View Full Version : Jack Bauer is Everywhere(PS Contest)
Titus_Pullo
05-12-2009, 08:00 PM
Take a photo of Mr. Jack Bauer and put him in a humorous situation.
A nice, simple one for those of you in the PS War Contest to get your chops ready.
Demo:
http://i40.tinypic.com/11bj0cg.jpg
Titus_Pullo
05-12-2009, 08:01 PM
She started it with my boy Rush!
Mustard
05-12-2009, 08:20 PM
Rush is a lying hypocrite.
hatepoppy
05-12-2009, 08:21 PM
titus, i have to ask. what the fuck.
jack bauer is SO 2004.
}{arlequin
05-12-2009, 08:29 PM
titus, i have to ask. what the fuck.
jack bauer is SO 2004.
fuck no! i'm about to pick up redemption and season 7
Titus_Pullo
05-12-2009, 08:44 PM
titus, i have to ask. what the fuck.
jack bauer is SO 2004.
But the big season finale of 24 is next week.
hatepoppy
05-12-2009, 08:50 PM
lemme guess - jack has to save the world?
Phil Theehor
05-12-2009, 09:06 PM
http://img249.imagevenue.com/loc566/th_62430_jackbowel_123_566lo.jpg (http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62430_jackbowel_123_566lo.jpg)
}{arlequin
05-12-2009, 09:10 PM
very goatworthy
Phil Theehor
05-12-2009, 09:15 PM
very goatworthy
Thanks. Don't envy me for my paint skills. You, too, can learn to edit images like this.
Mustard
05-12-2009, 09:18 PM
Seamless.
Le Goat
05-12-2009, 09:30 PM
I thought this was about OUR Jack Bauer
:(
Spanky
05-12-2009, 10:57 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/rrqbtx.gif
Titus_Pullo
05-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I don't see Brooke Shields anywhere!
hatepoppy
05-12-2009, 11:11 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/23tky7n.gif
Phil Theehor
05-13-2009, 08:15 PM
http://img269.imagevenue.com/loc48/th_64037_jackwang_123_48lo.jpg (http://img269.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=64037_jackwang_123_48lo.jpg)
Juggo
05-13-2009, 08:42 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/jackbauerundies.gif
hatepoppy
05-14-2009, 08:33 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/xfbxoh.jpg
hatepoppy
05-14-2009, 09:01 PM
no idea why im on ossman. i guess its the whole govt agent/terrorism/ctu what the balls ever.
http://i44.tinypic.com/32zucyq.jpg
hatepoppy
05-15-2009, 09:07 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/zs3k.jpg
}{arlequin
05-16-2009, 12:06 AM
guess it's not really a humorous situation perse
http://www.yoimg.com/i/1bbd9a920c26b52f3ffe2de417758e85-bauer2.gif (http://www.yoimg.com/h/1bbd9a920c26b52f3ffe2de417758e85-bauer2.gif.html)
}{arlequin
05-16-2009, 12:18 AM
http://www.yoimg.com/i/e93c0f18becaddd0831c3fabdb6b2936-lukescreamspe6bauer.gif (http://www.yoimg.com/h/e93c0f18becaddd0831c3fabdb6b2936-lukescreamspe6bauer.gif.html)
jemeske
05-16-2009, 12:20 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/dmuydc.jpg
}{arlequin
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
*squirt* *squirt* *squirt*
jemeske
05-16-2009, 12:29 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/xofv5k.jpg
}{arlequin
05-16-2009, 12:30 AM
his head should be bleeding
hatepoppy
05-16-2009, 09:02 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2a64fmg.jpg
hatepoppy
05-16-2009, 09:04 AM
i got wood.
hatepoppy
05-16-2009, 10:44 AM
it's sillier w brett's doofy grin.
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zmigt3.jpg
hatepoppy
05-19-2009, 12:23 PM
titus and zaph make an admin team worthy or fappages.
Datači
05-19-2009, 12:55 PM
piracy is terrorism
http://i40.tinypic.com/28wihc.jpg
hatepoppy
05-22-2009, 12:25 AM
http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/ULTIMATEJACK.gif
WET HOT MESS
05-22-2009, 12:27 AM
OMG OMG OM GOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Game over. Poppy winz.
hatepoppy
05-22-2009, 12:29 AM
so who wants to see my cock?
jemeske
05-22-2009, 12:50 AM
Haha. Jackpot. I was hoping it was Kim's head in the jaws of the cougar though from season 1 (2?).
http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/Jack-Bauer2.gif
Juggo
05-25-2009, 07:55 AM
http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/Jack-Bauer2.gif
You didn't like Spanky's?
http://i43.tinypic.com/rrqbtx.gif
err, I didn't see it. Great minds think a like?
In my defense I do a LOT of drugs.
Juggo
05-26-2009, 02:18 PM
I added on to my original.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/GMFjackbauerchloedancing.gif
Juggo
06-08-2009, 09:14 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/jackbauerwedgie.jpg
Photobucket gave this picture the boot? It's not that offensive. Oh well, there's more than one way to skin a cat...
http://www.juggo.net/gmf/jack.bauer.wedgie.jpg
Is the faggotry still going? I've never seen an episode of 24 so this thread fails and I want to play too!
jemeske
06-08-2009, 10:56 PM
Ouch!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2m6tis4.jpg
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:35 AM
first.... i lol'd....
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/jackbauerwedgie.jpg
....and then i lol'd some more
Ouch!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2m6tis4.jpg
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:36 AM
I've never seen an episode of 24
g.
t.
f.
o.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:19 AM
lulz.
nina. good or bad? (u hav 5 minutes to respond)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:26 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about.
lulz. u cannot critique a jack bauer contest w/o knowing such a basic thing... ergo:
g.
t.
f.
o.
But I wanna play too!!! Stop picking on me you fucking bully!
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:38 AM
But I wanna play too!!! Stop picking on me you fucking bully!
put it this way... incorporate a jack bauer and anita pic for this, and i guarantee you'll seal up 3rd place. then, there will be a new contest... for you.
put it this way... incorporate a jack bauer and anita pic for this, and i guarantee you'll seal up 3rd place. then, there will be a new contest... for you.
http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/best-ps-ever.gif
mongo
06-09-2009, 03:16 AM
her tits are way to big.
Nope. They're jussssst right. ;)
Phil Theehor
06-09-2009, 07:58 PM
http://img249.imagevenue.com/loc566/th_62430_jackbowel_123_566lo.jpg (http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62430_jackbowel_123_566lo.jpg)
Apologies for the questions, but I'm new to this: How long do these things run? I'm pretty sure I have this one locked up.
jemeske
06-09-2009, 08:09 PM
They run until I'm done painting dicks on things.
hatepoppy
06-09-2009, 08:48 PM
yeah, they tend to go anywhere from 2 weeks to a month usually.
its just, the two art gallery admins have combined for 10 weeks of inactivity.
zaph hasnt posted at all since mid april, and titus hasnt been heard form in over two weeks.
last i heard from him he was asking me if i wanted in on the whole pswars shits, and he said the 'deadline' for entry was 5/15, damn near a month ago.
im pretty sure zackers went out for a bottle of crown and will one day return with a badass cowboy story regarding his escapades during his absence.. titus, im convinced, has died of his tremendous old age.
Phil Theehor
06-09-2009, 10:02 PM
They run until I'm done painting dicks on things.
Never stop painting dicks on things.
Promise.
Juggo
06-23-2009, 08:55 PM
Meat Head!
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/meathead.jpg
WET HOT MESS
06-23-2009, 08:58 PM
i dunno how i feel about that picture. part of me wanna slam that side of his head on a grill and eat it, another part of me wants to cut open a slit and stick something long and hard in it.
Juggo
06-23-2009, 09:52 PM
ewwww.. Sickening..
Kerjack
06-23-2009, 09:57 PM
lulz.
nina. good or bad? (u hav 5 minutes to respond)
Nina killed Jacks wife, that is good in my book.
hoshi-chan
06-25-2009, 07:49 AM
http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/ULTIMATEJACK.gif
I re-appear.. Nice one.:)
hoshi-chan
06-25-2009, 08:27 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/29d2yp.jpg
mxlplkt
06-25-2009, 11:29 AM
HOSHI!!!
Tar Heel
06-25-2009, 11:41 AM
HOSHI!!!
hoshi-chan
06-25-2009, 05:54 PM
yep, im still married to my wife.
Juggo
06-25-2009, 08:56 PM
Hey Mr Random. Good to see you brother.
Juggo
06-28-2009, 08:10 PM
This is how it happened.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/jackbauerheadshot.gif
WET HOT MESS
06-28-2009, 08:19 PM
It's too fast, I can't see what's being frisbee'd at him!
Kerjack
06-28-2009, 10:17 PM
It's too fast, I can't see what's being frisbee'd at him!
I'm pretty sure that is a circular saw blade, the type I used to use. Just can't recall the same.
}{arlequin
06-28-2009, 10:22 PM
yup, it's a saw blade. but why does he have a steak in his head?? i've heard of shit-for-brains but never the same w/ sirloin
Juggo
06-29-2009, 05:17 PM
yup, it's a saw blade. but why does he have a steak in his head?? i've heard of shit-for-brains but never the same w/ sirloin
I'm running out of ideas, meathead was best I could think of.
hoshi-chan
06-29-2009, 09:24 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/fm8d1e.jpg
FarEastFornicator
06-30-2009, 04:05 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/mkvgnd.jpg
Time to move on.
Winners will be announced later along with payouts.
1st - Hatepoppy
http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/ULTIMATEJACK.gif
2nd - Juggo
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/jackbauerheadshot.gif
3rd - Spanky
http://i43.tinypic.com/rrqbtx.gif
Good work to everyone who entered, make sure to check out June of Doom. (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=22155)
Collect your prizes.
WET HOT MESS
07-09-2009, 10:23 AM
since rep is kinda useless here until we reset it, the payout will be in GMFs, so happy gambling!
poppy $50M
juggo $25M
Spanky $10M