also on thegearpage.net
http://aviewofthec.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/courtney-love-lips.jpg
taters
04-21-2009, 10:35 PM
Your soul...give it to me.
The GWD
04-21-2009, 11:09 PM
That is an awful username. I can't befriend someone who I would never be able to reference and make fun of later on.
I like this guy
that's because you're a faggot
dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 11:18 PM
that's because you're a faggot
i saw your blog.
kid_vidrio
04-21-2009, 11:27 PM
dave's not here man.
dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 11:30 PM
not here?
kid_vidrio
04-21-2009, 11:31 PM
who are you?
i saw your blog.
that's dynamite!
STDSkillz
04-21-2009, 11:44 PM
I commented on Face's blog. I'm pretty awesome.
kid_vidrio
04-21-2009, 11:48 PM
Yeah, I checked out Face Forward too. I immediately tossed my TV. No need for that anymore with the Face blog up and running!
Satan
04-21-2009, 11:51 PM
Welcome. Suck it.
kid_vidrio
04-21-2009, 11:52 PM
I bought a little bike/clown horn that I toot every time that rod comes out that chicks mouth.
}{arlequin
04-21-2009, 11:55 PM
too many fucking daves here. away
kid_vidrio
04-21-2009, 11:56 PM
daves not here, man.
dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 11:56 PM
who am I? I don't know how to answer that. I'm a guy who's trying to find clarity is this blender of a brain.
dnegreiro
04-21-2009, 11:57 PM
k i'm a noob, but what is GMF$ and why is is going nuts
Yeah, I checked out Face Forward too. I immediately tossed my TV. No need for that anymore with the Face blog up and running!
its the best thing to happen to the internet since camwhores
STDSkillz
04-21-2009, 11:59 PM
Fuck that, it's the best thing since porn.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:02 AM
is that megan fox in your avatar?
STDSkillz
04-22-2009, 12:02 AM
No, it's my girlfriend. She just happens to look a LOT like Megan Fox. I'm okay with it.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:04 AM
yeah i figured
Fuck that, it's the best thing since porn.
lets not go crazy here
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:06 AM
so are people generally interested in whoever comes on this thing or is there another reason people ask about who I am?
STDSkillz
04-22-2009, 12:07 AM
lets not go crazy here
I don't know WTF you're talking about--I've deleted my entire porn collection and now fap exclusively to Face Forward videos.
so are people generally interested in whoever comes on this thing or is there another reason people ask about who I am?
I am looking to add to my anus necklace.
I don't know WTF you're talking about--I've deleted my entire porn collection and now fap exclusively to Face Forward videos.
I don't think I could ask for a better endorsement
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:09 AM
what is face forward?
STDSkillz
04-22-2009, 12:10 AM
I don't think I could ask for a better endorsement
Indeed. My fapping material is of the utmost quality. I'm not a goddamned peasant, after all.
what is face forward?
Face Forward Media, my production company
WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 12:11 AM
It's like face down ass up, except you have your palms against the wall beside your head and your rear is sticking out to be tossed.
STDSkillz
04-22-2009, 12:11 AM
what is face forward?
Shhh. If you don't talk, Marcus will finish faster.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:13 AM
i get it
STDSkillz
04-22-2009, 12:15 AM
Atta boy.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:40 AM
so when can i start threads?
WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 12:41 AM
What kind of thread are you thinking of because chances are we already have one.
Datači
04-22-2009, 03:18 AM
Hey dave!
kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 06:47 AM
dave's not here man.
Phil Theehor
04-22-2009, 07:52 AM
Where in CT, Dave?
}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 08:03 AM
so when can i start threads?
hahaha
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 08:25 AM
Where in CT, Dave?
new haven
also... why is there alot of flaming
Phil Theehor
04-22-2009, 08:38 AM
new haven
also... why is there alot of flaming
That's not flaming. That's just what the place is about. Ball-busting here is the equivalent of a warm smile and a handshake IRL.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 08:42 AM
ohhh. handshake huh. sorry didn't know. it's very cryptic
kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 09:22 AM
new haven
also... why is there alot of flaming
it goes well with the flaming homos that keep showing up and introducing themselves. we're all about matching flames here.
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 09:25 AM
you're talkin about me huh
ZOMG, I'm from CT (and New Haven specifically when not at UConn). Now Phil and I can invite you to our sausage parties.
kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 10:31 AM
you're talkin about me huh
not necessarily, but if the shoe fits...
Morfin
04-22-2009, 10:38 AM
you're talkin about me huh
And laughing at you huh
Alcestis
04-22-2009, 11:18 AM
must have missed that link...
not sure what a fact based introduction is.
I'm a jeep enthusiast, I'm building a rig right now.
I rock climb & mountain bike
I play music and I'm into a couple different genres.
ehh. I'm pretty easy going.
I'm 26
I'm also on thegearpage.net
http://aviewofthec.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/courtney-love-lips.jpg
^ She puts the Uuuuug...in UGLY! [/shivers]
Hello Dave.
Having fun yet?
dnegreiro
04-22-2009, 12:45 PM
^ She puts the Uuuuug...in UGLY! [/shivers]
Hello Dave.
Having fun yet?
not really... but i'll find my niche eventually
Can I fuck you in your steamy aching asshole?
Das Kahlua
04-22-2009, 12:52 PM
Can I fuck you in your steamy aching asshole?
That's the only niche that's important.
Why hasn't this noob assumed the face down ass up position yet?
Hell...I got him out of the red, the least he could do would be to offer anal. He keeps this hard to get routine up and he can forget about the reacharound.
dnegreiro
04-23-2009, 12:44 AM
Why hasn't this noob assumed the face down ass up position yet?
Hell...I got him out of the red, the least he could do would be to offer anal. He keeps this hard to get routine up and he can forget about the reacharound.
I have no idea what you're talking about... I'm a noob. I don't even know what the red is.
}{arlequin
04-23-2009, 01:23 AM
red!!
Mustard
04-23-2009, 02:56 AM
The more I think about it, the more I realize how much this thread sucks.
kid_vidrio
04-23-2009, 05:23 AM
yeah. and you could have had a v-8.
I prefer a v-6 at these gas prices.
kid_vidrio
04-23-2009, 06:45 AM
You pay for gas? I just steal it mostly. Keep a hose in my car.
I bet you keep a hose in your ass too.
What's the difference between this dave and the other 10 daves on the board???
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The End.