Off-Topic IV

[WET HOT MESS]

that's work!

[Stax]

All right, all right, if you INSIST Anita, we can have sex and you can take a pic of that instead. GOD.

[leafsmack0]

Who else here likes Ace of Base as much as I do (a lot)

[DjAg]

Who else here likes Ace of Base as much as I do (a lot)

Other gay guys, probably.

[leafsmack0]

Other gay guys, probably.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/stfu2.jpg

[TylerDurden]

how do i take a picture of myself being abstinent

get naked. lay padlock on va-jay. take picture. post here. done.

[DjAg]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/stfu2.jpg

NEVAR.

Seriously, I actually do enjoy them. Just not nearly as much as fudgepackers.

[Stax]

get naked. lay padlock on va-jay. take picture. post here. done.

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/marisa-miller-ipod-bikini.jpg

Marisa Miller is musically abstinent.

[leafsmack0]

NEVAR.

Seriously, I actually do enjoy them. Just not nearly as much as fudgepackers.

yes tis true

[Claydon]

good morning

[leafsmack0]

WHITE PEOPLE YEAH

[Daydreamer]

All right, all right, if you INSIST Anita, we can have sex and you can take a pic of that instead. GOD.


Why would the rest of us want to see Anita packing your fudge?

[Claydon]

Why would the rest of us want to see Anita packing your fudge?

i might pay a dollar to see that

[WET HOT MESS]

uhh

[Void]

Why would the rest of us want to see Anita packing your fudge?fisting, I hope

[Stax]

i might pay a dollar to see that

God fucking dammit Claydon. ONLY YOU could find a way to damper my interest to sex up Anita.

Not stop it, mind you, but damper it a bit.

[UNC]

Rip my rectum

[Claydon]

God fucking dammit Claydon. ONLY YOU could find a way to damper my interest to sex up Anita.

Not stop it, mind you, but damper it a bit.

dont be such a whiney little bitch

[Stax]

dont be such a whiney little bitch

http://www.evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/reichu_wotaku-gaku-cosplay_no-u.jpg

[ElemenoP]

so. About that Marissa Miller workout plan..

[Stax]

so. About that Marissa Miller workout plan..

It involves me thinking about boning you for long periods of time. I'll get started right away.

[TylerDurden]

so. About that Marissa Miller workout plan..

me. you. copious amounts of fuck.

[Daydreamer]

uhh


I'd pay a dollar to see you kill claydon by skull fucking him.

[WET HOT MESS]

i wouldn't touch him.

[TylerDurden]

i wouldn't touch him.

not even with stax's dick on a twenty foot pole and blaming it on marcus?

[WET HOT MESS]

not even.

[Stax]

Just touch my dick then?

[TylerDurden]

not even.

ya' hear that, claydough? she wouldn't even fuck you with someone else's dick. that's just low.

[Jericho]

lively bunch

[jemeske]

I got a professional massage today. It was sweet tits.

[Jericho]

From a dude?

[Bizz]

Just because you paid for it doesn't mean it's pro.

[IdiotBrain]

Holy shit it's TD.

Where the fuck have you been?

[Also, hi everyone]

[jemeske]

Well, your mom was booked.

[jemeske]

I didn't pay for it. It was just some homeless guy, but he said he had a degree.

[Jericho]

Johnny Drama's guy is pretty good. Keith? He takes care of you

[Face]

so my meeting with the boss is tomorrow, I think I've covered my ass as best I can with the written response I just put together, plus one of the union reps will be present, so I should be okay

yay!

[jemeske]

Everything Drama is good. This homeless guy had some nice scented candles though.

[Bizz]

so my meeting with the boss is tomorrow, I think I've covered my ass as best I can with the written response I just put together, plus one of the union reps will be present, so I should be okay

yay!

Just blow him and get it over with.

[TylerDurden]

Holy shit it's TD.

good day to you, broseph.

Where the fuck have you been?

not here, obviously. i just got a little inundated with all of the ridiculously non-funny inane posts that ate up 90% of every page. but i got bored last night, figured there's no sense in cutting you guys off from brilliance. not a moment too soon from what i can tell.

this shit's pushin' up daisies.

[Bizz]

Thank you?

[TylerDurden]

Thank you?

you're welcome?

[Bizz]

Touch penises?

[Datači]

Sounds interesting. Can i play too?

[Datači]

I know you wanna do it
You know I wanna do it too
(Out here on the dance floor)
We can make sandwiches
You two can be the bun
And I can be the burger-girl
I know you wanna do it
We can make sandwiches
I’ll make my thighs like butter, easy to spread
And we can make sandwiches
(Out here on the dance floor)
Come on we can do it
We can make sandwiches

[DjAg]

http://anonym.to/?http://cam4.com/midget69791

That's right. Horny midget guy's webcam. You're welcome.

[Jericho]

A pretty decent cam of Bruno is up finally. This is some gaaaaaay balls. funny, but gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

[Bizz]

A pretty decent cam of Bruno is up finally. This is some gaaaaaay balls. funny, but gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

Right up your alley if it wasn't for the funny. Am I right?

[Jericho]

No. You aren't right

[jemeske]

A little right though.

[Bizz]

See? Jemeske gets it.

[Jericho]

A little right though.

Well...I have slingshotted a dude bent over on an office chair into my erection. But only ONCE

[Bizz]

Once is all it takes Joel.

[IdiotBrain]

Ok, I need some ideas.

My two friends and I are all single now, and we're throwing a party this saturday.

We're expecting maybe 50 people, and the plan so far is to buy 6 30 packs of beer [slightly more than a kegs worth, for about 2/3 the cost]. I'm going to be making as many jelloshots as I can with 1 litre of Vodka... and I'll be making my special panty dropper punch [1l everclear, 1 gallon cheap sangria, 3l mountain dew, about 3 gallons of water and enough koolaid powder to make it taste good.]

It's a pool party on 19 acres of private party, in the country. Cops are a nonissue. We've been passing out flyers left and right, mostly to females [naturally].

Anyone have any ideas to throw my way?

[Ninja Pope]

Anyone have any ideas to throw my way?

Yes. Give me directions to the party.

[IdiotBrain]

Haha.

If you can make your way to La Feria, TX... I'll be glad to.

[Bizz]

My only suggestion is be less fucked up than the women. Also roofies.

[Bizz]

Oh! And music. Bitches love music.

[Ninja Pope]

Go for the belt.

[jemeske]

Girls, especially those who may not be as alcohol inclined as others, love drinking games.

[Ninja Pope]

Get as many of the women naked as possible. Take lots of pictures. Post the pictures here.

[IdiotBrain]

Oh yeah, I have a proffesionally built Beerpong table that will keep everything flowing.

Music is taken care of, there is a sound system at the pool.

I will absolutely remain less fucked up than the females at the party, but I'm also a professional alcoholic with a tolerance from hell.

[Ninja Pope]

But srsly. Pics.

[Bizz]

It's summer and you need more girly drinks.

[Jack Bauer]

more beer

[IdiotBrain]

More beer I can understand, but more girly drinks?

30+ jelloshots and 5 gallons of punch isn't enough?

[IdiotBrain]

Oh, and pics will happen, possibly video too.

We shall see.

[IdiotBrain]

Any honest suggestions, PM me. I'm going to go eat with a friend. P'z.

[Bizz]

More beer I can understand, but more girly drinks?

30+ jelloshots and 5 gallons of punch isn't enough?

It's like you're not even trying. The fancier the better. Get some margaritas, cranberry vodka, etc. Also get some flourishes for the glasses.

[TylerDurden]

Touch penises?

thank god... i thought you'd never ask. yes pls.

Sounds interesting. Can i play too?

the more the merrier, but i want a piece of bizz first. he completes me.

Well...I have slingshotted a dude bent over on an office chair into my erection. But only ONCE

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL!

Ok, I need some ideas.

My two friends and I are all single now, and we're throwing a party this saturday.

We're expecting maybe 50 people, and the plan so far is to buy 6 30 packs of beer [slightly more than a kegs worth, for about 2/3 the cost]. I'm going to be making as many jelloshots as I can with 1 litre of Vodka... and I'll be making my special panty dropper punch [1l everclear, 1 gallon cheap sangria, 3l mountain dew, about 3 gallons of water and enough koolaid powder to make it taste good.]

It's a pool party on 19 acres of private party, in the country. Cops are a nonissue. We've been passing out flyers left and right, mostly to females [naturally].

Anyone have any ideas to throw my way?

yeah. if no one shows up: try not to drink your own panty-dropper and fuck each other. if you do, swear to each other that what happens at the pool party stays at the pool party. then lock that secret up and throw that bitch into the ocean, never to be discussed again.

[TylerDurden]

bump jiggy.

[UNC]

Bacon is so fucking good

[mongo]

Idiot brain is an idiot. 6 30 packs is way more than a keg.

[STDSkillz]

How much more?

[Datači]

way more.

[DjAg]

Idiot brain is an idiot. 6 30 packs is way more than a keg.

6X30 = 180 beers
180 x 12oz = 2160 fl oz. of beer.
2160oz/128oz = 16.875 Gallons

A keg is 15.5 gallons. It's not that much more ;P

EDIT:: Well, depends on the keg. Almost all keg's I've seen are 15.5, but I think there's smaller ones (mostly international)

[STDSkillz]

Maybe mongo meant cost?

[DjAg]

http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/keg/keg.html


A similar quantity of beer in cans requires 6½ cases, or 165 cans of beer.
Beer sold in cans is about 50% more expensive, but those cans are a hellovalot easier to sneak into traffic school.

I disagree with them saying 6.5 = a keg, since they measured that based on how many cups it filled. Not actual volume.

[Datači]

Your mother swallowed a whole keg of my jizz in total.

[Pox]

In America, thats packaged as "natural light"

[mongo]

Kegs only have that much if every drop is poured on CO2 without any spillage. Yeah, that doesn't happen in bars, let alone parties with a fucking pump tap.

[DjAg]

Happy 1k post Pox, now go outside.

[Face]

I'm fucking bored as fuck... I think I'm gonna go see harry potter tonight

[Claydon]

i will be consuming a liter of chianti tonight at an italian joint.


yah me!

[Billy]

Mongo!

[Face]

I hope you die of alcohol poisoning

[mongo]

i will be consuming a liter of chianti tonight along with 64 oz. of draino.


yah me!

do this instead.

[Billy]

what exactly happened between Sam and Matt that there's such ill will?

[Le Goat]

am i doin it right?

http://i32.tinypic.com/a1setv.png

[mongo]

Mongo!

Billy!

I'll be on cod at about 1030 tonight.

Dew it pussy!

[Billy]

hey Tim, I have a friend that moved to vegas that looks an awful lot like your sister. Just letting you know that if you ever want to poon someone that looks just like your kinfolk, but won't result in an awkward thanksgiving I can probably set it in motion

[Face]

what exactly happened between Sam and Matt that there's such ill will?
he sucks and I'm not willing to bow to peer pressure and not hate him

[STDSkillz]

he sucks and I'm not willing to bow to peer pressure and not hate him
Who exactly is pressuring you in that regard?

[Billy]

Everyone, Skillz. Claydon is the most popular person on GMF. Didn't you get the memo?

[dick_darlington]

am i doin it right?

http://i32.tinypic.com/a1setv.png
the euro part of turkey were never communists.. more like wannabe euros.

[mongo]

I made a truce with claydon about 2 months ago. I'm over it. Back to owning his life. Fuck him.

[Face]

Who exactly is pressuring you in that regard?
there's been a trend lately of people not loathing his guts, and it sickens me

[STDSkillz]

I've seen no such trends myself. But I guess I'm not on as much as I used to be.

[Claydon]

there's been a trend lately of people not loathing his guts, and it sickens me

michael bay sucks!

[Face]

michael bay sucks!
maybe so, but his movies entertain me

[Claydon]

maybe so, but his movies entertain me

This is not surprising.


Actually I have no ill will towards sam, the man is a fucking artist with his models, I was seriously considering retaining his services to build me one until the missus put a kabosh on it.

[dick_darlington]

michael bay sucks!
really? i heard he swallows.

[jimmyb]

Hi. New guy here. Whats up?

[Face]

This is not surprising.


Actually I have no ill will towards sam, the man is a fucking artist with his models, I was seriously considering retaining his services to build me one until the missus put a kabosh on it.
clearly the ill will is all on this side of the modem

incidentally, I ran out of steam for modelling shortly after you inquired, and I probably wouldn't have gone through with it

[Ninja Pope]

really? i heard he swallows.

Only when he's done sucking. And he'll never stop sucking.

[Claydon]

clearly the ill will is all on this side of the modem

incidentally, I ran out of steam for modelling shortly after you inquired, and I probably wouldn't have gone through with it

don't blame you, after that enterprise behemoth you built.

give it time, all artists need time to unwind, you will probably pick it up again in the future.

[jimmyb]

Hi. New guy here. Whats up?

Guess thats not a real attention grabber. Anyway - hope you all are having a good one.

[dick_darlington]

Guess thats not a real attention grabber. Anyway - hope you all are having a good one.
i've had better..

[jimmyb]

Do tell.

[DjAg]

Do tell.

Show your tits. Or your GF's tits. Or your sister's.

[Face]

don't blame you, after that enterprise behemoth you built.

give it time, all artists need time to unwind, you will probably pick it up again in the future.
I doubt it, not with the enthusiasm I once had

PS: DIE!!

[dick_darlington]

Do tell.
i had to work today.. i wish i had a real job.. and i'm still waiting on a job that i applied for.. that is all...

if you must know.. i'm a bum.

[Claydon]

I doubt it, not with the enthusiasm I once had

PS: DIE!!

Honey......hush.

[Ninja Pope]

Do tell.

Tits within your next three posts or else.

[Claydon]

i had to work today.. i wish i had a real job.. and i'm still waiting on a job that i applied for.. that is all...

if you must know.. i'm a bum.

what is it you do... exactly... beside be an average asian that doesn't know differential equations, and your just an asian with heart....

[Face]

Honey......hush.
you suck but I appreciate the movie quote

[Kerjack]

I have to admit, Face's Transformer vids are quite informative.

[dick_darlington]

what is it you do... exactly... beside be an average asian that doesn't know differential equations, and your just an asian with heart....
i just work in a shitty restaurant..

mind you, i do have a degree.. i'm just not using it.

[Hodge]

**snicker**

[jimmyb]

i just work in a shitty restaurant..

mind you, i do have a degree.. i'm just not using it.

Restaurant guy myself. It can be depressing.

Oh - TITS.

[mongo]

i just work in a shitty restaurant..

mind you, i do have a degree.. i'm just not using it.

You're a fat slant with a shitty blonde dye job who like professional race car driving, what do you expect?

[Ninja Pope]

Restaurant guy myself. It can be depressing.

Oh - TITS.

2 posts...

[dick_darlington]

Restaurant guy myself. It can be depressing.

Oh - TITS.
yeah, it pretty much rips your soul apart.

[Billy]

What's your degree in, Dick? If you're really an asian, it's in a math or science related field. If you're filipino, just having gotten into a college was an achievement in and of itself and I'm proud of you for it

[Le Goat]

i just work in a shitty restaurant..

mind you, i do have a degree.. i'm just not using it.

You work near 59, don't you?

[Hodge]

Bitch thought she wouldn't catch the flu from me. I showed her good!

[mirt]

What's your degree in, Dick? If you're really an asian, it's in a math or science related field. If you're filipino, just having gotten into a college was an achievement in and of itself and I'm proud of you for it


:(

[jimmyb]

http://blog.freeones.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/nikki-benz-big-tits-boss.jpg

There.

================================


Whats your degree in?

[mirt]

those are icky!

[jimmyb]

Its what I could come up with quickly, Didn't want a ninja pope angry at me.

[dick_darlington]

What's your degree in, Dick? If you're really an asian, it's in a math or science related field. If you're filipino, just having gotten into a college was an achievement in and of itself and I'm proud of you for it
organizational communication.. yes laugh it up..

You work near 59, don't you?
i work like 10 minutes away from 59.. but all the way up in schaumburg

[Ninja Pope]

those are icky!

I agree. Show yours.

[Le Goat]

trannies or gtfo

[Le Goat]

i work like 10 minutes away from 59.. but all the way up in schaumburg

pwnt

[DjAg]

Its what I could come up with quickly, Didn't want a ninja pope angry at me.

You just became his bitch. Hey pope, you selling? I'm about to get a pack of ciggs.

[jimmyb]

organizational communication

So whats that like?

[jimmyb]

trannies or gtfo


You want pictures of trannies? Why?

[Le Goat]

It's time for some Django Reinhardt

[Le Goat]

You want pictures of trannies? Why?
The fuck wouldnt I want them?

[Ninja Pope]

You just became his bitch. Hey pope, you selling? I'm about to get a pack of ciggs.

I think I'm going to hold onto this one for a while. He's obedient AND a good sport.

[dick_darlington]

So whats that like?
i like the major, but it's bit broad.

[mirt]

I agree. Show yours.

nope!

[jimmyb]

The fuck wouldnt I want them?

I can think of a few reasons. But *sigh*... gimmie a sec...

[Le Goat]

I like this kid...

[Ninja Pope]

You want pictures of trannies? Why?

Don't listen to Goat's picture requests. Other than his taste in images, he's okay.

[Ninja Pope]

nope!

Sad panda.

[dick_darlington]

I can think of a few reasons. But *sigh*... gimmie a sec...
you gonna take a pic of your jizz?

[jimmyb]

i like the major, but it's big broad.

Seems like it would be. What can you do with that?

And for Le Goat:

http://images.heaven666.org/p/3/nice-tits-and-cock.jpg

Hope that worls like I think it should; don't want to make anyone throw up.

[Le Goat]

Don't listen to Goat's picture requests. Other than his taste in images, he's okay.

cock-blocker

[DjAg]

I think I'm going to hold onto this one for a while. He's obedient AND a good sport.

Your loss, I was going to give you like 3 ciggs and a toothbrush.

[jimmyb]

you gonna take a pic of your jizz?

Sorry - I am sure you can find your own jizz pics dude.

[dick_darlington]

Seems like it would be. What can you do with that?

And for Le Goat:

http://images.heaven666.org/p/3/nice-tits-and-cock.jpg

Hope that worls like I think it should; don't want to make anyone throw up.
management, sales, marketing, advertising, pr

[mirt]

Sad panda.

i know. you'll just have to wait and see if me and mich boy break up someday, i'm sure all the pictures we've accumulated over the years will show up on some ex-gf site

[jimmyb]

Advertising would be a cool field I bet. I guess finding a job in any of those fields right now is pretty much not a safe bet. But, people always gotta eat.

[jimmyb]

Well, anyway - gotta stop playing hookie. Sorry you had a shitty day. Take care you guys.

[mirt]

yeah you can join all the angry little account managers out there

[Ninja Pope]

i know. you'll just have to wait and see if me and mich boy break up someday, i'm sure all the pictures we've accumulated over the years will show up on some ex-gf site

The best way to handle that is a preemptive strike. Post them here before he has a chance to post them elsewhere. At least here, you're among friends. Friends who hound you to show your tits.

[mirt]

The best way to handle that is a preemptive strike. Post them here before he has a chance to post them elsewhere. At least here, you're among friends. Friends who hound you to show your tits.

its like spring break where i'm drunk and all the guys with beads are my bffs!

[Ninja Pope]

its like spring break where i'm drunk and all the guys with beads are my bffs!

Well, I figured Anita could probably use a break for a while.

[Le Goat]

i know. you'll just have to wait and see if me and mich boy break up someday, i'm sure all the pictures we've accumulated over the years will show up on some ex-gf site

too late

[Bizz]

its like spring break where i'm drunk and all the guys with beads are my bffs!

http://www.sdflowers.com/images/mardi_grass_beads.jpg

[Le Goat]

i'm bored.

enjoy an old song

8I4nNj1r4uQ

[dick_darlington]

i found a wrapped collectors edition of casino royale that i bought a year ago, and a burned dvd copy of commando!!!! huzzah!

[mirt]

i just gave in to a major impulse shopping decision and upgraded my phone

[DjAg]

i just gave in to a major impulse shopping decision and upgraded my phone

If you say iPhone, I'm sorry to say, our relationship may be over.

[Ninja Pope]

If you say iPhone, I'm sorry to say, our relationship may be over.

Unless she uses said iPhone to take and post tit pics.


Okay, I'm done.

[Le Goat]

her tits were sooooooooo 2006

[Le Goat]

if she took a vid of her pooping and posted it for me on Youtube so I can hear the awesome quality? GOld.

[TylerDurden]

If you say iPhone, I'm sorry to say, our relationship may be over.

the iphone is some bush-league shit. when i die and go to hell i intend on using steve jobs' tongue as my toilet paper. true story.

[dick_darlington]

tyler, where have you been? it seems like you've been gone for a while.

[UNC]

I can never masturbate enough.

What's up with that?

[Jericho]

Sugar Ray's got a new album. What the hell?

[Billy]

Poor forearm stamina?

[Ninja Pope]

Sugar Ray's got a new album. What the hell?

What's next? Is Smash Mouth going to release a new single? Is Chumbawumba going on tour?

[Stax]

I now have the first 116 episodes of Pokemon downloading, going all the way through Orange Islands, just because Face's Transformers vids got me thinking about Pokemon and I wanted to see if they were shared anywhere easily taken online. Who wants em re-upped and posted here tommorrow?

[dick_darlington]

Sugar Ray's got a new album. What the hell?
i figured that mark mcgrath od'd and died a long time ago.

[Ninja Pope]

i figured that mark mcgrath od'd and died a long time ago.

Worse. I think he's hosting an entertainment news show.

[Le Goat]

I hate that douche and Mario whats his name

[Face]

I now have the first 116 episodes of Pokemon downloading, going all the way through Orange Islands, just because Face's Transformers vids got me thinking about Pokemon and I wanted to see if they were shared anywhere easily taken online. Who wants em re-upped and posted here tommorrow?
well I guess I've accomplished something with all my work...

[Face]

chicken flavoured shitty instant ramen > beef flavoured shitty instant ramen

[WET HOT MESS]

you guys are dead tonight.

[Gary_Busey]

you guys are dead tonight.
It was trivia night at the bar.

[Ninja Pope]

you guys are dead tonight.

I'm here now.

[Mustard]

chicken flavoured shitty instant ramen > beef flavoured shitty instant ramen
RACIST!!!

[Face]

its been dead here for the past week

[STDSkillz]

chicken flavoured shitty instant ramen > beef flavoured shitty instant ramen
I just made some beef flavored rice and it was pretty good.

[Face]

I just made some beef flavored rice and it was pretty good.
well whoop-dee-shit!

[DjAg]

chicken flavoured shitty instant ramen > beef flavoured shitty instant ramen

Never buy beef flavored cheap shit. That's like fat-man 101, c'mon dude!

[WET HOT MESS]

raise your hand if your horny!

[STDSkillz]

well whoop-dee-shit!
Cranky Sam is cranky :mad:

[Kerjack]

Was the last three days, not so much now. Might be over the hump.

[Okie Medicvet]

I'm not hungry, have only eaten four popcicles today. I hate the fucking heat, but figure I'm sweatin the pounds off so why should I bitch!

cuz i'm fucking hoooooooooooooooooot! waaaaaaaaaaaa!


someone please buy me an air conditioner

[Face]

Never buy beef flavored cheap shit. That's like fat-man 101, c'mon dude!
it was a variety pack and I didn't realize it... I thought they were all chicken flavoured

fuck I can't finish this shit, its terrible

[Kerjack]

I'm telling you, Alaska should be your state. No natural disasters no scary pandemics and its cool.

[WET HOT MESS]

Kerjack, you don't matter.

[Jericho]

its been dead here for the past week

Miss me?

[Face]

Miss me?
yes god dammit, I can't keep this shit afloat by myself

[Kerjack]

Kerjack, you don't matter.

So you're saying I can do what I want? *raises eyebrow*

[Jericho]

I'm telling you, Alaska should be your state. No natural disasters no scary pandemics and its cool.

Lived there for twelve years man. It's not all that great

[Face]

Lived there for twelve years man. It's not all that great
did your hair ever grow back?

[Okie Medicvet]

Alaska sounds mighty good right now..hell, even Minnesota..they got a high of 48 up northern Minnesota and it is 88 inside right now! ack!

[DjAg]

See now, all you need to do is setup your home's cooling system like a PC tower. Air intake on lower floor on one end, and exhaust somewhere on the highest floor, opposite side of the house. Possibly extra intake/exhaust so long as it doesn't contradict the main airflow.

Second I moved in, I noticed everyone with their fans pointing in or directly at them, fixed it while they were gone, and the house was magically 10F cooler a few hours later.

[Jericho]

The mosquitoes in the summer are fucking BRUTAL!

[BIG PIZZLE]

See now, all you need to do is setup your home's cooling system like a PC tower. Air intake on lower floor on one end, and exhaust somewhere on the highest floor, opposite side of the house. Possibly extra intake/exhaust so long as it doesn't contradict the main airflow.

Second I moved in, I noticed everyone with their fans pointing in or directly at them, fixed it while they were gone, and the house was magically 10F cooler a few hours later.

How should a fan point?

[Okie Medicvet]

I just soaked a shirt in cold water and put it on..yessss

[BIG PIZZLE]

You're gonna start chafing.

[Okie Medicvet]

I have one window unit in the whole house..it keeps the living/dining room tolerable, but the rest of the house is like a freakin heatwave..with the fans making it like a convection oven..

[BIG PIZZLE]

Arent you a nurse?

[WET HOT MESS]

i think i should go to bed.

[Hodge]

raise your hand if your horny!
Still not. I'm not even tempted to text my 'problem solver' back even though it is rude not to.

[WET HOT MESS]

did she wreck your dick or something?

[Mustard]

Here's an idea. Oklahoma sucks.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I dont even know where that is.

[Face]

Here's an idea. Oklahoma sucks.
yeah but while she's there, she's contained, she's not infecting the rest of the country

[Kerjack]

Goat would like 5:40-6:45

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/released/view/

[Mustard]

yeah but while she's there, she's contained, she's not infecting the rest of the country
You know, we could say the same about you...

[BIG PIZZLE]

They have a city named "Norman". That's gay.

[Face]

You know, we could say the same about you...
but you wouldn't, because that would be mean

[Mustard]

but you wouldn't, because that would be mean
Who says I wouldn't?

[Face]

Who says I wouldn't?
I says

[Kerjack]

Who says I wouldn't?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Fionn-Whelan/Simpsons/Stonecutters.jpg

[Okie Medicvet]

Here's an idea. Oklahoma sucks.

Right now I'm not even going to argue with that..if I had a dime left, would get in my car and start driving just because IT has ac even if my house's is sucky the car's aint. And I would drive north to Tulsa where they are fixin to catch a wonderful heavenly thunderstorm..

[STDSkillz]

They have a city named "Norman". That's gay.
Too bad Norman is one of the nicer communities in Oklahoma. Man, fuck that state.

[Okie Medicvet]

You know, we could say the same about you...

Can you imagine if you, Face, and I were in the same state?

We could cause a sinkhole in the fucker that would pull the rest of the US down..would be awesome.

[Mustard]

Why not move to a temperate climate, and out of that dirty shithole?

That place is good for farming, not living.

[dick_darlington]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Fionn-Whelan/Simpsons/Stonecutters.jpg
i just watched that on dvd.

[Ninja Pope]

i just watched that on dvd.

What show is that from?

[Okie Medicvet]

Actually, next year after my son graduates high school (hopefully!), I will be moving to Jamaica, where when it gets hot, I will get in the wata..stoned.

[Kerjack]

What show is that from?

Family Guy

[Mustard]

I'm sure you'll fit right in there.....

[dick_darlington]

What show is that from?
you're funny

[Ninja Pope]

you're funny

I'm kidding, of course. I know Futurama when I see it. Looks like everyone got jaundice, though.

[dick_darlington]

Actually, next year after my son graduates high school (hopefully!), I will be moving to Jamaica, where when it gets hot, I will get in the wata..stoned.
no you won't..

[Jericho]

Anyone else getting hot at the thought of Okie in a cold wet t shirt?

[WET HOT MESS]

what kind of porn will it be for tonight.

[Kerjack]

No porn. Bed. Go to bed.

[WET HOT MESS]

NO OKIE PORN

[Mustard]

Anyone else getting hot at the thought of Okie in a cold wet t shirt?
I want to rub lemons on your eyeballs.

[Kerjack]

Why do I watch Frontline? It just makes me sad.

[Ninja Pope]

what kind of porn will it be for tonight.

How about a video of me in the kitchen, making cookies...THEN doing the dishes!

[STDSkillz]

How about a video of me in the kitchen, making cookies...THEN doing the dishes!
I came just reading about it.

[STDSkillz]

And with that, I'm off to bed.

[WET HOT MESS]

im dunno what im in the mood for. bdsm or lesbian orgy. choices choices choices.

[Okie Medicvet]

I always thought a special Simpsons/Futurama tie in would be neat.

[Okie Medicvet]

no you won't..

yes, I will..when I lay on the beach, they will push me back in the wata. ;)

[DjAg]

im dunno what im in the mood for. bdsm or lesbian orgy. choices choices choices.

It's so obvious. BDSM Lesbian Orgy.

[Kerjack]

I always thought a special Simpsons/Futurama tie in would be neat.

Honestly i hope that never ever happens.

[WET HOT MESS]

i like it better when the dude's spanking the shit out of the girl. the whole electra complex makes it erotic.

[Kerjack]

Blah blah blah

[Face]

I wish the simpsons would just end already

here's a scary fact: when the simpsons first began, I was Bart's age. By the time the simpsons ends, I will be Homer's age