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Mulder
08-14-2008, 02:27 PM
All these Series and no Californication? ;)

banethejuggalo
08-14-2008, 09:52 PM
This is the most entertaining show on television. Period. Extra points for blatant hot girl nudity in every episode.

syd2o2
08-15-2008, 03:37 AM
Season 2 should be starting on september 28th.

banethejuggalo
08-15-2008, 12:08 PM
I know my asshole is tight with excitement.

awonderful
08-16-2008, 10:08 PM
Great great show. Kind of wished there was more blatant sex scenes

banethejuggalo
08-16-2008, 11:49 PM
The squirt scene had me rolling. Hilarious squared.

PWalk
08-18-2008, 06:46 PM
A great show that I only recently discovered. Showtime On Demand right now has the entire 1st season available.

Erased
08-18-2008, 07:12 PM
A great show that I only recently discovered. Showtime On Demand right now has the entire 1st season available.

Same here, I started watching yesterday and i'm on episode 9.

ShitBreak
08-18-2008, 08:01 PM
Yeah, that's how I watched the show...On Demand. Watched it in two days. Very bonerific show.

hospitalrock
08-20-2008, 11:04 PM
what OSUMike said

El Torpedo
09-06-2008, 01:58 PM
Well lookee what I found (http://www.greatstufftv.com/mega.html?file=B0C5R0RE)

Jack Bauer
09-06-2008, 02:00 PM
2 new episodes series in the fsf

havent got around to watching them. leaving them until tomorrow. hopefully theres at least 4 sets of tits in them

Le Goat
09-06-2008, 05:24 PM
Well lookee what I found (http://www.greatstufftv.com/mega.html?file=B0C5R0RE)

oh you fantastic sombitch!!!!


CALLUM. FUCKING KEITH RENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


oh lawd I lol'd at Leoben being in this ep.

Penguin Rick
09-06-2008, 07:04 PM
I really fucking hope this isn't one of those series that should have just called it quits after the 1st season.

nuclearjew
09-06-2008, 07:05 PM
I am curious to see how they can continue after that season finale.

Archetype
09-06-2008, 09:01 PM
Duchovny's still suave, and there's still plenty of random tits, welcome to awesometown.

Le Goat
09-06-2008, 09:03 PM
I really fucking hope this isn't one of those series that should have just called it quits after the 1st season.

I am curious to see how they can continue after that season finale.


If the first ep. of the new season is any indication, it's last year plus a few points on the awesome-o-meter. I lol'd quite a few times.

El Torpedo
09-07-2008, 02:10 PM
Second ep (http://www.greatstufftv.com/mega.html?file=7GEMU4W5)

HailHenrik
09-07-2008, 03:35 PM
When i first heard there was a leak of new Californication episodes i was expecting it to be a joke on his personal problems right now.

Really looking forward to catching up on the new ones and seeing where it's going as i agree the last episode was a perfect series finale.

awonderful
09-07-2008, 05:40 PM
the leaked episode was great. That ending was fucking awesome I hate cops...

Cornelius
09-07-2008, 05:42 PM
Great great show. Kind of wished there was more blatant sex scenes

Exactly. Like the scene with Duchavny's bald friend, his wife, and secretary. Why the hell did they have to finish it with the hilarious nipple rip off before the wife and secretary got naked? HUGE lost opportunity there.

Le Goat
09-08-2008, 12:09 AM
Holy Fuck I couldn't stop laughing during the Second episode.

The Dude in the Jail

Leoben making an appearance again

The Jackoff Video/faces

The Blow scenes with his wife


All fucking awesome ass shit. If the show keeps up with this pace, it'll get tons more awards next year.

Seriously, I LOVE seeing Leoben (Callum Keith Rennie) in this show. He's my fave cylon and now he's on one of my top shows.

Kopek
09-08-2008, 03:36 AM
Second episode, first season:

[Hank lifts up a dvd box of a porn title. The woman who is blowing him is on the cover of 'A Crazy Little Thing Called Anal.']

Hank: This is you.
Brooke Banner: Oh, I thought you recognized me.
Hank: I'm not a big porn guy.Irony indeed.

Jack Bauer
09-08-2008, 07:28 AM
fuck. i've never laughed so hard. Charlie is a fucking legend

http://i36.tinypic.com/15g9qu9.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kqhs9.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/30sbymg.jpg

Le Goat
09-08-2008, 09:16 AM
fuck. i've never laughed so hard. Charlie is a fucking legend

http://i36.tinypic.com/15g9qu9.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kqhs9.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/30sbymg.jpg

The May 15th one killed me. Has to be the glasses.

Jack Bauer
09-08-2008, 09:40 AM
i hope the two guys fuck the two girls over big time. the secretary and mia deserve it. fucking cocksuckers. love how Charlie made a dig at her about letting the dude cum before she punched him in the face

Le Goat
09-08-2008, 09:42 AM
I'm not quite getting where Mia's dad is. Did he run off or something? She's clearly still living at the house...

Le Goat
09-08-2008, 09:44 AM
i hope the two guys fuck the two girls over big time. the secretary and mia deserve it. fucking cocksuckers. love how Charlie made a dig at her about letting the dude cum before she punched him in the face

I don't think it'll be Hank and Charlie that do it. It'll be Hank's Daughter and his gf after they read the book. They'll recognize it being Hank's writing and give her shit. I dont think it'll matter to Hank though, he'll be writing Leoben's Rock Bio

Techtro
09-09-2008, 01:30 AM
I really fucking hope this isn't one of those series that should have just called it quits after the 1st season.

I agree, after watching the first two episodes of season 2 i don't think it has the same feel now with hank back with his wife. The first season was a win because it was unlike anything else around and had a raw concept. Now it seems that it is somewhat milking off the first season but with hank not as interesting.

In saying that I'll still watch and hopefully eps 3+ prove me wrong.

Le Goat
09-09-2008, 04:48 PM
I agree, after watching the first two episodes of season 2 i don't think it has the same feel now with hank back with his wife. The first season was a win because it was unlike anything else around and had a raw concept. Now it seems that it is somewhat milking off the first season but with hank not as interesting.

In saying that I'll still watch and hopefully eps 3+ prove me wrong.

Holy fucking hell you are retarded.

Techtro
09-09-2008, 06:06 PM
I'm not going to say something is still awesome simply because season 1 was, if you compare them together I doubt you would rate eps 1 & 2 of season 2 above eps 1 & 2 of season 1?

Although if you can than holy fuck you are retarded....

Le Goat
09-09-2008, 06:09 PM
I'm not going to say something is still awesome simply because season 1 was, if you compare them together I doubt you would rate eps 1 & 2 of season 2 above eps 1 & 2 of season 1?

Although if you can than holy fuck you are retarded....

Why the fuck would I compare the first two eps of season one with these two?

Techtro
09-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Well since you commented on my first post which was in reference to Penguin Rick's comment about season 1... where I was clearly comparing the two seasons, that is why you should compare them.

Otherwise if you don't like to compare previous series to current ones why did you even comment on my original post anyway?

Kopek
09-09-2008, 06:35 PM
Because he's a moron?

Oggie
09-30-2008, 07:40 AM
Just watched the Season 2 premiere and enjoyed it very much, wanted more boobs though.
I got hard thinking about eating out that chick.

"Do you want vicodin?"
"Ooh. I likeodin."

Celtickliq
09-30-2008, 09:08 AM
So I was flipping around and caught the hallway guy looking for a condom and then the whole eating out part.

How the hell was Téa Leoni ok with the sex that goes on during the show but not ok that David Duchovny watches porn?

ShitBreak
09-30-2008, 09:14 AM
So I was flipping around and caught the hallway guy looking for a condom and then the whole eating out part.

How the hell was Téa Leoni ok with the sex that goes on during the show but not ok that David Duchovny watches porn?

Because it came out that the porn thing was complete bullshit. He had to go to rehab because he was fucking anything that moves.

Basically...Duchovny became Hank Moody.

Also, take away my man card if I'm right about this...but was the dude Mia making out with one of the guys from either Fall Out Boy or Panic At the Disco? I wanna say Pete something...

Jack Bauer
09-30-2008, 12:47 PM
wentz..you'd be correct

ShitBreak
09-30-2008, 12:59 PM
God I feel like such a fag for knowing that. I watch MTV once a year, and I can remember that shit.

But anyways...yeah, the show is awesome. I'm really worried that there could be a lack of tits as long as hank is back with the old flame. I hope I'm wrong.

Mia should just walk around naked. Fuck her wearing clothes.

Jack Bauer
09-30-2008, 01:05 PM
thats what i thought too but somethings bound to happen to help ensure boobage

ShitBreak
09-30-2008, 01:07 PM
thats what i thought too but somethings bound to happen to help ensure boobage

Yeah...like the tits on the chick he started munching on. So hot.

Tits I don't want to see: The emo-pierced former secretary chick. She's fugly. All these hot girls on the show.....then her.

Jack Bauer
09-30-2008, 01:37 PM
i dunno. wouldnt mind, just to say i've seen them. wouldnt want to see the daughters

LingeringLonger
10-01-2008, 08:37 AM
i dunno. wouldnt mind, just to say i've seen them. wouldnt want to see the daughters

OK...Enjoy...

http://img202.imagevenue.com/loc149/th_70468_bM0304-RachelMiner3Bully-9_123_149lo.jpg (http://img202.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70468_bM0304-RachelMiner3Bully-9_123_149lo.jpg)

Oggie
10-01-2008, 08:38 AM
Fail.

LingeringLonger
10-01-2008, 09:01 AM
Fail.
Is she the fail...or am I the fail?

nuclearjew
10-01-2008, 09:02 AM
You can't hotlink images from Celebrity Movie Archive. You have to upload them to Imagevenue.

Superhuman
10-01-2008, 08:30 PM
Can't wait to see episode 2 in HD.

nuclearjew
10-03-2008, 08:49 AM
I wonder what the hell happened to Carla Gallo? She co-starred on Judd Apatow's show "Undeclared" and she keeps popping up in Apatow's movies in non-flattering roles ("Period Blood Girl" in Superbad, "Girl who gets kicked in the face" in 40-Year-Old Virgin, "Gag Me Girl" in Forgetting Sarah Marshall). And now she plays "Wax my asshole girl" in an episode of Californication. She must not suck dick very well or something.

DeMartini Sands
10-06-2008, 12:03 PM
I agree it's better when Hank is single, but he'll fuck this up soon enough.....

art_vandelay
10-06-2008, 07:47 PM
i hope the two guys fuck the two girls over big time. the secretary and mia deserve it. fucking cocksuckers. love how Charlie made a dig at her about letting the dude cum before she punched him in the face

I hate those fucking girls.

nuclearjew
10-06-2008, 11:02 PM
I thought the porn director for the Slam Van looked familiar. If you've ever seen Mr. Show, you'd know he has a five-inch taint!

Anm44OEkFFk

Techtro
10-09-2008, 09:54 PM
After just watching episode 3 i think that its going back in the right direction with the relationship wheels falling off again.

However if they decide to make Hank all happy at the end of this season Charlie needs his own spin off, his life has really picked up this season making all stories with him great.

Charlifornication anyone?

http://i35.tinypic.com/14ipzqu.jpg

Superhuman
10-09-2008, 10:02 PM
Charlifornication anyone?

http://i35.tinypic.com/14ipzqu.jpg

Fucking brilliant.

Superhuman
10-27-2008, 10:39 PM
This season has been brilliant.....especially the last 2 episodes.

Best line of the season.....from last night's episode:

Chloe: Fuck me like I'm Al Queda
Hank (as he's reaming her from behind): I'm declaring Jihad on your pussy

Jericho
10-27-2008, 10:42 PM
meeeh, way to steal from Zach Galifinakis, writers.

ShitBreak
10-27-2008, 10:47 PM
Whoever that actress was playing Chloe was extremely good. I don't see how anyone in watching didn't want to punch her in the face for most of the show.

nuclearjew
10-27-2008, 10:49 PM
Sounds like you guys are an episode behind.

Techtro
10-28-2008, 04:09 AM
Whoever that actress was playing Chloe was extremely good.

She's Meredith Monroe, perhaps better known for her role in Dawson's Creek as Andie McPhee (the gay guys sister).

Archetype
11-24-2008, 10:50 AM
Testicle cancer. Wow. Curveball.

Oggie
12-03-2008, 07:58 AM
Holy shit.
Did Ashby OD?!

nuclearjew
12-08-2008, 11:52 PM
Yep. Now he's in heaven! Decent season finale, looks like Cokey Smurf won't be on the show any more :(

Superhuman
12-09-2008, 12:02 AM
Yep. Now he's in heaven! Decent season finale, looks like Cokey Smurf won't be on the show any more :(
Yea, this blows.


He was the best character on the show.

ShitBreak
12-09-2008, 08:45 AM
Yep. Now he's in heaven! Decent season finale, looks like Cokey Smurf won't be on the show any more :(

They may be trying to throw a curveball....if you watched the preview for this Sunday's show, it showed Ashby alive and well.

nuclearjew
12-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Oh I guess you haven't seen the season finale then. If you have Showtime you can watch next week's episode On Demand.

ShitBreak
12-09-2008, 08:53 AM
I don't get On Demand in HD.

Archetype
12-09-2008, 11:46 PM
Here's hopin paramedics show up or fuckin something.

nuclearjew
12-09-2008, 11:47 PM
They don't.

nuclearjew
12-09-2008, 11:48 PM
You guys need to download and watch the finale.

http://www.mininova.org/tor/2076549

Archetype
12-09-2008, 11:50 PM
I totally thought that was the season finale. I suck. This sucks. Suck.

El Torpedo
12-10-2008, 05:03 AM
Streaming MegaVideo (http://www.ninjavideo.net/video/15236) link of the finale

Fuck that surfer chick is hot.
This shows really great at season wide contained storylines.

The finale was hilarious, everything Hank said and did about the new baby was amazing.

hostos
12-15-2008, 10:41 PM
saw the first episode of season 1 episode for the first time last week

show is hilarious

Superhuman
12-16-2008, 12:16 AM
The finale was hilarious, everything Hank said and did about the new baby was amazing.
When the baby came out black and Hank started doing fist pumps, I was almost in tears.

ShitBreak
12-16-2008, 08:54 AM
When the baby came out black and Hank started doing fist pumps, I was almost in tears.

The Tiger fist pumps was one of the greatest things I've seen on TV ever.

Jericho
12-17-2008, 07:03 PM
New Yorkication would've been a shitty title anyway

conkling
12-17-2008, 08:21 PM
I thought the porn director for the Slam Van looked familiar. If you've ever seen Mr. Show, you'd know he has a five-inch taint!

Anm44OEkFFk

That's Colin-- he used to have a public access tv show in LA called Colin & His Sleazy Friends. He's hysterically funny and self-effacing. He also made an appearance in a later episode of Seinfeld, though I can't remember which one.

galfibeg
12-18-2008, 07:49 PM
When the baby came out black and Hank started doing fist pumps, I was almost in tears.

Hilarious. Hank Moody is the funniest guy on TV hands down.

Penguin Rick
12-31-2008, 01:54 PM
I just watched the entire season within the last few days (probably the best way to watch a show).

Like the first, it was amazing and the finale was perfect. This show has an amazing script, one of the best on TV.

Kind of sucks that Ashby went, but I guess it's for the best since his character has no purpose since Hank is done with the book. He was my favorite supporting character this season.

In terms of best male TV show characters on right now, it'd be a toss up between Hank Moody and Don Draper.

Hanz
01-12-2009, 02:54 AM
You forgot about the best damn moment in this season.

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GreaseMonkey
12-11-2009, 03:55 PM
season3 finale is just around ...