JAY LENO: ON DEATH'S DOOR?!?!?

[VoxAngelikus]

'Tonight' host Jay Leno taken ill; taping canceled (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090423/ap_on_en_tv/us_tv_leno_ill)


LOS ANGELES – "Tonight" show host Jay Leno has taken ill and the taping of Thursday night's show has been canceled.


His spokesman, Dick Guttman, says Leno left his office at NBC's Burbank studios about midday, and checked himself into a hospital for observation. Guttman characterized his ailment as "mild."


Guests on the show were expected to be Ryan Reynolds, Jules Sylvester and swing band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Instead, NBC will air a rerun.


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[jemeske]

Start Conan now.

[Nature's Folly]

Jay Leno is dying? Can i get his cars?

[Draven X 23]

Aww I thought he was dying. Stupid false advertising.

[Erased]

Start Conan now.

QFT.

[kid_vidrio]

Jay Leno died four years ago.
This is the Jay Leno clone.
He'll be 'fine' in a few days when they roll out the next one.

[Void]

We want our Masturbating Bear.

[riseabove!]

but how can I live without Big Bad Voodoo Daddy?!

[Mustard]

So many Jay Leno fans... Rest assured people, you'll still get your Leno still after Conan comes replaces him.

[Titus_Pullo]

We want our Masturbating Bear.

I'm worried that the earlier time slot will mean to end of stuff like the masturbating bear. Like Letterman toned it down when he moved to CBS.

[kid_vidrio]

The thing is, if that is the stuff that makes a difference, then they have already lost their edge.
Clean house I say.

[ADD]

He'll now back out of his new show, NBC will pay him to keep him off ABC, and they all realize 5 nights a week of prime time Leno would be an epic fail, all in an elaborate cover to hide their fuck up.

[Archetype]

I'm worried that the earlier time slot will mean to end of stuff like the masturbating bear. Like Letterman toned it down when he moved to CBS.
...wasn't that like 20 years ago?

[freegood]

I'm almost old enough to remember Letterman being far better than Conan in their primes.

[UNC]

There will never be another '82-'92 Letterman.

[mongo]

so apparently he checked himself into the hospital because his erection lasted longer than 4 hours.

[Satan]

I was hoping he was actually dying.

[Rafczy]

swine flu

[Hoser]

If he bites it, I want access to his garage.

[Da Raider]

People still watch Leno? Srsly?