E3 2009

[Ocelot]

Microsoft Press-Conference: Live Feed

http://www.justin.tv/g4tv_e3

[Jack Bauer]

so far its been pretty gay

[Ocelot]

The Modern Warfare 2 gameplay was pretty awesome

[johnnychacski]

So far the only things I've been impressed with out of Microsoft was Modern Warfare 2, and Beatles Rock Band.

[Bizz]

Sweet, Left 4 Dead 2. With chainsaws!

[Bizz]

fap fap fap Splinter Cell.

[johnnychacski]

And new Splinter Cell. Ok Microsoft picking it up a little.

[Bizz]

Sam Fisher is a fucking bad ass.

[Bizz]

I'm fully erect for Splinter Cell.

[johnnychacski]

I'm fully erect for Splinter Cell.

Wow, this is looking pretty fucking sick right now.

[TheSpotlightKid]

Sweet, Left 4 Dead 2. With chainsaws!

Damn, I missed it! So is it actually a sequal? I've been reading that it might just be an expansion.

[TMJ]

But I has a PSThreez!!! :(

[johnnychacski]

Damn, I missed it! So is it actually a sequal? I've been reading that it might just be an expansion.

They didn't really say, they just showed a trailer.

[Bizz]

But I has a PSThreez!!! :(

Sorry about your luck.

If you don't want to do the console wars just get them all.

[TMJ]

I had 360. It sucked nuts. Happy with my (much faster) PS3.

[Jack Bauer]

wish they would link the trailers when theyre shown.wouldnt mind catching up on the shit i missed...rockband beatles & left 4 dead 2

[Bizz]

But you're watching the Microsoft feed and making sad faces.

I r confused.

I'm all about the game, not the system.

[Ocelot]

I had 360. It sucked nuts. Happy with my (much faster) PS3.

Much faster in what way? Even downloading demos and updates takes longer on the PS3 if for no other reason than that you have to install them after you DL. I've got xbox and ps3, also.

Regardless, L4D2 looks awesome, pretty much sold. I almost called out of work to watch the rest, but then I realized I enjoyed getting paid. I'll be missing all three conferences unfortunately. Oh well. I'm really curious to hear if MGS in any form will be hitting the xbox.

[ShitBreak]

The Sony presser is tomorrow, correct?

You guys know I'm a PS-fanboy...but I will say this: Sony better blow the fucking roof off of E3 tomorrow, or they are in deep shit.

[Ocelot]

The Sony presser is tomorrow, correct?

You guys know I'm a PS-fanboy...but I will say this: Sony better blow the fucking roof off of E3 tomorrow, or they are in deep shit.

I'm expecting huge things from Sony tomorrow. I think they'll bring it big and have some major surprise announcements other then the PSP Go and Ps3 slim. Probably the one I'm most excited for.

[TMJ]

Much faster in what way? Even downloading demos and updates takes longer on the PS3 if for no other reason than that you have to install them after you DL.

I have the exact opposite experience. My PS3 downloads are very fast (even with install), and my xBox DLs took forever (or, often, just stalled). I'm much happier with PS3.

And I'm making sad faces because I'm an impatient prick who wants to be watching the Sony feed. I don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow!!

[ShitBreak]

I'm expecting huge things from Sony tomorrow. I think they'll bring it big and have some major surprise announcements other then the PSP Go and Ps3 slim. Probably the one I'm most excited for.

Obviously GoWIII is going to be fucking epic. God that will be awesome. That is truly the first "PS-exclusive" game I'm drooling all over.

But yeah, they gotta have a few aces up their sleeves. They know just as well as the public does that they have to put it all on the table tomorrow, or they could be in up shit's creek without a paddle.

[johnnychacski]

Alan Wake looks sick, to bad I have to wait another year.

[Pax Britannia]

My connection died during the ODST demo. I couldnt fucking believe it. I managed to get back on just in time to see them announce Halo: Reach.

[johnnychacski]

Obviously GoWIII is going to be fucking epic. God that will be awesome. That is truly the first "PS-exclusive" game I'm drooling all over.

But yeah, they gotta have a few aces up their sleeves. They know just as well as the public does that they have to put it all on the table tomorrow, or they could be in up shit's creek without a paddle.

They could start by dropping the price of the PS3.

[Pax Britannia]

About time UK X-box fans got some good downloadable tv shows and movies. We didnt get the netflix update.

[ShitBreak]

Is the shit they are showing for XBox right now exclusive, or is there some shit that is multi-platform?

[Pax Britannia]

I still cant believe I missed out on the ODST action yet now im sat here watching some chick go through her Facebook. Why do you hate me God?

[Jack Bauer]

sky and xbox willbe good but you so know you'll be charged. i have sky in the house but not in my room. still probably have to pay

[Pax Britannia]

OH SHIT MGS 360?

[johnnychacski]

Hahahaha, Sony is dead, they can't even hang on to MGS.

[Le Goat]

I forgot it was today so I missed everything up until Forza, which was one gay ass presentation. Could they say "game of this generation" any more? Jesus.ODSt and Alan Wake look fucking amazing. I can't wait to see what Reach is.Ill catch up on everything once I get back to Illinois in a few hrs.

[Jack Bauer]

whats happening? my feed is freaking out

[Ocelot]

Holy shit. MGS

[Jack Bauer]

in your face ps3

[Pax Britannia]

False alarm everyone. It's a Raiden game.

[ShitBreak]

Haha. Hilarious.

[Pax Britannia]

The biggest surprise for me so far was how epic the new splinter cell game looks.

[Le Goat]

God damn it I want to see the SC game now. Fucking flight is in 3hrs and I won't get back before 8pm.Everyone talk in code!

[Rumpleforeskin]

Goddamnit, why can't they just port over MGS4?

[Pax Britannia]

Master Chief was at the fall of reach. So hopefully we will be playing as him again.

[the creeps]

if anyone missed it, just watch G4. they have coverage all week long. last year they re aired all the cons back to back to back at a later date.

[Pax Britannia]

if anyone missed it, just watch G4. they have coverage all week long. last year they re aired all the cons back to back to back at a later date.

Same thing with Gamespot. After the press conference is over it is uploaded for anyone to watch. Which is handy cause you can skip through all the shit.

[Jack Bauer]

I dont play the xbox to get fit..fuck that

[Le Goat]

The only thing I'm looking forward to from Sony is more gameplay from Hard Rain.

[Pax Britannia]

I dont play the xbox to get fit..fuck that

I hear that.

I hate it when they get all Wii on us.

[johnnychacski]

Project Natal is coming out a year to late, a year earlier and they dominate the Wii.

[Pax Britannia]

Why are they talking about controllers like they are the most complex invention ever designed by man? It's not fucking rocket science.

[the creeps]

I dont play the xbox to get fit..fuck that
i like the idea. ONLY as long as i get some of the good wii titles that are not nintendo exclusives.

[johnnychacski]

Wow, Microsoft just took things to a new level of creepy.

[Pax Britannia]

Natal could become a powerful tool in the hands of the porn industry.

(hehehe tool)

[tormenta]

M$ is doing one hell of a presentation, I have to give them that. And a new MGS for XBOX wow.. I would have never believed it, I just hope they dont limit the game to the XBOX under capatibilities, that say, hopping its multiplataform. Anyway, I hope tomorrow´s Sony´s show gets some shoking stuff aswell.

[Pax Britannia]

The Kojima teaser site showed two pics. One of Raiden and one of Big Boss. I wonder if the Raiden game is for 360 and the Big Boss game is for PS3?

[johnnychacski]

WTF!? No Bioshock!? GAYYYYYYYY

[Le Goat]

Bioshock2 doesn't need an E3 showcasing. A 6min walkthrough was already demoed a few weeks back

[Pax Britannia]

Nintendo is shitting themselves right now.

[mongo]

i hate seeing previews of shit i won't be able to get for over 5 months. fuck.

[tormenta]

The Kojima teaser site showed two pics. One of Raiden and one of Big Boss. I wonder if the Raiden game is for 360 and the Big Boss game is for PS3?

I would hate that.. I would hate to force me to buy an xbox to have to play MGS. Anyway.. that Lightning Bolt Action Title.. doesnt sound very tactical..

And in less then 3 hours the Kojima clock get to its end, what would it say??.. in the other hand, I dont think it would say something, sony would prefer to spare to their show tomorrow.

[Pax Britannia]

I would hate that.. I would hate to force me to buy an xbox to have to play MGS. Anyway.. that Lightning Bolt Action Title.. doesnt sound very tactical..

Maybe thats the idea. It could be a button basher where you just run around as raiden chopping people up with your sword.

And in less then 3 hours the Kojima clock get to its end, what would it say??.. in the other hand, I dont think it would say something, sony would prefer to spare to their show tomorrow.

It's probably counting down to yet another countdown.

[tormenta]

btw... whats the difference between Natal and undermarketed Eye-Toy ?? Eye Toy does capture your Body movement aswell.. I really think Eye Toy is undermarketed.. it has a great potential but not big marketing. I have played Kinetic Combat and I was amazed how well that thing plays to the point to think fuck the Wii.

[Le Goat]

I don't see Sony beating MS in terms of upcoming games. What games do they have to push? If they Tease a new game it'll be out in 4 years like Killzone. MS' big stuff seems to be from Sept-NovGod damn them for taking lots of my money!

[Pax Britannia]

I know im jumping ahead here but I think 2010 will be a big year for Microsofts hardcore fanbase. Gears of War 3 and the potential return of Master Chief in Halo: Reach? Yes please!

[tormenta]

I don't see Sony beating MS in terms of upcoming games. What games do they have to push?

Uncharted 2, God of War 3, Heavy Rain, Gran Turismo 5, Just released Infamous, etc.. And this are just Exclusives..

The games M$ talked about arent exclusives.. Modern Warfare 2, rock Band; Beatles, TH Ride..

And Sony are getting some once M$ Exclusives aswell..

Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Dead Rising 2, Bioshock 1 and 2.. etc

So I think things are pretty well balanced..

[Pax Britannia]

Gran Turismo is starting to smell a bit Duke Nukem Forevery. I wouldnt be surprised if the company went bust before it was released.

[Das Kahlua]

I had held out hope for Kingdom Hearts 3, but not so much.

I'll just have to settle for MW2.

[Le Goat]

Uncharted 2, God of War 3, Heavy Rain, Gran Turismo 5, Just released Infamous, etc.. And this are just Exclusives..

The games M$ talked about arent exclusives.. Modern Warfare 2, rock Band; Beatles, TH Ride..

And Sony are getting some once M$ Exclusives aswell..

Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Dead Rising 2, Bioshock 1 and 2.. etc

So I think things are pretty well balanced..

Um, no. None of those titles will move PS3s. The kids that buy those games already bought the console and any steady sales you see are usually for the Blu Ray player. So no, in terms of games this MS will move more. Some of those exclusives, as Pax said, have been slated a diff year each month it seems.MS will move more consoles and Games.

[ShitBreak]

EA is coming up. Madden FTW.

[johnnychacski]

EA is coming up. Madden FTW.

Couldn't say it better myself.

[ShitBreak]

Um, no. None of those titles will move PS3s. The kids that buy those games already bought the console and any steady sales you see are usually for the Blu Ray player. So no, in terms of games this MS will move more. Some of those exclusives, as Pax said, have been slated a diff year each month it seems.MS will move more consoles and Games.

You are completely retarded if you think God of War III won't move PS3s. The rest won't....but GoW3 will.

But yes, I've come to terms that most people use their PS3 for Blu-Ray only, or maybe for a few Sony exclusives. It's sad, but it's the truf.

[ShitBreak]

Couldn't say it better myself.

As much as I really fucking hate the Madden series, it's the only football game anymore, and I lovez me some football.

[Pax Britannia]

You are completely retarded if you think God of War III won't move PS3s. The rest won't....but GoW3 will.

But yes, I've come to terms that most people use their PS3 for Blu-Ray only, or maybe for a few Sony exclusives. It's sad, but it's the truf.

I bought my PS3 for MGS4 and Blu-Ray, i've never played a God of War game nor do I care to. And 3 of my mates own PS3's, none of whom have said a word about God of War 3.

[Le Goat]

Fuck madden, NHL 10 pwns maddens shit.

[johnnychacski]

I'm down for any sports game, but Madden is always the shit.

[deadohiosky]

I bought my PS3 for MGS4 and Blu-Ray, i've never played a God of War game nor do I care to. And 3 of my mates own PS3's, none of whom have said a word about God of War 3.

Why not? Just for the sake of this argument?
Well you should really give it a chance. You said you like MGS so your obviously not just into puzzle games or sports, if you like action GoW is where its at. The new one looks even iller.

[Pax Britannia]

Why not? Just for the sake of this argument?
Well you should really give it a chance. You said you like MGS so your obviously not just into puzzle games or sports, if you like action GoW is where its at. The new one looks even iller.

I said it for dramatic effect.

[johnnychacski]

Yes, EA time, which means Madden, NCAA Football, and NHL.

[Le Goat]

Drama queen.

[Pax Britannia]

ODST
http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6210635/

[Jericho]

haha. EA Girls? wtf is this shit?

[Jericho]

Gotta admit, APB looks pretty fucking fun

[ShitBreak]

That Star Wars thing looked awesome.

[Ethix]

That Star Wars thing looked awesome.

I want to see that shit again. Was that Malak?


I'm going to have to buy a new PC when this comes out. It looks amazing.

[johnnychacski]

I'm pretty sure it was Malak, I'm still amazed by that trailer, can't wait to hear more about it.

[The Batman]

I want to see that shit again. Was that Malak?


I'm going to have to buy a new PC when this comes out. It looks amazing.

It sorta looked like a halfway completed Darth Vader. not sure who malak is, but if that footage is real time, I guess besides splinter cell, COD 4, alan wake and sooo many more...

[Ethix]

It sorta looked like a halfway completed Darth Vader. not sure who malak is, but if that footage is real time, I guess besides splinter cell, COD 4, alan wake and sooo many more...

Malak is the villian from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1 (which takes place 300 years before Knights of the Old Republic MMORPG)

[johnnychacski]

EA did a great job on their press conference, it was honestly a lot better than what I thought they were going to show.

[The Batman]

EA did a great job on their press conference, it was honestly a lot better than what I thought they were going to show.

Did I miss the one for Ubisoft? I am itching to see Assassins Creed 2.

[johnnychacski]

Nope should be up next.

[Das Kahlua]

Did I miss the one for Ubisoft? I am itching to see Assassins Creed 2.

About an hour, hour and 1/2, I think.

[papillon]

What are the odds Sony actually announces a release date for GT5?

[johnnychacski]

What are the odds Sony actually announces a release date for GT5?

Ha, that's a funny thought.

[The Batman]

If anyone is interested they already posted some video of Splinter Cell Conviction which looks more bad ass than any of the other ones. And some really good ideas.
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/902601/tom-clancys-splinter-cell-conviction/videos/splintercell_conviction_e3_gameply_052909.html

[Ethix]

I think the PS3 crew are going to call in sick tomorrow.

[Ethix]

The Old Republic Trailer is up on the official site.

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

[johnnychacski]

The Old Republic Trailer is up on the official site.

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

Watched it another 3 times, continues to impress me.

[Das Kahlua]

The Old Republic Trailer is up on the official site.

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

:eek:

[Kerjack]

You guys know its a MMO right? I'm just saying because I seem to recall most people here where hating on it up till now.

[TheSpotlightKid]

Yeah, I won't be playing it since it's a MMO. I'd like if they made another star wars rpg for the 360. KOTOR is one of the few xbox games that I'll still go back and play every now and then.

[johnnychacski]

Yes, and it's probably the only MMO I'll play.

[Ethix]

The screenshots we all originally saw were pretty underwhelming to say the least. Seeing this trailer gives me some hope that it will be a good game.

[Pax Britannia]

The Old Republic Trailer is up on the official site.

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

Trailers like this are just further evidence that the Star Wars saga should be taken away from George Lucas and done by a new generation of directors.

I wasnt very interested in this because I dont play MMO games, but I will keep an eye on it from now on.

[Soup Nazi]

I have faith in BioWare that they know what they are doing. If you have followed the development of the game, they are really emphasizing the story, which is where many MMO's fail. If my comp can handle it, I probably will give it a shot.

[ShitBreak]

Note to video game developers: Hire CEOs that speak fluent English.

[papillon]

Companies need to stop having their CEOs do the presentations at E3. They are administrators and leaders, not presenters. It would be so much more impressive with fully scripted on-screen cinematics with voice overs while live girls swing on brass poles next to the video screens.

[Will-Kill]

http://www.l4d.com/

The Zombie Apocalypse Continues....with Chainsaws

[ShitBreak]

Avatar? First 3-D type game? Hmmmm...

[johnnychacski]

Avatar? First 3-D type game? Hmmmm...

Is that what that guy was talking about for 45 minutes, I lost fucking interest FAST.

[ShitBreak]

that guy was James fucking Cameron. Show some respect.

[johnnychacski]

that guy was James fucking Cameron. Show some respect.

You got it...

[Nature's Folly]

I just got home and i can't stop furiously masturbating over this e3. L4D2!!!!!

[Ocelot]

Just got back from work.. gotta catch up on all this.

I have to say I have only just seen some of this stuff but I am extremely impressed.
1) Left 4 Dead 2. Amazing trailer, can not wait. First day purchase for me of course- it's going to be incredible.

2) Xbox Natal actually looks extremely interesting. I have only seen the trailer with the incredibly fake family, but if some of the things they showed there will actually be able to happen with this device, it has a ton of promise.

I gotta catch up and watch the rest of what I missed during the conference. Also gotta catch the EA and Ubisoft ones. But really, Microsoft seemed to have a decent showing today.

[Le Goat]

Is this the same SC Conviction gameplay posted in the IGN link above? If not, enjoy


http://e3.gamespot.com/story/6210610/do-not-publish-splinter-cell-conviction-updated-impressions?tag=topslot;img;1

[Nature's Folly]

Splinter Cell was pretty fucking sweet. I really enjoyed the trailer for Star Wars Old Republic. Of course it wasn't gameplay but fuck it...they make a better star wars anything than lucas has in 10 years.

[Le Goat]

I actually think it'll hard as fuck to top Ubi's conference. Two reasons: 1) Joel 2) McHale.

[Bizz]

I miss the multiplayer of Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow. It's never been the same since then, but the co-op of Chaos Theory was badass.

[Bizz]

Oh and Chaos Theory had Bob and Steve!

wp9O6FvyD0U

[Le Goat]

bob and steve always made me fucking lol

[Bizz]

I fucking love me some Bob and Steve.

[Le Goat]

aren't they now the two astronauts on that Discovery Commercial

[Bizz]

Boom da adda boom da adda boom da adda

[Le Goat]

i aint singin shit with you!

[Bizz]

i love the mountains!

[Le Goat]

I LOVE THE CLEAR BLUE SKIES1

[Le Goat]

I think R.U.S.E will be a sleeper hit

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Fuck Milo. Fuck NATAL. If Sony doesn't announce a FF7 remake, they're fucked.

[Nature's Folly]

More info on Left 4 dead 2 here http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=20962

[Pax Britannia]

Not long until the nintendo conference now.

[Bizz]

Not long until the nintendo conference now.

It's just going to be Mario walking up on stage and saying "I a quit".

[Pax Britannia]

They need to give mario guns and set the next game in a grim post apocalpytic setting.

You know it would sell.

[Bizz]

Nintendo needs to hurry up and tank so they can just focus on games and not gimmicks.

[Bizz]

They need to give mario guns and set the next game in a grim post apocalpytic setting.

You know it would sell.

http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Sonic/ShadowTheHedgehogWallpaper800.jpg

[Pax Britannia]

Damn. Looks like Sega beat them to the punch.

[Bizz]

Meet Shadow. It tanked.

[Bizz]

What Nintendo needs is another Earthbound or Mario RPG.

[Pax Britannia]

Every sonic game tanks lately. I've been saying sonic sucks since the early 90's.

SWEET VINDICATION!!

[Bizz]

I like some Sonic games. The originals on the genesis were good and I liked the one on dreamcast.

[Pax Britannia]

I enjoyed playing Sonic 2 with a friend. But apart from that the games never measured up to Mario.

[Bizz]

Mario is going to go the way of Sonic if Nintendo doesn't do something about it.

[Kerjack]

The only problem with Sonic Adventures 1&2 where his friends. Kill his friends and save Sonic.

[Pax Britannia]

Mario is going to go the way of Sonic if Nintendo doesn't do something about it.

Mario Galaxy was a glorious return to form. But they have to stay on their toes or we'll end up with another Super Mario Sunshine (shudders)

[johnnychacski]

Mario Galaxy was a glorious return to form. But they have to stay on their toes or we'll end up with another Super Mario Sunshine (shudders)

Yeah I enjoyed Galaxy a lot, hopefully they continue to go in that directions.

[Pax Britannia]

4 player New Super Mario Bros for the Wii? Lame.

[ShitBreak]

Wii = lame.

[johnnychacski]

I'll take a new Super Mario Bros.

[Pax Britannia]

Where is Reggie?

[Pax Britannia]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[johnnychacski]

Great now we get 20 minutes of charts.

[Pax Britannia]

Nintendo Press conferences are like a board meeting.

[johnnychacski]

Nintendo Press conferences are like a board meeting.

With pictures of stupid kids and parents holding Wii controllers.

[Pax Britannia]

This funky music isnt helping my headache.

[johnnychacski]

Nintendo how you continue to fail me.

[Pax Britannia]

This archey thing would be pretty cool in a new Zelda game.

[johnnychacski]

The Nintendo guys should get people who are actually good at their games to play.

[Pax Britannia]

"Wii is lots of fun and is a great example of pick up and play fun"

[starts playing]

"christ this is hard, why is this thing so fucking sensative"

[Pax Britannia]

The crowd is fucking dead.

[johnnychacski]

I think their told not to clap or cheer, because if they were going to cheer they would have during Mario.

[Pax Britannia]

I think their told not to clap or cheer, because if they were going to cheer they would have during Mario.

Probably for the best. The awkward pauses during the MS conference were kinda depressing.

[Jack Bauer]

that boutique game is gay

[Pax Britannia]

hahahah the DS is lame.

[Rumpleforeskin]

I thought Reggie was all about kicking burgers and eating asses or whatever? What happened to that guy?

[Pax Britannia]

Nintendo marketing person: Hey Pax! Have you ever wanted to make your own incredibly basic video game??!?!?!!

Me: No.

[Pax Britannia]

"In our world, everyones gay"

[johnnychacski]

Enough with these stupid fucking videos. Just talk about games, and maybe show some demos, it's not that complicated.

[Pax Britannia]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Le Goat]

Sony tomorrow?

[johnnychacski]

Sony tomorrow?

Later today.

[Pax Britannia]

Sony tomorrow?

It's today. Right after Nintendo.

[Pax Britannia]

Has everyone at nintendo gone mad? Wii blood pressure sensor?

For fucks sake.

[johnnychacski]

Nintendo: We make sure your alive, so you can waste your money on our stupid products.

[Le Goat]

They found the right demo. Stay at home Mothers with fat kids.

[johnnychacski]

I'll take another Super Mario Galaxy.

[Pax Britannia]

Mario Galaxy 2? Looks almost identical to the original but i'll buy it. Which would mean that the only game i've bought since the first one is the second one. Thats the 'amazing range of games' Wii has for ya.

[Bizz]

The only reason I still play Nintendo is for nostalgia. They need to get on that.

[Pax Britannia]

A new Metroid should please the hardcore. I would have preferred a new StarFox

[Bizz]

Do a barrel roll!

[johnnychacski]

Produced by Team Ninja, this should be interesting.

[Kerjack]

The big N has made a killing thus far. One would think they would spend some of that to hire some real new talent and create some sorely needed fresh IPs. Blizzard is on top of the world with nary a complaint from anybody and they are still smart enough to start branching out again.

[Will-Kill]

If you can drive Tanks or Planes in MC2 then it becomes closer to perfect.

Assassins Creed 2 looks good, Guns a nice addition.

The Videos of Prototype makes me want it more.

[Pax Britannia]

So what are we expecting from the Sony conference? I hope to get a proper date for GT5.

[johnnychacski]

Hopefully a price drop...wait that won't happen.

[TMJ]

All I know is I'm digging inFamous. The demo gave me a LOT of game time. Convinced me it was a game worth owning.

[ShitBreak]

inFamous is very awesome, indeed.

[ShitBreak]

Alright boys. Time to shine. Let's melt some faces and rock some socks off.

[NOTKyle]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/06/e3nin85.jpg

[johnnychacski]

That is easily going to be a fail.

[Will-Kill]

Its obvious they are appealing to the senior citizen crowd....do not underestimate the thinking prowess of the Japaneses.

[Pax Britannia]

People still play the PS2?

[the creeps]

People still play the PS2?
more then play the ps3 i am sure.

[ShitBreak]

PS2 is still the #1 console in the US.

[Kerjack]

Wait is that real? I would absolutely buy that. No joke.

[Pax Britannia]

Wow. I guess some people are really behind the times.

[ShitBreak]

I can't stand to try and watch this fucking thing anymore. The lag is fucking horrible.

[Pax Britannia]

The Gametrailers feed is the best.

[papillon]

I can't stand to try and watch this fucking thing anymore. The lag is fucking horrible.
this feed the smoothest feed I was able to find:
http://www.justin.tv/lotionexplosion

[ShitBreak]

There we go...running smooth now. What have I missed??

[Pax Britannia]

There we go...running smooth now. What have I missed??

The entire Uncharted 2 demo.

[ShitBreak]

Did it look sweet as fuck?

[ShitBreak]

Holy fuck MAG looks fucking amazing.

Seriously.

[Ocelot]

I am expecting the PS3 slim, GoW street date, New MGS among other things. My wallet is already going to be hurting this Fall.. I'm thinking FFXIII will be announced with an Advanced release ate in the US to that of the Xbox version. I'll be at work though.. Will have to catch it later on.

[Pax Britannia]

I thought it looked great, and I didnt like the first game.

[ShitBreak]

Seriously. MAG for the fucking win. The levels are ginormous, and have 256 fucking players.

[Pax Britannia]

The picture quality has gone to shit at Gametrailers. I cant really see how good the graphics are.

[ShitBreak]

They were very good, and very crisp.

[ShitBreak]

When I think of Playstation...I think of a Lavender Hanna Montana PSP.

[Pax Britannia]

When I think of Playstation...I think of a Lavender Hanna Montana PSP.

I love how the crowd cheered.

[ShitBreak]

Well....they cheered because it will fucking sell. Them hooking up with Disney is a fucking home run.

[Pax Britannia]

16GB hard drive? They better allow for upgrading.

[ShitBreak]

They just said it does.

[Archangel]

Why the fuck is the guy talking about mood sensing music programmes?

[Pax Britannia]

Why the fuck is the guy talking about mood sensing music programmes?

Did you see the Nintendo press conference?

[ShitBreak]

Does this PSP Go also check my blood for my glucose level?

[Archangel]

Yamauchi. Now this is more like it.

[ShitBreak]

GRAN TURISMO FOR THE FUCKING WIN

[Pax Britannia]

Screw the PSP, give us GT5!!!

[Archangel]

Did you see the Nintendo press conference?

Why the fuck would I? So I can hear people talk about cooking games and memory training programmes?

[ShitBreak]

For the PSP? Lame.

[ShitBreak]

They have a thing called Rosetta Stone. You mother fuckers from Japan should fucking try it.

[Pax Britannia]

Why the fuck would I? So I can hear people talk about cooking games and memory training programmes?

Thats why I asked. It seems this year everyone is specialising in irrelevant bullshit to try and bring in the elusive non gamer market. Nintendo's latest masterpiece is a device that tests your blood pressure and tells you your 'vitality'.

Whilst microsoft was trying to get us excited about using Facebook through X-Box Live.

[Archangel]

They have a thing called Rosetta Stone. You mother fuckers from Japan should fucking try it.

And just how many languages do you speak to be talking down to others who don't speak foreign languages, sport?

[Archangel]

Still, GT might make me finally buy a PSP.

[ShitBreak]

1) I speak four languages.

2) I'm not a fucking CEO that has to travel to different countries and give speeches.

[Kerjack]

And just how many languages do you speak so you can talk down to others who don't speak foreign languages, sport?

Remember how you said people should know what they can't do, or what they don't know?

I don't play in the NFL because I know I can't compete, I don't take the stage during one of the largest most important media events for my industry in Japan because I know I'm not the best candidate to do so.

Also, quite bitching about bastekball/'fut'ball players

[TMJ]

I can't stand to try and watch this fucking thing anymore. The lag is fucking horrible.

I have no lag whatsoever on justin.tv

Your Commodore 64 is outdated, Mike.

[Pax Britannia]

Hideo is here bitches

[Kerjack]

Still, GT might make me finally buy a PSP.


Details.

[Archangel]

The scary thing about Kojima's outfit is that as ghastly as it looks, it probably cost more than what I make in a year.

[TMJ]

Instead of having a translator repeating what the slope says, why not just send out the guy who speaks english and cut the presentation time in half?

[Pax Britannia]

Looks like i'll have another game to buy for my PSP. I dont think i've played it in a year.

[ShitBreak]

Instead of having a translator repeating what the slope says, why not just send out the guy who speaks english and cut the presentation time in half?

That's what I'm fucking saying.

[Archangel]

1) I speak four languages.

Yeah, sure. And I'm Bill Gates.

2) I'm not a fucking CEO that has to travel to different countries and give speeches.

Speaking of which, how many languages does Bill Gates speak? When American programmers/game designers go to Japan, they certainly hold their conferences in fluent Japanese, right?

Or you're just a dumb racist redneck.

[ShitBreak]

Shut the fuck up, Arch.

[Kerjack]

Yeah, sure. And I'm Bill Gates.



Speaking of which, how many languages does Bill Gates speak? When American programmers/game designers go to Japan, they certainly hold their conferences in fluent Japanese, right?

Or you're just a dumb racist redneck.


You assume he wouldn't say the same thing about Bill Gates.

Uma Thurman is now an ass because of you.

[Pax Britannia]

The end of that trailer makes no sense.

[TMJ]

It was the laugh line. [/RIMSHOT]

[ShitBreak]

MGS: Peacewalker looked sweet.

Also, then having Queen play throughout = win.

[ShitBreak]

Less PSP. More PS3. NAOW.

[Pax Britannia]

Less PSP. More PS3. NAOW.

My thoughts exactly.

[Draven X 23]

Fuck the PSP give me more games for the PS3. You know the one with the small library of games!

I love my PS3 but I want to love it MORE!!!!!

[Draven X 23]

FF7. When will I get FF 4 & 6 on my wii?

[Pax Britannia]

God I hate all this internet networking shit.

[ShitBreak]

Rockstar North's Agent?

Me Likely.

[Draven X 23]

Assassin's Creed 2 Zis Oliday

[ShitBreak]

Damn...2 Final Fantasy games in one year? Square Enix gonna be nigrar rich next year.

[Draven X 23]

FF14 online is next year? Cool. I need a console MMO... and I have been waiting.

[Draven X 23]

Dildo controller?

[ShitBreak]

Annnnnnd Sony just fucking blew the lid off of motion control.

[ShitBreak]

Yeah...they did.

[Pax Britannia]

Annnnnnd Sony just fucking blew the lid off of motion control.

How is this any different to the Natal? It's actually worse cause you need a controller.

[ShitBreak]

Because it makes sense to have shit in your hands.

[Pax Britannia]

This presentation has totaly lost me. This stuff is boring as fuck.