Off-Topic IV

[jimmyb]

Except for the whole "I drank your beer, but I got you replacements... It was just after the store closed so blow me" talk. He's a prick, even if I give him more beer than I took.

So give him seven back. Don't have the talk, and drink five more tomorrow.

[DjAg]

Present anus.

I meant "Do me"... the honor of not requesting such gay shit.

Fag.

[DjAg]

So give him seven back. Don't have the talk, and drink five more tomorrow.

Yea no, he's a level of prick I've not encountered before. I could leave it the same way I found it and still be found guilty, and it's somehow an issue.

Plus, the 6 Keystones I drank earlier were from there, but he STOLE them from the 30 I bought for a small party we had. So I felt pretty entitled.

[jimmyb]

Well, its time for eyelids. I have to work in the AM.

Great fun was had by me here with you all tonight - thanks! Hope you guys all have a great day tomorrow.

[Bizz]

Well, its time for eyelids. I have to work in the AM.

Great fun was had by me here with you all tonight - thanks! Hope you guys all have a great day tomorrow.

You're far too cheerful. I shall break you.

[DjAg]

Cheerful people scare me, they remind me of mormons.

[Pox]

JimmyB = James Banon?

[Face]

JimmyB = James Banon?
banon isn't that... normal

[DjAg]

JimmyB = James Banon?

No references to Summer. I haven't been here for a while, but I'm pretty sure 90% of his posts where about her in some way.

[Bizz]

JimmyB = James Banon?

God I hope so.

[DjAg]

and for the record, who the fuck are you? People changing names annoys my buzz.

@Pox

[DjAg]

and for the record, good peoples + me. I saw this in my album and felt required to post it, because we rule.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/2603_505708167576_295500390_225268_.jpg

[Okie Medicvet]

I was talking about the anonymous quote siggy.

and now I have a nice buzz becuase my sleepytime meds are kickin in..so this is what it's like when I double the ativan up. yay..mellowness. I'm only supposed to take one but took four.

[Archangel]

Rick Reilly's list of 10 must see sports events is quite literally the most retarded thing I've read not written by redsox, tater or tockit.

The Kentucky Derby, but not, say, the World Cup or CL Finals, or the Monte Carlo GP. Sure.

Americans...

[fuldstændigamok]

Well at least he has the Idiotarod on that list so yeah, he must be right....

[Archangel]

Yeah, I mean, who watches F1 or football, anyw...


One and four billion people, respectively?

Oh.

[UNC]

Hey now!

Chocolate milk!

It's like I'm 5 years old again!

[Mustard]

Hey. I like football more than soccer!

[Archangel]

Hey now!

Chocolate milk!

It's like I'm 5 years old again!
I loves me some chocolate milk.
Hey. I like football more than soccer!
There is no such thing as "soccer" (and Beckham should be shot for using it); there is proper football and American football - which really doesn't have much to do with feet, when you think about it.

[UNC]

It's alright. This is epic.

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/marcusnmongo.jpg

That's hot

[Mustard]

There is no such thing as "soccer" (and Beckham should be shot for using it); there is proper football and American football - which really doesn't have much to do with feet, when you think about it.
I know its a misnomer...

I still enjoy Football more than "football". But only amateur and/or collegiate football. Pro football has too much of the fucking Hollywood element in it for me to get into enough to actually root for a team.

[Mustard]

I can make fart noises with my mouth.

[Datači]

I like stuff.

[UNC]

I know its a misnomer...

I still enjoy Football more than "football". But only amateur and/or collegiate football. Pro football has too much of the fucking Hollywood element in it for me to get into enough to actually root for a team.

I just read an article that stated that the NFL was the least "Hollywood" of all pro sports...and it attributed it to the fact that most players are not recognized because of the helmet they have to wear 90% of the time.

I need to find that article.

[Datači]

What are the other pro sports? Baseball? Golf?

[Mustard]

I just read an article that stated that the NFL was the least "Hollywood" of all pro sports...and it attributed it to the fact that most players are not recognized because of the helmet they have to wear 90% of the time.

I need to find that article.
I form all of my opinions from articles I read in publications and never from observations I make on my own with my own senses.

[Datači]

Cos like... they suck and stuff.

[fuldstændigamok]

What are the other pro sports? Baseball? Golf?

10. Home Run Derby -- Better than the All-Star Game because it's never ended in a tie. Besides, it's everything real baseball is not. Guys swing at every pitch. Every third ball is a souvenir. And you don't have to wait 45 seconds while Nomar Garciaparra re-Velcros his entire uniform between pitches.

9. Iditarod -- Whenever somebody tells me the Iditarod is cruel to dogs, I answer, "I agree, the dogs left at home." You should hear them howl when they're not picked for the team. This is the hardest event to watch. I once had to bribe an ex-Vietnam pilot to fly me to a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, where we landed in a half-plowed field and were picked up by an Inuit on a snowmobile pulling a sled. Try to be in Nome at the end. One bar almost always has a ladies' arm wrestling contest. Trust me, you'd lose.

8. Ryder Cup -- Where else can you witness multimillionaires nearly hurling over three-foot gimmes with nothing more at stake than pride and some very ugly shirts? Unlike other golf tournaments, every shot matters every day, for better or worse.

7. Yankees vs. Red Sox at Fenway -- There's no better place in baseball than Fenway, which is like playing in your grandmother's attic. The Green Monster isn't an architect's precious quirk; it was the only way to shoehorn the place onto the available land. And Fenway is filled with people who don't need giant clapping hands on the scoreboard to know when to cheer.

6. America's Cup -- You need a good Chris-Craft to see it, but if you can't bum a seat on one, who cares? The pub scene alone is priceless. Endlessly thirsty crew members, billionaires in dorky captain's hats, diamond-dripping cougars, all elbowing each other out at the bar. Bring an extra liver.

5. Tour de France -- Like trying to get to 20 Super Bowls in 23 days, but worth it. Pick a climbing stage, bring friends and a bike, ride the course in the morning before the race (you're allowed), have lunch in a hamlet atop some exquisite Alp, watch the heart-skipping finish, have a bottle of Bordeaux, spend the night, bike down in the morning. Rinse and repeat.

4. North Carolina vs. Duke at Cameron Indoor Stadium -- Fans pulling the hair of Tar Heels players as they inbound the ball; students camping out for months in K-Ville for tix; the hilarious chants from the Crazies, who once yelled at Grant Hill's parents, "One more kid!"; public school vs. private; an electricity that makes the Final Four and its corporate crowd seem like a three-day seminar on bunions.

3. Wimbledon -- There's nothing in America within a par-5 of it. It's a Windsor Castle garden party with grunting. It's queens and cobblers, cheek to cheek, over grounds so huge it would take you and your Toro a month to mow. It's a phantasmagoria of colo -- greens and purples and yellows -- and that's just Bud Collins' pants.

2. Kentucky Derby -- My life's aspiration was to be Damon Runyon, and the Derby is as close as I'll get. With its wooden stands, elegant barns, men in seersucker suits and women in hats you could land an F-14 on, it's 1927 everywhere you look. Don't miss the fillies the day before in the Kentucky Oaks or the Barnstable Brown Gala or the awful race-day breakfast at Wagner's Pharmacy, across from Gate 3. If you hear a tip there, book it, because everyone around you is a trainer, an owner or a groom.

1. Masters -- Sneak into the clubhouse for the peach cobbler and steal into the Eisenhower Cabin, where some paintings are actually by Eisenhower. Do the par-3 tourney Wednesday and Arnie's first tee shot Thursday; see the droop-shouldered cut players driving out Magnolia Lane Friday, Amen Corner Saturday and golf history Sunday. Because Augusta already has most of the money printed in America, it has not sold out an inch. There are no ads, just flowers. No luxury boxes, just $1.50 egg salad sandwiches. Timeless.



A fantastic list of (almost) pure fail if you ask me.

[UNC]

I form all of my opinions from articles I read in publications and never from observations I make on my own with my own senses.

I notice your sarcasm...Thought this was interesting though. It was actually a blog about the highest paid sports people.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/NFL-players-are-poor?urn=nfl,174353

NFL Players Are Poor


They are when compared to other professional athletes in the United States, anyway.

It’s not exactly breaking news that the highest-paid players in the NBA, MLB and professional golf make more than the highest-paid NFL’ers. In fact, Joe Dumars spent his entire Wednesday making the point that you don’t have to be a great player in the NBA to get big-time money.

And Sports Illustrated’s Fortunate 50 really hammers that point home. Of the top 50 highest-paid American athletes, only one NFL player cracks the top 25. Peyton Manning(notes) at number 10.

After that, we don’t see another NFL guy until Tom Brady(notes) at 28. You can find him right behind Barry freakin’ Zito and Ray freakin’ Allen.

So why, when compared to Phil Mickelson, Alex Rodriguez, and Kevin Garnett, do most NFL players look like filthy hobos, carrying all their earthly possessions around in a bandana tied to the end of a stick? Here are a few theories:

1) Endorsement opportunities are limited. I think it’s a factor that players’ faces have to be covered for most of the three or four hours they spend on television every week. You’ve also got the NFL doing everything they can to limit personal expression through celebrations, things players can wear, etc. Plus, basketball players can sell people basketball shoes, and golfers can sell people all kinds of golf equipment. Best of luck to an NFL guy trying to sell cleats or mouthpieces.

2) Salary cap/big rosters. The salary cap limits what players can be paid, but of course, that’s not unique to the NFL. The fact that they have to pay 53 guys and about a dozen coaches is unique, though. They’ve got to spread the money around a little further.

3) Contract structure. There’s some weirdness allowed in the way NFL money is handed out. If a guy’s going to make $50 million over 5 years, he might get $25 million of that in the first year, so he’ll be appearing in lists like this one in that first year, and left out of it for the next four. That’s why guys like Texans defensive lineman Antonio Smith and Rams center Jason Brown(notes) are able to crack the top 50. They both just signed big free agent deals that are heavy up front.

It’s kind of a shame. I think NFL players, generally speaking, take more of a beating than most other athletes in the major professional sports. Yet, they have the hardest time getting paid. Here’s hoping that your kids grow up to be 6’10” power forwards, and not 6’0” running backs.

[Pox]

Why are you guys reading an American sportswriter and expecting him to be writing for a world audience?

[Mustard]

NFL players for the most part make more money in a year than 99% of career professionals who went to college 4-8 years or more, all to stay physically fit and play a game once a week 16 times a year, all the while getting national media exposure, the adoration of countless fans, and product endorsements that provide enough passive income that they and their family never have to work another day in their life ever again.

And NFL players are... poor? I beg your pardon sir?

[UNC]

It was comparing them to other sports...not the staff at McDonalds.

[UNC]

And beyond a handful of QBs,RBs and WRs, most NFLers wouldn't be noticed walking down the street.

[Mustard]

It was comparing them to other sports...not the staff at McDonalds.
That fact isn't lost on me.

They aren't poor. Not even in the slightest.

I was comparing them to career professionals, such as doctors, lawyers, and CPAs, all of whom are far more important to society than grown men who play games for money.

[UNC]

Lawyers?

[UNC]

You list Lawyers on the same list as Doctors in terms of importance to society?

[Mustard]

...ok, maybe not lawyers.

[Pox]

If they're not important, why are they the key part of one of the greatest moneymaking ventures in the known universe?

[UNC]

You should go to sleep, Sink.

You are grumpy and are making no sense.

We can't talk sports because there is a war on terrorism that makes sports a non topic

[Archangel]

Why are you guys reading an American sportswriter and expecting him to be writing for a world audience?

Because he doesn't qualify his statements, and actually includes European events.

But to suggest that if you actually enjoy what sports is about - and yes, Duke v Carolina or Sox v Yankees are great examples - then come on. Not including, say, Madrid v Barca is not a sign of a certain opinion, but of ignorance.

American pro sports don't even have proper songs, for crying out loud.

[Archangel]

And beyond a handful of QBs,RBs and WRs, most NFLers wouldn't be noticed walking down the street.

This is true. But that's the price you pay for having 50+ people on your team and wearing a full face helmet all the damned time.

[Pox]

He listed the handful of European sporting events that get major coverage in the US.

Why Americans can enjoy Wimbleton but not the World Cup, I will never understand. Tennis is pure gay.

[Archangel]

He listed the handful of European sporting events that get major coverage in the US.

Why Americans can enjoy Wimbleton but not the World Cup, I will never understand. Tennis is pure gay.

Then remove the absolute and call it "the 10 sporting events American sports fans must see".

Also, I will tell you why Wimbledon and the TDF get coverage in America: You guys don't suck at them. Americans can't stand being also-rans in anything - if the US has no shot at winning (although your showing in the Confed Cup was impressive), then nobody in the US cares: If not for Armstrong, America wouldn't even know what the TDF was.

[Archangel]

And the Federer-Roddick match was anything but gay.

[Archangel]

If I could only watch one more live football match in my life, it'd probably have to be Boca v River Plate.


You have not seen sports fandom until you get to Argentina. They have a fucking official CHURCH of Maradona, for fuck's sake.

[Mustard]

You should go to sleep, Sink.

You are grumpy and are making no sense.

We can't talk sports because there is a war on terrorism that makes sports a non topic
I'm am totally grumpy and tired, you're right.

Wanna hate fuck?

Ah fuck it. I'm going to bed.

[fuldstændigamok]

Then remove the absolute and call it "the 10 sporting events American sports fans must see".

Also, I will tell you why Wimbledon and the TDF get coverage in America: You guys don't suck at them. Americans can't stand being also-rans in anything - if the US has no shot at winning (although your showing in the Confed Cup was impressive), then nobody in the US cares: If not for Armstrong, America wouldn't even know what the TDF was.

That's true, though Americans have had good riders way before Armstrong showed up. Hell the most exciting tour de France ever was won by an American not named Armstrong.

[Pox]

My greatest hope is that in the next 10 years US soccer starts kicking the shit out of the rest of the world in international play. Just to see how much our bandwagon fans would piss off the rest of the world.

[mxlplkt]

But wait! I just got here Sink!

[kaptino]

The only interesting part of the tour de france is seeing those cunts fall of their bikes and leave half of their brains on the hot tarmac...
Or when they hit some old persons prize poodle and cut it in half.

[Archangel]

My greatest hope is that in the next 10 years US soccer starts kicking the shit out of the rest of the world in international play. Just to see how much our bandwagon fans would piss off the rest of the world.

Yeah, having to explain offsides to some jackass with a 60 ft² flag at the stadium does not sound like fun.

[TylerDurden]

Yeah, having to explain offsides to some jackass with a 60 ft² flag at the stadium does not sound like fun.

is it wrong that when i think of a typical soccer fan i think of vinnie jones (a la eurotrip)?

and the last thing we need is to dominate yet another thing that we could potentially become "big brother" in. fuck that. i hope the us blows at int'l soccer.

[WET HOT MESS]

I made cinnamon muffins!

[fuldstændigamok]

is it wrong that when i think of a typical soccer fan i think of vinnie jones (a la eurotrip)?

and the last thing we need is to dominate yet another thing that we could potentially become "big brother" in. fuck that. i hope the us blows at int'l soccer.

What do you mean by that?

[fuldstændigamok]

I HATE cinnamon.
Go back in the kitchen and make me some macadamia cookies.

[WET HOT MESS]

no macadamia in the house. oh well.

[mxlplkt]

White chocolate macadamia?

[WET HOT MESS]

pew pew out da ayyyynus?

[mxlplkt]

pew pew out da ayyyynus?
Observation or request?

[WET HOT MESS]

request, duh.

[mxlplkt]

I'll go snort some Metamucil. BRB.

[TylerDurden]

What do you mean by that?

that we're a domineering country.

[WET HOT MESS]

bump!

[Archangel]

You people are weird.

[Datači]

It's. So. Fucking. Hot.

[NOTKyle]

My greatest hope is that in the next 10 years US soccer starts kicking the shit out of the rest of the world in international play. Just to see how much our bandwagon fans would piss off the rest of the world.

All it's going to take is one GREAT player to come out of the United States. And by great I mean starting forward on Chelsea/Man U/Arsenal/Barcelona/yougetthepoint. The bandwagon would explode out of the station.

[and]

All it's going to take is one GREAT player to come out of the United States. And by great I mean starting forward on Chelsea/Man U/Arsenal/Barcelona/yougetthepoint. The bandwagon would explode out of the station.


Agreed. Pele and Beckham were well past their primes when they came to the US.

[Datači]

Hey and! What's up?

[Datači]

Fine! Don't talk to me! Bitch.

[NOTKyle]

Lesbian.

[Pox]

Apparently one of my housemates is getting some pretty serious local bands to play at our house this fall, and my joke of a band is opening. I hope they don't mind playing for 10 people and listening the me fail at playing guitar. This looks to be interesting.

[and]

Hey and! What's up?

drinking coffee and reading the news.

Fine! Don't talk to me! Bitch.


heh. How's it going, Dataci?

[Alcestis]

Morning wackos.

[Jericho]

I'm up way too fucking early

[Da Raider]

so...my buddy is moving and they have really nice and expensive patio furniture. I am considering buying it from him, but the logistics are a hassle. I would probably have to rent a uhaul or some shit to move it. Heavy stuff, so I would need to get some help moving it. Or do I just go to target and buy some cheap shit that I can haul myself for the same price? Hmmmm....

[Jericho]

Hire mexicans, you mexican!

[Da Raider]

Hire mexicans, you mexican!

i just hate renting a uhaul. what a pain in the ass.

[Bizz]

bump!

[WET HOT MESS]

HAY U!

[Ninja Pope]

HAY EWE TWO!

[TylerDurden]

O HAI EVERY1!

[WET HOT MESS]

omg!!!!

[Bizz]

HIGH!

[Ninja Pope]

I can feel the love in OT today.

[WET HOT MESS]

i dun dew dwugz. sri

[Bizz]

i dun dew dwugz. sri

Neither do I anymore really.

[Bizz]

Plus I'd hardly call weed a drug. It's a plant you americans got all bent out of shape over back in the paper mill days. It's way better than the man made alcohol. My only vice is smoking cigarettes and I'm trying to quit that.

[WET HOT MESS]

cigs are baad

[Bizz]

cigs are baad

Yeah yeah I know. I quit for 2 years but started again when all this bullshit started to go down in my life about a year ago. Now I'm like super double addicted.

[WET HOT MESS]

stop it! you're gunna be perma smelly.

[Bizz]

stop it! you're gunna be perma smelly.

It's not like you cuddle with me anyways!

[ElemenoP]

She probably would -- if you didn't smoke!!!

[Bizz]

She probably would -- if you didn't smoke!!!

Blow me.

[ElemenoP]

I probably would, if you didn't smoke!!!!!!!!!

[Bizz]

I probably would, if you didn't smoke!!!!!!!!!

What are you talking about? I don't smoke.

[Ninja Pope]

I had a dream last night that I was at a Nation of Islam meeting, and I tried to fart, and I ended up shitting my pants and ruining one of their recliners.

Sometimes, waking up is fun.

[Bizz]

I'm pretty sure that's the custom in Islam.

[Void]

I probably would, if you didn't smoke!!!!!!!!!Pole smoker.

[Bizz]

I'm going to get my hair cut and buy a new book today!

[Ninja Pope]

I'm going to get my hair cut and buy a new book today!

I'm due for a haircut, but I'll probably put it off another day. I'm still not out of bed yet.

[Bizz]

I'm way past due for a haircut.

[Ninja Pope]

I'm way past due for a haircut.

Dirty hippie.

[Bizz]

Make love, not war.

[Ninja Pope]

Make love, not war.

Pinko Commie!

[Jericho]

I had a dream last night that I worked at an adult bookstore. Nothin even weird about it. That was just my job

[WET HOT MESS]

i had a weird ass dream last night, but i don't even know what happened in it.

[WET HOT MESS]

nor can i remember

[WET HOT MESS]

except for only that constantly feeling of... wtf is this

[Ninja Pope]

I had a dream last night that I worked at an adult bookstore. Nothin even weird about it. That was just my job

Did you shit your pants in your dream, too?

[Ninja Pope]

except for only that constantly feeling of... wtf is this

You probably had a sex dream about me. That's the typical response.

[WET HOT MESS]

are you saying you have a small weinie?

[}{arlequin]

You probably had a sex dream about me. That's the typical response.
*nightmare

[}{arlequin]

popes used to know how to party... not so much anymore

[Ninja Pope]

are you saying you have a small weinie?

No, I was just saying that sex dreams about me are disorienting.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I have officially ruled tetanus out as being the reason I think I might die any minute now.

[WET HOT MESS]

doctors can see doctors. do it shannon.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I did. It's allergies. It's not strep and it's not tetanus.

[WET HOT MESS]

from what?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

Grass/pollen/the outside world. Weather snapped yesterday, whenever that happens, the allergens in the Ohio Valley are TERRIBLE, however this is the worst I have ever had this.

[Void]

Maybe it's a tumor.

[}{arlequin]

apparently i have misplaced one of the items in the dishwasher and it's now putting out some wacky beat to the tune of the spinning contraption shooting water at it.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I legitimately thought that I have strep, and tetanus was in the forefront of my mind because I just stepped on a nail, my vaccination wasnt up to date and I had to do that 3 days ago.

[}{arlequin]

for 5 yrs i've been using allergies as an excuse to play hooky from work on thur/fri/mon and this season i have actually developed my very own, real, allergies. karma's a bitch

[Ninja Pope]

Grass/pollen/the outside world.

Chris Cornell says blow up the outside world.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

you have not had allergies until you have lived in louisville/lexington. I cannot remember the last time that I was able to consistently breathe out of my nose

[}{arlequin]

I cannot remember the last time that I was able to consistently breathe out of my nose
*insert bj joke here*

[WET HOT MESS]

i hate summers in maryland. the bugs here always bite the shit out of my legs and leave nasty scars. ughhhhh and it itchesssssssss

[Bizz]

you have not had allergies until you have lived in louisville/lexington. I cannot remember the last time that I was able to consistently breathe out of my nose

Oh shit, I've got something for you! BRB

[Jericho]

I'm a Camel guy, but Circle K had Marlboro Blend No. 27's on sale a dollar off. You know...they ain't bad

[Void]

I'm a Camel guy, but Circle K had Marlboro Blend No. 27's on sale a dollar off. You know...they ain't badLately I've been buying these double-packs of Camel Lights which are sold for $2.50 off. Anything to save cash on those little over-taxed cancer sticks.

[Bizz]

you have not had allergies until you have lived in louisville/lexington. I cannot remember the last time that I was able to consistently breathe out of my nose

Ok, I was trying to find the specific product I use, but what you're going to want to do is a nasal irrigation with a hypertonic saline solution with a sodium bicarbonate buffering agent.

I'm not going to lie, it's weird at first but you'll get used to it and it works wonders. I suggest using the isobaric squeeze bottle over the neti pot, but it's personal preference. Make sure to use only distilled water or it'll burn like a mother fucker.

Here is a link to some products but guaranteed any pharmacy will carry some sort of nasal irrigation starter kit.

http://www.sinucleanse.com/index.htm

Also, you're a shitty doctor.

You can thank me later. ;)

[Jericho]

Pizzle's a better doctor than Shannon.


OHHHHHHHHH!!

[fuldstændigamok]

I shaved my face today. For the first time in 5 years. That feels and looks weird.

[Bizz]

Dr Pepper is a better doctor than Pizzle.

[Bizz]

I'm a Camel guy, but Circle K had Marlboro Blend No. 27's on sale a dollar off. You know...they ain't bad

Fuck you're cheap. I dunno about the states but the native reservations here have bags of about 250 smokes for like 5 bucks.

The ones I smoke are about $10 a pack.

[Bizz]

Shannon you ungrateful twat, praise me!

[Jericho]

Fuck you're cheap. I dunno about the states but the native reservations here have bags of about 250 smokes for like 5 bucks.

The ones I smoke are about $10 a pack.

Dude. When I get a job, it'll be all good. Until then,I save money where I can

[Shannon!MD!!!]

Shannon you ungrateful twat, praise me!


Ive used the netipot, I will try your other thing. neti post only work for a couple of hours. I need to move to arizona/

[Shannon!MD!!!]

Dude. When I get a job, it'll be all good. Until then,I save money where I can


then why arent you smoking GT Ones?

[Bizz]

Ive used the netipot, I will try your other thing. neti post only work for a couple of hours. I need to move to arizona/

If it only works for a couple of hours you need to couple it with a nasal lubricant.

No joke.

[}{arlequin]

coke clears things nicely

[Jericho]

then why arent you smoking GT Ones?

I can't do the cheap CHEAPO ones. They make me feel like absolute shit

[Jericho]

Who wants to see my ass?

Same shit all the time with you. How about something new? Show me the inside of your fridge!

[Void]

Who wants to see my ass?Shannon does.

Spread 'em for that prostate exam.

[fuldstændigamok]

So bizz is also a fake doctor?
Great!



And mikey, if I see a pic of your ass in here, I'll burn your ass's hairs and watch you beat Usain Bolt in a straight line.

[Claydon]

FUCK TIME WARNER!!!!

[Da Raider]

i want to kick my work colleague in the nutz. He cannot STFU, ever. Annoying as all hell.

[Jericho]

When you are sexy like me you can be a one trick pony and gets dimes all the time.

Inside of your fridge! NAO!

[UNC]

I can't wait to be drunk.

My head hurts.

[Jericho]

Marcus'll do it. Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

[UNC]

I would...but I am too lazy.

[Bizz]

So bizz is also a fake doctor?
Great!

Unlike the other fake doctors, I have never claimed to be a doctor. I'm just a hack.

[}{arlequin]

Unlike the other fake doctors, I have never claimed to be a doctor. I'm just a hack.
nothing to be ashamed of. sooner or later everyone needs a proctologist

[Jericho]

}{, SHOW ME THE INSIDE OF YOUR FRIDGE!!!! I wanna see the caviar, lobster and champagne for myself!

[WET HOT MESS]

it's filled with alcohol and lingerie

[Pox]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Bizz]

nothing to be ashamed of. sooner or later everyone needs a proctologist

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Actually I plan on being a gynecologist to the daughters of the stars.

[Bizz]

Jericho, that's a fucked up fetish you got going on there.

[WET HOT MESS]

badda ba bump!

[Jericho]

Jericho, that's a fucked up fetish you got going on there.

I will see the innards of someone's foodhouse by day's end!

[WET HOT MESS]

is it because you're hungry?

[Pox]

Thats a goatse request if I've ever heard one. Which I haven't.

[Jericho]

is it because you're hungry?

No. It's the one picture that hasn't been exploited here. I'm trying to start a craze. Now show me the inside of your fucking FRIDGE!

[WET HOT MESS]

why don't you start a running thread for it.

[}{arlequin]

}{, SHOW ME THE INSIDE OF YOUR FRIDGE!!!! I wanna see the caviar, lobster and champagne for myself!
eerily creepy... lobster never lasts to make it to the fridge


http://img241.imagevenue.com/loc496/th_70226_DSC_5631_122_496lo.JPG (http://img241.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70226_DSC_5631_122_496lo.JPG)

[misterfatt]

Actually I plan on being a gynecologist to the daughters of the stars.
you better hurry up before you lose out on the a-list clientele.

http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2009/6/chaz-bono-sex-change.jpg

[Bizz]

No. It's the one picture that hasn't been exploited here. I'm trying to start a craze. Now show me the inside of your fucking FRIDGE!

why don't you start a running thread for it.

I present you a thread killer before it starts.

Mr Chicity aka Black Pizzle

IBRL7D0wcXM

[}{arlequin]

it's filled with alcohol and lingerie
i haven't considered what the sensation of slipping on icy cold silk undies onto a blindfolded girl could do.



until now. thanks!

[fuldstændigamok]

Hey, JOU-ELLE, STFU already!
If I show you my fridge, you'll die. I'm not sure that you are ready for fresh produces.

[UNC]

I need some perco-fucking-cet

[Jericho]

eerily creepy... lobster never lasts to make it to the fridge


http://img241.imagevenue.com/loc496/th_70226_DSC_5631_122_496lo.JPG (http://img241.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70226_DSC_5631_122_496lo.JPG)

.......


Fucking caviar and champagne for realz?

You motherfucker.

[WET HOT MESS]

same wavelength

[fuldstændigamok]

.......


Fucking caviar and champagne for realz?

You motherfucker.

It's }{arlequin, what the fuck did you expect? I'm just surprised that there is no foie gras or truffes in there actually.

[WET HOT MESS]

i got a drawl of koolaid!

[}{arlequin]

.......


Fucking caviar and champagne for realz?

You motherfucker.

i've become a stereotype of myself...

[Bizz]

i got a drawl of koolaid!

Niggga made a pizza!

[Jericho]

Fuld, change Harlequin's name to panty dropper

[Bizz]

Jericho, you're coming on a little strong.

[WET HOT MESS]

baby, get your snack on, get comfortable. we know you're breathing heavy as hell, we know you're hungry.

[Bizz]

Play it cool bro.

[Bizz]

baby, get your snack on, get comfortable. we know you're breathing heavy as hell, we know you're hungry.

yeah mayne

[WET HOT MESS]

Fuld, change Harlequin's name to panty dropper
It's a known fact that he's a pimp, where the hell were you?

[WET HOT MESS]

yeah mayne
that's a lot of food there.

[Face]

what in the fuck does }{arley do for a living?

[Jericho]

It's a known fact that he's a pimp, where the hell were you?

New evidence has come to light :(

[Ninja Pope]

what in the fuck does }{arley do for a living?

Drug kingpin, probably.

[}{arlequin]

even pimps need to eat. WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!!!

[Bizz]

I'm going to answer for }{ since he isn't answering for himself.

Rich parents.

[Jericho]

Bizz, that video was funny as fuck

[Bizz]

It's Chi City mayne.

[}{arlequin]

I'm going to answer for }{ since he isn't answering for himself.

Rich parents.
nfw. they're immigrants.


i'm a doctor pizz.

[Bizz]

nfw. they're immigrants.


i'm a doctor pizz.

They could be Sheiks or something. Not all immigrants are poor.

i'm an astronaut pizz

[Jericho]

You throw the kid off his game. You hit him with the PS3 orrr the X-Box! They ain't used to the OPSHUNN, niggga!

[Jericho]

Can't believe it's not Butta! You can straight drink this shit!

[Bizz]

Chi City reminds me a lot of my black buddy Chris.

[}{arlequin]

They could be Sheiks or something. Not all immigrants are poor.
i'd like that very much

[fuldstændigamok]

Chi City reminds me a lot of my black buddy Chris.

YOU HAVE A ****** FRIEND????
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[TylerDurden]

YOU HAVE A ****** FRIEND????
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

black atcha

[WET HOT MESS]

refresh

[NOTKyle]

So many groceries. Yay!

[WET HOT MESS]

what do you plan on making?

[Bizz]

YOU HAVE A ****** FRIEND????
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Relax. It's not like he is french or anything.

[The GWD]

I have to work outside like, all day. My balls are going to be raw by tonight.

[NOTKyle]

what do you plan on making?

No recipes, I just have food now. Animal crackers, ramen, bananas, chips y salsa, quick oats, greened beans, etcetcetcetc

[WET HOT MESS]

mmmm, preservatives

[The GWD]

I made a homemade recipe for sloppy joes the other day. They were orgasmic. I came as I ate them.

[NOTKyle]

mmmm, preservatives

Gotta do what you can when you're poor.

[WET HOT MESS]

i guess. i wanna have my own little herb garden, but until we fence our shit up, the bunnies, squirrels and other wild animals are gunna eat it all up.

[Bizz]

i guess. i wanna have my own little herb garden, but until we fence our shit up, the bunnies, squirrels and other wild animals are gunna eat it all up.

Ch-ch-chia!

http://images.savontv.com/im/nwimages/chia-herb-garden.jpg

[The GWD]

If I was invisible (wait, I already am).

[WET HOT MESS]

they're not big enough to suit my needs.

[Bizz]

they're not big enough to suit my needs.

You're an ungrateful bitch.

[WET HOT MESS]

:) wanna slap fight?

[Bizz]

k

[WET HOT MESS]

my fist to your nose first

[Bizz]

Okay. Well played.

My tongue, your anus.

[WET HOT MESS]

uhhhh uhhhh mnnnnn mnnnnn uhhhh

[WET HOT MESS]

where's the remote control, i need da pr0n.

[Jericho]

i guess. i wanna have my own little herb garden, but until we fence our shit up, the bunnies, squirrels and other wild animals are gunna eat it all up.

My dad and stepmom have a HUGE garden. Every time I'm over there, I snag some cucumbers, radishes, tomaters, lemons, etc.

It rocks

[Ninja Pope]

My parents hook me up with fresh rhubarb from time to time, and I use it to make cake.

[WET HOT MESS]

the appeals of having a garden.

[Jericho]

the appeals of having a garden.

Having axxess to one I don't have to maintain is bettah!

[WET HOT MESS]

i like gardening. it's good exercise.

[WET HOT MESS]

i like yanking the weeds out and pretend they're the hair of the girls i don't like.

[WET HOT MESS]

i must sound like a catty bitch. lulz

[Ninja Pope]

i like yanking the weeds out and pretend they're the hair of the girls i don't like.

I'll yank YOUR hair.

[The GWD]

Remember that part in I Spit on Your Grave where the chick cuts the guy's dick off?

[WET HOT MESS]

lulzzz

[leafsmack0]

Someone join our new religion

s5gjBXKamrM

[Jericho]

proxies are teh slowsauce

[WET HOT MESS]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2cwr34o.jpg

it's a sign!

[Claydon]

i cannot wait to flush time warner down the toilet in a month or so...

[UNC]

More like Gaydon

I just made that up

[Will-Kill]

So back to Gardening.

[UNC]

eat me

[Will-Kill]

Unless your a Ribeye steak I'm not touching you.

[UNC]

*You're

Retard

[Satan]

sup assholes

[Jericho]

Hey everybody! It's Chri$to!

[Le Goat]

neg

[Satan]

Hey everybody! It's Chri$to!
I'm waiting for the doctor. Entertain me.

[Will-Kill]

Your going to die.

just kidding...its never going to heal and look right.

[}{arlequin]

i like gardening. it's good exercise.
i hate playing in the dirt. mostly b/c it's damn hot and everything's making me itchy. i'd rather do construction.

[mongo]

i'd rather do a construction worker.

[Kerjack]

Jammed Lock: 0 Kerjack: 1

[mongo]

virginity: 1 Kerjack: 0

[}{arlequin]

i'd rather do a construction worker.
syn will be along shortly

[mongo]

i don't do wetbacks.

[Kerjack]

virginity: 1 Kerjack: 0

One lock I just can't seem to pick, I have all the right tools, just can't seem to finesse one open.


syn will be along shortly

What am I, chopped liver?

[Kerjack]

Also lulz, sorry Chinese gamers, but if it gets rid 90% of the farmers/account hackers then I hope it happens.

http://news.mmosite.com/content/2009-07-14/20090714054025804.shtml