Intro of the Noob

[Mister Mobius]

I'm a nice guy...behind closed doors. I like to make up all sorts of grandiose stories about my prowess and usually keep em to myself, but I'll make an exception for my new support group.


I sell grass (literally, I sneak out at night and dig up various sod patches from local yards then transport my treasure the landscapers underworld). I can fetch .25-.50 cents on the dollar.


I'm a great source of comfort; whenever random people seek empathy I hug myself until they go away.


I live on love, any negative rep marks will utterly destroy my sense of self.
I'm starting an ice cream business and could use your suggestions for flavors. Thanks in advance!

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[Datači]

Cock flavour.

[Mustard]

Chainsaw falvor.

[Mister Mobius]

To Dataci:
Great! How many orders can I put you down for?

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[Mustard]

666

[Datači]

555

[Blue]

cocksucker

[Mister Mobius]

Hey, where's the love? My id's fading help me out.

[Mustard]

Stand up for yourself. Tell blue to get fucked by a clydesdale and then maybe we'll respect you a little more.

But don't steal my line.

[Fuh Q]

You steal and sell grass?? Hey, why don't you try fail flavour ice cream?

Also, the girl you posted is hot, welcome to gmf

[}{arlequin]

meh. average schtick

[UNC]

Courtney Love is hot.

[kid_vidrio]

This shit is SO average, I can't even insult him.

[UNC]

I'm just an average awesome person.

[Billy]

Why are we still accepting new members?

[WET HOT MESS]

MOBIUS STRIP!