Syndicate
08-09-2008, 09:55 PM
Things to know about GMF and your Introduction.
01. Please try and post a meaningful, fact based, and informative introduction, and for the love of God don't try and be a tough ass. If you do, you will most likely fail miserably. Either way even if you post the most phenomenal intro in the history of GMF we will most likely make fun of you. The better the intro though, the less the hazing will be.
02. If you are female you'll most likely be to asked to show yours tits. If you don't show them we will probably call you names and make fun of you. IF YOU DO show them we will still probably call you names and make fun of you. It's just the way things go.
03. If for some reason your intro goes horribly wrong, and you are bashed to oblivion do not PM, message, or e-mail any of the Moderators or Admins asking for your account to be deleted or banned. It is against our policy, and just isn't going to happen.
04. Reputation Points (Rep) is pretty much meaningless to most of us. Being a new member you will most likely get at least a few negative Reps, especially if your intro isn't up to par. Before you throw a hissy fit about it just take a deep breath, relax, and then PM an Admin. If you ask nicely most of us will normally reset your Rep count.
05. POST A VIDEO or PICTURE of YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE SCENE IN YOUR INTRO. Obey, and all shall be well. There really is no real reason for this other than if you do it we know you read these rules/guidelines. Female members may substitute pictures of their own boobage in the place of this picture.
All that being said we're seriously a bunch of assholes most of the time, but it's just the way of GMF. It's all in good fun most of the time, but if you can't take the heat then don't bother. Otherwise I hope all of you at least give the place a chance, and try to play along. I assure you the more you post and contribute, the better/easier things get around here. On that note my advice is to read around the board a bit, and get a feel for the place before you even bother posting.
**ATTENTION PEOPLE: A number of introductions were deleted after that cluster-fuck earlier in the week. If someone joined in AUGUST/SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2008, and they already have several post, they MOST LIKELY had an INTRODUCTION, back the FUCK-OFF. Kapeesh? Many of our veteran members also had their introductions deleted too. Get a grip, and move along. **
Back to our regularly scheduled program.
01. Please try and post a meaningful, fact based, and informative introduction, and for the love of God don't try and be a tough ass. If you do, you will most likely fail miserably. Either way even if you post the most phenomenal intro in the history of GMF we will most likely make fun of you. The better the intro though, the less the hazing will be.
02. If you are female you'll most likely be to asked to show yours tits. If you don't show them we will probably call you names and make fun of you. IF YOU DO show them we will still probably call you names and make fun of you. It's just the way things go.
03. If for some reason your intro goes horribly wrong, and you are bashed to oblivion do not PM, message, or e-mail any of the Moderators or Admins asking for your account to be deleted or banned. It is against our policy, and just isn't going to happen.
04. Reputation Points (Rep) is pretty much meaningless to most of us. Being a new member you will most likely get at least a few negative Reps, especially if your intro isn't up to par. Before you throw a hissy fit about it just take a deep breath, relax, and then PM an Admin. If you ask nicely most of us will normally reset your Rep count.
05. POST A VIDEO or PICTURE of YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE SCENE IN YOUR INTRO. Obey, and all shall be well. There really is no real reason for this other than if you do it we know you read these rules/guidelines. Female members may substitute pictures of their own boobage in the place of this picture.
All that being said we're seriously a bunch of assholes most of the time, but it's just the way of GMF. It's all in good fun most of the time, but if you can't take the heat then don't bother. Otherwise I hope all of you at least give the place a chance, and try to play along. I assure you the more you post and contribute, the better/easier things get around here. On that note my advice is to read around the board a bit, and get a feel for the place before you even bother posting.
**ATTENTION PEOPLE: A number of introductions were deleted after that cluster-fuck earlier in the week. If someone joined in AUGUST/SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2008, and they already have several post, they MOST LIKELY had an INTRODUCTION, back the FUCK-OFF. Kapeesh? Many of our veteran members also had their introductions deleted too. Get a grip, and move along. **
Back to our regularly scheduled program.