24

[Kopek]

'Exile' looks like utter dogshit.

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[Hobnail_Boot]

'Exile' looks like utter dogshit.
If by "dogshit" you mean "awesome," then I totally agree with you. You will bow down to Jack Bauer. Or you will die.

[WET HOT MESS]

I've lost faith in Jack Bauer.

[Eradicator30]

Michael Weston>Jack Bauer. Oh yeah, I went there.

[WET HOT MESS]

Weston is pretty badass.

[CobraAC]

Will Kim be making an appearance this season? I hope so

[Eradicator30]

Sadly I have heard they are in talks to bring her back. Her storylines are always terrible. Unless she gets naked and it's a special uncensored episode, there's no point.

[Fletch]

Kim and the bear trap was the closest I came to stop watching the show. If she's back we'll just see the same old shit between her and Jack. They'll reunite, Jack will leave to go kick some ass, Kim will get pissed.

[bmw]

sweet titty fucking christ that looked awesome

[Kopek]

If by "dogshit" you mean "awesome," then I totally agree with you. You will bow down to Jack Bauer. Or you will die.

If by "dogshit" I mean "dogshit," then I'm still right. There is no way on God's pitiful Earth that he would talk down that kid from shooting his face off with that AK-47. Look at 'Blood Diamond' for how those situations really go down.

[mudokon485]

24 can not be toucheD!!!

[Hobnail_Boot]

If by "dogshit" I mean "dogshit," then I'm still right. There is no way on God's pitiful Earth that he would talk down that kid from shooting his face off with that AK-47. Look at 'Blood Diamond' for how those situations really go down.
Dude, that's Jack Bauer you're talking about. He can kill people with "mind' bullets.

[IamMrDJ]

Yeah that looked awesome.

I have always thought that when Jack Bauer dies it is going to be in a small fender bender or by an allergic reaction to a bee sting or something.

[The Batman]

I've lost faith in Jack Bauer.

How do you lose faith in Jack Bauer? Its like losing faith in Jesus.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm gunna save a bunch of Africans from genocide in 24 hour?


I'm Jack Bauer, and give me 24 hours and I'll resurrect the dead folks from Rwanda."

[The Batman]

I'm gunna save a bunch of Africans from genocide in 24 hour?


I'm Jack Bauer, and give me 24 hours and I'll resurrect the dead folks from Rwanda."


Hey man, superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Nuff said.

[WET HOT MESS]

Next season, they're gunna send Jack Bauer to Hell and he's gunna have 24 hours to battle the Devil.

[The Batman]

Next season, they're gunna send Jack Bauer to Hell and he's gunna have 24 hours to battle the Devil.
And jack will whoop the devil's candy ass.

[rustytulip]

How many evil races on earth can we cram into 36 DVD's? On saying that, I'll definitely be downl<ahem> buying that!

[scrum]

I think it'll be a great season, and CArly Pope will be on it.

[IamMrDJ]

Does anyone think we will see Jack's dad again this year to wrap up stuff or is that story arc done and over with?

[towlie]

It's gotta be better than season 6. Thanks for posting!

[jcmanuel]

is the start still Jan09

[Warden]

Fuck I miss 24. Gotta bust out my DvD collection before it comes back. Have myself a mother fucking marathon!


Oh ya, is it just me or does every movie trailer in the world have that music clip?

[mcnastasty]

fuck, i can't believe i didn't look for this thread. Maybe it was because we haven't had in episode in like FOREVER

Elisha Cuthbert better come back, she ain't busy in Hollywood these days.

[Jack Bauer]

24 sucks

[CobraAC]

24 sucks

Funny.I think it is great

[Neohesh]

big fan....Jack Bauer will fuck you up.

[comicfan]

I have to admit I have really missed that show. Season 6 was the pits but I still have faith that this year will be a better year. And that trailer... wow. I am excited again for the fall television season.

[Warden]

24 sucks

Not as hard as you do!


OOHHHHH!!!

[Philip Lombard]

Michael Weston>Jack Bauer. Oh yeah, I went there.
Weston is pretty badass.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0922995/ ?

[syd2o2]

Either they meant this

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0028843/

or it is a big wtf?.

[Eradicator30]

After season 6 I'll say both, but yeah, I meant the spy on Burn Notice.

[Mr. Brown]

24 was great and it has its moments but it needs to die. Like how the shield is having a final season.

[Oggie]

is the start still Jan09
November '08!

Edit: Nov. 23rd (http://www.fox.com/24/trailer/) to be exact.

Edit Edit: Apparently this 2-hour show sets up the season which starts January '09.
Fuckers.


24: REDEMPTION

Filmed on location in Cape Town, South Africa, and Los Angeles, 24: REDEMPTION stars Emmy Award winner Kiefer Sutherland along with new cast members Cherry Jones, Robert Carlyle, Gil Bellows and Academy Award winner Jon Voight.

After sacrificing everything for his country, Jack Bauer (Sutherland) is wanted by the U.S. government and now stands to lose the only thing he has left: his freedom. Working as a missionary in Africa, Bauer is called upon to stop a ruthless warlord from drafting innocent children into his murderous militia. First, Bauer must confront his own torturous past and face an impossible decision that will change his life forever. A decision that will set the stage and raise the stakes for Season Seven, which debuts in January 2009.

[The Batman]

the trailer for the new movie can be found on the 24 website which is here:
http://www.fox.com/24/

[Oggie]

Wow, thanks for providing the link I put in the post right before yours.

[The Batman]

Wow, thanks for providing the link I put in the post right before yours.

yeah, didn't click ur link. so i didn't notice it.

[janois]

Always click the Oggies link.

[Archangel]

Why is half the cast of Ally McBeal in that flick?

[Soup Nazi]

Why is half the cast of Ally McBeal in that flick?

More importantly, why is half the cast of Ally McBeal in the movie, but NOT Lucy Liu?!

[gigantor]

im shocked 24 made it this far...

[YellowFever]

Hmm not too sure if I'm on board with the whole Africa thing. What made 24 cool was the whole US/Terrorism angle, and while that angle has been pretty much beaten to death for the past 6 seasons, I still wouldn't mind seeing some more of the sort.

Hell, its not like 24 fans are watching the show for the plot, we just want to see Jack kick ass and shit blown up.

[Hobnail_Boot]

Hmm not too sure if I'm on board with the whole Africa thing. What made 24 cool was the whole US/Terrorism angle, and while that angle has been pretty much beaten to death for the past 6 seasons, I still wouldn't mind seeing some more of the sort.

Hell, its not like 24 fans are watching the show for the plot, we just want to see Jack kick ass and shit blown up.
Well, the bright side is that the "Africa thing" is only for the movie in November and season 7 will be based in Washington, DC.

[BiōHazard]

Well, the bright side is that the "Africa thing" is only for the movie in November and season 7 will be based in Washington, DC.
Cannot fucking wait. Considering i'm waiting a year and a half since the last episode, it should be worth it. plenty of time to get shit right.

[Roll]

There is a lot of blasphemy being spat around here....

A 2 hour buildup to a season finale is fucking awesome. at least it wasn't a game.

[The Batman]

Season 7 trailer is on the homepage.
http://www.fox.com/24/redemption/
in case this doesn't work.
http://www.fox.com/fod/play.php?sh=redemption&ep=1225392206277

I hope this is worth the wait.

[BiōHazard]

Only time will tell. I dont know how you can top nuclear attacks, but i'm sure they will. Its 24 for petes sake....

[El Torpedo]

Jack Bauer deals with a zombie holocaust?

[comicfan]

Just saw this on a news site and figured I would post it:


Fox has announced that the first new episode of '24' in nearly two years will air on January 11 at 8 PM.

The night, a Sunday, will mark the start of '24's seventh season with a two-hour episode. Which will be followed by another two-hour block the next night, similar to what the network did with its sixth season premiere in 2007. The seventh season will take place in Washington, D.C. -- the first season of the show to take place outside of Los Angeles. It will begins with Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) at a congressional hearing for interrogation methods he has used in the past.


The trailer does not look half bad. I have some hopes for this season!

[bishi]

Does anyone think we will see Jack's dad again this year to wrap up stuff or is that story arc done and over with?


24 has a way of bringing ghosts from Jack's past back just when you least expect it. That's one of the reasons I love that show. The "holy shit i didn't see that coming" moments.

[The Batman]

24 has a way of bringing ghosts from Jack's past back just when you least expect it. That's one of the reasons I love that show. The "holy shit i didn't see that coming" moments.

No. hopefully they will just ignore that story line.

[bixby]

Yeah, just ignore that shitty family subplot from last season. That shit was painful. Plus, they missed an amazing opportunity to have Donald Sutherland play Jack's dad. Casting him would've improved last season tenfold.

[The Batman]

Yeah, just ignore that shitty family subplot from last season. That shit was painful. Plus, they missed an amazing opportunity to have Donald Sutherland play Jack's dad. Casting him would've improved last season tenfold.

Or having a brother that looks remotely close to Jack instead of some guy who looks like Jack's mothers grandmothers sisters, aunt nephews neighbor's daughters boyfriend.

[WET HOT MESS]

24... season 79


Jack Bauer fights Aliens


24: Season 34983298523


Jack Bauer: Afterlife


24: season 3209482309589203852394209297632874


Ascending into God's throne.

[BiōHazard]

24... season 79


Jack Bauer fights Aliens


24: Season 34983298523


Jack Bauer: Afterlife


24: season 3209482309589203852394209297632874


Ascending into God's throne.

24: Season ∞
Does this shit end?

[Stax]

Or having a brother that looks remotely close to Jack instead of some guy who looks like Jack's mothers grandmothers sisters, aunt nephews neighbor's daughters boyfriend.

We've been over this, Jack's dad used up all his manly seed in making Jack, so his brother was completely different.

[The Batman]

We've been over this, Jack's dad used up all his manly seed in making Jack, so his brother was completely different.

So, its sorta like the movie twins where danny devito was total shit and Arnold was the man? Is that it?

[fuldstændigamok]

Jack Bauer deals with a zombie holocaust?

Apparently. Somewhere in Africa. Looks like Resident Evil.

http://www.critictoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/24redemptionposter.jpg

[Genius]

Pretty impressive opening. Jack vs. Clarence Boddicker in court looks pretty sweet, Tony coming back will be awesome even if they don't have a good explanation, Jon Voight will play a decent sleaze bag, and hopefully they find an excuse to keep Powers Booth around, because the guy just oozes drama.

[comicfan]

I was quite surprised with redemption. I may actually watch the next season of 24 without expecting to be disappointed.

[The Batman]

Not the best thing, but a solid outing. Gets me in the mood for some 24.

[Claibo]

Not the best thing, but a solid outing. Gets me in the mood for some 24.

have fun in Canada Joto!

[Celtickliq]

Redemption was eh for me. Reminded me of Blood Diamond.

I still need to finish last season. I tapped out after fake President Palmer's room exploded.

[Archangel]

A bit ham-fisted, wasn't it? The UN guy is a coward, the diplomats are weasels... A bit too thick on the stereotypes there. Let's hope FOX's views regarding news don't spill over into their fiction too much.

[Pax Britannia]

A bit ham-fisted, wasn't it? The UN guy is a coward, the diplomats are weasels...

Excellent. That's what I like to see. T-Minus 40 minutes till I see it over here.

[Archangel]

Also, how the fuck did they get from the jungle into the middle of the city in one commercial break?

Oh, and children should never be let into productions such as this. Jesus, I wanted to shoot the fucking lot and just be done with it.

[fuldstændigamok]

What I like most with this show is that it's getting more and more realistic by the year.

[Archangel]

One question.


Why does JB hate shoulder weapons? There's dozens of dead people lying around with AKs, and he keeps his fucking 9mm Glock, in an urban warfare situation, no less.

[fuldstændigamok]

One question.


Why does JB hate shoulder weapons? There's dozens of dead people lying around with AKs, and he keeps his fucking 9mm Glock, in an urban warfare situation, no less.

Well it's obvious really, with one bullet from his glock he kills 4 guys while on the other hand any guy with an ak 47 needs at least 3 clips before one of their bullet goes 5 cm from Jack.

[Pax Britannia]

I thought 'Redemption' was pretty good. I loved the fact Robert Carlyle had a Lee Enfield. My favourite rifle.

[Genius]

One question.


Why does JB hate shoulder weapons? There's dozens of dead people lying around with AKs, and he keeps his fucking 9mm Glock, in an urban warfare situation, no less.
Definitely playing up the James Bond, "I don't need to overcompensate, because I actually HAVE a giant penis" motif.

[Archangel]

Well, he could get an MP7...


Wait, didn't he use one in the season 6 finale? I think he did.

[Hobnail_Boot]

I was underwhelmed with "Redemption," but I'm still looking forward to season 7.

[El Torpedo]

Redemption was pretty much a decent tv movie, nothing to abhor about but nothing you would want to see again or pay for. The shows faltering and I really hope this season is going to pick it back up but I have severe doubts about it's longevity after the first few seasons. Focusing on shock value like reintroducing Almeida, who I loved as much as the next 24 fan, just seems like the writers scrambling to get ratings. Hopefully they bring the show back to what made it great, but I feel it's on the path towards mediocrity.

[patcooper]

I was underwhelmed with "Redemption," but I'm still looking forward to season 7.


I 100% agree with this. I was really looking forward to seeing it and afterward i was slightly disappointed but i will watch the season because i love the show.

[Stax]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/5408/24-back-to-porn#s-p1-st-i1

Yes plz Chloe.

[El Torpedo]

Chloe might be one of the ugliest women on TV

[Genius]

TONY!!!...TONY!!!...TONY!!!...
TONY!!!...TONY!!!...TONY!!!...

[Hobnail_Boot]

New '24' videos from E! Online (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b75018_new_24_will_blow_you_away.html).

[comicfan]

I am really excited about this season. 6 was a dud.... I think they may have learned from their mistakes.

[Whiffleball]

A bit ham-fisted, wasn't it? The UN guy is a coward, the diplomats are weasels... A bit too thick on the stereotypes there. Let's hope FOX's views regarding news don't spill over into their fiction too much.

This is 24. All Europeans are liberal pacifists and every liberal pacifist is a stereotypical smug, arrogant, cowardly asshole. The bad guys are the United Nations and Amnesty Interna... Global (http://24.wikia.com/wiki/David_Weiss). Ironically, Republicans also tend to be scheming douchebags who can't wait to sell Jack down the river. I watch 24 for the action, not the politics, but it does crack me up.

I mean, Robert Carlyle steps on the one active mine in a 20 mile radius, even with Jack and the kids all around, and then the African baddies... And I've never heard of mine capable of blowing up ~5 guys at once. I thought they just blew off body parts and generally maimed people.

And Juma's people turning down trained mercenaries and then going through like 10 fully grown and trained soldiers to get just as many untrained children?

But whatever. Redemption delivered the action and that's what works and they should do more of it.

Overall, Day 7 looks like a great improvement on Day 6, not that that is saying much... The politics storyline seems to actually be relevant to the Jack storyline, the corporate bad guy seems to plug into current events well.

[Crack]

Entertaining, but the right-wing conservative values they ham up are really over the top. What's quite disturbing is the "warm fuzzy feelings" they are giving to their conservative demographic, really only contributing to their zealotry.

Other than that, "bouncing betty" mines or "spring-mines" jump up out of the ground before detonating, which delivers a fragmentation effect in a radius. Killing entire squads.

[etifupleez]

I am getting pretty pumped for this season... I actually really enjoyed Redemption, more than I thought I would...

[Stax]

I don't care how mediocre it is, I have an electric boner.

[Archetype]

I am really excited about this season. 6 was a dud.... I think they may have learned from their mistakes.
Speaking of which, anyone know where a guy can watch the last four episodes of the last season?

[Ninja Pope]

So is it going to turn out that Tony is working with Charles Logan? Maybe we'll throw in Curtis and the Super Palmer Brothers.

[cleetus]

I missed last season, was Tony 'bad' then or this a new development?

[Debo]

I missed last season, was Tony 'bad' then or this a new development?

Didn't he die in season 5? Or was that 6? Anyway, he died in either 5 or 6 and everyone thought that he was dead.

[Archetype]

Didn't he die in season 5? Or was that 6? Anyway, he died in either 5 or 6 and everyone thought that he was dead.
Yeah, he "died," but they buried the wrong guy apparently. It was either 4 or 5.

[fuldstændigamok]

So is it going to turn out that Tony is working with Charles Logan? Maybe we'll throw in Curtis and the Super Palmer Brothers.

Don't you mean Bill Buchanan?

Still, I must admit that they did make a complete makeover for this new season. Nothing that we haven't seen before.
No more CUT.
Now, we are in DC and...that's it.
Other than that, Jack don't listen to his superiors. check.
Jack disobeys direct orders. check.
There is a mole. check.
Jack can't be touch by a bullet. check.
There is a completly, stupidly, unbelievable threat (an African general dude taking over the ENTIRE US communication system, seriously???, to avenge his dead brother, SERIOUSLY??? ). check.
But in fact, the threat first introduced to us is not really the biggy, oh que nenni, it's an inside job by corrupt insiders in the government. check.

One thing though, they managed to introduced a character who is both more annoying AND uglier than Chloe. Welcome, miss Janis Gold, I can't wait to see more of you. :cool:

[Archetype]

Yeah, this show's in the shitter. Still, Jack Bauer. I'll follow him to the end.

[BSM]

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

[Stax]

Don't you mean Bill Buchanan?

Still, I must admit that they did make a complete makeover for this new season. Nothing that we haven't seen before.
No more CUT.
Now, we are in DC and...that's it.
Other than that, Jack don't listen to his superiors. check.
Jack disobeys direct orders. check.
There is a mole. check.
Jack can't be touch by a bullet. check.
There is a completly, stupidly, unbelievable threat (an African general dude taking over the ENTIRE US communication system, seriously???, to avenge his dead brother, SERIOUSLY??? ). check.
But in fact, the threat first introduced to us is not really the biggy, oh que nenni, it's an inside job by corrupt insiders in the government. check.

One thing though, they managed to introduced a character who is both more annoying AND uglier than Chloe. Welcome, miss Janis Gold, I can't wait to see more of you. :cool:

Are you really complaining about reality in 24? Have you watched, ya know, an episode? From the very first season where Bauer drugs his CO within like the first two episodes? Where the terrorists RE-capture his family? Cmon now.

[fuldstændigamok]

Are you really complaining about reality in 24? Have you watched, ya know, an episode? From the very first season where Bauer drugs his CO within like the first two episodes? Where the terrorists RE-capture his family? Cmon now.

Nah, not really. That's why I still watch it and will watch it to the end. As entertainment goes, it's great, that's all I ask from 24. But it's sure as silly as it comes.

[Ninja Pope]

So far, the plot sounds similar to Live Free or Die Hard.

Maybe it's a setup for what I think should happen in the last season of 24. Jack goes rogue and becomes the villain, and John McClane has to stop him. That'd be badass.

[Stax]

Now that is classic Jack Bauer right there. Suspect not talking and BOOM, crazy threat of torture and he starts yakking.

[Ninja Pope]

Dick Cheney must ejaculate constantly while watching this show.

[fuldstændigamok]

Dick Cheney must ejaculate constantly while watching this show.

Haha, yeah. I mean, it is the definitive generation Bush tv show.

[Stax]

One problem with this evil plot so far. Unlike the nuclear plant-controller magic box that terrorists had a couple season ago this seems to still be reliant on pilots listening. I guess Tony can only secretly hijack planes in really foggy environments?

[BiōHazard]

Suprised they picked Almeida up so soon. Thought it be at least half the season.

[Hoser]

Things can will will change. 24 always throws in some sort of crazy twist. Just wait it will happen.

[Genius]

I've said this before about 24, but this season has some serious fucking potential. Hopefully they don't piss it away like they did last year.

[Hobnail_Boot]

I was like this for almost the entire episode:

http://i43.tinypic.com/166aweg.jpg

[Hoser]

That is a really weird reaction to a tv show.

[Hobnail_Boot]

That is a really weird reaction to a tv show.
No, it would be weird to NOT react that way to Jack Bauer!

[Oggie]

Bauer is bad ass.

[Candycane]

If Tony is back I want Nina back, end of discussion.

[YellowFever]

So what's up, do we need to see Redemption in order to understand what's going on? I felt lost during all the African/President's son references.

[Candycane]

Nahh Redemption was like watching Hotel Rwanda and Outbreak.

[Archangel]

So basically, this is a mix-up of Die Hard 2 and 4?


Also, can they get another guy to play African presidents, that dude from Casino Royale is getting boring.

[Archangel]

Oh, and has anyone noticed that the same black BMW Z3 is in every other shot?

[janois]

The presidents son wasn't dead at the end of Redemption right? It was his coked up buddy who was killed at the end. Or did I miss something.

[The Batman]

The presidents son wasn't dead at the end of Redemption right? It was his coked up buddy who was killed at the end. Or did I miss something.

No he wasn't dead. He died between the end of the movie and the start of the show. So now we know it was a probably shady kill and now we will see if daddy finds anything out.

[Stax]

My fave moment of the show:

Jack when he has Tony at gunpoint on the ship, Tony runs and Jack JUMPS OFF THE SHIP, onto a cargo container, does a barrel roll/somersault, leaps off the cargo container onto Tony going "Rrragh!"

[The Batman]

You think Jack will kill Tony?

[ninja33]

Im guessing that even Tony doesn't know how big the terrorist threat is. Once they figure it out, Jack convinces the FBI to have Tony help him stop it, and Bauer/Almeida reek some havoc on terrorist bitches once again.

[The Batman]

Im guessing that even Tony doesn't know how big the terrorist threat is. Once they figure it out, Jack convinces the FBI to have Tony help him stop it, and Bauer/Almeida reek some havoc on terrorist bitches once again.

Even still you have to consider that Tony is a pretty bad guy if he is willing to come even close to crashing 2 planes together. There is no coming back from that.

[Stax]

It has to be some kind of Jack-in-China kind of thing to change his personality that much. Like the EMTs that raced him away were secret terrorist mind-washers or something.

[fuldstændigamok]

Yeah, you're all wrong.

[HAWK]

I don't believe that at the end of the day Tony will still be a bad guy.

[El Torpedo]

Tony's undercover and has gone rogue

[The Batman]

I don't believe that at the end of the day Tony will still be a bad guy.

I don't think its a stretch at all to make Tony a bad guy. The president of the US is behind the murder of his wife, the murder of a Palmer, the attempted murder of Jack and finally they tried to kill Tony too. If anything was going to make you a terrorist, I have to say that should be it.

[ninja33]

Even still you have to consider that Tony is a pretty bad guy if he is willing to come even close to crashing 2 planes together. There is no coming back from that.

True, but even still you have to consider that we're watching 24.

[Rover]

My fave moment of the show:

Jack when he has Tony at gunpoint on the ship, Tony runs and Jack JUMPS OFF THE SHIP, onto a cargo container, does a barrel roll/somersault, leaps off the cargo container onto Tony going &quot;Rrragh!&quot;I liked when the FBI was self-righteous with their, "We follow the law," bullshit. But it took Jack 5 seconds to convince the head FBI guy to not get a warrant. And then the FBI chick was like, "I can control him," and 20 minutes later she's about to watch him gouge a guy's eye out with a Bic pen, and 40 minutes after that Jack's convinced her that the FBI is compromised with spies and she needs to go rogue to capture Tony.

As far as Tony not being the bad guy, or possibly up to some kind of good. Remember Tony did commit treason and was arrested during Day 3.

[The Batman]

I liked when the FBI was self-righteous with their, "We follow the law," bullshit. But it took Jack 5 seconds to convince the head FBI guy to not get a warrant. And then the FBI chick was like, "I can control him," and 20 minutes later she's about to watch him gouge a guy's eye out with a Bic pen, and 40 minutes after that Jack's convinced her that the FBI is compromised with spies and she needs to go rogue to capture Tony.

As far as Tony not being the bad guy, or possibly up to some kind of good. Remember Tony did commit treason and was arrested during Day 3.

Sounds like Jack needs to be on the debate team because he can convince anyone of anything.

Tony commited treason because he had no other choice, but being a terrorist is about a series of choices. Still think Tony is a bad guy, and I also think thats a good thing for the show.

[The Batman]

True, but even still you have to consider that we're watching 24.

yes, but they are at least close to a realm of reality and the reality is if someone went through what tony did, chances are they would be the new spokeperson for al-queda.

[BSM]

"But right now, he's the only lead we have to <<INSERT NAME HERE>>"

I believe this phrase is peppered into the scripts approx. 5 times per episode.

[syd2o2]

That FBI chick is turning into a female version of Jack Bauer.

[Ninja Pope]

I liked when the FBI was self-righteous with their, "We follow the law," bullshit. But it took Jack 5 seconds to convince the head FBI guy to not get a warrant. And then the FBI chick was like, "I can control him," and 20 minutes later she's about to watch him gouge a guy's eye out with a Bic pen, and 40 minutes after that Jack's convinced her that the FBI is compromised with spies and she needs to go rogue to capture Tony.

As far as Tony not being the bad guy, or possibly up to some kind of good. Remember Tony did commit treason and was arrested during Day 3.

Renee Walker can't help herself. Jack Bauer is the epitome of manliness, and she couldn't resist his SBMPs (Super Badass Motherfucker Pheromones). She doesn't know it yet, but Jack impregnated her with nothing more than a steely glare.

[patcooper]

last night was like a major rip off of live free and die hard. i love 24 but the script was so far from original. i think tony is working undercover to catch the head terrorist dude and he and jack and the chick and chloe will team up and catch them.

[patcooper]

Am i the only one who couldn't understand a word that guy said on the tape recording?

[Ninja Pope]

I get the feeling that a lot of this season will involve Jack showing those pussies at the FBI that muthafuckin' TORTURE is the only way to protect AMERICA!

VOTE REPUBLICAN, YOU PUSSIES!

[CrazyCarl]

Billy Walsh is a terrorist?

[Titus_Pullo]

Why is Janeane Garofalo on this show?

[Ninja Pope]

At least now we know what Jack sounds like when he's raping teh womenz:

"Don't fight it...don't fight it..."


I hope they don't kill off my girl Janeane.

[zemaniak]

I call giga fake bewbs
who is this bitch? was she on baywatch or sumthin?

geez, gimme a break on the neg already, that`s so GMF1

[The Batman]

Why is Janeane Garofalo on this show?

because she is geeky, and who is better than a geek to play a computer nerd?

[CrazyCarl]

why don't they just back troops out, mess with the firewall, and then try the invasion in a couple months?

[Ninja Pope]

And now Jack is working with the Peoples' Front of Judea...

[Hoser]

why don't they just back troops out, mess with the firewall, and then try the invasion in a couple months?

In a couple months a few hundred thousand would be dead.

[CrazyCarl]

American Lives > others

[Hoser]

I agree, I would pull out too, but her stance is ot not let anyone die. That is why she wont pull out.

Plus if she pulled out the show would be done.

[Ninja Pope]

I agree, I would pull out too, but her stance is ot not let anyone die. That is why she wont pull out.

Plus if she pulled out the show would be done.

I know how she feels. I don't like to pull out, either.

[Hoser]

Is that douchebag data analysist/computer guy from the FBI BIlly Walsh from Entourage?

[CrazyCarl]

yes

by putting his wife at the front of the line, he probably sealed her doom

[Warden]

Jack and Tony together again. I can't wait for the half way point of the season where shit gets really fucked up.

[ninja33]

Im guessing that even Tony doesn't know how big the terrorist threat is. Once they figure it out, Jack convinces the FBI to have Tony help him stop it, and Bauer/Almeida reek some havoc on terrorist bitches once again.

I was kinda close. Tony saw how big things were getting and had to switch to the 'good' side. Now he and jack can kick ass together yet again. Or at least im kinda right for now, until some other shit goes down.

And is the head FBI guy the coach who replaced Gordon Bombay in D3?

[Warden]

Thats where he is from!

[Jericho]

Is that douchebag data analysist/computer guy from the FBI BIlly Walsh from Entourage?
I was waiting for him to call Garafolo "suit"

[billysocal]

Am i the only one who couldn't understand a word that guy said on the tape recording?

yeah, I was waiting for the President to say, "I can't understand this guy!"

[shdaow]

Does anyone find that Janice bitch really annoying? She needs to get seduced by the Bauer already and let it loose.

[Pax Britannia]

Does anyone find that Janice bitch really annoying? She needs to get seduced by the Bauer already and let it loose.

She'll be dead by the end of this series. Mark my words.

[Rover]

As soon as Bill said that they were operating outside of the government, I thought of the A-Team. Hell, they even drove away in a van.

Charles Logan's name has been dropped 3 or 4 times so far and if this entire day goes by without Logan being involved somehow, I'll be pissed.

[patcooper]

As soon as Bill said that they were operating outside of the government, I thought of the A-Team. Hell, they even drove away in a van.

Charles Logan's name has been dropped 3 or 4 times so far and if this entire day goes by without Logan being involved somehow, I'll be pissed.

Wasn't logan showed in the previews?

[Genius]

This season is great so far. It has the potential to be the second best ever. No season of television will ever top season 1, ever, in the history of mankind.

[Rover]

Wasn't logan showed in the previews?No idea. I try to stay spoiler free with 24.

[Archangel]

"showed"?

[Rover]

We are debating whether to cut the length of the school year. Please take your educational elitism elsewhere.

www.ivorytowers.edu (http://forum.gorillamask.net/www.ivorytowers.edu)

[BSM]

At least now we know what Jack sounds like when he's raping teh womenz:

"Don't fight it...don't fight it..."


I hope they don't kill off my girl Janeane.

I always thought the Sleeper Hold was conjured up by Vince McMahon and the WWF.

[Archangel]

We are debating whether to cut the length of the school year. Please take your educational elitism elsewhere.

www.ivorytowers.edu (http://forum.gorillamask.net/www.ivorytowers.edu)

I goed to that page, but as I thinked, I seed nothing that I haved not knowed before.

[janois]

So the first four hours were promising. Thank jeebus the Jack Bauer Power Hour is back.
And Arch is a pretentious jagoff and needs to be showed the door.

[Genius]

I'll showed you a door.

[patcooper]

"showed"?

Don't be a showed off

[Crack]

Does anyone find that Janice bitch really annoying? She needs to get seduced by the Bauer already and let it loose.


She's that terminator wench, fragile and not fit for the role. River would make the better side-kick as an inhuman Fed.

[YellowFever]

So the first four hours were promising. Thank jeebus the Jack Bauer Power Hour is back.
And Arch is a pretentious jagoff and needs to be showed the door.

Well I said the same about last season (NUCLEAR BOMB ACTUALLY GOES OFF!!!) but I was gravely mistaken by the end.

Don't fuck it up guys.

[Hobnail_Boot]

Is that douchebag data analysist/computer guy from the FBI BIlly Walsh from Entourage?
Hell yea! I thought I'd seen him in Entourage, but couldn't remember his name.
This season is great so far. It has the potential to be the second best ever. No season of television will ever top season 1, ever, in the history of mankind.
Season 2 was my favorite. It was the best ever. Deal with it.

[shdaow]

Aside from Bauer totally fucking over the FBI, and wrecking shit in that basement... I still think my favourite part has to be his non-chalant knee to the face of Tanner. Oh yeah, and his choice of weapon to torture the card copying guy.

[Oggie]

I'm not digging Buchanan's haircut.

[Willam]

I'm not digging Buchanan's haircut.


LOL, I thought thhat was "out there" also.

And so far, I'm enjoying this season. I like the match-up between Chloe/Janis. Even Jack's nerds kick ass.

[Jack Bauer]

I'm not digging Buchanan's haircut.

I dont trust it. I think its an undercover mole. Jack is so gonna kick its ass

[freegood]

Who else jacked off digged the homely nerd girl showdown as much as I did?

[Jack Bauer]

chloe kicked her ass

[janois]

Who else jacked off digged the homely nerd girl showdown as much as I did?
You just know their twats got soaked. I'm pretty sure they'll be cat bumpin before the seasons over.

[bmw]

This season is great so far. It has the potential to be the second best ever. No season of television will ever top season 1, ever, in the history of mankind.
well said

[janois]

We need a vBook on how many kills Jack will get tonight. Over/Under at 3.5?
Copy thats?
Dammits?

[Ninja Pope]

We need a vBook on how many kills Jack will get tonight. Over/Under at 3.5?
Copy thats?
Dammits?

Also "Perimeter" and "Schematics".

[BSM]

Howabout an over/under on the following phrases:

"we need to find out how badly the <insert department> has been compromised"

"right now, he's the only lead we have to the <insert subject>"

"I want this done before the hour"

"right now, <insert subject> is our top priority"

[YellowFever]

So did Jack shoot her in the ear or something? Whats up with the blood?

[Soup Nazi]

So did Jack shoot her in the ear or something? Whats up with the blood?

She got the silent clock, so I don't think it really matters.

[YellowFever]

the silent clock don't mean shit anymore. if I'm not mistaken, tony and jack got the silent clock before.

[Rover]

The shot grazed her neck.

And the clock was silent so you could hear her gasping for breath.

[Warden]

Has Jack actually killed anyone yet? I don't think he has. Can't remember off the top of my head.

And fucking Palmer didn't get a silent clock when he died, I am pretty sure. Maybe that was Michelle or Tony.

[patcooper]

Has Jack actually killed anyone yet? I don't think he has. Can't remember off the top of my head.

And fucking Palmer didn't get a silent clock when he died, I am pretty sure. Maybe that was Michelle or Tony.

Edgar got it when he died, and so did George Mason.

http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Silent_clock

[Warden]

Ya. Palmer didnt get one when he died. Neither did Michelle or Tony. The Silent Clock is stupid.

Oh ya. http://www.jackbauerkillcount.com/ I remember this site from a long time ago. Tracks his kills. So far they have given him 1 but its more like 1/2

[Ninja Pope]

the silent clock don't mean shit anymore. if I'm not mistaken, tony and jack got the silent clock before.

Didn't they end last season with a silent clock?

[Oggie]

The silent clock used to mean something man!
Now they give it to some whore who's still alive?!
Come on. Poor Edgar didn't even get one!

[The Batman]

The silent clock used to mean something man!
Now they give it to some whore who's still alive?!
Come on. Poor Edgar didn't even get one!

Edgar got one.

[Jack Bauer]

she'll live. shallow grave. jack has killed a couple of twats on the boat i think.

[Rover]

I wonder if Jack had Ryan Chappelle flashbacks.

[Cracker]

Renee is going to have to go all Kill Bill on us to survive this one.

[Ninja Pope]

I wonder if Jack had Ryan Chappelle flashbacks.

I was thinking about that too during that scene. I still get chills thinking about Jack executing Chappelle, and that's one of many reasons I think season 3 was the best season of 24.

[Genius]

Less Billy Walsh and Janene Garafalo. More Bill the Bull and Chloe the...Chloe.

[Ninja Pope]

Less Billy Walsh and Janene Garafalo. More Bill the Bull and Chloe the...Chloe.

More Janeane. Always more Janeane.

[Genius]

Almeda is solidifying himself as a Top 5 non-Jack character. I still have him behind Roger Mason, Nina Myers, and Kim's boobs.

[shdaow]

I can't wait to see Bauer fuck up Motobo.

[Hoser]

I can't wait to see Bauer fuck up Motobo.

You mean Dubacu???

[Hoser]

Less Billy Walsh and Janene Garafalo. More Bill the Bull and Chloe the...Chloe.

Unless he calls someone "suit" he is useless on the show. He is always just in the foreground/background on the phone doing nothing, ir sitting at a computer looking pissed off all the time.

[Genius]

Unless he calls someone "suit" he is useless on the show. He is always just in the foreground/background on the phone doing nothing, ir sitting at a computer looking pissed off all the time.
I expect him to eventually be revealed to be the mole inside the FBI, but until then he is pretty much useless.

[Jericho]

No mo Carly Pope.

Sad Face.

[Hoser]

I expect him to eventually be revealed to be the mole inside the FBI, but until then he is pretty much useless.

Yeah it seems like it would be him, but that just seems way to obvious. And when they caught him going into the FAA database and he followed her into the server room it kind of pushed it away from him. There is also that other guy that helped get the shooter out.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if it were him, but I think they will go with someone less obvious.

[CAB]

the mole is the blonde chick he's having an affair with...

[Cracker]

Could Jack have a more badass sniper rifle in that warehouse? Seems like he had every kind of scope, laser designator and other crap attached to it.

[BiōHazard]

What is going to happen to the prez's ex husband. He's got some shit to get out of with his prints on that knife.

Sad face for Chappelle. And nuke Mason.You feel like you grew up with these characters and they die and shit just doesn't sit right in your stomach.
and then you get over it.


Bring back NADIA.

[bmw]

the mole is the blonde chick he's having an affair with...
id love to see more of her in the season

[BiōHazard]

id love to see more of her in the season
she's kinda ugly IMO

[Hoser]

The anticipation for tonight is giving me wood.

[Ninja Pope]

The anticipation for tonight is giving me wood.

Are you sure it's not just your av?

[CrazyCarl]

sweet, the season's over

[jax]

it is weird to see buchanan out in the field shooting bad guys

[Ninja Pope]

Why the fuck are the Africans speaking English to each other in private?

[jax]

something is up with tony...he might not be that good anymore

[Ninja Pope]

something is up with tony...he might not be that good anymore

He's running home to fuck Michelle's preserved corpse.

I'd hit it.

High five.

[Soup Nazi]

We need a Colonel Dubaku spin off. It can be a zany sitcom cataloging his successes and failures with the ladies, all while being a genocidal African dictator.

[Archangel]

Why the fuck are the Africans speaking English to each other in private?

You do know that English is an official language in half of Africa, right? Or that the average Cameroonian speaks English, French, and his tribal language?

Jeez, Americans...

[Ninja Pope]

Shit just got real for Renee Walker.

Don't team up with Jack Bauer if you're not willing to kill a baby.

[Hoser]

I think she should have off'd the baby just for fun.

[Ninja Pope]

I think she should have off'd the baby just for fun.

Jack would've cut the baby's head off with a Q-Tip.

[shdaow]

She has the Bauer look in her eyes, and her "If you don't do what I say, I'll fuck some serious shit up including your baby" line was a great feeling of Deja Vu from every time I've heard Jack say something to that effect.

I also love how Moss thinks he can convince Jack that what he's doing is wrong saying "The Rules make us better", meanwhile Jack is definitely thinking "Fuck you, you little pussy, I should just break half your fingers and shove them up your ass for being so ignorant, now give me the fucking keys". Not to mention Moss freaking out when Walker told him the Agent was dead while Jack was so nonchalant about it.

[Archangel]

Best scene in the episode:

"How do we know where your priorities lie?"

"With all due respect, Madame President, ask around."



Killer.

[Ninja Pope]

Best scene in the episode:

"How do we know where your priorities lie?"

"With all due respect, Madame President, ask around."



Killer.

I thought it was "loyalties," not "priorities."

I also thought about it for a second and realized that most of the people who would vouch for Bauer are dead. The Amazing Dying Palmer Brothers could have really done him a solid, but...you know.

[HAWK]

I'm sure Jack is a legend in the 24 Universe. Look at the young FBI agent a few episodes ago that took the time to let Jack know he idolized him.

[shdaow]

I find it hilarious that Motobo may be owned by deporation laws and some angry woman in a wheelchair. At least it'll save him from being owned by a pissed off Jack Bauer.

[the creeps]

jack seems very low key this season. i wonder if that is going to last the whole season? he has had his moments, but for the most part the other guys are picking up the bauer torch.

[Oggie]

I smell an Agent Walker spinoff!

[Rover]

I dunno, Jack's just a private citizen who's running around DC jacking cars and killing criminals. That doesn't seem low key.

[the creeps]

I dunno, Jack's just a private citizen who's running around DC jacking cars and killing criminals. That doesn't seem low key.
maybe that is what is different. i missed the first few episodes. i guess since he doesn't have CTU to back him, his actions are that much more wild. the carjacking after the stabbing was a great part of the show also.

[Archangel]

I smell an Agent Walker spinoff!

I'd like to spin Agent Walker on my penis.

[Ninja Pope]

The inevitable Chloe vs. Janice showdown is already giving me a boner.

[Hoser]

Billy Walsh, that dirty fucking bastard. Always sticking it to the Suits.

[shdaow]

Janice is incredibly useless... I wonder if her or Walsh dies first?

[HAWK]

Anyone got a link for tonight's episode? I missed and forgot to DVR it. Fuck me.

[Hoser]

http://www.globaltv.com/globaltv/globalshows/24/episodes.html

[The Dude]

agent aaron pierce is back? ys plz

[freegood]

The inevitable Chloe vs. Janice showdown is already giving me a boner.

Homely nerdgirl showdown part deux...

[Oggie]

agent aaron pierce is back? ys plz
When I heard his voice, I said, "Sweeeeet."

[The Dude]

The inevitable Chloe vs. Janice showdown is already giving me a boner.

Homely nerdgirl showdown part deux...

i dunno if it's just me or what, but these two individually are like the anti-boner. with their powers combined, they might just kill stiffies as we know them.

[Pax Britannia]

They missed a fucking golden opportunity for Jack to torture the fat black chick in a wheelchair.

[freegood]

That's true...I haven't seen Jack waterboarding the disabled. Bonus points for black folks.

Get it done Fox!

[CrazyCarl]

was Dr. Beardface from Scrubs operating on Dubaku?

[Ninja Pope]

was Dr. Beardface from Scrubs operating on Dubaku?

It's Beard-fa-SAY, damn it!

[The Dude]

is this 24 or prison break?

[jax]

So is Tony up to something? Seems like something is going on with him. Whatever the reason is I just want to see more of him. They brought him back from the dead and haven't used much of him yet.

Also are they going to wait for the last episode for the jack-agent walker love scene. He does like to get slapped around.

[InterningIsiah]

Well if Bauer and Agent Walker do have a love scene, she'll be dead within the hour.

[Ninja Pope]

Well if Bauer and Agent Walker do have a love scene, she'll be dead within the hour.

Yeah, but first she'll fuck away all his memories of Audrey. Probably Terri, too. Nothing beats "we almost died" sex with a hot redhead.

[El Torpedo]

Did anyone else laugh at the screen when Dubaku passed out after spilling about the list?

[Archangel]

Why?

[Ninja Pope]

Did anyone else laugh at the screen when Dubaku passed out after spilling about the list?

I was half-surprised he didn't say "There is...another...Sky...walker..."

[freegood]

Did anyone else laugh at the screen when Dubaku passed out after spilling about the list?

He would've told us the real JFK shooters too.

[BiōHazard]

See i never liked "Red" from that 70's show, and this certainly the right role for him, further brewing the hatred i have for him... I hope he gets a bullet in between his eyes...