View Full Version : 7.7.09 - Dolphin Olympics 2
RedBEARD
07-07-2009, 08:01 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/2gwvmzp.jpg
Some people don’t give animals credit for being as intelligent as they actually are. I know for a fact that there are certain people I work with who if they were to be judged on an IQ scale would fall significantly far behind my Dachshund. He’s a smart wiener, and he’s just a dog – his brain is the size of a golf ball, and because size automatically equates with superiority (Porno doesn’t lie!) you have to believe that some critter like a dolphin would be even smarter. This is probably why they’re simply content to go about their days, swimming, eating fish, and humping like…Well, dolphins, so that they can make more dolphins instead of doing stupid shit like we humans insist upon.
I give you – DOLPHIN OLYMPICS 2!
Game link: http://www.rawkins.com/games/do2/
This gaming contest will end on 7.13.09.
OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD: Last update – Through Post #13
Stax - 10,644,006
Pharon - 4,970,618
Tar Heel - 2,175,094
s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt - 1,144,305
hatepoppy - 784,725
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s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt
07-07-2009, 08:18 PM
Sure to be destroyed shortly:
735,854
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt/735854.png
I can't even figure out how to truly play... Though, I am kinda drunk.
hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 10:15 PM
784,725
http://i31.tinypic.com/246oxtz.jpg
justhere
07-07-2009, 10:35 PM
I never liked this game--mainly because I sucked at it.
s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt
07-07-2009, 10:46 PM
1,144,305
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt/1144305.png
Pharon
07-08-2009, 01:38 PM
Where are you limp, my little bitch?
4,970,618
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/SuperFan99/4970618.jpg
Tar Heel
07-08-2009, 02:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/dolphin.jpg
Tar Heel
07-08-2009, 02:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/dolphin3.jpg
2,175,094
Nice, a solid early round (got very nice timing and tricks in)
http://img265.imagevenue.com/loc50/th_85524_dolphin2_122_50lo.jpg (http://img265.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=85524_dolphin2_122_50lo.jpg)
6,032,905
Will take a while for me to re-up this one.
EDIT - Fuck, like 2 rounds later I get way better total tricks, but it got busted up halfway through so it was 2 sweet tricks (for only like 1.5 million) rather than one solid one
There we go, pulled the tricks together, got a way longer Starslide (and farther up):
http://img223.imagevenue.com/loc534/th_86190_dolphin2b_122_534lo.jpg (http://img223.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=86190_dolphin2b_122_534lo.jpg)
8,659,216
http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc345/th_96653_10644006_122_345lo.jpg (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96653_10644006_122_345lo.jpg)
10,644,006
That should last a little while at least.
Ohh hell no
I'll have to start tomorrow. I have some stomach virus and I am only at work for a few hours. The rest of the day I am shitting on myself.
Woot, got a 2nd long star slide on my last jump while I still had tons of speed (so went all the way around).
http://img198.imagevenue.com/loc865/th_78683_13536771_122_865lo.jpg (http://img198.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=78683_13536771_122_865lo.jpg)
13,536,771
Hoser
07-09-2009, 08:27 PM
I cant barely break 2 mil. Fuck you guys.
I cant barely break 2 mil. Fuck you guys.
I'm working on breaking 750k...
hatepoppy
07-11-2009, 01:40 AM
ahem.
42,683,934
http://i26.tinypic.com/24bs27r.jpg
justhere
07-14-2009, 05:45 PM
Holy shit!
RedBEARD
07-15-2009, 09:08 AM
Would've closed this yesterday if not for GMF's POS hosting taking a massive dump...Winners:
hatepoppy - 42,683,934
Stax - 13,536,771
Pharon - 4,970,618
Tar Heel - 2,175,094
s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt - 1,144,305
Not to be a huge dick, but the next competition's thread was also removed. I think 4 people had scores logged in Hedgehog Launch (http://armorgames.com/play/1760/hedgehog-launch).
EDIT:: I think the scores were something like 3, 4, 7, 11? Don't remember names, unfortunately...
hatepoppy
07-16-2009, 06:06 AM
redsox had 3, limp had 4, william had 11, donno about 7.
RedBEARD
07-16-2009, 09:13 AM
This place smells of deep-fried poop and fail...
Pharon
07-19-2009, 05:18 PM
Not sure what happened to the Hedgehog Launch thread, but as you're all aware, we've had some technical difficulties as of late regarding some of the forum data.
We're going to temporarily hold off on posting any new gaming contests while we try to hash out this problem. Stay tuned and enjoy your summer outdoors instead, you lazy bastards.