You have one year to live.

[BIG PIZZLE]

January 1, 2010. Your doctor calls and tells you that you that, at maximum you have one year to live. You could go at any moment, no warning but for sure you will be dead within a year. How would you spend that last time alive?

[Mustard]

Fucking a live chicken.

[WET HOT MESS]

have sex in every country. with a different man, woman, and children.

[Mustard]

And species?

[Face]

have sex in every country. with a different man, woman, and children.
I can't say that I would envy your travel schedule

[Jericho]

Two chicks at the same time,man

[Face]

spooky

[WET HOT MESS]

i will be a panic-inducing dark cloud approaching every country like the locust, man, animal, flora, and fauna cannot escape.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Fucking a live chicken.

You would fuck the same chicken the entire year?

[Kerjack]

Rape every major internet celeb and the main admin of their forums if it applies

[NOTKyle]

I'd throw two change of clothes in a backpack, get on a plane to Europe, and just stay in one place until I got bored then I'd move along. Hitch, train hop, etc from city to city. I'd steal what I needed to survive.

The end.

[mongo]

hunt down claydon, gut his ass, then bang some loli ass.

[Mustard]

You would fuck the same chicken the entire year?
Hell naw. There wouldn't be any reason to be monagomous.

[Archangel]

i will be a panic-inducing dark cloud approaching every country like the locust, man, animal, flora, and fauna cannot escape.

Explain to me the difference between "animal" and "fauna", please.

[Jericho]

Shut the hell up

[Archangel]

WTF are you doing in Philo, telling me to shut up, no less?



Also, see if I ever say anything nice to you again.

[Jericho]

She was being silly and you go all fauna and animal on it. coulda went man...or locust..or whatever. I like you fine, but posts like that are what gives you the "Pretentious ass" rep.

Yeah,yeah. I know you were kidding.

[Archangel]

I like my pretentious ass rep, thank you very much.

[Jericho]

Then carry on. But don't be upset when it gets under my skin. Pretentious asses bother me

[Archangel]

A "fuck you" or "grrr" from Anita would have been way sexier.

[IdiotBrain]

grrr






fuck you

[Archangel]

*facepalm*

[Morfin]

I would cheat the Grim Reaper with autoerotic asphyxiation until I die in a Thai hotel wearing a wig and red fishnet.

[WET HOT MESS]

meow

[moe_blunts]

I'd move to Albuquerque, NM and start cooking meth.

[Archangel]

meow

Now that's more like it.

[Okie Medicvet]

I would tell my kids they were on their own financially and take my money with me to live in Negril.

[hatepoppy]

I would cheat the Grim Reaper with autoerotic asphyxiation until I die in a Thai hotel wearing a wig and red fishnet.
i just dont get you.

youre in fucking bangkok and you cant find some 12 yr old boy to handle the 'autoerotic' part for a dollar seventy five?

[hatepoppy]

Explain to me the difference between "animal" and "fauna", please.
inorite?~!?

Shut the hell up
NO U!

WTF are you doing in Philo, telling me to shut up, no less?



Also, see if I ever say anything nice to you again.
dont be a fag.

She was being silly and you go all fauna and animal on it. coulda went man...or locust..or whatever. I like you fine, but posts like that are what gives you the "Pretentious ass" rep.

Yeah,yeah. I know you were kidding.
no shit and no shit.

I like my pretentious ass rep, thank you very much.
dont be a fag.

Then carry on. But don't be upset when it gets under my skin. Pretentious asses bother me
dont be a fag.

meow
YOU SHUT YOUR HOLE!

im retarded.

[WET HOT MESS]

here! (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=10)

[redsox39]

I can't say that I would envy your travel schedule

Careful about that AIDS in Africa...wait, 1 year to live!

[mdaddyrabbit]

Sit back with a cup of coffee and enjoy time with my child. Forget about work for a while.

[freegood]

1,289 days to 12/21/2012

[Nature's Folly]

Track down all the ones who annoy me and murder them.

[Zoso]

vegas, and two chicks at the same time

[satandole666]

I would contract aids and pass it on to as many people as possible before I died. Mix it in with a serial raping spree and I might set a record, who knows.

[Okie Medicvet]

now if there were a separate thread that said "when you die and could take people with you, who would they be?" Mine would be a short list with only four or five people I know on it, and no, I won't say who they are just in case I ever get a chance to actually do it I don't want them to have a heads up on it. ;)

edit: I will say that no one here, or anyone I know only online is on that list.

[Limp]

I would finally take pics of my tits and vag and send them to Limp.

[Okie Medicvet]

No, I will have pics of them as soon as I have the money to get taht connecter thing to the computer from the phone to put the pics on my computer. That's the only thing stopping me. I mean, I am pretty sure what will happen when you get them is that it will be just a matter of time before they become photoshop it and it becomes someones avatar. ;)

[mowin_nolan]

id get me a blonde asian, and probably take a huge loan and blow it all on awesome crap and trips.

[nickwashere]

The chances of you dying before that year is even up are still there. I say live life as you normally do, but cherish things a bit more. If you spend a whole year trying to do everything you want (that of which takes a lifetime), it gets exhausting and loses its charm.

[Okie Medicvet]

I would give up the house and all the bills that came with it, and tell my kids to pick out what they wanted from my stuff, because I have no life insurance to give them and no one will insure me. I will tell them I will continue to pay for their cars and the insurance, but to expect that to end when I die. Except Ronny...he's just 17, so I don't know if I died, if he would still get my social security and veterans disability.

So the cars and insurance would take over 1/3rd of my money, and would take the rest, get on a plane to Negril, find a nice cottage to rent, and go swimming every single day, including taking really high jumps from the cliffs.

Basically what I plan on doing anyways, just speeded up a year or two.

[SammyKC]

It used to be drink and wench til I drop. Now I think Id spend as much time with my daughter as possible.

[Morfin]

Drinking and wenching your daughter? Oooh, that's sick (or is Kansas City now in West Virginia?)

[Yelram]

Why run from death? Embrace it! I will rule my own end, and with it, take as many people as I can with it... Including the doctor... That and eat small girls...:)
HAHAHA you got the love ;-) pass it on....

[matelotindien]

Bed those gorgeous Japanese triplets at one time

[Bassmonster]

I would leave and see as much as I could and bang as many foreign women as possible.

[Joe's Job]

Kill you all and laugh while doing it... Have a nice day :)

[azngzus]

Travel to different countries and try to see as much as the world as possible.

[ed92]

i'd spend 10 months training in weapons and various martial arts, and see if i could have the cia drop me in afganistan for a suicide mission on my last two months. i'd probably get killed quick, but hey, what's a month or two. also, i'd grow a beard for above mission.

[3rdWorldDetroit]

1. Fly to Texas
2. Hunt down Kwame Kilpatrick
3. Make him confess to EVERYTHING
4. Pull the trigger
5. eliminate his offspring
6. Enjoy some Tex Mex
7. Meet my family in Costa Rica
8. Enjoy the tropical climate
9. Expire

[splinter]

God would not allow this to happen.