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Datači
04-30-2009, 12:05 PM
I took one this morning. It was rather quick and soft. I didn't like it that much
5/10
You like it hard and rough?
Datači
04-30-2009, 12:10 PM
You know it.
Satan
04-30-2009, 12:16 PM
I took a shit here at school about 20 minutes ago. It was long and thin and exploded when I flushed the toilet. Good score on the post flush theatrics.
6/10
Datači
05-01-2009, 11:30 AM
An hour ago. I was reading Garfield while doing it. The poo was quite large and it was in one piece. It wasn't sticky or anything so it was good.
7/10
Datači
05-02-2009, 09:16 AM
Long, smelly and my stomach hurt while i was taking it.
3/10
Satan
05-02-2009, 11:27 AM
Lot of effort, only one little piece.
1/10
Clyde
05-05-2009, 05:15 PM
A quick evacuation with next to no fuss. I was pleased.
8/10
Quantum Leap
05-05-2009, 05:17 PM
Half hour ago...75% gas, 25% fecal matter. Very disappointing.
3/10
tsdhack
05-05-2009, 05:22 PM
8 lbs 9 oz ...... I almost threw a shower for it
8/10
Datači
05-06-2009, 05:47 AM
It was kinda sticky, lasted too long and i felt like i didn't finnish the job.
3/10
Anfield Red
05-06-2009, 05:53 AM
Remnants of last nights vindaloo made it the equivalent of shitting lava.
2/10
Mustard
05-06-2009, 06:58 AM
Soft but full of blood and worms.
12.6/10
WET HOT MESS
05-06-2009, 12:53 PM
I shat out a kneegrow cock sometime yesterday. My asshole was sore.
7/10
Daydreamer
05-06-2009, 08:58 PM
Solid, relatively easy to squeeze out and brief.
8/10
Daydreamer
05-10-2009, 04:02 PM
At 5 AM this morning I awoke to the feeling of someone twisting my lower intestines in knots. I sat on the throne, let out a god awful amount of gas that smelled like zombie guts and proceeded to let go of about three pounds of burning death shit.
10/10
Satan
05-10-2009, 04:09 PM
Dry and felt like giving birth.
5/10
medlar
05-10-2009, 04:16 PM
A big zero. Things aren't happening yet :(
hostos
05-25-2009, 03:37 PM
sat down
came straight out
only wiped once
it is called the perfect shit
Satan
05-25-2009, 03:51 PM
Had corn in it. +1
7/10
kaptino
05-25-2009, 04:10 PM
One beastly motherfucker that left me with sore kidneys/liver/intestines....
7/10
cleetus
05-26-2009, 06:24 AM
thai food last night. Spicy thai food. Shit burned like a motherfucker.
came out nice and easy, good volume. I'd have gone 10/10 if it hadn't hurt so much
5/10
Datači
05-26-2009, 06:32 AM
Couple of long pieces, came out slowly.
4/10
Anfield Red
05-26-2009, 06:35 AM
The benefits of a high-fibre diet. a two-foot monster, perfectly resembling the colonic coils, accompanied by the compusory precursor of off-key trumpeting... I fear such wonderment may never be repeated...
Hoser
05-26-2009, 06:52 AM
6/10
It was green.
RedTestament
05-26-2009, 01:08 PM
Classic beer shits this morning.... no consistency whatsoever. But my guty works felt much better afterwords.
7/10
woohoo207
05-26-2009, 01:56 PM
Beer w/ jalapeno from last night + coffee this morning to expedite: the kind that leave a warming reminder long after the intial push.
Duration: 4/10 (quick inital with plodding secondsies)
Ease of Wipe: 2/10 (several)
Ease of flush: 3/10 (lingering porcelain paint...forgot to preflush)
Territory Marking: 9/10 (Morning Office Shit)
tot avg: 4.5/10
HarbingerofBoom
05-27-2009, 03:00 AM
Boring and disjointed.
4/10
POO POO CANNON
05-27-2009, 03:07 AM
Solid. Clean. Didn't even feel a wipe was necessary, but I had to do it anyways. Not sure why, it came out clean as a bean.
9/10
andrade
05-27-2009, 03:44 AM
Does a shart count?
2/10
Change
06-01-2009, 06:37 AM
Like a mud pie with an explosion of rancid gas.
7/10
Datači
06-06-2009, 05:21 AM
One big piece, took only a few whipes.
8,5/10
Daydreamer
06-15-2009, 09:15 PM
dry and pebbly 1/10
Rusty S
12-10-2009, 03:07 PM
i've been sick for a few days. after that this morning i feel great! it all escaped my bowels at once like hobos to samiches.
10/10
LethalStrike
01-16-2010, 10:28 PM
Hard with corn in it.. (when did I eat corn?)
8/10