Survey

[WET HOT MESS]

These are fun to fill out. Feel free to include other surveys you come across.

NAME:
Anonymous
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
Whatever is good feng shui
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Uhhhh..
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
Conan, Reaper, Dexter, Fringe.... other stuffs

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I DON'T HAS!

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
MONOPOLYYYYY
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
Yo Mama's Asshole Weekly.

FAVORITE SMELLS:
Fresh out the shower, burning charcoal, fresh cut grass, man sweat, post masturbation musk

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Not knowing if I'm horny or if I really need to pee

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:

Your mother moans

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
Yes. I start screaming profanities if it gets bad enough.
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
I likes!

PEN OR PENCIL?
I prefer sharpies in my... uhh oh.. um... pen... cil. I can't decide!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
1-30
FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Vas Deferens

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Menses
FAVORITE FOODS:
As long as they're good
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
I lurve em.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
shokolade

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
rainbow!
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
bacon bitzzzz, they're like crack

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
What kind of shit question is that? I like to speed.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
YES!
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
David Carradine. Ask him a few questions. Or Oscar Wilde.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
I don't likes!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
I refuse to answer this question.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
I'm indecisive.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I loveee broccolisss!
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
I'm not a dudeee.....
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wanna be a sniper.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Um...silver!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
No. I hate everyone.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Period stains.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
It's half. Full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
I like kiwi strawberry.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
I CAN'T LIST THEM ALL!

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
AMBI... I jerkizzle with both hands.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Dur.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
What the fuck?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
dead hookers

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
3

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
i dunno. i like jeep wranglers. they make my panties wet.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
da bearzzzz?

[mongo]

These are fun to fill out. Feel free to include other surveys you come across.

NAME:
tim
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
800 sq ft 1 bedroom appt in downtown seattle
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
wasn't he the kid w/ crazy hair on american idol?
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
eastbound and down
was bsg until that shit ended

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
no mouse on my laptop.
joltin' joe is on my desktop pad

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
twister
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
highlights

FAVORITE SMELLS:
spring time on a baseball field. dirt/grass/sweat/failure

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
a hangover

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
getting trashed or a tight ass around my dick

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:

wicker park (gay movie, awesome indie soundtrack)

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
no.
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
orgasmic

PEN OR PENCIL?
pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2
FUTURE SON'S NAME:
three way tie between joe, brooks, and christie

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
joel
FAVORITE FOODS:
risotto.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
only if i see them like once ever few months

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
cookie dough! i just pick out the dough.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
bacon is bad

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
only if it's 300+ yards and on the fairway.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
i sleep with whores
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
joe dimaggio

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
rye. light rocks.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
i have no fucking clue.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
shel silverstein

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
yes plz
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
yes. but i would request her dirty undies in return.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
SS for teh yanks

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
grey

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
i thought so at the time, but no.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
indie band posters. star wars posters. mirrors. poop.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
depends. if it's water, half full. if it's beer, shit be empty.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
original lemon tea
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
some of the top of my head:
dirty work
dumb and dumber
casino
breakfast at tiffany's
amores peros
salo
etc....

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
i do everything but jerk off w/ my right hand

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
um, yeah, i'm not 98 years old.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
hoe.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
scabs

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
11

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
a8
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
baseball.

[Kerjack]

Mongo, only chicks do those.

[WET HOT MESS]

Kerjack, get out of my thread!

[vasili denisov]

These are fun to fill out. Feel free to include other surveys you come across.

NAME:
Ann Onymous
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
Human bloodstream, tapped into a host's spine
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
They cause me to disgorge passionate vehemence.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
The Office, Parks + Recreation, Aqua Teen five years ago.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
It's blue and says, "Yes, this _is_ a mousepad. Do not put a drink on this."

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Good god, a what?
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
The New Yorker, Ebony, Barely Legal

FAVORITE SMELLS:
German pastry or morning grass.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Is it the blue wire or the green wire? Goddamn it, I always mess this up.


BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Lovely long dark hair turning round to reveal an enigmatic bewitching face.


FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
Not sure, but it's probably by Ennio Morricone.


DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
Yes.
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
Pukeathon.

PEN OR PENCIL?
Pencil

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Why bother answering?
FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Ramses II

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Eweses II

FAVORITE FOODS:
I go for the non-metallic.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Unexcitedingly, yes.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
El blanco.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I have no use for ice cream, except as a potent lure or a weapon.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
See above

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
I like the song by The Cars, "Drive"
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
Stuffed?
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Moe Berg or Steve Martin

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Zima.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Robert Wowney Jr.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
T-Pain

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes. Does this mean I support terrorism?
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
If you're a girl, and you want my shirt, you must be really into unwashed, poorly designed clothing.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Kevin Federline autobiography copy editor.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blonde

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Other than myself, and Winnie the Pooh, my heart holds room for no one.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
The usual intestinal diagrams.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
That depends how you define the terms "empty", "full", "glass", "half", and "is".
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
Avoid. AVOID. AVOID.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
Casino, Jackie Brown, Le Mepris, Pennies from Heaven, Paths of Glory

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Following Unclassified Industrial Incident B, who has only two hands these days?

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Only when I'm breaking into some top security code and need to type really, really fast.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
A rake, not a hoe - because double standards are great.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Just the usual evidence relating to assassinations that attempted to cover up the existence of Atlantis.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
Brun's constant.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
Something with an engine that drives well in a post-apocalyptic landscape.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Industrial state decline, Sunday afternoons at 1 pm on ABC

[medlar]

These are fun to fill out. Feel free to include other surveys you come across.

NAME:
Sinjin, a gay sounding Irish name translated: Saint John..better.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
I live w/ uncle, aunt, two cousins, three dogs, three cats. I feel like I gotta bust outta there.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
What is that? Some kind of cleaner?
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
House, 30 Rock, The F Word, The Office, discoverychannelstuff, Conan..

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Um...stains of something I drank or ate, or from my sweaty palm.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Risk
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
GamePro/Gallery/bbcfootball/

FAVORITE SMELLS:
Clean hair on a girl, certain perfume she wears but I won't ask what, bark mulch, sea, good food smells baking,dinners.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Blueballs and constipation..thats two.


BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Release!


FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
quite a few, but Blade Runner and Shawshank redemption


DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
I havent been on a plane much, but I'm expecting to feel a bit closed in and maybe a bit sweaty on take off and landing and then extremely too bored to feel sick.
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
Too short and exhillarating..liek orgazmz

PEN OR PENCIL?
Black ink Biro

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
3, one if im expecting it from my gf.
FUTURE SON'S NAME:
medlar

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Anita
FAVORITE FOODS:
I just plain out like anything, I have no favorite dish really.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
What parents? I don't get along w/ my mum and I've never met a dad to not get along with.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
neither Im lactose

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
See above.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
Bacon bits get stuck in the molars and make for good digging, like your chewing on a thought.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
I like it a hell of alot better than bussing,obvious.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
I sleep with with my hand stuffed down my drawers hahaha oh ha. no I don't sleep with stuffed things.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Christopher Walken..he's ..different.


FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
voddie and lime..gay drink for sure, I'm not much of a drinker anyway.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Not important as it does not reflect in the least my personal traits. poppycocks.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Leonard Cohen..don't tell me he is not a poet! It depends on the prose anyway.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I wast no part on a vegetable.

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Not any favorite..wait if it gets me a view of boobage or say for the morning after..she can pick any shirt of mine she wants.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I want to be an astronaut and a professional football (soccer) player.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blue.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Twice, ok first time doesn't count, how can you tell beyond caring and lusting, it has to result in a long term relationship. Second time round it looks like it. Lets see how we survive the summer anyway.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Pikturz and a jolly rodger.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
I drink down an entire glass in one swallow..neither.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
sounds sickly sweet and gross.

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
There Will Be Blood, and a load of others, Some vietnam film as well.

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Im right for somethings, left for others, I like to turn right hand signs left loloolololo

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
I can type out the words one handed with my eyes closed.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
None, i hate the gardening tools i work with.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
My spent dreams and my ladmags. I have no idea what.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
7 my jersey #

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
Jeep wrangler cos it makes nita's knickers damp.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Footie of course sheesh.

[Alcestis]

NAME:
Not Lynn...

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
House near water. I like.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Gayness, ahoy.

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
Supernatural, Eureka, LOST, Fringe, House MD and others.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My kids.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Trivial Pursuit, 80s

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
In-Style and several home decorating mags

FAVORITE SMELLS:
baking, some cleaning products like furniture polish, the ocean at high tide, fresh cut grass...list is long.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Reading news that we lost, yet another service member abroad. ~+~

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
When my hubby gets home from traveling and the kids are ALL happy at the same time.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
I did purchase the Supernatural sountrack, pretty good. /shrugs

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
No.

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
I don't ride them.

PEN OR PENCIL?
Pens. But I have a sickening addiction to Sharpies, all colors and shapes.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
1-3

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
ah, no future nothing...

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
see above

FAVORITE FOODS:
Mexican, anything I make, and my treat food...pizza.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
One of them.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
I tolerate chocolate, but only in milkshake form.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
same as above...

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
neither

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
I don't drive.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
No

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Dale Earnhardt Jr. :o

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Don't drinkie.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Cancer

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Ralph Waldo Emerson (top of my head)

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yessssssssss

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
If I were a dude, I'd think about it.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
filling pot-holes

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Already had purple, so I'll stick with what I have.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Still am.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Paint.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
It's half. Full. /Anita

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
Lemon Ice Tea.

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
Numerous. One I watched this past weekend... "The Warriors".

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yep

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Gardening? Foreign question. I pay people to do that for me.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Nothing...thats one of my pet-peeves.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
5

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
65 or 68 Mustang

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
I think thats fairly obvious....vroooooommmmm!

[Daydreamer]

Originally posted by Medlar
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Um...stains of something I drank or ate, or from my sweaty palm.


Knowing you, that is not sweat left by your friend Rosie.

[medlar]

I have a better aim than to mess up my work space. Rosie likes it clean.

[Strega]

NAME:
Anonymous

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
Home…paid for

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Love the fun…doubt the science

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Fringe, BSG (dammit!),MMA, Color of War, +++

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
none

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
chess


FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
guns & ammo

FAVORITE SMELLS:
meat on a grill, clean, fresh pussy, new puppy, …

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
isolation

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
love

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
B.B. King – Best of B.B. King

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
No…too much time in the air

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
exciting!!!

PEN OR PENCIL?
fine point pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2…if I can get to it in time



FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Nickolahs (already)

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Faith (already)

FAVORITE FOODS:
charred red meat

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Did…both dead now.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
choc

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
black walnut

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
both

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
Yes….except in heavy traffic….

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
not unless she makes me!!

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
JFK

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
margarita

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
virgo

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
shaw

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No…only the flowers

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Yes…if she really needed it….not just fucking around

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wanna be a sniper. <<<< was, not as much fun as you would think

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
black

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
am

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
a couple of my son’s paintings

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
don’t drink it

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
I CAN'T LIST THEM ALL!

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
no

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
What the fuck?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
two shotguns, a knuckle knife, and a .45 glock

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
15

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
’67 GTO

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
MMA

[tsdhack]

NAME:
Robert

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
Rent....let someone else pay for what I break

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
meh

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Family Guy

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
none (wireless)

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
backgammon


FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
V-Twin

FAVORITE SMELLS:
a woman as she steps out of the shower

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
having someone you share your life with for 23 years suddenly die

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
love - yea, I'll go with that

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
Forest Gump

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
Not right now

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
I can take or leave them

PEN OR PENCIL?
gel pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
3

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Robert

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Savannah....she will grow up to be a stripper

FAVORITE FOODS:
charred red meat -mmmmm cooked animals

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
sure.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
choco

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
fudge swirl

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
both

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
Hell YES

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
no

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Ben Franklin

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Jack Daniels straight

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
aquarius

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Andrew Dice Clay

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No broccoli for me

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Yes…of course

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
King

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
black

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yep

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
pictures and paintings and the cross from my wife's funeral

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
half empty

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
don’t drink it <<< THIS

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
Blazing Saddles

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
no

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
a hoe

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
my AK 47

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
3

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
’53 Chevy....had it once

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Hockey

[bbates77]

NAME:
Ben

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
No rent, no board, $10 a week for internet.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
who?

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Dr Who

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
don't have a mouse

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
backgammon


FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
don't read mags

FAVORITE SMELLS:
kaffir lime

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
being sacked

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
warmth of a woman

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
Not sure, maybe something written by John Williams

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
I used to

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
Not scary enough

PEN OR PENCIL?
2B pencil

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I love it how you can pick it up before it rings then you freak out the person calling

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Not having another one

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Not having one of those either

FAVORITE FOODS:
Dark chocolate and roast almond

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Not always

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Peters Creamy Vanilla

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
croutons

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
Yep

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
nope

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Walt Disney

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Trapist Beer Triple

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Saggitarius

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET?
Pete Townshend

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
They're okay

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Yes, and I have done

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Orchestral double bassist for the Berliner Philharmoniker

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wouldn't

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yep

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
nothing, haven't even even thought about it until just now

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
which glass?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
who?

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
Avatar was pretty good

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
sometimes

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
a hoe (a stole that idea, sounded good)

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
stuff I don't use

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
7

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
Hummer

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Don't watch sport

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NAME:
Paul

LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
Isn't home ownership grand?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Isn't that the nude performer over at Jaguars?

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
currently Caprica

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
chess


FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
too many to name

FAVORITE SMELLS:
my woman's pussy

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
when she is gone

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
a woman's breath on my neck

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
A Hard Day's Night or Saturday Night Fever

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
no

ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
neither- most don't even roll the tummy

PEN OR PENCIL?
never make mistakes so always a pen (LOL)

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
phone doesn't ring, it sings

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
No more kids-- all girls

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
No more

FAVORITE FOODS:
Mexican food of all types

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Mostly

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Oreo

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
bacon bits

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
Yes

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
before my wife lost weight? LOL

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Marilyn Monroe

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
White Nipple (a stronger Slippery Nipple)

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Pisces

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET?
Alfred E Newman

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
People eat broccoli?

GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Absolutely

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pace Car driver for NASCAR

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If I had hair, jet black

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
still am

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
paint

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
always half full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
Raspberry Tea

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?:
Any John Wayne

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
righty for majority of things

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
both

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
pick axe

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
there is no under my bed

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
13.679

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
1967 Corvette Stingray Roadster

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
football