Databases Я Stupid

[Syndicate]

I'm well aware of all the database errors that have been popping up lately, and have been working with the server/hosting people to try and fix the situation.

I'm limited in what I can do because I have NO direct access to the database, but I have made a few changes on our end that seem to be helping out.

Suck it.

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't wanna suck.

[Mustard]

Is this the request line?

How about some Billy Joel?

[Bizz]

I bet Face Forums doesn't have database problems.

[Syndicate]

Zing...

[Bizz]

pwnt

[Syndicate]

I will eat your fucking soul.

[janois]

I think your R is broken.

[Syndicate]

Your face is broken.

[hatepoppy]

hey rich,, man. weird shit has been goin on lately. like, every once in a while the whoel forum will be all 'database error' and stuff and like, someone deleted our threads and stuff and i lost like prolly 3 million rep points bc i had been repped in those threads and i was just wondering what was going on and thought maybe i should ask you before everyone in the world already knows the server business is more like server jizzness bc its totally gay and i want to fuck your balls.

[Syndicate]

Poppy is still my favorite. All you other ******* suck.

[hatepoppy]

youre just being nice to me bc im pretty.

[Syndicate]

I'll shit on these walls.

[hatepoppy]

im gonna shred your fucking colon w the weedwhacker w which your mexican ass earns a living.

[WET HOT MESS]

Can I watch?

[hatepoppy]

motherfuckin bring my ass some fuckin wonton soup and we'll talk, girlie.

[Jericho]

I'll take a Hot And Sour soup as long as you're already out.

[hatepoppy]

waitm you old enough to buy alcohol yet woman?

[Bizz]

motherfuckin bring my ass some fuckin wonton soup and we'll talk, girlie.

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/1242649780646.gif

[WET HOT MESS]

Wonton soup takes forever to make. Can I bring miso instead?

[hatepoppy]

Wonton soup takes forever to make. Can I bring miso instead?
ill settle for your 'special' pu pu platter.

[WET HOT MESS]

Let me get more fiber.

[Syndicate]

Anita Sandwich?

[WET HOT MESS]

I'll make you a sammich, but I'm gunna need your credit card. Your fridge lacks stuff.

[hatepoppy]

I'll make you a sammich, but I'm gunna need your credit card. Your fridge lacks stuff.
darlin, you are the sandwich. rich and i are the fuckin five dollar footlong italian herbs and cheese.

[WET HOT MESS]

:eek:

[Syndicate]

No crossing swords.

[hatepoppy]

No crossing swords.
nah, dude, im strictly chickly. i can still punch your balls while you fuck her tho rite?

[hatepoppy]

gglz sweet onion anita teriyaki, ftmfshit

[Syndicate]

nah, dude, im strictly chickly. i can still punch your balls while you fuck her tho rite?

Not sure how to reply to that without turning Claydon or Arch on. Maybe we should all just start up a private chat ans see what happens. ;)

[hatepoppy]

Not sure how to reply to that without turning Claydon or Arch on. Maybe we should all just start up a private chat ans see what happens. ;)
yous nigs ever heard of oovoo?

gglz and anita and i has a secret surprise for you!

[Mustard]

Have you never had the Spicy Italian on Herbs and Cheese with Chipotle sauce?

If you haven't, do yourself a favor, take the word of a fat man, and fucking do it.

[Syndicate]

I got an e-mail from the server guy/hosting company. The database software has been fully updated and repaired. Since they did this I haven't received a single database error e-mail, so hopefully that'll be the end of it all.

[heelsguy]

seems faster than ever, actually

[Nature's Folly]

I will eat your fucking soul.
Promise?