Off Topic III

[Jericho]

Fuck you, that's what

[Face]

OMG FIRST!!!

[Face]

yay!

[Face]

and last in the last one... crazy!

[fastjohnnybuell]

in before the lock.

[slore]

Hmmm

[Mustard]

First page!

I feel so fucking sexy right now.

[fastjohnnybuell]

First page!

I feel so fucking sexy right now.


you are.


(first gay reference)

[hatepoppy]

upitr hk 8tug oj/j

[medlar]

English speakers only plz

[Face]

First page!

I feel so fucking sexy right now.
as well you should, my man

[White.Rabbit]

ooh, fresh ot

[Le Goat]

idiots

[Mustard]

you are.


(first gay reference)

as well you should, my man
This calls for a circle jerk.

Who wants to be the cookie?

[fastjohnnybuell]

idiots


like you're not.

[UNC]

My tolerence has dropped.

I have only had 2 drinks and I am feeling lovely.

[janois]

God dammit. I finally got my ass print just right in the last OT and it gets closed down.

[Syndicate]

Red Bush.... You gonna at least move OT 2 to the Hall Of Fame? Scared? Don't know how to do it? Inquiring minds MUST know.

[UNC]

New O/T...Here's hoping that Jericho takes a break. OT II and a half was the lamest of the 30 OT's I have been a part of.

Jericho 4,299
Bizz 3,553
mongo 2,791
UNC 2,550
Archangel 2,327
hatepoppy 2,236
Le Goat 2,029
Jane Doe 1,981
Archetype 1,906
Face 1,782
STDSkillz 1,527
Pax Britannia 1,405
Trident 1,402
EG 1,273
6655321 1,235
Claydon 1,194
BIG PIZZLE 1,185
Kerjack 904
The GWD

[White.Rabbit]

hai rich <3

[Face]

I was such a better admin than jerrybear

[Syndicate]

New O/T...Here's hoping that Jericho takes a break. OT II and a half was the lamest of the 30 OT's I have been a part of.

Jericho 4,299
Bizz 3,553
mongo 2,791
UNC 2,550
Archangel 2,327
hatepoppy 2,236
Le Goat 2,029
Jane Doe 1,981
Archetype 1,906
Face 1,782
STDSkillz 1,527
Pax Britannia 1,405
Trident 1,402
EG 1,273
6655321 1,235
Claydon 1,194
BIG PIZZLE 1,185
Kerjack 904
The GWD


The Original II was pretty sweet. Too bad we had to scrap it. Fucking SQL is the bigget cunt of them all.

[medlar]

My god, schmirnoff ice is good. A gay choice, but I'm not a fearful sheep.

[Jericho]

Red Bush.... You gonna at least move OT 2 to the Hall Of Fame? Scared? Don't know how to do it? Inquiring minds MUST know.
I wanted to make sure you weren't gonna punch me first. I'll move it

[Syndicate]

hai rich <3

Hello, Hello.

[Hodge]

1st page

[UNC]

Yeah...that original OT II racked up 50,000 posts pretty fucking quick

[Syndicate]

I wanted to make sure you weren't gonna punch me first. I'll move it

Nope.. You paid attention and you did things right. Wait until there are 55,000 posts, then start a new one. Good Job Red Bush.

[Face]

I wanted to make sure you weren't gonna punch me first. I'll move it
countdown to jer completely fucking up the forum... t-3...2...1

[CTricksterGirl]

Ooh, new OT....sexy time!

[Hodge]

My god, schmirnoff ice is good. A gay choice, but I'm not a fearful sheep.
You have much to learn. That's what I drank in fucking high school.

Oh wait...

[medlar]

Two of these and Im feeling pretty fine.

[fastjohnnybuell]

Yeah...that original OT racked up 50,000 post pretty fucking quick


half those posts were people trying to get thedez naked.

[UNC]

Ooh, new OT....sexy time!

I think boob pics are in order.

[Syndicate]

I feel I need to drink myself to the point of vomiting now because no OT is complete without the smell of puke and cheep booze.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Fuck you boston.

[White.Rabbit]

Two of these and Im feeling pretty fine.
what a dork

[Jericho]

countdown to jer completely fucking up the forum... t-3...2...1
Yeah, like I didn't move hundreds of threads when 007 took a shit

[janois]

bewbs.

[medlar]

ah shaddup rabbit

[Face]

Yeah, like I didn't move hundreds of threads when 007 took a shit
yeah well, I'm still better than you!!

[slore]

I think boob pics are in order.
http://www.mastasia.com/Phase11/images/NikkiStefani04_03.jpg

[UNC]

I feel I need to drink myself to the point of vomiting now because no OT is complete without the smell of puke and cheep booze.

I am drinking....but I can't get too fucked up. The kids are in bed. I have to be at 6:30 to get them up and take them to school.,

[jemeske]

New O/T...Here's hoping that Jericho takes a break. OT II and a half was the lamest of the 30 OT's I have been a part of.

Jericho 4,299
Bizz 3,553
mongo 2,791
UNC 2,550
Archangel 2,327
hatepoppy 2,236
Le Goat 2,029
Jane Doe 1,981
Archetype 1,906
Face 1,782
STDSkillz 1,527
Pax Britannia 1,405
Trident 1,402
EG 1,273
6655321 1,235
Claydon 1,194
BIG PIZZLE 1,185
Kerjack 904
The GWD
OT needs people like J.Icho. He moves the conversation. Otherwise it's just people like me waiting for someone else to say something so I can offer a zippy one-liner.

[hatepoppy]

im fuckin six short of sauced. feel lucky youtube is down.

[Jericho]

You my dog, A-Ron.

[UNC]

OT needs people like J.Icho. He moves the conversation. Otherwise it's just people like me waiting for someone else to say something so I can offer a zippy one-liner.

We surely need Jericho.

I don't think we need 4200 posts of anyone.

[Jericho]

We surely need Jericho.

I don't think we need 4200 posts of anyone.
5000 it is, sir!

[hatepoppy]

marcus is unintelligent.

[UNC]

im fuckin six short of sauced. feel lucky youtube is down.

I'm sure the 2 people who would normally look at your vid are very angry

[hatepoppy]

I'm sure the 2 people who would normally look at your vid are very angry
heart-fucking-broken i tell you.

[fastjohnnybuell]

I'm sure the 2 people who would normally look at your vid are very angry


I am pissed actually.

[UNC]

heart-fucking-broken i tell you.

I'm one of them

[fastjohnnybuell]

We need Summer to sexy this shit up.

[UNC]

I've deleted every vid I have ever posted here.

If I would have kept them...I would have one hell of an archive.

[UNC]

What are the odds of one of my kids finding this place one day?

[fastjohnnybuell]

What are the odds of one of my kids finding this place one day?


One click of "HISTORY" away.

[UNC]

One click of "HISTORY" away.

My computer is locked up tighter than a dolphins asshole.

[fastjohnnybuell]

My computer is locked up tighter than a dolphins asshole.


Mine's not that tight....hint hint.

[slore]

Mine's not that tight....hint hint.
I think he wants you to fuck him.

[UNC]

Mine's not that tight....hint hint.

It's definately not gonna be getting any tighter from this hint forward...

[UNC]

I think he wants you to fuck him.

It's 2009. I'll fuck a dood.

[hatepoppy]

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/th_Capture_20090512.jpg (http://s724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/?action=view&current=Capture_20090512.flv)

[fastjohnnybuell]

It's 2009. I'll fuck a dood.


Gay is in fashion.

[slore]

It's 2009. I'll fuck a dood.
Im a dude.

[fastjohnnybuell]

Im a dude.


Your Av's hand is.

[janois]

Time to take out the trash.

[UNC]

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/th_Capture_20090512.jpg (http://s724.photobucket.com/albums/ww248/hatepoppy/?action=view&current=Capture_20090512.flv)

If you're gonna do that with your hair....atleast give credit to the original artist.

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081202_2.jpg

[Le Goat]

i can't find a single hot chick on craigslist.



found afew CT''s though

[UNC]

Im a dude.

Wanna get fucked?

[hatepoppy]

gglz. like marcus ever had hair.

[slore]

Wanna get fucked?
Do ******* like fried chicken?

[slore]

Do ******* like fried chicken?
Oh wait. Do Mooncrickets like fried chicken?

[WET HOT MESS]

I wanna start the next OT!

[UNC]

gglz. like marcus ever had hair.

Yeah...I decided to stop looking like a loser.

You win in that chicken race.

[janois]

Ha. Mooncricket. Haven't heard that since the fifth grade.

[Le Goat]

I wanna start the next OT!
make it OT ^-^



get it? cause you're asian?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I have a large penis.

[UNC]

I wanna start the next OT!

Be more of a loser

[hatepoppy]

the last time i killed a man, i said 'this is for BlueEyes' before the headshot.

[UNC]

the last time i killed a man, i said 'this is for BlueEyes' before the headshot.

Do you ever gloat to your neighbors that you're the only one in the trailor park with the internet?

[medlar]

I'd liek to go OT w/ Anita

[hatepoppy]

Do you ever gloat to your neighbors that you're the only one in the trailor park with the internet?
psh. ive got a kerosene heater, they all know i rool already.

[janois]

psh. ive got a kerosene heater, they all know i rool already.
I have to use a toilet paper roll soaked in rubbing alcohol in an old coffee can.

[Le Goat]

What's CT's real name again...?

I am a fun, down to earth 28 year old going to college in Lincoln Park. The guys I seem to meet in the nighborhood and on campus always seem to be duds. I don't think i am the best looking girl out there but I am not the worst, either. The guys who always seem to approach me seem to be full of themselves or inebritaed. Both conditions are kind of a turn off.

I am 5'7" tall, non smoker, no drugs. My hair is pretty light brown but I like to keep it dark.

The hours I have been working have been cut down...leaving me with quite a bit of spare time. I want to keep my shopping deamons at bay and thought that some nice fellow could help occupy the time!

I would like to find a guy who is 5'10" OR BELOW. I go for the skinny, alternative kind of guys. I prefer fellows who don't smoke or do drugs and who have really good showering skills.


Here is where it gets a little weird. How in the world do you tell a guy who asks you out that you like things that are a little out of the ordinary?


I would like to meet a guy to actually have fun with and date....but I want to eventually date a guy who is sexually a little open minded. I have always wanted to try using a strap on on a guy (weird, I know) and would like to meet a guy who is open minded to it or experienced at it. I also like to both give and get ws or golden showers...but only in the shower! I also like to be a little bit dominating to a guy...I actually like guys who fall into the 'wimpy' category.

Most of all I like guys who have small male endowments and who don't have a hang up with them!


If that describes you, please write me a note and we can see if we click! Pictures are very appreciated...I would like to know who I am chatting with.


Thanks.


Jessy


(i'm kidding, I know it)

[hatepoppy]

i dont have any food in the house, but i has beers.

[UNC]

I just went to faceforums and left my last message there....I'm drunk...I have posted there about 10 times in the last year

Just delete my account.

If any of you guys had since you would go ahead and abort this shit.

You guys have taken what was a great idea and turned it into shit. The forum's server sucks. Half of the time I can't even navigate without freezing up(which is why I rarely visit). I have offered to come back and push this place as an admin and I get a half ass super mod position threw at me...This forum was my creation. Me and crash created the whole idea and you cocksuckers kicked me out and ran it into the ground. You fuckers have NO ACTIVITY here. It's so fucking funny. 3 guys talking to each other...nice forum.

EAT MY ASS. I only wanted access to the babe forum to delete everything I had put in it.

...and Ronin...nice job removing my name from the pornstar index and taking credit for it.

Sandt is like 80 years old and senile...House is living with his mom.

All you fuckers deserve this hell.

Rot in this dump.

[Le Goat]

medlar is retarded

[}{arlequin]

watching the girls of 'house' do their strut was worth missing first page

[Le Goat]

READ THE WHITE FONT MEDLAR!

[WET HOT MESS]

Jesus Goat.

[medlar]

I just don't have a clue

[hatepoppy]

what the fuck is a face forum? is it about his blog?

[UNC]

I am gay for gay things

[slore]

Jesus Lizard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ7azI6OH9E&feature=related

[medlar]

READ THE WHITE FONT MEDLAR!

LiKE I can see squat written in white font.

[Le Goat]

Jesus Goat.
what's so wrong about getting fucked in the ass? I mean come on, it sounds lovely.

[janois]

I am gay for gay things
That's how it works.

[WET HOT MESS]

what's so wrong about getting fucked in the ass? I mean come on, it sounds lovely.
Stop checking out craigslist and go out to a bar and find a hot chick to fuck. Or go prowl around Target at noon.

[UNC]

Stop checking out craigslist and go out to a bar and find a hot chick to fuck. Or go prowl around Target at noon.

What are you wearing?

[Le Goat]

Stop checking out craigslist and go out to a bar and find a hot chick to fuck. Or go prowl around Target at noon.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO PANNY MCPANNERSON!



:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[WET HOT MESS]

Black cami and sweat pants.

[WET HOT MESS]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO PANNY MCPANNERSON!



:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:I'll keep telling you if I wanna, but it's a matter of time before you cave and listen to me. I R RIGHT!

[slore]

Black cami and sweat pants.
Quit wearing my outfit to the Target restrooms.

[WET HOT MESS]

But it's comfy.

[UNC]

Black cami and sweat pants.

I think you need to be wearing my seed.

[Le Goat]

I'll keep telling you if I wanna, but it's a matter of time before you cave and listen to me. I R RIGHT!

You know what happened to the last tranny that kept 'telling' me things?

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't wanna.

[Le Goat]

I think you need to be wearing my seed.

My new pickup line at the bar

[medlar]

fail

[UNC]

I don't wanna.

See...that is what makes it rape.

That's what makes it fun.

[slore]

Canola Oil is squeezed from the rapeseed.

[Le Goat]

Medlar just joined 2005

[UNC]

lol...I went to my conquest from last year's myspace and she still has my pic on it.

It's my new AV!

[Titus_Pullo]

So what is the psychology behind some chicks who were molested/raped that go on to be Porno stars?

[slore]

lol...I went to my conquest from last year's myspace and she still has my pic on it.

It's my new AV!
Is it that sexy trannie in the middle?

[ADD]

No, it's all daddy issues

[medlar]

lol...I went to my conquest from last year's myspace and she still has my pic on it.

It's my new AV!

meh

[UNC]

I need to give her a call. She is looking hotter than ever. She's 19 now...but I'll still hit it.

[}{arlequin]

So what is the psychology behind some chicks who were molested/raped that go on to be Porno stars?
daddy was never truly a stranger

[Le Goat]

So what is the psychology behind some chicks who were molested/raped that go on to be Porno stars?


Sex = Attention; Attention = Power; Sex = Power.




basically

[ADD]

= money

[Le Goat]

= money
not even that. most just do it for the notoriety. If they wanted it for money they'd do one or two porns a year and NOT do that shit every 10 seconds in public (AVN awards, lulz)

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/l_c0545fd36b3433f24e8fcc994faecf8e.jpg

[Le Goat]

that's a dude

[Le Goat]

scratch that, that's Thor from SG1

[UNC]

that's a dude

If dudes have pussy like her...I'm gay.

[slore]

If dudes have pussy like her...I'm gay.
http://www.exet.nu/html/bildarkiv/olika/clit/clit06.jpg

[Hodge]

I'm gay.http://www.exet.nu/html/bildarkiv/olika/clit/clit06.jpg

[UNC]

Who the fuck is slore?

[ADD]

not even that. most just do it for the notoriety. If they wanted it for money they'd do one or two porns a year and NOT do that shit every 10 seconds in public (AVN awards, lulz)

no, power = money is what I'm talking about

[UNC]

slore is one of my friends?

What the fuck.

I'm deleted this fag

[slore]

slore is one of my friends?

What the fuck.

I'm deleted this fag
Oh well. I wont miss the bad grammar.

[medlar]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/l_c0545fd36b3433f24e8fcc994faecf8e.jpg



I don't think you deserve this.

[UNC]

I don't think you deserve this.

I am a good guy.

[The GWD]

I am a good guy.

I think medlar was trying to say that you deserve better.

[UNC]

I think medlar was trying to say that you deserve better.

Yeah...which is why I am willing to throw this girl a bone.

I'm a good guy.

[Le Goat]

I think he was offereing up his ass

[ADD]

He was saying she deserves better

[UNC]

I think we're ready for OT IV

[Titus_Pullo]

It's all about the he said, she said bullshit.

Then, your ego grows and you drive out the lead guitarist who was the easily the best thing about your band and you just fucked yourself and you can't afford no more Red NY Yankees hats.

[UNC]

I'll give a billion dollars to anyone that starts OT IV right now.

[medlar]

I'll give a billion dollars to anyone that starts OT IV right now.


or you can keep posting more of your "conquests"

[Jericho]

I'll give a billion dollars to anyone that starts OT IV right now.
So now you're saying Marcus dominated OTs are the worst? Make up yo mind, son!

[ADD]

I can't handle this any more

[hatepoppy]

sometimes i get to thinkin, that you dont love me anymore...

[UNC]

So now you're saying Marcus dominated OTs are the worst? Make up yo mind, son!

Out of all the OTs...I have only been the top poster once.

...and that OT was awesome.

I believe it was OT XIII at the old place.

[Okie Medicvet]

what this thread needs is more OKIE!

[Alcestis]

I just went to faceforums and left my last message there....I'm drunk...I have posted there about 10 times in the last year

You actually still had posting access at the forums?

[hatepoppy]

eat my shit!

[UNC]

You actually still had posting access at the forums?

Yeah.

I never really burnt the bridge all the way.

Until now.

[ADD]

what this thread needs is more OKIE!

or tits

[hatepoppy]

Yeah.

I never really burnt the bridge all the way.

Until now.
is it like, on?

[UNC]

or okie tits!

[UNC]

is it like, on?

I'm sure my post is the most exciting thing that will happen there this year.

It's off now.

[Okie Medicvet]

or tits

I have no digital camera so no digital get down. Of course, if someone will spring for one for me, that would speed things up, but right now I have my daughter's college graduation, my son's birthday, my sisters birthday, and my nephews high school graduation.

So basically, I love my family and am fucking broke and it ain't even half the month over yet.

So the infamous and longed for Okietits will have to wait another month. So solly.

[ADD]

Or just find some on the net and post them

[The GWD]

I have no digital camera so no digital get down. Of course, if someone will spring for one for me, that would speed things up, but right now I have my daughter's college graduation, my son's birthday, my sisters birthday, and my nephews high school graduation.

So basically, I love my family and am fucking broke and it ain't even half the month over yet.

So the infamous and longed for Okietits will have to wait another month. So solly.

Goddamnit, you just ruined my night.

[medlar]

I have no digital camera so no digital get down. Of course, if someone will spring for one for me, that would speed things up, but right now I have my daughter's college graduation, my son's birthday, my sisters birthday, and my nephews high school graduation.

So basically, I love my family and am fucking broke and it ain't even half the month over yet.

So the infamous and longed for Okietits will have to wait another month. So solly.

A month is a long time to wait for anything.

[hatepoppy]

im totally gonna make pornos and put them up in off topic.

[Okie Medicvet]

Or just find some on the net and post them

I plan on it. I will be posting four sets of tits when I do this, and leave it to everyone to guess which set it actually mine. ;)

[ADD]

im totally gonna make pornos and put them up in off topic.

Please send your baby to grandma's first

[Jericho]

......and Okie's nasty tits get another day older

[ADD]

Hence my idea

[hatepoppy]

Please send your baby to grandma's first
grandma lives far far away. we're gonna hafta settle for the other room in her crib.

[medlar]

I grew up in the "other room" it twists a kids mind for life.

[hatepoppy]

I grew up in the "other room" it twists a kids mind for life.
that my kid is going to be twisted is a foregone conclusion, chuck.

[nothingman]

good evening

[hatepoppy]

fuck pearl jam.

[NOTKyle]

Pearl jam is a stupid name for a band.

[ADD]

Ten was a gem! Go to hell

[ADD]

Pearl jam is a stupid name for a band.

I'd have stayed "Mookie Blaylock"

[nothingman]

Pearl jam is a stupid name for a band.
but it's good with peanut butter.

[Jericho]

Pearl jam is a stupid name for a band.
Mookie Blaylock > Pearl Jam
edit: what Andy said

[hatepoppy]

pearl jam is the reason ppl grew up thinking it was ok to wear flannel and be worthless.

[ADD]

pearl jam is the reason ppl grew up thinking it was ok to wear flannel and be worthless.

At least they didn't follow Nirvana then. Most of society would be dead.

[Le Goat]

old?


3ksUxH3R0nY

[nothingman]

I'd have stayed "Mookie Blaylock"
Yeah I guess it worked for Mookie.

[jemeske]

Just draw a picture of them for us. You're probably really molely.

[The GWD]

Ten was a gem! Go to hell

Meh.

[ADD]

Yeah I guess it worked for Mookie.

Let's put it this way, it would be the closest Mookie would get to a HOF

[nothingman]

This is awesome, a Pearl Jam thread.

[Okie Medicvet]

Man, when grunge was in i was all in style for all of fifteen minutes. Wearing beatup sneakers, jeans with holes, tshirts with sayings on them, and flannel shirts.

Okay, so I wear sketchers instead of sneakers and my jeans don't have holes in them ....

but other than that, no much has changed.

[hatepoppy]

there was some sack to nirvana. pearl jam is hippie wannabe bullshit.

[Mustard]

there was some sack to nirvana. pearl jam is hippie wannabe bullshit.
For cerius. Even Clarissa wanted to go to a peral jam concert...

[nothingman]

October 4 I'll be seeing them
and the Beasties on the 2nd

[hatepoppy]

pearl jam is so bad, i walked out of a staind concert when i was 16 bc they covered 'black.'

[The GWD]

For cerius. Even Clarissa wanted to go to a peral jam concert...

OMFG OMFG OMFG. Dude, everytime I hear Pearl Jam I think of that shit. I have no idea why. I can't remember, did she get to go?

[hatepoppy]

I KNOW SOMEDAY YOULL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE I KNOW YOULL BE THE SUN IN SOMEBODY ELSES SKY BUT WHYYhYYYY WHYYhYYYY WHYYYYYYYyyyyYYYYY CANT IT BE?!??! CANT IT BEEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeee MIIIIIINE??!??!?! WHAAH-HYYYYYYY?!?

[Jericho]

I'm watching Powder Blue and I actually got a chub. Jessica Biel is some powerful shit

[nothingman]

pearl jam is so bad, i walked out of a staind concert when i was 16 bc they covered 'black.'
you went to a staind concert?

[Mustard]

OMFG OMFG OMFG. Dude, everytime I hear Pearl Jam I think of that shit. I have no idea why. I can't remember, did she get to go?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did, but only after Sam pulled some tricks.

I think he had to blow Clarissa's dad and Ferguson... not too sure about that though. Might be mistaken.

[mongo]

Ot3 number 2? Gay!

[hatepoppy]

you went to a staind concert?
it was a festival dealy. run dmc was teh snizz.

[Mustard]

Ot3 number 2? Gay!
Well, now it is.

[Jericho]

it was a festival dealy. run dmc was teh snizz.
Is Trickaaaay!!!!

[hatepoppy]

Is Trickaaaay!!!!
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[Le Goat]

damn Rescue Me was gooood toniiiiitee

[Okie Medicvet]

fuck I forgot it was on tonight.

And RUNDMC was the shit and I'm sad he's dead.

[Jericho]

damn Rescue Me was gooood toniiiiitee
Twelve mo minutes, niggaroonie!

[Face]

Pearl jam is a stupid name for a band.
pearl jam is a euphemism for semen

[hatepoppy]

zomg 'my boys' was AWESOME tnight!

[nothingman]

The Rockets are getting their ass handed to them, they should have had Staind play the halftime show.

[Jericho]

zomg 'my boys' was AWESOME tnight!
haha

*WHIP*

[hatepoppy]

I NEVER NEEDED ANYONE TO HELP MEeee im BEGGIN YOUUUuuuuuu!!!! to please com save me from my selffff...save me from myyyyyy...

[hatepoppy]

haha

*WHIP*
say there pard, whens the last time you had a broad ask to suck your dick?

[Le Goat]

Twelve mo minutes, niggaroonie!

Garrity dies





enjoy the episode!

[Jericho]

Garrity dies





enjoy the episode!
If this happens, I'm banning you for a week

[Okie Medicvet]

zomg 'my boys' was AWESOME tnight!

fuck, that's two shows I wanted to watch that I missed. I spend entirely too much time on the computer. When I do that, I just flip on a channel I can listen to and catch a bit of..like CNN.

I wish to god I knew I was staying here so I could get a freakin dish. But my son graduates next May if all goes well, and then I am so outta here. He is talking about wanting to move too now, so that's a good sign. But he still wants to finish school with his friends..those that are still in school that is.

[hatepoppy]

say there pard, whens the last time you had a broad ask to suck your dick?
broad said to me the other day as im comin in from work, 'ive been thinkin about suckin your dick for four hours.'

[The GWD]

If this happens, I'm banning you for a week

You don't have the nutsack.

[nothingman]

I'm about ready for some Hughesnet. Anybody have sat/internet?

[Le Goat]

If this happens, I'm banning you for a week


:)

[UNC]

Latest I have stayed up in awhile.

I'm going to bed now.

I love you.

[leafsmack0]

I'm going to start smoking meth, every day.

[hatepoppy]

I'm going to start smoking meth, every day.
suicide by naastass?

[Face]

I'm going to start smoking meth, every day.
you should smoke it even more than that

[leafsmack0]

I wanna fit into the meth scene.

[hatepoppy]

I wanna fit into the meth scene.
looking to fuck jaime pressley?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Well you're gonna have to start smoking meth.

[Bizz]

I'm going to start smoking weed. Right now!

[leafsmack0]

I'm going to start smoking weed. Right now!

I'm with ya on that

[Face]

I'm gonna go to bed... RIGHT NOW!!!

Except I'm not, because I'm editing video right now...

so I'm gonna go to bed... IN AN HOUR!!!

[Jericho]

Fight the power, Sambo!

[Face]

WHITE RAGE!!

[medlar]

Its getting to a critical school time with exams, so I have to prioritize that fact and think about abstaining from weed starting in two weeks. The monkey will be off my back but the circus isn't leaving the town, you'll see, so says my supplier when I let this be known to him. clown.

[Face]

fuck it, I'm done... gotta be at work at 6:30

[Hodge]

Shall we give Face or medlar credit for the first death of OT III? Or, perhaps, me?
http://camerafraud.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/austin_powers_mike_myers_as_dr_evil2.jpg

[Jericho]

Face already killed it, goofdick. How can you be the first?

[mongo]

My foreskin seems to be missing.

[Hodge]

Face already killed it, goofdick. How can you be the first?
I was merely posing the question and if you had not interrupted I may have held the first record for longest kill.

[STDSkillz]

My foreskin seems to be missing.
It was delicious.

[mongo]

You should go take a long walk off a short pier.

[Hodge]

My foreskin seems to be missing.
Ask your rabbi.

[mongo]

I'm not rob.

[Jericho]

weak tonight, fellas

[Hodge]

Only Bizz can fix this shit.

[mongo]

I'm posting from the bar. Sue me niggaz.

[Jericho]

I just noticed Void hasn't logged in for a week. How About That, guys!

[Claydon]

So, my neighbors wife is out in the street piss fucking drunk and yelling into her phone and the guy is just sitting in the driveway smoking a cigarette.

[Claydon]

hahaha, she is throwing shit at some car now

[Hodge]

I just noticed Void hasn't logged in for a week. How About That, guys!
Sorely missed, obviously.
Face already killed it, goofdick. How can you be the first?
There is nothing goofy about my dick.

[mongo]

I just noticed Void hasn't logged in for a week. How About That, guys!

Between him and Hannibal being mia, running threads might die! Oh noez!!!1111

[Jericho]

Between him and Hannibal being mia, running threads might die! Oh noez!!!1111
Not as long as Strega posts 25 times in a row

[Claydon]

party is over....cops have arrived.

and no... i didn't tattle

[Satan]

I got to guard a hot asian bitch playing basketball today. I won't lie, I fouled a lot. I committed multiple reach-ins with my dick.

[Bizz]

Only Bizz can fix this shit.

*drops pants*

Let it begin.

[Jericho]

Get over yourself, All Star

[Bizz]

Oh Big Momma... you can't phase me bro. I got my hater blockers on.

[Bizz]

I'm trying to summon STD with sexy thoughts.