The Happy Thread

[Trident]

I'm sure the old GMF had one of these threads as an antidote to the whining in the Emo thread...


Well, after another night of post-work drinks with my enormously gorgeous colleague I'm hoping that things are going to get better as we're off on a night out tomorrow night, albeit with some other people but when one pint turns in to six you surely must think something is going well, especially as she asked me out to begin with.

So, yeah... I'm happy.

[redsox39]

I would hit it.

[}{arlequin]

pints + poon, snacks of champions

[Satan]

Life be good, ******

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm naked. :D

[Trident]

Fo sure.

And I'm sure this thread will be approved.

[Trident]

I'm naked. :D

That makes me happy too.

We're all happy.

[}{arlequin]

I'm naked. :D
one brain, happy. the other, not happy. :(

[WET HOT MESS]

Am I supposed to put on clothes?

[Trident]

Am I supposed to put on clothes?

Ideally not, the less the better. And pictures, yes... pictures: that will make happy happen.

[}{arlequin]

Am I supposed to put on clothes?
nooooo...

[}{arlequin]

trident's got it right

[WET HOT MESS]

Tonight! Maybe. I dunno, I'm starving. :(

[nothingman]

I'm chaperoning a Sr. trip this weekend to a waterpark in Arkansas. This could be happy, we'll see.

[White.Rabbit]

I got laid last night
oh yeaaaah

[Trident]

See, happy runs through us all. Who needs Emergency Horse Pictures?!

[White.Rabbit]

Slut.
I let him put it in my ass.

[Kerjack]

Spring is definitely in the air on GMF.

[Satan]

I got laid last night
oh yeaaaah****** fucker

[}{arlequin]

Spring is definitely in the air on GMF.
TEH BIRDS AND TEH BEES!!

[medlar]

I am happy my gf wishes me to devirginate her this weekend.

Happy is an understatement.

[NOTKyle]

I am happy my gf wishes me to devirginate her this weekend.

Happy is an understatement.

Enjoy the awkward, messy, unfulfilling sex my friend.

[WigglingWii]

Enjoy the awkward, messy, unfulfilling sex my friend.


hahahah and premature ejaculation

[STDSkillz]

Virgin sex does suck.

[Gary_Busey]

I graduated. I secured a good job related to my field before I graduated. I'll be making good money. I'll be single in an SEC college town.

[mongo]

too bad you'll still be ugly.

[Gary_Busey]

Good thing there's liqour.

[mongo]

and blind chicks.

[Gary_Busey]

So you've got a crane and blind chicks fetish?

[mongo]

*a blind crane fetish.

[Gary_Busey]

That'll only lead to certain death.

[Mustard]

Saturday is my grandfather's 90th birthday, and Monday is my birthday. Lots of family from all over the US will come to celebrate. I might even get a present or two!

Root for me!

[STDSkillz]

Oh I'll root you all right.

[Mustard]

root FOR me, you fiend!

[mongo]

i hope somebody give you a new dragon shirt.

[Mustard]

Mes too Mongo. Mes too.

[STDSkillz]

I just found out that I'm going to Las Vegas this Monday, and then to Hawaii the Sunday after that. Awesome.

[WET HOT MESS]

Luckyyyyy

[Gary_Busey]

I just found out that I'm going to Las Vegas this Monday, and then to Hawaii the Sunday after that. Awesome.
How do you 'just' find out about that?

[Mustard]

I just found out that I'm going to Las Vegas this Monday, and then to Hawaii the Sunday after that. Awesome.
Yay impromptu leisure trips!

[mongo]

graduation gift?

[medlar]

Enjoy the awkward, messy, unfulfilling sex my friend.


Just to clarify, she is the virgin. Happily, It will not be awkward or unfulfilling for her since I've got a bit of the knowledge now. messy yes.

[STDSkillz]

How do you 'just' find out about that?
I knew about the Hawaii one for some time (and yes, Mongo, graduation present). It was the Vegas trip I just found out about. My roommates' family was going to Vegas, but a family member got sick, so the parents didn't want to leave Colorado. As a result, two tickets got freed up. I got to take one of those tickets.

[Nature's Folly]

FUCK HAPPY.

[Kerjack]

I knew about the Hawaii one for some time (and yes, Mongo, graduation present). It was the Vegas trip I just found out about. My roommates' family was going to Vegas, but a family member got sick, so the parents didn't want to leave Colorado. As a result, two tickets got freed up. I got to take one of those tickets.

I'll watch my mailbox for the other.

[Archangel]

More like happy horseshit.

[medlar]

more like happy in the pants! Long weekend starting today, the potential is limitless!

[6655321]

i'm feeling pretty chipper.

[}{arlequin]

an ex of mine hit me up today and mentioned in passing that she is single.


happy }{ is happy

[BIG PIZZLE]

I have yet to get a call like that. I'm assuming it's because I'm an horrible person.

[Jericho]

I have yet to get a call like that. I'm assuming it's because I'm an horrible person.
You strike me as the kind of guy who really burns a pussy bridge

[BIG PIZZLE]

Like napalm baby. It's actually easier to get broken up with than to break up. If I'm over a chick, I tend to continue fucking her while progresively treating her more and more as I please. This usually leads to 2 ends: 1) I get to do whatever the fuck I want while still getting my dick wet and 2) She musters up enough self respect inform me of how big a dick I am and never calls me again. It's really win/win provided that you can maintain an adequate level of poon on your dick. Only a couple times have I regretted my technique but I'm sure I will end up a sad and alone eventually.

[SammyKC]

Im glad your happy. Im thinking of becoming a monk myself. I aready have half the qualifications.

[WET HOT MESS]

You're like on the verge of a mental breakdown, aren't you?

[SammyKC]

You're like on the verge of a mental breakdown, aren't you?
Yes I am. Thank you for noticing.

[WET HOT MESS]

Join a kickboxing class or something violent you can take your anger out on.

[Face]

I just got the first season of Exo-Squad on DVD in the mail, and I have almost the whole long weekend off

I rule!

[SammyKC]

Im just feeling whiney. Sometimes I try so hard to be what others expect it shorts my brain out.

[WET HOT MESS]

You're like 41 and finally realizing how impossible that is? That's some patience you got there.

[SammyKC]

You ever seen Soldier? Theres a line in there. "Dont you feel anything" Fear. Fear and Discipline. Now? Always.

[medlar]

This is a Happy thread, but there is like an emo thread to get all that angst out.

[WET HOT MESS]

He's trying to make happy people feel happier.

[Kerjack]

What a thoughtful man

[medlar]

http://www5.pictures.zimbio.com/img/4ffc/QMaxim/197m.jpg

happy chicks

[SammyKC]

Sorry. I actually came here to feel happy. So this blonde goes to the Doctor. The doctor says youre pregnant. The blonde goes Is it mine?

[Kerjack]

He's trying to make happy people feel happier.

On that note:

I think I may have broken my toe

[Jericho]

jeeez

[SammyKC]

Hey... im tryin lol

[medlar]

try harder sam.

[Face]

so did jerry get laid or am I misinformed?

[SammyKC]

For your comedy relief Ill ask a question. As a NOOB Ive noticed that a lot of the avatars are women..and the members are men. So just for my general edification (sorry deadwood speak) shall I find a hot chick to use as a picture?

[WET HOT MESS]

You can put whatever you like. Personally, I'd finger myself over DeNiro's face.

[medlar]

so did jerry get laid or am I misinformed?

He said he <3 ed me last nite, so I'm going to say that's a likely affirmative.

[IdiotBrain]

I like how we have:
I just found out that I'm going to Las Vegas this Monday, and then to Hawaii the Sunday after that. Awesome.
I'm naked. :D
I got laid last night
oh yeaaaah
and
I am happy my gf wishes me to devirginate her this weekend.

Happy is an understatement.




and then we have this:
I just got the first season of Exo-Squad on DVD in the mail, and I have almost the whole long weekend off

I rule!


Dude face... I have no words.

[medlar]

I got happier reading my quote.

[Will-Kill]

I don't see whats wrong?
Exo-Squad was teh shit.

Oh and Jane naked, I suppose thats cool too.

[}{arlequin]

Oh and Jane naked, I suppose thats cool too.
jane naked make happy tarzan

[STDSkillz]

Who the fuck is Jane?

[WET HOT MESS]

We need some Tarzan porn up in this joint.

[IdiotBrain]

Or some Jane porn.

[STDSkillz]

We need some Tarzan porn up in this joint.
Happy to oblige.

[WET HOT MESS]

Jane doesn't have sex.

[medlar]

That must make dick sad.

[}{arlequin]

so it turns out the ex is happy she looked me up and invited me to visit. looks like there is a trip to thailand in my future. w00t

[Satan]

life is good ******

[Claydon]

i found out that I get to terminate a guy that I cannot fucking stand on Sunday.

This makes me extremely happy.

[Face]

you're firing yourself?

[}{arlequin]

so it turns out the ex is happy she looked me up and invited me to visit. looks like there is a trip to thailand in my future. w00t
check that.... after a phone chat turns out we can see each other sooner if we meet elsewhere, otherwise too many days are wasted on travel. so, it's paris in july. after that we'll see whether i go there or she comes here next. random sexing in europe = win

[Gary_Busey]

I signed on a new apartment. It's on a lake. I'm gonna need to buy some fishing equipment.

[Crack]

I'm starting graduate school in the fall w/o a B.A./B.S. Nanotechnology is the huuuuuuuuuuge hot-button. I can't believe how so many in my generation got their first exposure to "nano-machines" from "Metal Gear Solid."

My cousin is already way heavy in Biomolecular Chemistry, post grad M.D. M.S. M.A.

I'm slowly starting to conclude that a complete deprivation from GMF during a school semester opens up fantastical opportunities beyond our wildest imaginations....that we'd surely squander, if we were not to beat off "the monkey" on our backs influencing the circumstance that we experience.

After you're done beating the monkey off, he'll pass out and you can go back to whatever the hell you do...

[WET HOT MESS]

Who the fuck let you back in?

[Crack]

Pfft, I've been a goose over 5 years now. MBS '04 was the Golden Age, those that lacked the proper capacity to truly appreciate what it was during that time are granted no quarter as with the likes of you.

Do not interact with me ever again.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm on a boat!

[Gary_Busey]

How the fuck do you start Graduate school without graduating?

[Crack]

The old adage is true: Kings are not bound by their own rules.


This life is not about what you know...you follow?

[Gary_Busey]

So you're taking graduate level classes. That doesn't mean you're in graduate school, fucktard.

[Jericho]

Fucking Crack and his random bolding of phrases

[Crack]

I have no "no need" to work and as a consequence I can thoroughly pursue any field of study strictly for my own benefit as a human being. I also believe that if I adhere to my discipline, I will return untold benefits to mankind simply as a by-product of my actions.

I truly don't wish to pursue any specific "worth" to mankind, that I determine beforehand to simply be a pursuit of glory. PFFT! POPPYCOCK!

[BIG PIZZLE]

So you're getting stoned and stowing away in lecture halls.

[Gary_Busey]

Yet you feel the need to brag about going to grad school without a degree, which you really aren't?


Can your actions be suicide? Please?

[Crack]

You're missing the point, this isn't about me. Freedom from GMF grants untold success in your life!

[Crack]

So you're getting stoned and stowing away in lecture halls.


Getting stoned/drunk is really undesirable after you've had a FBO. :cool:

You do not wanna be out of it even 1%

[Gary_Busey]

You're missing the point, this isn't about me. Freedom from GMF grants untold success in your life!
I haven't quit GMF and I just graduated college and got a great job in my field of study before I even finished school. Your theory is garbage.

[WET HOT MESS]

Do not interact with me ever again.
OKAY!

[Face]

I wasn't aware that you'd ever interacted with him before... him spouting random babble and you telling him he's a psychotic assbag isn't really interaction to me

[WET HOT MESS]

Whatevuh.

*ghetto bitch hand gestures*

[medlar]

Yes im blowing my horn. Grad ceremonies, who'd have thought I'd be in the line up. If I were still in Ireland I'd have dropped out in grade nine.

Calculus and vectors 12 - 97%
Principles of math 12 - 93%
Biology/earth sciences 12 - 92%
Eng Lit 12 - 91%
Phys ed - 98% A!111 and a recoginition on the school soccer team.
Japanese 11- 56% ever since the hot student teacher left I just gave up.



That makes the honour roll and along with the glory a bit of cash in hand. $1500. ka-ching!

I think some celebration is in order.

[hatepoppy]

I haven't quit GMF and I just graduated college and got a great job in my field of study before I even finished school. Your theory is garbage.
2nd'e'd

[STDSkillz]

Damn dude, Calc TWELEVE?? I only had seven semesters of calculus.

[Face]

Damn dude, Calc TWELEVE?? I only had seven semesters of calculus.
how many semesters of spelling?

[STDSkillz]

Apparently not enough. *Marches back to school*

[medlar]

Damn dude, Calc TWELEVE?? I only had seven semesters of calculus.


I have a head for numbers, kind of rainman like considering it was pretty domant for the past eleven yrs. I just amaze myself.

[Face]

ya big dummy

[STDSkillz]

ya big dummy
Well, at least I'm not the only one who can't spell:
I have a head for numbers, kind of rainman like considering it was pretty domant for the past eleven yrs. I just amaze myself.

[WET HOT MESS]

K, medlar, now that you've passed, there's no need for me to naked tutor you.

[STDSkillz]

Medlar got naked tutoring!?? What the hell, Neeterz?! I needed naked tutoring many-a night.

[Face]

you're all worser spellers than I is

[medlar]

K, medlar, now that you've passed, there's no need for me to naked tutor you.


hey hey not so quick there. This is just the beginning now that we have covered the basics. I believe in continued education.

[STDSkillz]

I will remember this, Face.

[medlar]

Well, at least I'm not the only one who can't spell:

what? where? What did i misspell?

[STDSkillz]

Domant?

[medlar]

dominant, domain, dormant. that was it. Dormant.

[Face]

I will remember this, Face.
but of course you will, you are a gentleman of great character and integrity, and I would expect nothing less of you

cockfag

[STDSkillz]

I'm feeling the love.

[Face]

my pants are all sticky

[WET HOT MESS]

I <3 everyone here! Except for like 4 people, two of them are banned, two I hope get banned.

[STDSkillz]

Ooh, do tell.

[Jericho]

Anita hates the Banoness

[hatepoppy]

banon's a faggot.

[Jericho]

And that's why we are friends

[WET HOT MESS]

Ding ding ding!

[hatepoppy]

And that's why we are friends
so like, do you mean you and i are bc i called that louisiana faerie a faggot, or are yous twos friends bc he's gay?

[Face]

banon's a faggot.
no way man, banon is awesome, he told me so!

[Jericho]

so like, do you mean you and i are bc i called that louisiana faerie a faggot, or are yous twos friends bc he's gay?
You and me.


BEST friends!

[Face]

You and me.


BEST friends!
what about meeee???

[WET HOT MESS]

http://i41.tinypic.com/34dn23s.jpg

i r alien. little tipsy.

[Face]

this ought to be interesting

[mongo]

if anita turned into an alchy this forum would be hotter than 3 guys sucking 7 dicks.

[NOTKyle]

Mongy you're coming into NY this summer right?

Anita needs to make the trip. We'll drink wine and cheap beer until the sun comes up.

[mongo]

yeah. i'll be there this august.

mostly for the high class poon and skinny jean ogre dick.

[NOTKyle]

I'm sure the girl I'm staying with would sleep with you. I'm offering her up to ya.

[mongo]

what does her penis look like?

[STDSkillz]

ಠ益ಠ

[NOTKyle]

http://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpghttp://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpghttp://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpghttp://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpghttp://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpghttp://www.extrememoviecash.com/members/galleries/thumbs/thumb_71_88x88.jpg

[medlar]

It would make me unhappy if this thread were to be overrun by black cawk. More drunken Nitar pics otherwise:
Yes. Grad ceremonies
The only time I will be forced to wear a tie combo styling gay hair at any event.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/351984/gr.jpg

So. Fucking. Happy. I think.

[WET HOT MESS]

Congrats. You're old now.

[nothingman]

It would make me unhappy if this thread were to be overrun by black cawk. More drunken Nitar pics otherwise:

The only time I will be forced to wear a tie combo styling gay hair at any event.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/351984/gr.jpg

So. Fucking. Happy. I think.
Good job brother, life just gets easier and easier after graduation.

[medlar]

^thanks! Although I was told the opposite, now the hard work begins.



Congrats. You're so sexy and mature now.

:D

[Hannibal Lecter]

It would make me unhappy if this thread were to be overrun by black cawk. More drunken Nitar pics otherwise:

The only time I will be forced to wear a tie combo styling gay hair at any event.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/351984/gr.jpg

So. Fucking. Happy. I think.
Our little boy is growing up! I'm happy about that but I think I'm bored with my av.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Now I'm happy.

[medlar]

Yes I am dad! I am growing up!


An av change would do you good. I will never change my av. I get grown up feelings everytime I look at mine.

edit: nice one! asian skoolgirlz ftw.

[rje8686]

I'm happy!

[WET HOT MESS]

Who are you?

[Hannibal Lecter]

I am so mother fucking happy right now I could just explode.

[Face]

you think you're happy? I just spent 7 hours editing a 10 minute video that I've been trying to find the time to get done for a fucking month, I am god damned ecstatic!

[Jericho]

you think you're happy? I just spent 7 hours editing a 10 minute video that I've been trying to find the time to get done for a fucking month, I am god damned ecstatic!
This makes me frown

[Face]

I live to make you miserable

[Jericho]

more disappointed than miserable

[Gary_Busey]

I move into my badass new apartment tomm. Yay!

[Claydon]

Macallan 18 a sonic burger adult swim all in a small town in no where new Mexico. Yes..... Ftw!