Off-Topic IV

[Alcestis]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=653792&postcount=2255

I'm speechless.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Alcetis is an admin and doesn't know how to quote posts?

[Datači]

She took the dark-sided money!

[BIG PIZZLE]

Cashmoney still the company and bitch I'm tha boss.

[Alcestis]

Alcetis is an admin and doesn't know how to quote posts?

its Alcestis...and you caught me. I can't quote posts.

/cuts

[Archangel]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=653792&postcount=2255

I'm speechless.

I'm pretty sure I'd rather go to Yemen or communist China than south of the Mason-Dixon.

[UNC]

Anyone here ever take Adderal?

I just scored some.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Snort it and study for finals.

[UNC]

The guy I got it from compared it's rush to that of cocaine.

[UNC]

I'll find out soon enough

[BIG PIZZLE]

You need something to do on Adderal or else your head is going to explode.

[Spanky]

marcus? youre not dead yet?

[Da Raider]

no! Don't do it! Please, for your sake and the ....blah, blah, blah...

[BIG PIZZLE]

I wish I had some b/c I have a stack of mail about a foot and a half high that I need to deal with before my secretary can file it.

[Da Raider]

I wish I had some b/c I have a stack of mail about a foot and a half high that I need to deal with before my secretary can file it.

file it all in the paper shredder

[BIG PIZZLE]

file it all in the paper shredder

I dont throw anything away. My secretary hates that and it will probably make me bald. I dont care tho, cant fuck with my hussle. I'm TOM G baby, Top Of My Game.

[POO POO CANNON]

dood

[WET HOT MESS]

no more audrina?!?!

[fuldstændigamok]

Oooh piz went back to his Lance Armstrong av. Pitty, I was getting used to his sexy Alec's av.

[WET HOT MESS]

more like stretch armstrong

[POO POO CANNON]

no more audrina?!?!

i accidently baleted her and i needed a stand in chick until i get back home :(

[Gary_Busey]

Hopefully, when Lance Armstrong wins again, all of France will commit mass suicide.

[WET HOT MESS]

so sad!

[POO POO CANNON]

is bud light with lime actually good?

i'm so bored, fuck, i came up to school for the weekend and all my friends are at a soccer game or something stupid so i'm all alone.

[Gary_Busey]

It's Bud Light. Of course it's not good.

[fuldstændigamok]

Hopefully, when Lance Armstrong wins again, all of France will commit mass suicide.

Good thing that this will never happen, then.

[Gary_Busey]

I guess 8 wins is a little overkill.

[Nature's Folly]

I wish i had some weed right now....i want to be in constant haze.

[POO POO CANNON]

no more audrina?!?!

temporarily fixenated!

[fuldstændigamok]

I guess 8 wins is a little overkill.

No it's not. I mean if you deserve them, it's ok, it's even great. If you cheat your way all through your pro life, though, it kinda sucks.

[POO POO CANNON]

We all know Lance didn't cheat.

Stop being gay.

[BiōHazard]

No it's not. I mean if you deserve them, it's ok, it's even great. If you cheat your way all through your pro life, though, it kinda sucks.

He cheated ball cancer. Hater.

[Jericho]

Hey, fellas

[POO POO CANNON]

Hey, fellas

please tell me you have an interesting story to whisk me away from bored town.

[Jericho]

please tell me you have an interesting story to whisk me away from bored town.

Not even a little bit, you rich little brown kid. Fuck off.

[Gary_Busey]

No it's not. I mean if you deserve them, it's ok, it's even great. If you cheat your way all through your pro life, though, it kinda sucks.
Lulz, he didn't cheat. Frenchies are such sore losers.

[POO POO CANNON]

Not even a little bit, you rich little brown kid. Fuck off.

alrighty then.

[DjAg]

Anita will quit before 9,500. 9,600 at most.


WET HOT MESS (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=6)
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 9,546


I win.

[DjAg]

I just realized how awesome it is to realize something in comparison to poo poo cannon. Because then you compare stuff to poo poo. And that's funny.

[Datači]

You know what else is funny? Not you.

[DjAg]

Meh, I never had that as a goal. I'm just a drunk guy who can type.

[POO POO CANNON]

Why am I always the stepping stone?

WHEN IS IT MY TIME TO SHINE?

[The GWD]

My stepsister is having a birthday party for her daughter at this pizza place and I've been invited. It would mean free pizza, but it's a good half hour drive away. Is it worth it?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I wish i had some weed right now....i want to be in constant haze.

After I'm done work, I'm gonna get high and test-drive cars.

[DjAg]

My stepsister is having a birthday party for her daughter at this pizza place and I've been invited. It would mean free pizza, but it's a good half hour drive away. Is it worth it?

Fuck yes. Free pizza is worth a kidney.

[Datači]

Yes. I once gave my blood away just for the pizza cupon. I had the money, but the cupon was free. Free things rule.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Fuck yes. Free pizza is worth a kidney.

Depends on the pizza. In medschool we had free Dominos about once a week. That shit is disgusting and I'll eat just about anything.

[The GWD]

Fuck yes. Free pizza is worth a kidney.

Yes. I once gave my blood away just for the pizza cupon. I had the money, but the cupon was free. Free things rule.

Wow, pizza is worth a kidney and blood. Toss in some semen and yeast I'll make my own pizza, HEY-O.

I was already leaning towards yes because the pizza place is like a local kind of delicious pizza. Not chain shit. But the problem lies herein; I've been sick for two days and haven't eaten anything and have no appetite. Should I really force myself to eat pizza, just because it's delicious and free?

[and]

My stepsister is having a birthday party for her daughter at this pizza place and I've been invited. It would mean free pizza, but it's a good half hour drive away. Is it worth it?


is it good pizza?

[Jericho]

My stepsister is having a birthday party for her daughter at this pizza place and I've been invited. It would mean free pizza, but it's a good half hour drive away. Is it worth it?

Depends. Are you still hella sick?

[BIG PIZZLE]

If you're sick and you're going to a party with little kids, it would be worth it just to give those little bastards your swine flu.

[The GWD]

is it good pizza?
Let me put it this way: if someone from Venice, Italy came to this country and ate some, he'd never fucking go back home.

Depends. Are you still hella sick?
It's weird, I'm not nearly as sick as yesterday. I only have a small headache, but I still have no appetite. Maybe the smell of the pizza could change that.

[DjAg]

Let me put it this way: if someone from Venice, Italy came to this country and ate some, he'd never fucking go back home.


It's weird, I'm not nearly as sick as yesterday. I only have a small headache, but I still have no appetite. Maybe the smell of the pizza could change that.

It made me puke when I (as I was told) actually had the swine flu.

Then I ate it, and puked again.

[BIG PIZZLE]

If you had the swine flu, GTFO OF MY THREAD!

[Alcestis]

Free pizza, yes. But did Uncle GWD buy a gift?

[The GWD]

It made me puke when I (as I was told) actually had the swine flu.

Then I ate it, and puked again.

You for realz had the swine flu? YOU GAVE IT TO ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER VIRUS.

[The GWD]

Free pizza, yes. But did Uncle GWD buy a gift?

Uhm, well no. Then the pizza wouldn't technically be free. I figure if I show up at the same time as my dad and stepmother, I could come in like I helped with the gift they got.

[DjAg]

You for realz had the swine flu? YOU GAVE IT TO ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER VIRUS.


I actually had swine flu (or so I've been told by a few doctors in retrospect). It sucked, but I was only sick for like 2 weeks, and absolutely nothing happened aside from some puke and snot all over.

So, in other words... I don't actually know. Basically my mom got worried and forced me to go to the doctor after the fact to see if it was Swine Flu. They basically said "Almost definitely, but we can't say yes without blah blah blah".

[Jack Bauer]

swine flu is over rated

[DjAg]

swine flu is over rated

If I actually had it, true story.

Just have a fresh box of kleenex and a bucket by you for a bit.

[The GWD]

I know how I (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=611339&postcount=15434) got the swine flu.

[STDSkillz]

G-Dub. It's been way too long.

[Jericho]

What up, night crew in the day day

[STDSkillz]

Hey Broel, what's shaking?

[Bizz]

I know how I (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=611339&postcount=15434) got the swine flu.

She looks like I thought she would but she is a lot smaller than anticipated.

[Jericho]

My butt

[STDSkillz]

Now I know it's a party.

[STDSkillz]

Hmm, maybe not.

[Jericho]

How was your party last night?

[STDSkillz]

Pretty fun. Had a crew of about 9 or 10 here, I think. The girls ended up going down in the hot tub and getting naked. That's always a good time. I didn't drink, though. Had to take care of the drunk assholes.

[Datači]

Now. THIS is a pary.


http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/LinoOverdrive/1232143921605.jpg

[STDSkillz]

I always wondered how Croatians partied.

[Datači]

We use olive oil for lube.

[Datači]

It's true!

[STDSkillz]

The smells must be ... wonderful.

[WET HOT MESS]

bitches ate all my fried chicken. :(

[STDSkillz]

I love fried chicken!!

[WET HOT MESS]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/1266518357.html

fucking lulz

[WET HOT MESS]

assholes ate all the fried chicken before i got to taste it. i left it out for less than 10 minutes.

[STDSkillz]

Let's buy that.

[WET HOT MESS]

it's cursed, why would you buy it. plus if you buy it, he'd still be cursed.. unless that was your plan. then you're evil.

[Datači]

Let's buy happiness.

[WET HOT MESS]

let me mail you some of my love.

[WET HOT MESS]

and by love i mean dirty panties

[Kerjack]

How many panties do you own? I think you could have clothed half of Africa by now

[Datači]

mmmm

[WET HOT MESS]

somewhere between 30 and 40. it's not that much.

[Kerjack]

somewhere between 30 and 40. it's not that much.
And by Africa I mean the continent not the people, and it should only take about 6 pairs cuz your ass has gotten so big

[Datači]

I LOVE YOUR ASS, ANITA.

[WET HOT MESS]

not all africans are tiny like the Ethiopians you see on National Geographic.

[WET HOT MESS]

I LOVE YOUR ASS, ANITA.
wanna go ass to ass?

[Datači]

that would be so sexy.

[WET HOT MESS]

we'll try to recreate that scene from Requiem for a Dream.

[Jericho]

What's up, my Croatian pal!

[Bizz]

wanna go ass to ass?

Nothing is special, is it?

[Claydon]

greetings gentlemen, and bizz.

[Datači]

What's up, my Croatian pal!

I'm being emo tonight. I missed a chance to get some money, and my guuuurl is miles away and we'll never be together.

But i'm still sexy. How about you?

[WET HOT MESS]

Nothing is special, is it?
i'm not special either.

[Datači]

i'm not special either.

Since when are cyclopses not special?

[Bizz]

i'm not special either.

I remember the first time you asked me for ass to ass. I thought "Oh golly gee I must be special!" but Datachi?! Come on.

[Kerjack]

Since when are cyclopses not special?

Since Futurama aired.

[Datači]

I remember the first time you asked me for ass to ass. I thought "Oh golly gee I must be special!" but Datachi?! Come on.



She'd fuck me before you. It's true.

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/07/0716_hillary_chucky_88966569.jpg

[Kerjack]

She'll fuck me before you. It's true.

[Bizz]

She'd fuck me before you. It's true.

:eek:

[WET HOT MESS]

i'd be a lesbian before i fuck you Kerjack. i wouldn't even enjoy hate fucking you and i day dream about hate fucking almost everyone.

[WET HOT MESS]

also, mac n cheese time.

[Datači]

:eek:

I know how you feel.

[Datači]

Oh wait, i don't.

[Claydon]

i'd be a lesbian before i fuck you Kerjack. i wouldn't even enjoy hate fucking you and i day dream about hate fucking almost everyone.

i seriously doubt that, especially with regards to me.

[Kerjack]

You act like you have a choice in the matter. She'll = She will ; She'd = She would.

[Jericho]

I'm being emo tonight. I missed a chance to get some money, and my guuuurl is miles away and we'll never be together.

But i'm still sexy. How about you?

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

[Bizz]

I just want to make love. :(

[Kerjack]

If you type 'she' too much it starts looking really weird.

[Datači]

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

I can't. I'll wake up my dad.

[Datači]

But i'll do it first thing in the morning.

[Jericho]

I can't. I'll wake up my dad.

He shouldn't be sleeping by the fridge, anyway

[Bizz]

I can't. I'll wake up my dad.

Um. How old are you?

[Datači]

I'm 18

[Datači]

Do you respect me even less now?

[Datači]

He shouldn't be sleeping by the fridge, anyway

Actually, i think my life would be a lot better if i slept by the fridge.

[Bizz]

Do you respect me even less now?

I respect you as much as you can respect an 18 year old Croatian gypsy.

[Datači]

But I have an amazing ass.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Today, I looked at BMWs and Audis. Audi really wants to make a deal. BMW doesnt even give a fuck about my money.

[Bizz]

Today, I looked at BMWs and Audis. Audi really wants to make a deal. BMW doesnt even give a fuck about my money.

You should get a bus for some hot bus on bus action.

[Jericho]

I missed this story. Did Pizzle ride get creamed by a Sambo machine?

[Claydon]

Today, I looked at BMWs and Audis. Audi really wants to make a deal. BMW doesnt even give a fuck about my money.


Try crevier bmw

[Bizz]

Who gets hit by a bus? They're hard to miss. Pizzle must drive like a chick.

[Bizz]

Correction. An Asian chick.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I drive like a MAN! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOQ!

[Bizz]

More like Big Pissy Fit. Just like a chick.

[BIG PIZZLE]

NEG.

[Bizz]

Ahhh! My only weakness! Negs. How'd you know?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm geneous.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You know what I love? Being at home in my boxers. You know what else I love? Orange juice.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It tastes so gooood.

[STDSkillz]

Orange juice after brushing your teeth is hard times.

[theAlbinoWine-O]

Orange juice after brushing your teeth is hard times.

yeah it is, i did it this morning, but grape juice is worse.. mint and grape tastes like throw up

[WET HOT MESS]

why is everyone not here?!?!

[STDSkillz]

Weekends have been pretty slow at GMF recently.

[WET HOT MESS]

everyone is partying again?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just almost got into a confrontation with a car salesman named Galib.

[Bizz]

I'm playing 1 vs 100 on Xbox and it's awesome.

[Archetype]

I hate tequilla.

[Bizz]

Tequila hates you too.

[Archetype]

The only way you would know that is if you could do astro-projection.

[}{arlequin]

I hate tequilla.
fail. ur missing out.

[Phil Theehor]

Harl, what are you doing here at 9 on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be readying yourself to drop a hot salty down a model's gullett?


EDIT: Hey Evan. Long time, no see.

[}{arlequin]

yesterday was my party night w/ an all day thing tomorrow, well into the night. so today's my chill time.

[Kerjack]

My town is too small, so far 3 people in my class knew who I was without me knowing them.

[Bizz]

My town is too small, so far 3 people in my class knew who I was without me knowing them.

Still too big for you if you're a virgin.

[Kerjack]

No, too small, I'm not able to do anything without a flyer going out.

[Archetype]

Golfing sucks.

Harl, what are you doing here at 9 on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be readying yourself to drop a hot salty down a model's gullett?


EDIT: Hey Evan. Long time, no see.
Hey Phil.

[STDSkillz]

You taking classes this summer, JJ?

[Archetype]

You taking classes this summer, JJ?
Indeed. Although, I have to get an extension or I'll fail the one.

[Stax]

Time to re-read Deathly Hallows.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just found out that I have 2 steaks in the freezer. Time to eat steak.

[Kerjack]

I just had more pork chops, but now I am out *sad face*

[Skybase]

I had a couple of steaks last night. . on my George Foreman grill. . Mmm

[Kerjack]

Meh

[Kerjack]

MEH.

[Skybase]

Meh your naked, writhing mom in my bed!

[Kerjack]

*bump*?

[UNC]

Hey Now.

I drunk

[Skybase]

This is just wrong. Off-topic this slow. .right. . now??

[Stax]

I'm all sweaty.

[UNC]

First rule of Off Topic...don't talk about it

[Hannibal Lecter]

Did someone say Off Topic?

[leafsmack0]

waht the fuck is off topic

[Kerjack]

Its like Hot Topic but not as cool

[Le Goat]

GTFO ON 1VS100 MONGO!

[leafsmack0]

Its like Hot Topic but not as cool

damn that sucks considering how much hot topic sucks dick.

[Kerjack]

You must have noticed how popular sucking dick is around this place

[leafsmack0]

I know how popular it is at my place (3 guys, thats a lot of dick sucking). Sometimes I suck my roommates dick for some weed. Now that's an addiction man!

[Le Goat]

oh. my. god.


BIZZ LISTENS TO MOBY

[leafsmack0]

hey guys am I cool?
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/1247973568385.jpg

[Stax]

hey guys am I cool?
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/1247973568385.jpg

DBZ VHS? No. Pokemon avi's/mpg's like me? YES

[leafsmack0]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/1247970260648.jpg

[The GWD]

I ran a red light on my way home. Almost hit a truck. I'm fucking retarded.

[leafsmack0]

I ran a red light on my way home. Almost hit a truck. I'm fucking retarded.

Not smooth bro!

[leafsmack0]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/1247974360704.jpg

[Claydon]

i get high with the help of my friends...

[UNC]

[\fdgh

[UNC]

zdthuysrth

[Okie Medicvet]

I weighed myself, and the doc was right. See, I weighed myself every day for a long time and it didn't seem like I was losing jack shit..then the scale at the doc's said I lost 18lbs, so I weighed myself on my own scale again, and it says I have lost 19lbs so I like my scale again. But I am still going to only weight myself every other week like the doc says so I don't get too discouraged.

[Face]

I hate it when I take my socks off and my feet are all itchy, especially when I have to scratch them until they're raw to make the itching go away

I think there's something wrong with me

[Archangel]

It's called fungus.

[STDSkillz]

Ew

[UNC]

True or False

2 dead forums are better than 1.

[DjAg]

poo poo face.

[Evil]

Bwhahahahhaahahahah so long Lance Armstrong!

[Gary_Busey]

My fucking head hurts.

[Claydon]

My fucking head hurts.

hang over?

[Gary_Busey]

Very much so.

[DjAg]

I am hung over AND drunk. I win.

[Kerjack]

My back looks a little bit like someone took a cat of nine tails to it after reassembling one of the large clutches on the side of the combine. Parts are heavy as hell the area is as high and cramped as shit and your back is pressed against some rather jagged pieces of metal.

[The GWD]

I still much prefer the aesthetic of this forum. It's happy and light. As opposed to dark and foreboding, like my life is anyways.

[DjAg]

It's called options, try them.

[Trident]

It's quiet in this place.

[fuldstændigamok]

Everybody run off when they see you.

[Claydon]

or did they?!

[dick_darlington]

or did they?!
oh, they did!

[Ninja Pope]

oh, they did!

We did. I ran off on Friday in anticipation.

[dick_darlington]

did you fuck that chick and take pictures?

[Ninja Pope]

did you fuck that chick and take pictures?

Hell yes and yes.

[dick_darlington]

Hell yes and yes.
i will gently nudge you into the proper place (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=769)to post those pics..

[Ninja Pope]

i will gently nudge you into the proper place (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=769)to post those pics..

See, that makes me a little uneasy, since this girl is neither trashy nor a slut.

[Billy]

This place is so dead now. The only people left posting regularly seem to be the dregs of the gmf. It's so eerie. Where are all of the quality posters? It's like in Atlas Shrugged when all of society's quality members have moved on and most of them started their own separate, better society just for themselves. WHO IS JOHN GALT?

[Pox]

Quality members of society? Thats debatable in several cases.

[Face]

god I love sundays

[Ninja Pope]

god I love sundaes

Fixed for spelling.

[Face]

they're pretty good too

[Ninja Pope]

they're pretty good too

Fuck yeah.

[ElemenoP]

I'm so tired from this weekend. It doesn't feel like I even HAD a weekend.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Very fast weekend for me as well.

[Face]

time flies when you're slurping cum

[Face]

I mean, so I've heard

[STDSkillz]

Dear RP: I'm so sorry it came to this.

[Ninja Pope]

Server fail.

[Face]

I is sad

[Jericho]

Fuck it. Marcus is already there. This is the new forum. GMF is fail

http://www.teamrawdog.com/forums/

[Face]

why am I not an admin here? Broel, you're way too impulsive when you're drinking

[Skybase]

Fuck you Jericho. I shoulda known better than to click on a GMF link. All this time and you finally fucking got me. Didn't think my computer would EVER stop. Fuck you.

[STDSkillz]

Uhh, yeah, I have like 10 viruses on my computer now. Shit, man.

[Pox]

it doesn't even matter at this point

[Skybase]

Uhh, yeah, I have like 10 viruses on my computer now. Shit, man.


Shit. I didn't even notice the viruses. Fucking glad my AV already quarantined them. Goddamn.

[WET HOT MESS]

bump

[ElemenoP]

I'm addicted to trail mix.

[Da Raider]

I'm beat.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Why is this place so dead right now?

[Ninja Pope]

I was wondering the same thing. I thought last night was just a Sunday lull, but the board is STILL dead.

[WET HOT MESS]

people must've got tired of the server sucking all the time.

[Ninja Pope]

Hopefully they'll be back soon now that the server seems to have settled.

[Jericho]

More like, farewell GMF

[Stax]

:(

[TheImpossibleMan]

More like, farewell GMF
So are you still trying to get viruses on people's computers by liking bugged sites?

[Jericho]

lolwut?

[Jericho]

Oh, shit. TiM is a fucking idiot!

[WET HOT MESS]

meh

[WET HOT MESS]

OMG POSTWHOERETIMESATJKLSJGKLAJ

[Pox]

youre both idiots

[Claydon]

kind of figured gmf was no more.

[DjAg]

Oh we'll all come back, I mean, what lives would we leave GMF to go do.

[Claydon]

Oh we'll all come back, I mean, what lives would we leave GMF to go do.

it would certainly make my work life far more boring.

[WET HOT MESS]

GMF, my first love

[TheImpossibleMan]

Oh, shit. TiM is a fucking idiot!
I just saw the link you provided and saw the posts in which people bitched about the site is. I don't think I've made any unreasonable conclusions...

Fuck you Jericho. I shoulda known better than to click on a GMF link. All this time and you finally fucking got me. Didn't think my computer would EVER stop. Fuck you.

[Jericho]

They were being silly, because they're already over there, dumbass. DUMBASS!

[Jericho]

You weren't the least bit suspicious at barely 100 posts in 11 hours? Retardo = you

[Claydon]

wait, i got there before tim did?

I thought I was the lowest of the low on GMF.

Now, clearly I am the second to the lowest!!!

yes!

[DjAg]

wait, i got there before tim did?

I thought I was the lowest of the low on GMF.

Now, clearly I am the second to the lowest!!!

yes!

Nah, you're just quicker.