OMEGLE SILLINESS v j00.oh [Archive]

Bastard

05-18-2009, 08:34 PM

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm sexy
Stranger: wow
You: how are you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: and you
You: sexy nice?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i am japan
You: I like roleplaying
Stranger: game?
You: a very sexy game
You: you be japan, I be godzilla!
Stranger: you male?
Stranger: female?
You: both actually
You: I'm twice blessed
Stranger: wow!!
Stranger: i want fuck with you
You: I'm also not wearing pants
Stranger: wow
You: you want what?
Stranger: you are body
Stranger: your body
You: like jesse the body ventura?
You: he was great in predator
You: you be the predator I'll be blaine
You: takes a bite of chaw
You: This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus
You: just like me
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Mustard

05-18-2009, 08:50 PM

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You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

You: English?

Stranger: i am male

Stranger: yes

You: Terrific

You: I hunt

Stranger: what?

You: Shoot animals

Stranger: oh nice

You: Mostly coons

You: Sometimes deer

You: Wanna go to africa?

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slore

05-18-2009, 08:52 PM

wtf happened to the other thread?

slore

05-18-2009, 08:53 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: from?

You: Texas

You: you

Stranger: korean

You: cool

Stranger: thanks

You: where in Korea?

Stranger: have you been to korean?

You: no

Stranger: sesoul

You: I love Korean food

Stranger: seoul

You: cool

Stranger: thankq

Stranger: we korean is great

You: yes

Stranger: the world will be ours in the future

You: I would enjoy that

You: I like OldBoy

Stranger: enjoy what?

Stranger: who?

You: the world belonging to you

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: yes,belonging to us

You: to the US?

You: it already does

Stranger: china was ours 100years before

Stranger: it will be ours too

You: china is slavelabour

You: they make Nike

Stranger: yes,you are right,so we must recapture this country

You: lets nuke it

Stranger: you are nice

You: you are lovely

Stranger: but it is ours

You: okay

Stranger: you should nuke our land

You: you dont want to trade China for Mexico and Canada?

You: no I like Korea

Stranger: thankq

You: we should make sweet love

Stranger: ofcos,it will be our trade

You: I love you

Stranger: tq

You: yw

Stranger: i think u s will be our biggest enemy

You: no

Stranger: ?

Stranger: why

You: I think it will be Syris

You: Syria

You: Cuz we like kimchee

Stranger: no,i hate Us

You: and seafood pancakes

You: thats so cliche

You: pick a new enemy

You: are you a man or woman?

Stranger: no,US is very strong,but we want to retrieve american land

Stranger: i am a girl

You: you can have Alabama

You: I am a guy

Stranger: oh

You: I am gay

Stranger: shit,i hate guy,Nausea

You: Are the gays popular in Seoul?

You: so youre a lesbian!

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: why not?

Stranger: no,i am not,i like man but gay

You: so you like me!

Stranger: yes,but you are a man

You: I like gay man butt too!

Stranger: how old

You: Im 37

Stranger: too ol

Stranger: d

You: for what?

Stranger: i am 19

You: so you dont have pubes

Stranger: shit

Stranger: gay is dump

You: ha

You: I love you if I was a lesbian like you I would bump your pussy right back into your stomach you silly fuck

You: take care my asian saur kraut!
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slore

05-18-2009, 08:53 PM

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Stranger: You are in a dark cave, obvious exits are NORTH, EAST. There is a CANDLE on the wall.

Stranger: What do you do?

You: I dont do D&D

You: I do buttsex

Stranger: You attempt to perform buttsex, when a raging goblin mauls you from behind and steals your anal virginity.

Stranger: You die from bloodloss.

Stranger: GAME OVER

You: were still here together

You: Im comfortable with you

You: lets spoon

Stranger: You attempt to spoon on the game over screen, when you remember that you just ate Burger King last night and have to take a mad shit.

You: You type too long silly

Stranger: GAME OVER AGAIN

Bizz

05-18-2009, 08:54 PM

Stranger: 1 Slore: 0

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:01 PM

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Stranger: whats up

You: omg hai

You: anita?

Stranger: what lol

You: are you a tranny admin on an obscure web forum?

You: it's name is anita and it llikes me

You: what should I do?

Stranger: prolly a bj and a toenail clipping

You: That's the best idea i've heard in ages

You: are you a ******?

Stranger: good good

Stranger: helllll no

You: ever ate your own cum?

You: I did the other day. It's not so bad

Stranger: i tried it once only because i was eating popcorn and had no salt

You: oh my god... Rich?

slore

05-18-2009, 09:02 PM

Stranger: 1 Slore: 0
Its all about perspective.
I think me and stranger have something real.
Im breaking out the Hell Kitty stationary.

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:03 PM

this one made me chuckle

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Stranger: hmm hello

You: white power?

Stranger: no not really

You: DIE DIE DIE

Stranger: mr clean though

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Mustard

05-18-2009, 09:04 PM

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Stranger: hi

You: hello there

Stranger: asl?

You: 27 m canada

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:08 PM

mark my words, imma get me a fun pedo talk goin

Mustard

05-18-2009, 09:11 PM

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Stranger: Hi im looking for a horny girl...

You: I like hockey, so this will suffice

Stranger: suffice?

You: no thanks, i don't do drugs

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Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:12 PM

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You: hai, asl??

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi,

You: hi

Stranger: where are you?

You: texass... you? asl??

Stranger: china,jiangshu.

You: Cool, how is Mao treating ya these days?

Stranger: I do not know ,sorry .

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someone got governpwnt

slore

05-18-2009, 09:13 PM

Novices.

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:14 PM

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You: *cough*

Stranger: your head was turned right?

You: no, enjoy your pinkeye

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Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:15 PM

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You: where the swine flu at?

Stranger: my home

Stranger: im sry

You: stop hamming it!

You: wokka wokka wokka wokkka

Stranger: wokka

You: fuck you

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Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:16 PM

ohl awdy i have me one on the line... give me a few mins

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:17 PM

im addicted

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:17 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi I'm looking for a horny girl..

You: Hi, I'm a horny girl.

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: lol

Stranger: name?

You: kewl

You: Joshua

Stranger: LOL

You: Short for Joshuaina

You: just go with it

Stranger: hhm

Stranger: nh

Stranger: nah8

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WET HOT MESS

05-18-2009, 09:20 PM

Hahah

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:21 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: cyber?

You: ummm... asl???

Stranger: male

You: 15f/tx ... wehre you fromm??

Stranger: california

Stranger: Do you know what cybering is?

You: browsin ingternet?

Stranger: Lol.

You: sorry for spelling

Stranger: It's alright.

Stranger: Do me a favor.

Stranger: If a guy asks you to cyber, say no.

You: why?

Stranger: It's something a beautiful innocent female like you deserve to never come across.

Stranger: Got it?

You: haha but that just makes it sound fun

You: fuck innocent!

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: Alright, but since you used the word "fuck" I'm assuming you're well known about sex.

Stranger: Cybering is online sex.

Stranger: Before you come to perverted conclusions - know that cybering isn't strange.

You: hahaha of cours I use fuck, it's my fave word

Stranger: It's not really sex at all - you're just helping the other person orgasm by putting images in their head.

Stranger: Do you understand?

You: ohhhhhh i know what yu're talkin bout now

Stranger: Have you done it before?

You: yea yea it's fun sometimes

Stranger: Have you ever had sex?

You: depends on if the other person is good

Stranger: Or had an orgasm?

You: haha maaaaaybe

Stranger: It's the internet.

Stranger: I'm just asking for precaution - not because I'm a pedophile or anything.

Stranger: Plus - nobody'll judge you.

Stranger: I don't know who you are.

Stranger: You sound lovely we can become friends but for cybering I rather not see you as a friend/ just a sex partner.

You: pedophile is 40year old dudes right?

Stranger: Lol.

Stranger: No, just anybody who is 18 and older who prey on kids younger than 18.

You: I ve had 30's so it's no bibby

You: *biggy

Stranger: Most people who are pedophiles are usually 40, but that doesn't mean all pedophiles are 40.

Stranger: Alright, lets start this.

Stranger: I'm rubbing oil on my six pack slowly down to my penis.

You: mmhm

Stranger: It's 6 inches long.

Stranger: I'm slowly feeling it from the tip to my pubes.

Stranger: You have to participate in this too.

Stranger: Otherwise I'll just sound gay.

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Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:22 PM

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Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: I'm Jessie

You: Hi Jessie, my name is Carl.

Stranger: Hi Carl!

Stranger: How old are you?

You: Got the prostate of a 78 year old, the heart of a 40 year old and the erection of a 20 year old.

You: Let's rock, baby.

Stranger: Haha, that still doean't give me your age

Stranger: *doesn't

Stranger: :P

You: Age is irrelavent, with my sexual prowless, I will take you to a place that cannot be defined by time. My penis and testicles with be one with Uranus *snicker*. I will spray my milky way all over your Nebulus.

Stranger: Haha, that is so corny!!! :P

You: I know, I'm so beany.

Stranger: So, it sounds like you're old and just don't want me to know your age. Haha. Just tell me. I got a bf so you aren't getting anything

You: *take's penis out of cd-rom*

You: whore

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Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:23 PM

mines better

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:24 PM

no, mine clearly is.

Bizz

05-18-2009, 09:24 PM

My good ones were deleted last night :(

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:25 PM

im gonna try and see how low on the age I can go before someone DOESN'T cyber with me

UNC

05-18-2009, 09:28 PM

You: hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: male china
Stranger: 18
You: can you pretend to be a 12 year old boy?
You: I'm intoi that
You: *into
Stranger: humm...OKAY\
You: Do you have pubes?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: and u?
You: How does it feel to live in a country full of people with liver failure?
Stranger: liver failure?
You: you're yellow, get it?
Stranger: fuck u
You: okay
You: now you're talking
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:28 PM

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Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

You: so....do you like.....stuff?

Stranger: yeah@!

Stranger: do you like ... things?

You: ughhh.....shyeah.....

You: i build gundam models....is that cool?

Stranger: Geoff?

You: Get off what? What the fuck man? Trying to take about fuckin building gundam models and shit and you freak out. Asshole.

Stranger: Hahaha

You: Douche

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Bastard

05-18-2009, 09:29 PM

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Stranger: Hey
You: THIS IS THE JERRIBEAR COMING AT U
Stranger: houuuu :P ..
Stranger: brb ok
You: NO
You: JERRIBEAR WANTS YOU HERE
Stranger: im back lol
You: the jerribear welcomes you back
Stranger: haha wel tnx jerribear
You: jerribear is my name
You: I will call you claydon aka sweet preserves
Stranger: okayy lol
You: let's get our jam on
Stranger: okay :P
You: the jerribear likes u
Stranger: claydon likes u too
You: claydon likes everyone
You: he's such a manslut
Stranger: ima girl
You: even better
Stranger: lol would jerribear have msn by anychance
You: I'll get msn if u want sweeetbunz
Stranger: yay
You: wat beez ur name?
Stranger: Lor
You: lor on msn?
Stranger: lol yeah my email is lorylagace@hotmail.com
You: cool
You: I'll email you
Stranger: ok
You: some pics of me
Stranger: ok
You: wat do u look like?
Stranger: im not tall im not short i have blond hair its not long either short and i have brown eyes and yeah
You: u sound hawt
Stranger: lol :P
Stranger: u
You: I'm a sexy ginger
Stranger: houuu :P
You: tall and big boned
Stranger: haha
You: and by big boned I mean big bonerz
Stranger: i kno lol
You: LET'S WRESTLE!
Stranger: okayyy !! :D
You: "BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX"
Stranger: hahah
You: I like u
You: will u be my friend?
Stranger: yes i will
You: yay!
Stranger: haha !!
You: I just know we will be best friends forever
Stranger: yes we will !! ..:P
You: just be gentle with me
Stranger: i will !
You: my last best friend left me
Stranger: omgg !! awhh \
You: his name was osumike
You: he was a giant blob
Stranger: ohhh hwell im wont do like himm !!
Stranger: i**
You: no one likes him!
Stranger: either do i
You: good
Stranger: :P
You: wait, u aren't fat r u?
Stranger: noo
You: phew
You: that's good
Stranger: im skinny but have big boobs
You: how big r your sweatermeats?
Stranger: not hugge but not small lol
You: wat size bra do you wear?
You: u do wear a bra don't u?
Stranger: c sumtin
You: oh ok
You: me too
Stranger: lol
You: as best friends forever we can trade clothes
Stranger: hah ayeahh :P
Stranger: ill give u my pink playboy thongg !
You: may I give u a gorilla mask?
Stranger: suree
You: i look great in pink
You: you like gorilla masks?
You: how many have you gotten?
Stranger: i no gorilla masks lol .. this wiill be my first
You: sweet
You: u will love it
Stranger: haha yeah i have a feeling i will
You: i'll wear my pink hitman wrestling tights during
Stranger: hhahah :P!!
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Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:31 PM

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You: I have a penis!

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Mustard

05-18-2009, 09:31 PM

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Stranger: rape choke

You: yes please

Stranger: squeese the shit outta ya

Stranger: then release

You: my you're a rough one

Stranger: squeese

You: would you like to make animal noises?

Stranger: better release

Stranger: there u go

You: i just did. in my pants.

Stranger: 5 min shower and change

Stranger: look pretty

You: then its on to chinese buffet

Stranger: no rape choke again

You: at the buffet?

Stranger: we eat after

You: can i bring my niece?

Stranger: fuk that we looked after her last week

Stranger: its me u time

You: well, if you say so

Stranger: ditch the niece

Stranger: i bring u to buffet

You: I'm gonna bring a camera anyway

Stranger: to the buffet

You: to photograph all of my victims

You: ...i mean food

Stranger: now be nice

Stranger: or u wont get dessert

You: i will get whatever i damn well please

You: i like futurama

You: and the new 10 dollar bills

Stranger: and

You: your milkshake, i drink it up

Stranger: i like chocalate raisins

Stranger: dont touch my milksahake

You: i have a bowling pin.

Stranger: oh u didnt

Stranger: damn that bag of urs holds a lot

You: yes, yes. sometimes i can fit an entire remote control car in it.

Stranger: lures

You: you're fun to talk to sweetheart. how big are your tits?

Stranger: well i aint worked out in a while

Stranger: ive lost my 5 yr prison body

You: flabby eh? well, i've had worse. does everything have to be about sex, or can we just talk and cuddle?

Stranger: not flabby really just gained a few pounds thats all from them fukn buffets u keep bringing me to

Stranger: and milkshakes

Stranger: my metabolism isnt as good as it used to be

You: I'm peeing in my diaper

Stranger: fuk not again

Stranger: 5min shower change and put this on

You: thats better

You: well, gotta go to chinese buffet. bye

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Jericho

05-18-2009, 09:33 PM

God damnit, Bastard

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:34 PM

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Stranger: hello

You: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Stranger: hmm, what does that mean?

You: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Stranger: okay

Stranger: I get it

You: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

Stranger: lol

You: In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Stranger: with the shape of an l

Stranger: ugh

Stranger: you beat me!

You: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I dont even like that song!

You: Back to the rule and I hit the ground running

You: Didn't make sense not to live for fun

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Le Goat

05-18-2009, 09:40 PM

omg omg omg omg omg i has a 13 yo chick on

brbfbi

Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:42 PM

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Stranger: hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Jamaica!

Stranger: wow

Stranger: cool

You: I know, it's pretty cool

You: Down with the brown?

Stranger: up with the purple

You: Ja-maikin me crazy!

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Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:43 PM

im probably posting way too many of these here, but i do not care.

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: als plz

You: Al's? Like, you want me to give you multiple persons named Al? I don't understand.

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Mustard

05-18-2009, 09:47 PM

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You: Hi, I'm the old priest

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I DONT LIKE PRIESTS

You: Can I touch you inappropriately?

Stranger: well im a girl

Stranger: im sure you prefer guys?

You: I'll be gentle

Stranger: well it depends

You: no no, i'm equal opportunity

Stranger: which areas gives you pleasure? *innocent*

You: I like starting with the hair, and working my way down.

Stranger: okay :D

You: well, enough about me, what stereotypes do you prefer?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: fundementalism? down with science?

Stranger: evolution is wrong?

You: All I know, is that I don't know. Do you like ice cream?

You: I really like ice cream.

You: Hey stranger, can I ask you a personal question?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: and yeah, i lovee ice cream

Stranger: especially cookie dough! <3

You: Will you bathe in ice cream, with me?

Stranger: LOL;

Stranger: AHAHAHA

Stranger: you still a priest though? D:

You: Its a dream of mine

You: I'm getting on in my years, and nobody will do it.

You: The other dream I have is to dress up in a gorilla suit and play doctor. Just once.

Stranger: those are some

Stranger: colorful dreams you got

Stranger: i guess i'll let that bathing in ice cream dream come true... it's the least i can do

Stranger: especially to a sweet stranger as you

Stranger: xD

You: I'm a bit of an old queen, stuck in my clergy. i do good, but i have my... fetishes.

You: i'm not sexual though, they're just my way of making things in life easier.

Stranger: suuuuureee

Stranger: keep thinking that

You: now i'm sad. i think i'm gonna hang myself now. goodbye cruel world.

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Spanky

05-18-2009, 09:48 PM

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You: come here often

You: ?

Stranger: Is that a line?

Stranger: Are you using lines?

You: no, a line is straight

You: im gay as shit

Stranger: I wasn't aware that shit had suddenly become a homosexual conceit.

Stranger: As an aside, isn't John Barrowman wonderful?

You: You're deep.

You: Like, DEEP, ya know?

You: yeah yeah, John Barrowman, whatever, what do you do for fun?

Stranger: I gamble.

Stranger: I fight.

Stranger: I watch musicals.

Stranger: I do it all.

You: Well....

You: You just gambled on a fight to not sound gay and LOST.

You: kill yourself.

You have disconnected.

Mustard

05-18-2009, 09:55 PM

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: taco or burrito?

Stranger: sex

You: inside or outside?

Stranger: inside

Stranger: and deeper

You: which way do you point?

Stranger: front

You: Do your sex parts hang, or do they look good?

Stranger: good

Stranger: ur?

You: They hang. not too far though.

Stranger: straight actually

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: how old are u?

You: Depends? How old are you?

Stranger: 22

Stranger: u?

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

Stranger: boy

Stranger: u?

You: lizard

Stranger: hehe

You: I'm an alien. I'm going to find you. Good luck.

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 10:01 PM

I'm way too good at playing a 12yo --

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Stranger: hola

Stranger: there

You: hiii

Stranger: como estas
?

Stranger: hi

You: asl??

Stranger: 24 m istanbul

Stranger: senin
*

Stranger: ?

Stranger: Turkiye ..

Stranger: yous?

You: 12/f/us

You: where's turkiey??

Stranger: is in the intersection of asia and europe

Stranger: near greece..

Stranger: you know greece right?

You: lol yess

Stranger: you re too young to log in here..how did you find this

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: you know greece but not know Turkey.?

You: i dunno. link from sumwhere hahaha

You: yup. greece is full of Sparta and Athens and stuff. I like that.

You: ohhhhhhh Troy is there too, right? i KNOW TURKIEY!! HAHHA

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah..

Stranger: troy..in CANAKKALE

Stranger: where do you know troy?

You: darmok and jalad at tanagra... right?

You: ummm... history

Stranger: are you kidding with me?what kind oof 12 yo child you are

Stranger: haha

Stranger: oh..

Stranger: im surprised

You: i like history. it's funnn

Stranger: relly..20 year old people doesnt know it

Stranger: yeah

You: im smart :)

Stranger: it seems..

Stranger: :)

You: so what do we do on this thingy???

You: my cam got taken away so im boooooored

Stranger: hoh

Stranger: who took it?

Stranger: take it back

Stranger: and dont get bored

Stranger: just sleep

Stranger: :D

Stranger: it is almost 5 am in here

Stranger: we can only chat here

Stranger: nothing to do

You: mom took it. she thought i was getting naked on it hahaha... she never caught me!!!

Stranger: and when you close the window,you cant connect to same person..

Stranger: hahaha so

Stranger: is she mad?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: sorry but..

Stranger: :D

Stranger: you re ot getting naked..

You: nah, she never saw me. just thought she did! hhahaaha :p

Stranger: hehe but los of children does it,i know..i read and see on news so she might get fraid of it

Stranger: haha

Stranger: dont care

Stranger: you dont need to have cam

Stranger: yu cansurf:D

Stranger: then

Stranger: are you really 12?

You: yup yup up

Stranger: ok ok

Stranger: so wher are you in us?

You: south lol

Stranger: texas?

Stranger: do you hav brothers or sisters ? haha i guess you re getting bored much

Stranger: true?

You: haha yessss

You: no bros or sises

Stranger: you re only one

You: just a big room with nothin to do

Stranger: hahha where is your mom?

Stranger: oh meet with your friends..

Stranger: :D

Stranger: do o you use msn or similar?

Stranger: log in to there

You: friends all gotta be up early! booo... mom is asleep lol

Stranger: you get bored here more

Stranger: heha

You: what's on msn?

Stranger: i dont know you can talk with your friends there

You: they're all losers lol

Stranger: why ?are you sure about losers?

Stranger: :D

You: cuz they arent as wild as me!!!!!!

You: Dear Sir/Madam,

We have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important: Please answer our questions! The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
Federal Bureau of Investigation-FBI-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spanky

05-18-2009, 10:04 PM

fucking lol. wow.

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 10:06 PM

too many nights in the chat rooms. I knew it would serve me well one day

Spanky

05-18-2009, 10:06 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I don't get it.

You: I really don't either

Stranger: i mean, if anything, this is just a resource for procrastinators

You: or masturbators

Stranger: yea but what are the odds of cybering with someone on this

You: just did

You have disconnected.

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 10:11 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: I love kids

You: omg me too

Stranger: younger the better

Stranger: they dont scream as much

Stranger: you still there sweetie?

You: Dear Sir/Madam,

We have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important: Please answer our questions! The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
Federal Bureau of Investigation-FBI-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 10:12 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: are you a lil girl?!?/

Stranger: hey

Stranger: no

You: shit!

You: what are you!>!>!

Stranger: 18 m

You: ew fag

You: do you like dicks>?

Stranger: yes, because im male im a fag...

You: fuckin homoes

Stranger: your logic is incredible

You: my logic is flawless

You: its the gays that are fucked

You: in the butt, actually

You: i ike you tho

You: like*

Stranger: where did you get the idea that I was gay?

You: lollocaust

Stranger: thug aim.

You: it was your hair

You: why do i look gay?

Stranger: not really

NOTKyle

05-18-2009, 10:19 PM

This shit is hilarious.

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 10:23 PM

You: omg my sister is in the hospiptal

Stranger: oh hai random stranger

You: and theres nothing i can do

You: and all i want to do is just vent

Stranger: vent away my dear friend!

You: and its embarrassing so i cant tell anyone i know

You: it;s just

Stranger: and jennifer totally shot her

You: whos jennier

Stranger: and lik eoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh hh

You: oh great

You: jesus christ

Stranger: like TOTALLY!

You: here i am about to kill myself and all you can do is make jennifer jokes

Stranger: ha ha

Stranger: well

Stranger: tough luck chuck

You: the least you could do is take me seriously internet fag

You: oh btw

You: asl?

Stranger: yes

You: im 22 f IN

Stranger: i'm A Sexy Lady

You: maybe cyvering would help>?

Stranger: <3

You: ive never cybered w a girl before

You: is that like, bicybercsexual?

Stranger: i have seeing as i have a PENIS

You: oh wow well ok then

You: i like those!

Stranger: well STFU

You: how old are you?

Stranger: becuase it's for my boyfriend

Stranger: ha!

You: so youre gay>?

You: thats like so gross you shouldnt be gay

Stranger: holy shit! no way?

Stranger: I'm gay?

You: umm yah hullo

Stranger: did you have to ask Sherlock Homles that one

Stranger: or did you fiure it out yourself

You: sherlock homeless?

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: straight people are dumbasses

NOTKyle

05-18-2009, 10:25 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: 13/m/tuscany

You: BIG DIX 4 U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is actually the best website ever.

NOTKyle

05-18-2009, 10:27 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: cyber sex

You: OKAY

Stranger: asl?

You: 4/m/brooklyn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spanky

05-18-2009, 10:30 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I would like to give my heart to you.-

You: lol, okay

Stranger: coooool!

Stranger: w r u from?!

You: ill tell you in a minute, lol....

Stranger: YEHYEH!

You: first we need to talk about you giving me your heart, that is so sweet!

Stranger: thx

You: okay, we need to do this right

Stranger: OKOK!!

Stranger: TELL ME!!

You: you get the goats and start draining their blood for the ceremony, ill gather the orcs to secure your body to the alter and apply the leeches to purify your blood

You: now, i use the dagger of lord satan to extract the heart!

You: yay, this is fun, lol!

Stranger: what..

Stranger: you so crazy

You: shhhh.....shh.....dont move....

Stranger: Whoaaa!

You: thx

You have disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 10:43 PM

Stranger: please

Stranger: be

Stranger: u lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the gameu lost the game

Stranger: bitch

You: can i meat your spin?

Stranger: what do you mean

You: what game are u talking about?

You: this is mine

You: http://www.meatspin.com

You: its fun!

Stranger: how about

Stranger: i fuck your mom

Stranger: like last note

Stranger: *nite

Stranger: she moaned

Stranger: so majesticly

You: butthurt like a lil girl

You: gglz

You: fuckin retard never heard of meatspin

Jericho

05-18-2009, 10:44 PM

Poppy, u totally lost the game.

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 10:46 PM

chan pwnt you

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 10:49 PM

who is chan and who pwnt what now?

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 10:49 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heyyyyy

You: tequila!

Stranger: WTF?

You: im drinkin!

You: wooooo!

You: asl?

Stranger: 17 F AUS

Stranger: u?

You: 25 M US

You: what are you lookin for on omegle?

You: im a cop

Stranger: cool come here

You: why?

You: you been bad?

Stranger: yes very bad. I need to be punnished

You: mmmmm im gonna tie you down

You: cut off all circulation to your right leg

You: so much so that i can sever it without the blood loss being critical

You: i need your femur

You: i want to completely strip the flesh from your femur and fuck your sweet aussie pussie with your own bluddy legstump

You: you ever want to be stumpfucked, love?

You: no bc youre baaad

You: and u need to be punished

You: if youre good i wont take ur arm

You: your radius and ulna are like a built in pink n stink combo falcon punch

You: mmm do you like my dirty talk baby?

Stranger: okay u just took that wayyyyyyy toooooo farrrr!!!!!!!! C ya

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 11:02 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI

You: i love you

You: are you a girl?

Stranger: no

Stranger: what about u

You: nope

You: DAMMIT

You: i went and got gay

Stranger: FUCK

You: might as well.

Stranger: where are u from

You: mexifornia

You: u?

You: i dont like brown ppl btw

You: are u brown?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jericho

05-18-2009, 11:07 PM

I just tried one being kerjack and weirded myself the fuck out

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 11:08 PM

pics or it didnt happen.

Spanky

05-18-2009, 11:13 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: girl?

You: where?!?!?1

Stranger: are you female?

You: no, i thought you just saw one and you were letting me know

You: sigh....

You have disconnected.

Spanky

05-18-2009, 11:15 PM

lol, same guy

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: female?

You: where??!?!!?

Stranger: are you?

You: am i what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Syndicate

05-18-2009, 11:20 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i have no idea what to say
You: all i know is you better not be a dude that wants to cybersex me
You: if you are i will find you and kill you
You: dead in the face
You: i'm smart
You: i know where you live
Stranger: who are u?
You: just some random person
You: do you like black people?
Stranger: why don't like
Stranger: I am from Asian
You: like china?
Stranger: yes, I am chinese
You: sweet.. that's like communism right?
You: how's that working out for you?
Stranger: that's fine
Stranger: where are u
Stranger: boy or girl
You: i live in the middle of the US.
Stranger: you like to kill someone?
You: why? what you thinking? international massacre?
Stranger: that sound like ible

Le Goat

05-18-2009, 11:21 PM

goat did it

NOTKyle

05-18-2009, 11:33 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: brb

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 11:42 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: tits or gtfo

Stranger: tits?

You: yeah

You: thats spanish for shitburgers

Stranger: it means boobs, i know...

Stranger: but i'm choosing tits i guess?

Stranger: actually fuck that

Kerjack

05-18-2009, 11:46 PM

I just tried one being kerjack and weirded myself the fuck out

My being is too awesome for capture.

Jericho

05-18-2009, 11:47 PM

Well,you should be ashamed of yourself

hatepoppy

05-18-2009, 11:53 PM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: gmf?

You: gmf?

You: gmf?

You: gmf?

You: gmf?

Stranger: gmf?

You: gmf?

You: gmf?

You: totally

Stranger: wtf is gmf?

You: gay mouth fuck!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: uh

You: fuckin sped

Stranger: do you have a vagina?

You: six, actually

You: two dogs, two daughters, one wife, one of my own

Stranger: yeah it'd be gay but it's not really fucking if you have a vagina -_-

You: how many vaginas hast thou?

Stranger: one.

Stranger: my own

Stranger: well

Stranger: and the dog i guess if you're counting

You: dogs have two

Stranger: dogs have one?

You: i said two, learn to read

You: fuck

Stranger: then you miscalculated.

Stranger: You have 8.

You: motherfucker how do you know i didnt cut one of my dogs's vaginas off?

You: she had clit cancer!

Stranger: O.o

You: i kno, hot rite?

Stranger: Why would -you- cut one off.

You: im an amateur veterinary OBGYN

Limp

05-19-2009, 12:01 AM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUNNIES?!

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 12:03 AM

claydon ratted us out so we had to delete em for a while.

Bizz

05-19-2009, 12:04 AM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUNNIES?!

Server crashed. I lost mine too. :(

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 12:05 AM

Server crashed. I lost mine too. :(
YOU RUINED THE WHOEL THING!!!! GOLLL!

Limp

05-19-2009, 12:06 AM

I fucking hate Claydon... Give me two taters and get rid of Claydon

Bizz

05-19-2009, 12:09 AM

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: i'm so fucking HORNY I COULD RAPE YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN

You: right in the face

Stranger: you ever had a rape party?

You: should i?

Stranger: yes its what the juggernaut does

You: nerd

You have disconnected.

NOTKyle

05-19-2009, 12:10 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: i'm about to go to bed

You: tell me a story

Stranger: Happy? Sad? or one that just happened that makes me want to shoot myself in the face?

You: whatever trevor

Stranger: Well, I'm an 18 year old guy.

Stranger: I've been dating this girl for two years.

Stranger: I broke up with her because the relationship started to fall apart

Stranger: and i asked her to tell me everything once it was over

Stranger: because she cheated on me for 9 months

Stranger: and i was aware of it the whole time

Stranger: and kept calling her on it

Stranger: and she's all, "no, no, it's over!"

Stranger: but sure enough, it wasn't.

Stranger: fucked him.

Stranger: she dumped me for him

Stranger: then had me drive her to her her 18th birthday

Stranger: where she got her tattoo we'd been planning for a while

Stranger: and then fuck him some more.

Stranger: well

Stranger: turns out.

Stranger: she got pregnant.

Stranger: and she lost the baby after a month

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

w. t. f.

WET HOT MESS

05-19-2009, 12:12 AM

it's like you got pwnt.

Jericho

05-19-2009, 12:12 AM

Don't ask for stories you can't handle,man

NOTKyle

05-19-2009, 12:14 AM

Weakest fairy tale ever.

Limp

05-19-2009, 12:20 AM

Anyone got skype??

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey you

You: Please ask me for cybersex....

Stranger: okay

Stranger: asl first

You: f/texas

Stranger: m austria

You: u

Stranger: you could even watch me on webcam if oyu want

Stranger: but my webcam only works on skype

You: now your talkin

Stranger: don't ask me why not on msn

You: i don't have skype but can get it

Stranger: do that

You: give me your skype info

Stranger: drfeelgood2005

You: alright...

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 12:20 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: WARNING: I AM NOT OVER 18

You: wanna play?

Stranger: what kinds

You: fun kinds

You: you know

Stranger: i don;t know

You: you can say it

You: i think we both knoiw

Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You: you want my hot

You: pink

You: wet

Stranger: i hate black

You: sloppy dick in ur mouth

You: fuck *******

You: i cum and i cum and i cum in ur faces

You: and in ur feces

Stranger: shut up -.-)

Stranger: relax

You: ohhhhmmmmmm

You: ohhhhhhhmmmmmm

You: in w the peachy clean wonderful air, out w the poison green noxious air

You: woooooosaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

You: ok im relaxed so lets now fucking

Stranger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Stranger: which country ?

Stranger: american?

You: yes

You: u?

Stranger: secret

You: taliban!

You: AHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

You: dont kill me!

Stranger: be careful

You: are they watching?

You: who are they

You: who are you

You: zomg im freakin the fuck out man

You: its like mel gibson and captain picard and shit

Stranger: Dark alley...... be careful

You: youre totally harshin my mellow, cuz

You have been disconnected.

Limp

05-19-2009, 12:49 AM

Stranger: hellooo

You: please say you are a guy looking to cyber...\

Stranger: umm pardon?

Stranger: yeh lol ; )

You: thank god

You: lots of prudes on tonight

Stranger: i am 17 but that okay

You: 17/m?

Stranger: yeh male haha

Stranger: are you male of female?

You: male... can I be on top first?

You: I wanna feel your butthole tear as I stick it in dry

Stranger: omg are you gay cause im bi !!

You: sweet

Stranger: hmm not really the way i like it

You: Can I use your tears as lube? I am into domination

Limp

05-19-2009, 12:54 AM

Stranger: are u hot?

You: very

You: you?

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: nicee

Stranger: m

Stranger: asl?

You: niceee

You: i'd rather not say... is it really important
?

Stranger: yeah kinda

You: texas, you?

Stranger: california

Stranger: can i c a pic?

You: ladies normaly come first.. unless it is pics online

You: you first

Stranger: ok....

Stranger: http://media.photobucket.com/image/micael/inesSantos7/mica.jpg?o=0

Stranger: now u

Stranger: ......

You: are you a mexican?

You: ew...

Stranger: from california

You: california doesn't have white people anymore?

Stranger: i just got a tann

Stranger: now ur pic?

You: sorry... i don't cyber with dirty messican'ts

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 12:56 AM

fuckin lame pb acct

Mustard

05-19-2009, 12:57 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: I ain't no holla back girl

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: that shit is bananas

You: bananas is word

You: how's it going?

Stranger: the bird is the word

Stranger: going good

You: good to hear

Stranger: i'm looking for an aquaintance

Stranger: I spelled thast wrong

You: yes. yes you did

Stranger: DeeAnn?

You: Close. This is CeeAnn.

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: I know it's you

You: Sorry, I lied

Stranger: because I said that to you last

You: But still, i'm afraid I am not DeeAnn. At least I don't think I am. I guess anything is possible.

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: I'm not convinced

You: would DeeAnn talk about birthing a dolphin, then setting it on fire?

Stranger: totally

You: Oh. well shit

Stranger: that is SOOO her

You: How can I convince you I'm not DeeAnn?

Stranger: I guess you can't

Stranger: You can only convince me that you are.

You: Wait, ask me a question only DeeAnn would know the answer to, and then I will get it wrong.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: there's the rub

You: I won't lie, I promise *crosses fingers*

Stranger: see?

Stranger: there you go again!

You: Its really hard to type with my fingers crossed.

Stranger: hahhaha

Stranger: I'll bet

You: Ok, whats the question

Stranger: let me think of a goood one

Stranger: *thinking*

You: Ok, I'm gonna sit here and think about going to the morgue and playing poker with the corpses.

Stranger: What did you leave on my doorstep when you drove through town but didn't say HI

You: Oh, well thats simple. I left a Travelocity gnome with a KKK hood on it.

Stranger: you sandbagged that question

You: I like sandbagging. Its pretty awesome in flood prone areas.

You: Ok yeah, so I did sandbad the question.

Stranger: Sinbad?

You: Honest truth, I have no idea where your town is. For all I know, you live in an apartment with no doorstep.

Stranger: That's because you didnt stop by

Stranger: You only CLAIMED to leave me something

You: But it was stolen? Who would steal a present on a doorstep?

You: When was the last time you went to PF Chang's?

Stranger: it was a few months ago

Stranger: but I go to Pei Wei a lot

You: What is Pei Wei?

Stranger: A small offshoot of PF Chang's

Stranger: Cheaper, more casual

You: Ahhh, I see. PF Chang's is pretty cheap tho.

Stranger: same food though

You: I'm sure its because they only serve low grade cat, dog, and sewer rat.

Stranger: with cashews, even

You: yo, FUCK cashews

You: I hate em

You: They make me want to cheat on my spouse

Stranger: ha

Stranger: why so?

You: Because one time i ate cashews and they were laced with some drug. I ended up sleeping behind a kiddy pool, naked, and i felt violated.

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: I kinda remember that

Stranger: I think I put too much drug on them

Stranger: sorry 'bout dat

You: Thats ok. its understandable, to mix up kilograms with miligrams.

Stranger: Kelsi just posted after you

You: Who is Kelsi? Is she good looking?

Stranger: She's beautiful.

Stranger: As you all are

You: I feel dirty.

Stranger: don't feel dirty

You: The only treatment is more shock therapy

Stranger: connect the wires and plug me in

You: You seem to type english pretty well. Can I assume you live in the US?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I live in the next state

Stranger: but you know that

You: The next state?

You: Which way?

Stranger: over from you

Stranger: where your sister lives

Stranger: but in the next city

You: my sister lives with my mother still.

Stranger: your other one

You: Oh, that one. Yeah... about her. She died. It was tragic.

You: ...

Stranger: Shit

Stranger: I'll send flowers

You: LOL Just kidding, she's still a prostitute.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: you got me

You: I sure did. You lost the game.

You have disconnected.

Limp

05-19-2009, 01:09 AM

Look at the note that pops up when you act like the FBI

Dear Sir/Madam,

We have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important: Please answer our questions! The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
Federal Bureau of Investigation-FBI-

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 01:09 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: gi

Stranger: hi*

You: hi*

Stranger: asl

You: 25 M boner

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kerjack

05-19-2009, 01:13 AM

Look at the note that pops up when you act like the FBI

Way to keep the internet safe OMEGLE!

Mustard

05-19-2009, 01:17 AM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 27 m cow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking asshole. Does he not know I reside in a cow?

BIG PIZZLE

05-19-2009, 01:23 AM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi?

Stranger: how are y

Stranger: u

You: this is not real

Stranger: no

Stranger: is an illusion

You: you are a robot

Stranger: no

Stranger: i build robots =D

Stranger: but im not a robot

You: robots build robots

Stranger: no

Stranger: you are junkie

You: nice try, robot

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: probably you are a robot

You have disconnected.

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 01:25 AM

Argh, I just lost the game.

BIG PIZZLE

05-19-2009, 01:27 AM

I dont like this type of internet.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u gay/bi guy w/pics?

You: totally

Stranger: aagr

Stranger: age*

You: 47

Stranger: 20

You: so

Stranger: i love being dominated

You: what about jesus?

Stranger: ¿

You: like the son of god

Stranger: what

Stranger: he a bitch

You: but he died for your soul

Stranger: well then i can suck his dick to pay him

You: i dont think he'd be into you

You: he likes chicks

Stranger: he'll love my bj

You: i think i just threw up

Stranger: im horny u know?

You have disconnected.

Bizz

05-19-2009, 01:31 AM

Argh, I just lost the game.

My new game is getting people to check out mylazysundays (http://www.mylazysundays.com)

Kerjack

05-19-2009, 01:31 AM

That is Hanover's bit you bit stealer.

:shun:

Kerjack

05-19-2009, 01:32 AM

oh nevermind.. I thought this was OT. COntinue.

Bizz

05-19-2009, 01:32 AM

It's a great site. I give him all the credit.

BIG PIZZLE

05-19-2009, 01:33 AM

do not want.

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 01:34 AM

My new game is getting people to check out mylazysundays (http://www.mylazysundays.com)
Lolz, that was awesome.

Mustard

05-19-2009, 01:36 AM

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: y halo thar

Stranger: say it aint so0o0o0o0o0o

You: it is so. my condolences

Stranger: oh well

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: well all float on anyway

Stranger: i doooo

Stranger: i should fuck this girl that lives near me

You: do you have a taco, or a burrito?

Stranger: i think i shuld just go over there rite now

You: do it.

Stranger: K brb

Stranger: rejection

You: ouch

Stranger: swallow sadness

You: you lost the game.

You have disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 01:40 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 25 m boner u?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 21/M/Kor

Stranger: where is boner?

You: in my PANTS!

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: What's that

You: wher ethe fuck is roym when i need her

Stranger: ah !! your dick

You: these gooky ass slopers is e

You: verywhere

Stranger: fOh fuck

You: oh fuck

Stranger: you suck

You: is fun

You: you yellow

Stranger: so what

You: are you like 48 cm tall?

Stranger: that's my dick

Stranger: fucler

Stranger: fucker

You: more like 4.8 cm

You: OHHH I GOT U GOOD FUCKER

Stranger: shut up

You: NO U!

Stranger: how tall you R?

You: six foot mothafuckin six, bitch!

Stranger: just

Stranger: tell me in cm

You: appx 195

Stranger: fuck U

Stranger: i am 2m

Stranger: asshole

Stranger: my dick is 27

You: does 2m = gay in korea slopeytown?

Stranger: you R playing like kid

Stranger: that't U

Stranger: i think you R mad

You: you ar kid like ass fuck

Stranger: 병신새끼

You: watashi no senko wa bu tsu ri ga ku desu

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: is that your native language?

Stranger: looks like giggling

You: oui je parle la japonais

Stranger: watashi fuck ass U senki par qwjs aslkjc?

Stranger: ois sjo sjil ajas?

You: mind if i whack off?

Stranger: is that correct?

You: you are fag time

Stranger: i don't mind

Stranger: you come here

Stranger: i will just knock U

You: does that mean blowjobs?

Stranger: I think

Stranger: i need to slap your face

You: ..with ur DICK!

You: amirite?

Stranger: amirite?

Stranger: what does that mean?

You: am i right

You: are you fucking retarded?

Stranger: ah

Stranger: i understood

You: gookity wonton chang show chong

Stranger: i THink your girf is right hand right?

Stranger: always mastervate

Stranger: hahaha

You: completely, but only into the eyes of korean widows

You: i spray my american cum of freedom justin into dirty slopey commie pinko eyes

Stranger: that's what you thought

Stranger: i have Girf

Stranger: white girl

Stranger: she is awsome

Stranger: but smelly

Stranger: l

Stranger: cheese smeel

You: we cant all smell like curried yak piss

Stranger: smell

Stranger: so

Stranger: maybe you R criminal

You: omg!

Stranger: Or fucking retarded

You: can it b both?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: That's you

You: criminally retarded

Stranger: just open your eyes and look at you

Stranger: oh poor

Stranger: i am wasting time on you

Stranger: talking with trash like

You: there once was a ugly korean

You: who made a good habit of peein

You: in his own soup cup

You: so he could lap up

You: the pis that he wished was european

Stranger: i think he is not Korea

You: you got guvkin poppy'd whore

Stranger: korean

Stranger: he is chinese maybe

Stranger: I want to know where U from

You: im from nibiru

Stranger: FuckU

You: ok

Stranger: i am from Mars than

You: arent we all?

Stranger: all what

You: yes

Stranger: you are funny really

You: no u

Stranger: you like clown

Stranger: but i like U

Stranger: cause U gave me lot of fun hahah

Stranger: i learned that your mouth is really dirty

Stranger: a

Stranger: bye chick

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 01:54 AM

Stranger: hiiii

You: hiii

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiii

You: mmmm

You: you sound hot

Stranger: i am hot

You: thats hot

Stranger: i know right

You: totally

You: asl?

Stranger: 17 f california

Stranger: and youuu

Stranger: hottie

Stranger: haha

You: 25 m boner

Stranger: lol cool..

You: my nipples are hard 2

Stranger: eeh

Stranger: turn off

Stranger: haha

You: what about the herpes?

Stranger: ha you are funny

You: and you are a man

6655321

05-19-2009, 01:55 AM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: haii sxc thang

You: omg hai!

Stranger: asl

You: 24/m/AWESOMETOWN!

You: *pulls out mega huge boner..

Stranger: weirdo

Stranger: im 11 male

You: *beats off furiously

Stranger: jokes

Stranger: im 19

Stranger: f

You: f?

Stranger: female

You: *puts boner away

Stranger: *feels horny

You: *not in the mood anymore

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 01:56 AM

Fucking lulz.

6655321

05-19-2009, 01:59 AM

this shiz is mucho fun.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 02:03 AM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: how are you

You: im ok

You: just jerkin off a bit

You: u?

Stranger: lols

Stranger: not too bad.

Stranger: where are you from

You: americatown

Stranger: choice

You: u?

Stranger: new zealand

You: so are you murray bret or jemaine?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: oh no.....

Stranger: there's more to new zealand than those guys

You: like hobbits and kiwis and panda bears ans the such?

Stranger: lol all but the pandas.

You: so tell me about your vagina

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hodge

05-19-2009, 02:12 AM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hAI

Stranger: Hi!

You: ASL?

Stranger: 18 m india..u?

You: wait...let's stay strangers

Stranger: does it matter

Stranger: i made loads of friends here

Stranger: finland china etc

You: it'll be like that time I sat on my hand...

Stranger: i am not a pervert like some

Stranger: huh?

You: and called it the stranger

Stranger: err....

Stranger: u sat on ur hand?

You: Different experiences man. You've got to be open minded

You: Or you can use the other hand...

Stranger: i inderstand..attained nirvana ;)

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: thanx

Stranger: i'll be open

You: Nah, that's too easy

Stranger: Of course LOL

Stranger: mebbe ur rite tho..

Stranger: ;)

You: ;)

6655321

05-19-2009, 02:14 AM

you two are cyberings right now! aren't you?

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 02:26 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: NICE to meet you

You: Hello

You: it's wonderful to meet you as well.

Stranger: Are you English people

You: Yes.

You: I'm guessing you are Asian?

Stranger: NO

You: Oh. What are you?

Stranger: I am china people

You: Uh...

You: Are Chinese people not Asian?

Stranger: SO maney English words,i forget it

You: I understand. Chinese is difficult.

You: You win.

You: Like a fox on a bridge under a car, y'know?

You: That's an American saying.

You: It means "What's mine is mine and what's his is his, but not quite."

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes ,Chinese is not hard

Stranger: but english is very hard

You: BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID BECAUSE THAT WAS A LOAD OF SHIT

You: YOU ARE A LYING ASIAN.

You have disconnected.

Mustard

05-19-2009, 02:34 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: a

You: eh

You: hello

You: how are you?

Stranger: what up

Stranger: good you

You: just petting my dog, watchin colbert report.

You: doin fine

Stranger: im petting my dog too

Stranger: i have a maltese

You: I have a bull mastiff. he is 3 years old, and weighs 220. He's a beast.

Stranger: damn i'd say

You: my food bill is retarded

Stranger: my dog id 5 months and weights 2.5 pounds

You: my dog could beat up your dog

Stranger: nah my dog can take your dog

You: i disagree

You: unless your dog is armed, he would lose.

You: but my dog is a gentle giant. he'd probably just do nothing.

Stranger: nahhhhh stella is a beast

Stranger: lol stella barks alot

You: Stella is a pretty gay name for a dog

Stranger: no its a beatuiful name

You: Naap. your dog is gay.

You: Like Michael Jackson

Stranger: whatever

You: I'm gonna steal your dog.

You: Then I'm gonna train it, Rocky style, he might be a badass then.

You: That is if I can train all of the homo out of it.

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: shes straight

You: She? You never said your dog was a chick.

Stranger: she is stella is a girl dog

You: My bad. So its you who is gay then.

You: Naming a male dog stella... fuck dude?

Stranger: no ima girl

You: Oh WTF? This is all wrong.

Stranger: what

Stranger: why

You: I need a drink

Stranger: you thought i was a dude

You: I had no idea girls knew how to spell.

You: this is madness.

Stranger: you are dumb

You: you ain't just whistlin dixie, sister

Stranger: what

Stranger: where are you from

You: Our dogs should hook up. I've got a video camera.

You: I'm from a town in Connecticut in the US.

You: But seriously, i have the camera.

Stranger: im from South carolina

You: Yeah see, now this is all just too much. People from South Carolina don't have electricity yet.

You: I know this.

You: I have National Geographic.

You: You can't fool me.

You: I'm a Republican

Stranger: wow i have electric and indoor plumbing

You: Bullshit.

You: Impossible

Stranger: im democrat

You: Fox News would never lie to me like this. I have it on good authority you're a witch.

Stranger: yeahhh...

Stranger: im black too

You: *faints*

You have disconnected.

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 02:42 AM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi^^

You: How are you?

Stranger: fine^^

Stranger: you?

You: I'm great^^

You: Am I supposed to do ^^ after every sentence?

You: Is it a cool game to play?

Stranger: what`s game?

You: God damn Asians.

You have disconnected.

6655321

05-19-2009, 02:52 AM

since when are silence of the lambs joke out?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello clarisse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mustard

05-19-2009, 03:01 AM

This was a conversation where I pretended to be an Indian, living in Taiwan, who is racist against Asians.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I'm not asian

Stranger: that's great???

You: are you?

Stranger: no im not

Stranger: but why does it matter?

You: oh thank christ

You: fuckers can't do english grammar for shit. makes me want to choke a bitch.

Stranger: well you can't really generalize all asians

Stranger: but anyways

You: sure i can.

You: I just did

Stranger: where are you from?

You: I'm from Taiwan.

Stranger: and you're not asian?

You: No. I'm Indian

Stranger: Indian from Taiwan, who speaks english, and hates asians

You: I work for a company on the phone. Its good work.

Stranger: interesting mix

You: You're a racist, aren't you?

You: I can tell.

Stranger: no i'm really not

Stranger: i thought you are actually lol

You: Was it something I said?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: it was when you said i'm not asian

You: That isn't fair. I was weeding out asians.

You: Hardly racist. Unlike you.

Stranger: that's actually very racist

You: How is that?

You: I'm pretty sure you're talking out of your ass.

Stranger: because you are discriminating against asian people, simply because you think they cannot speak english

You: I don't think that. I know that. I LIVE HERE!

Stranger: i have lived there to

Stranger: and it really depends on where you live

You: But its refreshing to spek with someone who lives in Europe for once.

Stranger: im not from europe lol

Stranger: im from Canada

You: Europe, America, whats the difference, its all the same.

You: I hear it on the phone every day.

Stranger: it's quite different

Stranger: if you've ever been there you would know

You: You've got me there, I haven't actually been to either place. But I talk to mostly english speaking americans and europeans every day

Stranger: so you're like a telemarketer?

You: No no no, I take inbound calls.

Stranger: oh ok

You: I'm in sales for a company called Sprint. Ever hear of them? They do telecommunications and whatnot.

Stranger: sprint

Stranger: yea i hear of them all the time

Stranger: they don't operate in canada

Stranger: but american commercials you hear them alot

You: Thats too bad. I thought canada had Sprint there.

You: In fact, I'm sure I've done business for canadians before. Maybe they aren't near you yet?

Stranger: yea maybe they're still back east

Stranger: im from vancouver, so on the west coast

You: That might explain it. Hard to say really. I don't have my sales info with me because I'm at home.

You: Do you play football?

You: Its my favorite sport. That and cricket.

Stranger: football, as in soccer, or football, as in american football?

Stranger: and i don;t play either

Stranger: don't*

You: Oh sorry, i meant soccer. i call it football, like everybody else on Earth does.

Stranger: yea, i know

Stranger: but football really doesn't matter to north americans

You: i don't understand that at all. its really fun.

Stranger: i'm not sure why either

Stranger: because a lot of people play it when they're little

You: I've played it ever since I was a kid. Nothing else to do. Played cricket too. But I haven't played that since I moved here.

Stranger: i used to live in New Zealand

Stranger: and i used to watch cricket sometimes

You: good on you. i'm glad somebody from america knows what cricket is. i swear, your continent doesn't know anything about the rest of the world... and I'm the racist? ok.

You have disconnected.

6655321

05-19-2009, 03:05 AM

fuckin pwnt!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup.

Stranger: hi. asl?

You: i'm a super mega awesome dude who likes to rock out wit his cock out.

You: u?

Stranger: i like to suck. :)

You: i'd noticed. your bringin the suck pretty hard right now.

You: *whips out massive penis.

You: wait, you're not a guy right?

Stranger: nope

You: continue..

Stranger: heh, are u a virgin?

You: yes, i've never even seen a pussy.

You: are you free of disease also?

Stranger: er yea.

You: you hesitated..

You: do you have gonnorrea?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: im a virgin

You: age/sex?

Stranger: 18.

Stranger: i alr told u my sex :)

You: are we gonna fuck or not?

You: *whips out semi hard massive penis

Stranger: wait. whats ur age?

You: old enuff to fuck.

Stranger: do tell.

You: 14

Stranger: ooh, small boy^^

You: haha

You: i've posted a pic here if you wanna check it out www.mylazysundays.com (http://www.mylazysunday.com)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

6655321

05-19-2009, 03:07 AM

i didn't get to tell them i was a dood!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

You: well hello..

You: i'm wearing super duper sexy panties.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

6655321

05-19-2009, 03:11 AM

this one bummed me out

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey you sexy thing

You: i'm so horny right now.

You: you again?

Stranger: i dunno

You: fuck

Stranger: hahaha

You: hahaha

Stranger: loooooooooooser

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Datači

05-19-2009, 03:32 AM

You: my balls are really sweaty.
Stranger: mine too
You: wanna hang out?
Stranger: sure

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 12/f/miami FLA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Datači

05-19-2009, 03:44 AM

Stranger: I want to help spread the word and work of Jesus Christ, do you have a moment to learn about Christianity?
You: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jericho

05-19-2009, 03:47 AM

Is omegle a new site? How did this become the hotness all of a sudden?

6655321

05-19-2009, 03:49 AM

it's soo much fun!

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 03:50 AM

Is omegle a new site? How did this become the hotness all of a sudden?
Yeah, it's not even two months old yet.

STDSkillz

05-19-2009, 03:55 AM

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: how are you?

Stranger: m cool.. howz u??

You: Poppy?

Stranger: whts tht??

You: Your twin.

You have disconnected.

hatepoppy

05-19-2009, 07:12 AM

i swear to shit i did nothing to alter the text below, short of wrapping quotes around it.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS CONNECTION IMPLODED?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: my cunts my cunts my lovely laty cunts

Stranger: check it out

Stranger: i drive these brother craazaay i do it on the dailaay i treat them really nicely

Stranger: they buy me all these somethings

Stranger: da da da da da da

Stranger: lalalalalala

Stranger: sexyy sexy sexyyy

You: im bringin sexy back.

Stranger: love justin timberlake

Stranger: are you male or female?

You: im a boy!

Stranger: haha

You: u?

Stranger: femalee

You: is the extra e for extra blowjobs?

Connection imploded.

UNC

05-19-2009, 07:17 AM

Huggie Smiles

05-19-2009, 12:28 PM

short but aggressive:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hiq

You: q?

Stranger: Asl??

Stranger: Q??

You: u said hiq

Stranger: What speak to language

You: language to communicate

Stranger: Fuck yo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Archetype

05-19-2009, 06:12 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: Is there a detective named McClane there?

Stranger: Yeah, he's everywhere.

You: No, Walter, he's not. Not today.

Stranger: Um.

You: Call me Simon.

Stranger: Hey Simon.

You: I want to play a game.

Stranger: K. Tic-tac-toe?

You: "Simon Says". Simon's going to tell Lt. McClane what to do, and Lt. McClane is going to do it. Noncompliance will result in a penalty.

Stranger: Alright then.

You: Another big bang in a very public place.

You have disconnected.

Nature's Folly

05-19-2009, 06:43 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: my balls are like two gargantan mellons

You: rub me

Stranger: how old are you?

You: your not rubbing me...am i not to your liking?

Stranger: no

You: i see

Datači

05-19-2009, 06:47 PM

You: tell me a secret
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: i want to lick womens feet
Stranger: and suck on them
Stranger: they turn me on
Stranger: never told a soul
You: that's cute. do you like black cocks?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: do u?
You: why the fuck not?
Stranger: im a guy
You: so?
Stranger: thats why
You: sooo?
Stranger: are u a guy or girl?
You: im a dude
Stranger: i like asian cocks
Stranger: the smaller the better
Stranger: for me atleast

Nature's Folly

05-19-2009, 06:48 PM

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ciao, darling

You: hello my love

Stranger: how's it going?

You: extremely well...the test came back negative!

Stranger: woohoo!

Stranger: test for what?

You: indeed

Stranger: or should i be afraid to ask...?

You: herpes

You: yes, yes you should be

Stranger: oh, well, glad that you dont have it!

You: yes yes, i mean seriously...the hiv was more than enough.

Stranger: D:

Stranger: i'm sorry!

You: i'm not.

Stranger: and why not?

You: I enjoy infecting others.

Stranger: ah, i see

Stranger: so do i

You: who doesn't?

You: I want the world to just be wiped out

You: And if i my penis can make that happen then so be it!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Nature's Folly

05-19-2009, 06:55 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: Donkey

Stranger: monkey

You: Cow

Stranger: it was a joke

You: Jello

Stranger: are you danish

You: I shit on the the danish...never call me a fucking dane!

Stranger: what happnned

You: They raped my mother and killed my father.

Stranger: and what is jello

Stranger: are u serious

Stranger: where are u from?

You: Jello is awesome, is what it is...i'm always serious

You: Next Door

Stranger: what is next door

You: Me

You: Watching you

You: Rubbing myself

You: Touch me please.

You: I'm almost there

You: I need you

You: so so bad

Stranger: touch and fuck your dead mother and i think she miss sex

You: I do

You: and i am

You: Can to join?

Stranger: no

You: The smell is intoxicating

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Nature's Folly

05-19-2009, 06:59 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: yo yo

Stranger: asl

You: 89/t/behind you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mustard

05-20-2009, 04:34 AM

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: helllo

You: Claydon is a worthless faggot. Agree or disagree?

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: idk

You: Agree or disagree?

You: go with your instinct.

Stranger: agree

You: You have chosen... wisely

Stranger: ok

You: You have won the internet. Congratulations

You have disconnected.

Datači

05-20-2009, 03:46 PM

...
Stranger: http://i43.tinypic.com/29egpax.jpg
Stranger: if u click on the other one, u will see itus the same
Stranger: but you're not gonna click on it
Stranger: im on the left, obviously
You: you don't look 15
You: you look older
Stranger: i know
Stranger: everybody tells me
Stranger: its kinda fun when im actually not old enough
Stranger: do i really look that old?
You: you don't look old. you just look older than 15
You: i'd say 18
Stranger: 18?!
You: 17 or 18
Stranger: im gonna tell my friend, she wont belief me
Stranger: but
Stranger: i havent seen yours jet
You: http://i44.tinypic.com/2r2ubs2.jpg
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mongo

05-20-2009, 03:52 PM

me > you

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: who the fuck is this?

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Datači

05-20-2009, 03:56 PM

You've got this repulsive aura around yourself.

mongo

05-20-2009, 04:02 PM

i've had my first convos on here today. pretty much i just pretend to be claydon the whole time.

mongo

05-20-2009, 04:24 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hola

Stranger: hey

You: sometimes i think i make my mom cry.

Stranger: why's that?

You: i don't knjow. i only get the feeling then i have more than one dick in my mouth at a time though.

Stranger: hm..

You: you know what i mean?

Stranger: not really

You: well then, sounds like you should be out living a little on not in front of your comp.

Stranger: :) you don't know nothing about me...so take your advices

You: i know you've never taken two dicks at once. thus i know you are probably lame as hell.

Stranger: if that's the mark of lameness so I guess I'm lame...but I have acutally different values of life.

You: you're ugly, aren't you?

Stranger: no I'm not :)

Stranger: are you?

You: does it matter as long as i can afford large amounts of booze?

Stranger: no it doesn't...

You: my name is matthew, what's yours?

Stranger: Ema

Stranger: I would tell it's nice to meet you but I'm not sure

You: i'm from san francisco. you?

Stranger: czech republic

Stranger: do you know where it is?

You: yes.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: I don't really believe you but whatever

You: central/eastern europe isn't really my thing

You: i once had a bf from croatia. his name was dataci. do you know him?

Stranger: no I don't

You: oh, you should meet him. he's a real hoot.

Stranger: cool. can I ask you a question matthew?

You: you can ask me two questions.

Stranger: well...how old are you?

You: 22

You: you?

Stranger: half of your age

You: lolwat!!!!!!!!!????????????

Stranger: oh god...did you have heart stroke?

You: *orgasm

kaptino

05-20-2009, 04:32 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl:)

You: 53 / M / Portland state prison USA

You: you?

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johnnychacski

05-20-2009, 04:39 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: please tell me your not jewish

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Datači

05-20-2009, 04:47 PM

i wish i could.

You: Hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: What areeeeeeeeeee
You: My friend died yesterday.
Stranger: You mean it?
You: Yes.
Stranger: That's too bad
You: I killed him
Stranger: SUCK YOUR DICK

Datači

05-20-2009, 05:18 PM

Somebody do this

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: not good
You: my pussy is sore.
Stranger: you girl:D?
You: i girl
Stranger: yahj
Stranger: age?
You: 14
Stranger: :D samll
Stranger: small
Stranger: are you virgin:D?
You: yes. will you fuck me?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: no problems
Stranger: ıam
Stranger: msn cbekcibasi@gmail.com
Stranger: add
Stranger: babe
You: ;)

Pox

05-20-2009, 05:26 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how did i get here?
You: this isnt my livejournal
You: have you seen steve around?
You: STEEEEEVE
Stranger: i know how
Stranger: no
You: what?
Stranger: i dont understad
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Limp

05-20-2009, 05:54 PM

Stranger: hi

You: PENIS

You: hi

Stranger: yes

Stranger: are you male or female

You: what do you think... I was looking for penis....

Stranger: i have big penis

You: ohh nice

You: can I see it?

Stranger: how

You: picture...

Stranger: do you have picture

You: yes

You: men first though

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

Stranger: i will take a fhoto

Stranger: and i will send you

Stranger: ok

You: k

Stranger: are you wet

You: getting here

You: there

Stranger: it is up to you

You: send a pic and i'll have no problem being wet

Stranger: ok baby

Stranger: i will upload

You: hurry baby... HURRY

Stranger: ok baby ok

Stranger: wait

Stranger: it isnt easy job

You: www.tinypic.com (http://www.tinypic.com)

Stranger: http://www.mypicx.com/05202009/steve/

Stranger: did you like it

You: holy shit steve.... I can't wait to get that in my mouth. I might even let you put it in my ass if you're hard enough

Stranger: ok baby

Stranger: but u can try to suck

You: ohh yes I will

You: take it all the way in

Stranger: do you have pussy baby

You: why do you want to know?

Stranger: only fuck your asshole

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ?

You: I like it in my asshole

Stranger: ok

Stranger: but can you bear this pain

Stranger: it is so huge

You: I think I can...

You: let me send you a pic... so you know what you are working with....

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/2r2ubs2.jpg

Stranger: i dont like ugly gays

Pox

05-20-2009, 06:17 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: SP
LOOOOGE
You: I just cybered you
You: It was great. you loved it.
Stranger: ooo...
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: more?
You: no
You: im spent
Stranger: i am horny
Stranger: *rape*
Stranger: i just raped you
Stranger: :]
You: Im watching sportcenter now
Stranger: EW
Stranger: SPORTS ARE NASTII
You: quiet
You: Mel Kiper is talking
Stranger: STOP WATCHING SPORTS
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: I WON'
Stranger: T
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: YOUR A FAGET ASS BITCH
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Pox

05-20-2009, 06:33 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: (609) 584-7800
Stranger: call it bastard
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Im scared to do this

mongo

05-20-2009, 07:20 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you sail?

You: only if there are sailors aboard.

Stranger: huh?

You: i like meat that's been salting at sea.

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mongo

05-20-2009, 07:51 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiii ^^

You: hello^^^^

Stranger: :3

You: boobz!

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redsox39

07-17-2009, 12:12 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi! I'm Fuld!

Stranger: o h

You: Who are you?

Stranger: from?

You: France!

You: I love you

Stranger: m\f?

You: M for now

Stranger: u love both man and women???

You: Yeah! And Comics too!

Stranger: u are a gay?

You: No!

You: I am French!

Stranger: u are a man ?

You: I have what some people would call a penis

You: where are you?

Stranger: i have a huge cock....

Stranger: china

You: I love cock

Stranger: so u are a girl???

You: No!

You: I am French!

Stranger: who are u?

Stranger: so who are french

Stranger: a bitch?

You: Do you google?

Stranger: no

You: oh...are you gay?

Stranger: no

You: So you google?

Stranger: ummm?

Stranger: google what?

You: I love bukkake

Stranger: i do not what u are talking about

You: Spiderman?

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redsox39

07-17-2009, 12:16 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: asl

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Datači

07-17-2009, 05:58 PM

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I am pretty stoned right now and i don't find that amusing.

STDSkillz

07-17-2009, 10:29 PM

Now you know how we feel.

Face

07-17-2009, 10:32 PM

the fuck?

Le Goat

07-17-2009, 10:34 PM

i chuckled for a second...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: [omegle warning] this computer is the computer of a registered sex offender please use caution when giving out information

Stranger: hi

You: lolwut

Stranger: dont mind the omegle warning

Stranger: ever since that accident at mc donalds

You: fucking gorillamask

Stranger: they thing im a registered sexs offender

Stranger: i made the kid give me a blow job so what

You: you stole my joke from a month ago

You: get new shit faggot

Stranger: 8 is a good year to lose your verginity

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Le Goat

07-17-2009, 10:41 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: are you white?

Stranger: yes

You: good, hi

You: are you female?

Stranger: hahahahaha r u racist

You: no, not racist. I hate all teh shitty races

You: are you a chick?

Stranger: no

You: cool, can i zuck yo' deek?

Stranger: r u a chick

You: yes

You: 13/f/tx

Stranger: 14 m MN

You: lying fuck. i saw the sex offender message when i joined

Stranger: huh

You: when i joined this 'room' it had a sex offender message.

You: omegle must've flagged you

Stranger: ok then cuase im not one

You: i'd leave omegle if i was you, i heard a story about some dude that thingy and got arrested a cpl days later

You: it was weird

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i have no clue what ur talkin about

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Le Goat

07-17-2009, 10:49 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

You: are you white?

Stranger: well, yeah

Stranger: why?

You: cause i like white

You: are you a girl?

Stranger: um, yeah!

You: sweet

You: ever thought about joining the Klan?

Stranger: what's that?

You: Ku Klux Klan... the coolest boy band ever

Stranger: um

Stranger: hell no

You: oh come on, we do great charity work!

Stranger: like what?

You: Escort Kids from school... um... give people rides through the country.

You: sing great songs

You: i could go on an don

You: is your silence a yes?

Stranger: um, i don't think so

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Hoser

07-17-2009, 10:52 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: dont hi me
Stranger: thats not very nice
You: says you
Stranger: whats up
You: dont whats up me
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Le Goat

07-17-2009, 10:54 PM

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX PEOPLE.

Hoser

07-17-2009, 10:57 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: (609) 584-7800
Stranger: call it bastard
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Im scared to do this

Rats Restaurant

16 Fairgrounds Rd
Trenton, NJ 08619
609-584-7800

Pricey
http://www.groundsforsculpture.org/RatsRestaurant/Dinner.html

Hoser

07-17-2009, 11:24 PM

This one sucked so bad they asploded my connection

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: is it just me or has the goat fucking business really taken a hit over the past few months?

Stranger: i know yeah.

You: It really feels like I have a lot of talent that I cannot use

Stranger: why is that?

You: well there is just no demand to have your goat fucked anymore

Stranger: true

You: I was one of the all time greats, then it just died

Stranger: i bet your shattered

Stranger: that must really hurt

You: like you wouldn't believe

Stranger: :(

You: almost as much as one of those goat fuckers teeing up on my sack

You: :( is right

Stranger: naww

Stranger: poor bub

You: Something that i have learned as of late, if you are going to jerk off for 6 hours straight to barn yard animals, you should really uses some form of lube.

You: I am scabbed up like crazy

Stranger: oww

You: so have you ever whacked it to Bettsie?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: cant say i have

You: you might wanna give it a try,

Stranger: maybe

You: I've gotta say, you are boring as shit

Stranger: oh yeah

You: here I am talking about barn yard sex and you just putt along giving nothing back

Stranger: what would you like me to say

Stranger: i dont have much of an opinion on the topics

Stranger: topic*

You: what do you have an opinion on

Stranger: um

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: cant think of anything off the top of my head

You: you sure have a way with words

You: you are one cunning linguist

You: and quick too

Stranger: haha thankyou :)

You: this is goat isn't it

Stranger: nah

You: bullshit

Stranger: honest to god

Stranger: i dont lie

Stranger: plus, if i were a goat, i would have a little bit of trouble typing with my hoofs

You: hoofs huh?

You: now your talking my lanugage

You: tell me more

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: about hoofs?

You: thats right

Stranger: um well

Stranger: they get like dirty and gross like dirt gets stuck in them and then the farmer
has to like get this metal thing and sort of dig around in them to get the dirt out

Stranger: but it doesnt hurt because goats dont have feeling in their hooves

You: ooooo baby, thats it

Stranger: and goats have like a little goat beard thing.

You: mmmmmmm

Stranger: and really gross dirty teeth and when they eat their jaws go round in like a
weird circle sort of motion and food falls out of their mouths onto their beaeds and it gets stuck

You: dont stop, dont stop

Connection asploded.

Hoser

07-17-2009, 11:34 PM

Those Canadians sure are smooth fuckers

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello, my dick is so hard it could dent a rented car in Qatar. (not really)

You: I have been looking for a hard dick

Stranger: Looks like you have found it.

You: sweet

You: asl?

Stranger: 22

You: I am a bit younger

Stranger: How much younger?

You: 17, I hope that is ok

You: I'll be 18 soon

Stranger: That's fine.

Stranger: 16 is legal in Canada!

You: I wish I was in Canada then ;)

Stranger: :o

You: what do you look like

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: 5'9

Stranger: Brown hair

You: do you have a picture, I like to know what I am touching myself too

Stranger: Sure

Stranger: do you have a picture?

Stranger: I like to know who's touching themselves

Stranger: :]

You: my mom caught me online with a guy and made me delete them :(

Stranger: :(

Stranger: Don't you have them up on myspace or somthing

Stranger: here

Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/182/54/584375044/n584375044_583016_8667.jpg

You: which one are you

Stranger: middle

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