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Shenanigans
04-22-2009, 03:50 PM
I keep seeing links to this place on other boards so I figured I check it out. I'm not a giant gamer, I'm not queer, and I'm not into BMWs. I am, however, into drinking, hoochies with cute asses, and telling people to buttfuck them selves in the mouth when they give me shit for being the newb on the board.

That is all.
Get throat fucked and have a nice day.

mongo
04-22-2009, 03:52 PM
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Super%20Troopers%20Shenanigans%2001.jpg

hatepoppy
04-22-2009, 03:53 PM
that mongo kid was a faggot. whatever happened to him?

Phil Theehor
04-22-2009, 03:53 PM
That's a good attitude for here, blumpkin, but I'll suggest a quick perusal of the intro guidelines.

nothingman
04-22-2009, 03:53 PM
you spelled noob wrong.

Satan
04-22-2009, 03:54 PM
Eat at shennanigans! Enjoy your food! Eat at shennanigans! Calvin works here!

fuldstændigamok
04-22-2009, 03:57 PM
GRAND SLAM

The Dude
04-22-2009, 04:00 PM
over/under on how many days before he quits?

Shenanigans
04-22-2009, 04:02 PM
That's a good attitude for here, blumpkin, but I'll suggest a quick perusal of the intro guidelines.

oversight smack repelled:

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/xxShenanigansxx/58d99b18a6fdac54.jpg

hatepoppy
04-22-2009, 04:02 PM
yesterday?

fuldstændigamok
04-22-2009, 04:04 PM
http://www.trekp.com/posters/gw097-shenanigans.jpg

Shenanigans
04-22-2009, 04:04 PM
over/under on how many days before he quits?

Ima say 3, and I'll take the under.

Morfin
04-22-2009, 04:17 PM
I keep seeing links to this place on other boards so I figured I check it out. I'm not a giant gamer, I'm not queer, and I'm not into BMWs. I am, however, into drinking, hoochies with cute asses, and telling people to buttfuck them selves in the mouth when they give me shit for being the newb on the board.

That is all.
Get throat fucked and have a nice day.

Buttfuck themselves in the mouth.

Now isn't that a quaint little statement, which, in just five words, reveals that our new little boy is 1) a retard; 2) has no knowledge of anatomy; and 3) is an e-tough little bitch.

Nice. Just when I thought that this week's group of noobs couldn't get any worse. Welcome.

Shenanigans
04-22-2009, 04:25 PM
Buttfuck themselves in the mouth.

Now isn't that a quaint little statement, which, in just five words, reveals that our new little boy is 1) a retard; 2) has no knowledge of anatomy; and 3) is an e-tough little bitch.

Nice. Just when I thought that this week's group of noobs couldn't get any worse. Welcome.

You give me too much credit. I for one am faklempt to be here. At least for the next 10 minutes I will be.

Satan
04-22-2009, 04:36 PM
Is he threatening to leave already? Darn.

mongo
04-22-2009, 04:38 PM
sounds like a claydon dupe.

threatens to quit for good just for attention.

Das Kahlua
04-22-2009, 04:39 PM
Is he threatening to leave already? Darn.

Maybe he can create a long, weepy tirade about how GMF isn't what it used to be, and how he's leaving for good.

vasili denisov
04-22-2009, 04:42 PM
I'd call Shenanigans, but I really have no desire to talk to this person.

kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 05:00 PM
I took a shit so big last week I named it.
I named it shenanigans, but it ran out the door before I could house train it.
Is that you? You owe me $20, and I want my remote back.

WET HOT MESS
04-22-2009, 08:09 PM
RAMPAGE!

Titus_Pullo
04-22-2009, 08:12 PM
What are these "other" boards you speak of?

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 08:20 PM
curse words. ooooh a tough intro. i bet you're, as the brits say, hard.

kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 08:57 PM
I hear the brits are only hard when }{arlequin comes to town.

}{arlequin
04-22-2009, 09:00 PM
you cannot fault them for that

Face
04-22-2009, 09:03 PM
EVERYBODY GRAB A BROOM!!

hatepoppy
04-22-2009, 09:05 PM
thats black ppl and wimminz work, foo.

kid_vidrio
04-22-2009, 09:05 PM
wait, that's not a broom

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 07:45 AM
I'm not teh runned. I only come around when I have time to kill. I never post in the evening as I got more interesting stuff to do.

Archetype
04-23-2009, 07:45 AM
Shut up.

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 07:48 AM
You're not the boss of me.....Clint Eastwood avatar or not.

Limp
04-23-2009, 07:51 AM
I found his profile on a different site. I put it in Spoiler tags in case you don't want to know what this jackass looks like....



http://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gifhttp://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gif
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Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 07:55 AM
I found his profile on a different site. I put it in Spoiler tags in case you don't want to know what this jackass looks like....



http://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gifhttp://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gif
http://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gifhttp://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gif

You spend alot of time trolling other sites looking for big fat meaty penis huh?

Limp
04-23-2009, 07:59 AM
My trolling motor is broke :(

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 08:27 AM
That must be a hard thing to admit.
I'm sorry for your loss....well no, not really.

Limp
04-23-2009, 08:29 AM
Why must you hurt my feeling like this?

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 08:36 AM
Because I just don't see our relationship moving forward.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
I hope we can still be e-fliends?

Limp
04-23-2009, 08:40 AM
Because I just don't see our relationship moving forward.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
I hope we can still be e-fliends?
fliends?

You must be Chinese... so no I won't be your fliend. GTFO Slanty.

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 08:47 AM
I should have known you'd take this break-up so hard.
I know you're hurting now and that's ok
It's only going to last so long though.
You're a nice guy. You'll find someone else. I promise.

Limp
04-23-2009, 08:48 AM
You write horrible poems... that shit doesn't even rhyme.

Datači
04-23-2009, 08:48 AM
Yeah Limp, cheer the fuck up.

Limp
04-23-2009, 08:52 AM
I wish I could.... see this post in the Emo Thread to find out why I can't...

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=537606#post537606 (www.rickrolling.com)

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 09:01 AM
I've been around long enough to know not to click that.

kid_vidrio
04-23-2009, 09:13 AM
Aren't you a fucking genius.

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 09:17 AM
genius no, rocket scientist yes.

kid_vidrio
04-23-2009, 09:26 AM
meat rockets, maybe.

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 10:06 AM
meat rockets, maybe.

Please stop trying to include me in your gay fantasies.

Limp
04-23-2009, 10:17 AM
He clicked it.

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 10:23 AM
I'm not teh runned. I only come around when I have time to kill. I never post in the evening as I got more interesting stuff to do.

Oooooo.....interesting stuff! Cool. Like what?

Laundry? OK, maybe not. Ummm....separating your crayons from colored pencils? No? Watching American Idol naked in a pool of green jello-o? Pushing it, huh?

Okay, share with us...whats so fun and interesting in your life!



*chin on hands*

Limp
04-23-2009, 10:26 AM
*balls on Alcestis chin*

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 10:31 AM
awesome!

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 10:41 AM
Oooooo.....interesting stuff! Cool. Like what?

Laundry? OK, maybe not. Ummm....separating your crayons from colored pencils? No? Watching American Idol naked in a pool of green jello-o? Pushing it, huh?

Okay, share with us...whats so fun and interesting in your life!



*chin on hands*

I go to college most nights. The nights I don't have class I spend in a rum induced coma. I don't do laundry....That's what I have a wife for. I also don't watch shit like American idol. As for the green Jello, there was this one time where we filled one of those blue plastic kiddie pools up with a variety of Jello colors and had some drunken hoochies wrestle in it....that was a kick ass pig roast.

Limp
04-23-2009, 10:44 AM
This guy is so full of shit I can guarantee his eyes are brown.

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 11:08 AM
Dreaming about my eyes now huh?
I'm starting to feel like you spend so much time thinking about me I should be paying you rent money.

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 11:08 AM
I go to college most nights. The nights I don't have class I spend in a rum induced coma. I don't do laundry....That's what I have a wife for. I also don't watch shit like American idol. As for the green Jello, there was this one time where we filled one of those blue plastic kiddie pools up with a variety of Jello colors and had some drunken hoochies wrestle in it....that was a kick ass pig roast.

So Mister Lazy-Ass...did you suffer some major debilitating injuries to your arms and legs that prevents you from helping your darling wife (imaginary or real) with household responsiblities?

Hoochies and jello? Come on now, this isn't a HBO mini series.

Jericho
04-23-2009, 11:13 AM
What HBO miniseries are you watching?

Archetype
04-23-2009, 11:15 AM
So Mister Lazy-Ass...did you suffer some major debilitating injuries to your arms and legs that prevents you from helping your darling wife (imaginary or real) with household responsiblities?

Hoochies and jello? Come on now, this isn't a HBO mini series.
Oh no, it's the equality police.

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 11:18 AM
Oh no, it's the equality police.

Hold on, let me polish my halo. /s

Shenanigans
04-23-2009, 11:19 AM
So Mister Lazy-Ass...did you suffer some major debilitating injuries to your arms and legs that prevents you from helping your darling wife (imaginary or real) with household responsiblities?

Hoochies and jello? Come on now, this isn't a HBO mini series.

No, I'm color blind.....she wouldn't let me do laundry even if I wanted to..

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 11:24 AM
No, I'm color blind.....she wouldn't let me do laundry even if I wanted to..

Poor thing.

Jericho, take care of the man. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! wink wink

I KID!

Jericho
04-23-2009, 11:25 AM
You're an admin now, girl. Do your own dirty work.

Limp
04-23-2009, 11:32 AM
More like SADmin.... amirite?

Datači
04-23-2009, 11:37 AM
This thread sucks.

Limp
04-23-2009, 11:50 AM
More like SADmin.... amirite?
The newbie admin thinks you can ban with a rep comment... how cute!

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Hello GMF (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=537739#post537739) 04-23-2009 11:47 AM Alcestis (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=24) BANNED!@!!EPOISO"FKSA"FKSA

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 11:53 AM
The newbie admin thinks you can back with a rep comment... how cute!

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Hello GMF (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=537739#post537739) 04-23-2009 11:47 AM Alcestis (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=24) BANNED!@!!EPOISO"FKSA"FKSA

Oh noes you di'nt!

Limp
04-23-2009, 11:53 AM
BRING IT HUSSY!

Limp
04-23-2009, 11:59 AM
Hot damn... I love it when women get rough.

Marry me?

Alcestis
04-23-2009, 11:59 AM
Did you like?


NOW BEND OVER!

Limp
04-23-2009, 12:10 PM
Yes master.