Off-Topic IV

[Stax]

wait, i got there before tim did?

I thought I was the lowest of the low on GMF.

Now, clearly I am the second to the lowest!!!

yes!

So you're on top of TiM. *giggle*

Congrats. *giggle*

When's the wedding, and is it in MA or CT?

[WET HOT MESS]

sometimes you guys really suck

[Skybase]

TiM was pwn3d.

[DjAg]

TiM was pwn3d.

http://anonym.to/?http://poststuff4.entensity.net/072009/flash.php?media=jesus.flv

[redsox39]

So you're on top of TiM. *giggle*

Congrats. *giggle*

When's the wedding, and is it in MA or CT?

or Iowa!

[fuldstændigamok]

Redsox really is a slow retard, isn't he?

[redsox39]

Redsox really is a slow retard, isn't he?

whereas, Fuld's retardation came on at an incredibly rapid pace...

[fuldstændigamok]

Keep digging, maybe one day you'll get it...

[jimmyb]

Whats crackin'?

[WET HOT MESS]

not much

[jimmyb]

I see that. Ho-hum.

[Trident]

So, when do we close the door on this place?

[jimmyb]

I guess you can do that whenever you want. Just don't come here, yeah?

[Trident]

Who are you?

[jimmyb]

Just some guy. Who are you?

[Trident]

I'm not just some guy. I don't think you've noticed, but I'm kind of a big deal here.

[jimmyb]

Says here you're a butt nut. But you can do PS. Big deal indeed.

[EDIT] I see you find Claydon funny as well.

[WET HOT MESS]

where's everyoneeee?!?!

[Snatch]

This reminds me of my sweet 16. :(

[WET HOT MESS]

hiiii

[Nature's Folly]

Hello all.

[WET HOT MESS]

hi

[Okie Medicvet]

I'm here...but i doubt you want to talk to widdle ole me.

[FlipHKD]

are they coming back?

I want them all back. I don't wanna start all over again. fffffuuu

[jimmyb]

Howdy again.

[Okie Medicvet]

being sober sucks.

[jimmyb]

Drink

[Okie Medicvet]

being broke sucks even worse.

[Ninja Pope]

being broke sucks even worse.

Yeah, just ask the server.

[Ninja Pope]

OT is now my own personal playground.

[Ninja Pope]

WHEEEEEE!

[jimmyb]

As great as this is... see you all some other time.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Fuck this. I'm getting drunk.

[Hannibal Lecter]

im if you want to talk...

[WET HOT MESS]

post post post post post

[FlipHKD]

nooooo I had hoped this day would never come.

must post as much as possible.

[WET HOT MESS]

post post post *breathe* post post post

[FlipHKD]

oh my god oh my god oh my god

[FlipHKD]

oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god

[FlipHKD]

I'll throw this here for those who forgot.

Y9KyBdPeKHg

[WET HOT MESS]

here, have some cocaine. i hear it'll calm you down.

[Hannibal Lecter]

No talent hack stole Farrah from the Six-Million Dollar Man, and then killed her. Oh god...oh...man...

[Okie Medicvet]

Farrah was the PINUP GAL.

now for guys, there were Luke Duke, BJ and the Bear, andyes, I will admit it, Erik Estrada.

But my one true crush that I will never get over never had his naked chest on tiger beat..Paul Michael Glaser. Like the fist of an angry god, I would so hit that@!

[Snatch]

Farrah was the PINUP GAL.

now for guys, there were Luke Duke, BJ and the Bear, andyes, I will admit it, Erik Estrada.

But my one true crush that I will never get over never had his naked chest on tiger beat..Paul Michael Glaser. Like the fist of an angry god, I would so hit that@!

Is this some stream of consciousness shit, because you fucking lost me.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Starsky. Okie wants to fuck him. That's pretty straight forward.

[TheImpossibleMan]

As good a night as any to get drunk.

[Face]

I need a vacation

[Face]

and a shower

[WET HOT MESS]

yeah you do stinky!

[Face]

you know you want some of this stank

[TheImpossibleMan]

I understood what Okie said, but that be because she was talking about sexin' dudes.

[WET HOT MESS]

no thank you

[TheImpossibleMan]

*may be because

[TylerDurden]

Farrah was the PINUP GAL.

now for guys, there were Luke Duke, BJ and the Bear, andyes, I will admit it, Erik Estrada.

But my one true crush that I will never get over never had his naked chest on tiger beat..Paul Michael Glaser. Like the fist of an angry god, I would so hit that@!

why you bringin' that shit up in here? no one cares who's angry old dick you would or wouldn't squat on. christ, that shit's gross.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Not as gross as your description! I'm not trying to think about Okie squatting anywhere.

[TylerDurden]

I'm trying to think about Okie squatting anywhere.

well, keep thinking about it.

[TheImpossibleMan]

well, keep thinking about it.
No u.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Fuck me. I keep leaving out words.

[TheImpossibleMan]

I'm pretty clearly a "happy drunk". I think that has been established.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Dewars tastes like shit.

[TylerDurden]

jesus, this place is pathetic.

[Claydon]

Dewars tastes like shit.

it was never meant to taste good

[The GWD]

I'm touching myself.

[TheImpossibleMan]

I'm touching myself.
So am I! High five!






aaaaawkward...

[The GWD]

No TiM. It's not awkward.

....touch me.

[TheImpossibleMan]

No TiM. It's not awkward.

....touch me.
like, with the flat of my palm? As we high five?

[IdiotBrain]

But my one true crush that I will never get over never had his naked chest on tiger beat..Paul Michael Glaser. Like the fist of an angry god, I would so hit that@!


http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/nov2007/6/5/90DA3486-F659-E1F8-C9A6638E50CA59FE.jpg

Oh fuck yeah okie!

Getcha some!

[TheImpossibleMan]

I just saw a porno that was so shitty and boring that it completely killed my boner.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Why the fuck is GMF so dead?

[TheImpossibleMan]

Has anyone ever used eHarmony before? I started using it on a lark, but it's actually been pretty nice. I'm waiting for the part where I have to pay $150 before I'm allowed to communicate directly with anyone, or secure the means for communication outside of eHarmony (aka e-mails, phone #). Does anyone know if using the site's free services is actually worth it?

[Trident]

Where the fuck is everyone? This is getting stupid, has the sever fucked up for some of them?

[Limp]

Where'd everyone go?

[fuldstændigamok]

DTC

[Da Raider]

OT is the new "polls" thread.

[IdiotBrain]

Holy fuck people. GMF is slow for one day and you guys are passing bowling balls.

You all need to seriously consider some sort of therapy. [outside of herbal]

[Trident]

Holy fuck people. GMF is slow for one day and you guys are passing bowling balls.

You all need to seriously consider some sort of therapy. [outside of herbal]

Well, excuse me Mr. Some of us like it here, you know.

[Nature's Folly]

Wow this place is just dying.

[Jericho]

Why the fuck is GMF so dead?

You are so buttfucking stupid that it baffles my mind

[BIG PIZZLE]

Seriously? Did the server kill everyone's accounts?

[NOTKyle]

I can get on between 2300 hours and 2350 on every day that starts with a T.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It's like planet of the Apes, man. Everyone's gone... Weirfest thing ever.

[Okie Medicvet]

whoa, man, I am seriously tripping. And I even spelled everything right.

[Okie Medicvet]

Janis is a GODDESS! A GODDESS, I SAY!

[Okie Medicvet]

*watches tumbleweed roll by*

[TylerDurden]

okie, look! it's doin' another lap!

[Da Raider]

Why the fuck is GMF so dead?

DEATH IS INEVITABLE.

[VoxAngelikus]

Is it true that this place is shutting down?

[TylerDurden]

Is it true that this place is shutting down?

i hadn't heard that, but maybe as a moderator you heard something i didn't. seems okie's runnin' this beast now.

[freegood]

Why the fuck is GMF so dead?

Swine flu

[Archetype]

Swine flu
HIV

[Okie Medicvet]

I'm running this beast? Ack..you mean me..run myself..no wai!!!

[SimpleSean]

I go to bed two hours early thinking of adjusting my schedule and working out in the morning and now it looks like one of those four hours of sleep nights because I'm staring into the face of consciousness. Sucks.

That'll learn me for trying to be healthier.

[}{arlequin]

i can almost hear an echo... running through the empty hallways it seems

[Banon]

Okie, post your tits and they will come.

[Da Raider]

Okie, post your tits and they will come.

i heard Okie was gonna post her tits, so I came running as fast as I could.

[WET HOT MESS]

wow hi guys

[Banon]

Hey anita!!!

[WET HOT MESS]

k, i'm leaving.

[freegood]

HIV

HIV's a conspiracy by gays and blacks to feel even more self-important.

[White.Rabbit]

I went absolutely psycho last night. broke the mirror off my boyfriends car and smashed his phone.
HAAAAAAAAAAA

[}{arlequin]

I went absolutely psycho last night. broke the mirror off my boyfriends car and smashed his phone.
HAAAAAAAAAAA
tell us more! sounds like a good story so far

[Archetype]

Did you drive him to a shitty hotel so he could buy crack and nearly get into a scrap with a bunch of greasy homeless people?

[satandole666]

He probably just left the toilet seat up.

[Mustard]

What the jesus?

[Bizz]

bump

[Mustard]

I leave for 3 days and this is what I come back to?

[White.Rabbit]

he had three other girlfriends!

[Mustard]

This place is more dead than the 3 zombies I just killed.

[NoGravitas]

Whats this teamrawdog thing and should i be concerned with it?

[Face]

its a gag site, it'll pummel your system with viruses until your CPU explodes

[Mustard]

Will somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I dont know man. I can barely log on. Maybe everyone else is having the same problem.

[Datači]

i totally have an erection.

[Datači]

,m

[Datači]

2441241

[Datači]

ff

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://www.xvideos.com/video192714/merged_item7_1

[Le Goat]

the flying fuck happened to this site?


where'd everyone go?


omg hai gaizz

[Datači]

http://www.xvideos.com/video192714/merged_item7_1

rofl

[Nature's Folly]

he had three other girlfriends!

*points and laughs* YOU GOT PLAYED.

[WET HOT MESS]

slow night.

[ElemenoP]

I'm so tired.

[Syndicate]

slow night.


Must be a Jewish Holiday or sumfin.

[Limp]

your face is jewish

[WET HOT MESS]

Fucking jews

[Will-Kill]

They killed Jesus and got Barrack in the White Horse. Plus they have no souls and lie all the time.

[TylerDurden]

I went absolutely psycho last night. broke the mirror off my boyfriends car and smashed his phone.
HAAAAAAAAAAA

omg, you're such. a badass. bitch. guys everywhere better watch out for how "crazy" and "psycho" you are; they'd better not fuck with you. /sarcasm

rofl. you're fucking retarded.

he had three other girlfriends!

so the logical and mature thing to do was destroy his property? what are you? ten? did you pull his fucking hair and tattle to the teacher, too?

he was obviously having to spend additional time and resources on other women because you were inadequate. you should have been grateful that he kept you around despite your shabbiness.

so not only are you ugly, retarded, immature, selfish, and shabby... you're also mentally unstable. do you have any redeeming qualities?

[Limp]

do you have any redeeming qualities?
She steal shit from her gas station employer... wait that's not redeeming...

She doesn't post elsewhere on the internets?

[WET HOT MESS]

wow this place is dead.

[leafsmack0]

AND CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S ON FIREEEE

[WET HOT MESS]

what?

[leafsmack0]

what?

it's a song we jammed out the other day, totally out of context and stuff I should have known better

[Clark Kent]

Hello.

[WET HOT MESS]

dude, take that youtube off your sig.

[ruffdog]

whoz this white rabbit slut?

[Clark Kent]

dude, take that youtube off your sig.

Why? What's wrong with it?

[Datači]

n

[Datači]

i

[Datači]

g

[Datači]

g


.

[Datači]

e

[Datači]

42z42z

[Datači]

Why is gmf so fucking dead?

[WET HOT MESS]

i dunno you tell me. is the server still fucking shit up?

[Clark Kent]

i dunno you tell me. is the server still fucking shit up?

What's wrong with my sig?

[Datači]

i dunno you tell me. is the server still fucking shit up?

i think we may be too sexy for this.

What's wrong with my sig?

your face. THAT'S WHAT!

[Clark Kent]

your face. THAT'S WHAT!

I hardly think you're one to talk. Judging by your avatar, you look like the Wolf Man with tits.

[WET HOT MESS]

it eats bandwidth and we try to avoid that.

[Trident]

I'll eat your bandwidth.

[Pox]

EAT FECES AND EXPIRE

[Trident]

Yeah, Clark Cunt. Fuck off with your deformed finger youtube sig.

[Clark Kent]

it eats bandwidth and we try to avoid that.

Fine, I'll get rid of it. But it'd make more sense not to enable people to embed vids in their sigs in the first place. I'd have put an image in there, but I'm not allowed to do that either.

[Trident]

How about you go back to your bomb making factory, you thick Irish cunt?

[Trident]

Maybe I didn't say it loud enough:

How about you go back to your bomb making factory, you thick Irish cunt?

[Trident]

I'm only kidding, I love the Irish.


Just not you.


*bump*

[Datači]

I like you Clark. Don't let this old man get you down.

[Datači]

btw, would you like to get down on me?

[Trident]

Clark? Don't leave us now, this place has gone down the pan since we allowed Croatians to join.

[Datači]

WE NEED MORE CATHOLICS!

[Clark Kent]

EAT FECES AND EXPIRE

Faeces wouldn't kill me, unless it was laced with Kryptonite.

Yeah, Clark Cunt. Fuck off with your deformed finger youtube sig.

The YouTube sig will be fucking off, but I don't plan to.

How about you go back to your bomb making factory, you thick Irish cunt?

Can't make bombs, sorry. I could probably make you a sandwich though.

[Datači]

That's the spirit. WE LOVE YOU.

[Clark Kent]

I'm only kidding, I love the Irish.


Just not you.


*bump*

:(, and I was about to get down on one knee.

I like you Clark. Don't let this old man get you down.

Thanks, I like you too.

You say he's old? Ah then he'll probably be dead soon anyway.

btw, would you like to get down on me?

That depends. Do you look like this?

http://xxxupl.com/images.php/i11833_aj.jpg


Clark? Don't leave us now, this place has gone down the pan since we allowed Croatians to join.

I'm not goin' anywhere, asshole.

WE NEED MORE CATHOLICS!

Sorry, secular humanist here.

That's the spirit. WE LOVE YOU.

Awww, me wuv oo too, :o.

[TylerDurden]

dude. angelina is yesterday's white-trash princess. you can have that junky pussy. it's all you. have fun climbing into that full-body wetsuit.

[Clark Kent]

dude. angelina is yesterday's white-trash princess. you can have that junky pussy. it's all you. have fun climbing into that full-body wetsuit.

God, you two really aren't getting along, are you.

[TylerDurden]

God, you two really aren't getting along, are you.

wtf are you talking about?

[Clark Kent]

wtf are you talking about?

Have a look at your avvy, then figure it out.

[WET HOT MESS]

this thread needs more cock.

[TylerDurden]

Have a look at your avvy, then figure it out.

no, no... i got it. it just wasn't clever. if my av was a picture of brad pitt it would have been cheesy, but still within two miles of clever. hell, if my screen name was brad pitt and i had the same av it still would have been cheesy, but at least somewhat within the realm of clever.

on the contrary what we have here is a mystery of missing cleverness. in order to solve this mystery i'm going to need your help. it's your new task to figure out why what you just said wasn't fucking clever. think you can do that? tough task, i know, but here's a clue to get you started:

have a look at my av, then figure it out.

another clue: i've already told you the answer.

[TylerDurden]

this thread needs more cock.

when was the last time you posted a pic of yours?

[Clark Kent]

this thread needs more cock.

And I'm sure you have plenty to provide.

no, no... i got it. it just wasn't clever. if my av was a picture of brad pitt it would have been cheesy, but still within two miles of clever. hell, if my screen name was brad pitt and i had the same av it still would have been cheesy, but at least somewhat within the realm of clever.

on the contrary what we have here is a mystery of missing cleverness. in order to solve this mystery i'm going to need your help. it's your new task to figure out why what you just said wasn't fucking clever. think you can do that? tough task, i know, but here's a clue to get you started:

have a look at my av, then figure it out.

another clue: i've already told you the answer.

Funny, looks like Brad Pitt to me.

[TylerDurden]

Funny, looks like Brad Pitt to me.

you must have left your powers of observation in your other skirt, along with your brain. looks like tyler fucking durden to me.

[Clark Kent]

you must have left your powers of observation in your other skirt, along with your brain. looks like tyler fucking durden to me.

Tyler Fucking Durden doesn't fucking exist though. That's a pic of Brad Pitt.

[Claydon]

why are people even posting here anymore?

[Clark Kent]

why are people even posting here anymore?

So TRD has taken over?

[Deadhead Derek]

way to kill OT n00b

[TylerDurden]

Tyler Fucking Durden doesn't fucking exist

niggawut?!

So TRD has taken over?

you mean tfd; as in tyler fucking durden.

and yes, yes i have.

[Will-Kill]

this thread needs more cock.

http://static.flickr.com/203/502722131_94e4d33a86.jpg
COCKer Spaniel

[Bizz]

bump

[WET HOT MESS]

HELLO HELLO HELLO


I hear echo in here.

[mxlplkt]

*closes legs*

[ketama]

Did the zombie hookers kill everyone?

[Will-Kill]

With thier ZSTD's they sure did.

This forum has lately been empty....has all the shit been said....is there no one left to talk shit about?

[Kerjack]

GMF OT is the new Super secret OT.

[BiōHazard]

OT is busy.

[Bizz]

GMF OT is the new Super secret OT.

You were never invited to SSOT. ******.

[Bizz]

Oh that's right, I can't say ****** here.

[}{arlequin]

where da n00bs at?

[}{arlequin]

it's reppin' time

[WET HOT MESS]

post post post

[}{arlequin]

hey... this is kinda private in here

[SimpleSean]

*Sniff*

Yup, I smell private.

[WET HOT MESS]

*masturbates wildly*

[DarkDevil]

^Great idea.

[Kerjack]

You were never invited to SSOT. ******.

Sure I was, Jericho tipped me off.

[Bizz]

Sure I was, Jericho tipped me off.

He wasn't invited either.

[Atrevido82]

So quiet...

[Daydreamer]

They moved the island on you...

[Okie Medicvet]

I was a beached whale that got banned forever. I'ma gonna cry..nobody wuvs me. :? :p

[hishiad]

Can a qualifying individual (admin, mod, legend)


Startup a running thread for GOOD/AWESOME tattoos please.


I have a ton I'd like to show off.

[Face]

guh

[WET HOT MESS]

yo yo yo yo yo, whitey mother fucker

[Bizz]

yo

[dick_darlington]

this lack of activity is making my penis soft.

[comicfan]

wow.. so quiet for a sunday

[Stax]

yo yo yo yo yo, whitey mother fucker

I wanna hump you

[WET HOT MESS]

show me your tits!

[Kerjack]

I think Zach Galifianakis may be mad at me.

[ruffdog]

wow kerjack killed this shit for 11 hours straight

[ruffdog]

fagggggots

[ruffdog]

so I almost got a ticket last night for drinking in public.

[ruffdog]

bastards made us spill 2 beers, good thing we almost finished that 24 pack

[ruffdog]

I see u face, lurking

[ruffdog]

and then I was like EMILIOOOOOOOOO

[WET HOT MESS]

wow man. what kind of drug are you on?

[Hannibal Lecter]

Bump.

[Deadhead Derek]

bumpity

[WET HOT MESS]

aloha!

[Daydreamer]

Aloha.

Don't fart or your grass skirt will have a dead brown patch in it.

[UNC]

bump

[Diesel]

What happened with all the members, I remember this place with so many posts you couldn't go through them all

[redsox39]

Yo!

[ruffdog]

oy

[Okie Medicvet]

they all went to the site that I got banned from. meh.

[Limp]

you got banned? rly?

Can i still has tits?

[ruffdog]

what site?

[ruffdog]

cue limp posting a link with meatspin

[WET HOT MESS]

here (www.meatspin.com)

[BiōHazard]

hai.

[6655321]

hai!


bai!

[desert scorpion]

Whats going on over here...

[Okie Medicvet]

I got banned from the rawdog site I think it was. for life. because I am way too uncool to ever be there. Being an okie, a mom, and a nerd makes one trey uncool.

[desert scorpion]

Didnt you just ask someone to ban me? (Uncool as I am)

[BiōHazard]

wtf is a desert scorpion?

[WET HOT MESS]

wut wut

[Okie Medicvet]

Didnt you just ask someone to ban me? (Uncool as I am)

I want you banned for being a racist, not uncool. get it right.

[Trident]

Who the fuck invited Okie in the first place?

[Trident]

Oh, it's quiet here by the way. Why?

[Trident]

Any ideas nemmy? No? Why are you here then?

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