Off-Topic IV

[mongo]

i've actually always wanted to learn how to pick more than my sisters diary lock.

[Kerjack]

One of the last things this world needs is Mongo being able to pick locks.

[}{arlequin]

i've actually always wanted to learn how to pick more than my sisters diary lock.
i think safecracking would be a cool occupation

[}{arlequin]

What am I, chopped liver?
thought you was a farmer not a constructo

[mongo]

i'm a huge richard fenyman fan. (he's was a physicist for you dumbfucks out there). he was way into safe cracking. claimed it wasn't that hard to pick most locks/open most safes. could do most safes in well under 40 minutes, most pin locks in just a few minutes. hawt.

[Kerjack]

thought you was a farmer not a constructo

Was a construction worker, always have helped on the family farm, now a student.

[Kerjack]

I should work on lock picking some more. Messed around with it for about a week, meant to buy then mount some more brands/types to work on but never got around to it. Although in the week or so I did manage to open 4 or 5 separate locks successfully more then once.

[Kerjack]

Also I have yet to try out the bump keys I've made :(

[}{arlequin]

Also I have yet to try out the bump keys I've made :(
let's see those badboys

[Jericho]

Kerjack. Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

[}{arlequin]

i expect to see slabs of venison

[Jericho]

I just want him to let the poor girl out of there

[Kerjack]

let's see those badboys

Kerjack. Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=647310&postcount=27876

Still can't find my camera, otherwise I would. BUT, right after i posted about not having tried my bump keys I remembered I have since installed a new exterior door and lock leading to the basement. (The main doors lock sticks so bad I didn't even bother trying them with it)

Grabbed the proper style key for the lock... 3 bumps later: SUCCESS. Reset. 2 bumps: SUCCESS. ect ect.

[WET HOT MESS]

if i'm gunna pick locks, it's gunna be for a heist.

[Kerjack]

Starting to think someone just might have stolen my camera out of my car. :/ I know I had it the day I bought my backpack before class, thought about putting it in it as well before I left the car. Haven't seen it since.

[Kerjack]

And you know what, I wouldn't even be upset if it had. I'd be a little sad about losing the memory card, and my extra battery not working in a new camera but otherwise I've sorta been itching to buy that Casio EX-FH20 anyway.

Just wish I knew for sure or not.

[Jericho]

But you posted your eyeball

[Kerjack]

That was taken with Skybase's camera

[Jericho]

That was taken with Skybase's camera

I swear to god you guys are queers

[}{arlequin]

I swear to god you guys are queers
hahaha they took pics of EACH OTHER!!! lulz

[Jericho]

You don't hang out with your boys and take close up shots of each other's eyeballs?

[Kerjack]

Ohh... a new compact version. (slow-mo [30fps to 210fps switch] cheerleaders found in embedded video)

http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/06/casios-burst-recordin-ex-fc100-pocket-cam-reviewed/

[WET HOT MESS]

blah blah blah, you're still gay.

[STDSkillz]

I hope you're never that mean to me, Neeterz.

[WET HOT MESS]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/30/633739890423830310-bigboobies.jpg

:D

[POO POO CANNON]

hallo everynun

[Datači]

You can keep yours in your ass.

[WET HOT MESS]

like a credit card. hi poo poo

[Kerjack]

I hope you're never that mean to me, Neeterz.

What she starts sending in private is worth it ;)

[Stax]

Yay, Nita!

[Gary_Busey]

Buying furniture is fucking difficult.

[WET HOT MESS]

kerjack, you poor delusional sucker

[WET HOT MESS]

Buying furniture is fucking difficult.
i wanna help. let's see your place again and what do you really need to start off with.

[}{arlequin]

Buying furniture is fucking difficult.
not to mention expensive

[Jericho]

i wanna help. let's see your place again and what do you really need to start off with.

Totally.


Gary. Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!!!

[STDSkillz]

Wtf has been up with all this fridge talk recently?

[WET HOT MESS]

i can see you with your dick in one hand, beer can hats on, sipping constantly as you type "SHOW ME THE INSIDE OF YOUR FRIDGE"

[Gary_Busey]

not to mention expensive
Yeah, no shit. I'm not trying to spend too much, I'm going with Rooms To Go.

[Jericho]

Wtf has been up with all this fridge talk recently?

Shut the hell up and go take a picture of the contents of your fridge and then post it HERE!

[STDSkillz]

Shut the hell up and go take a picture of the contents of your fridge and then post it HERE!
Hmm..okay.

[Jericho]

awesome. Thanks for cooperating, Snoopy.

[Gary_Busey]

I should be watch The First 48 more often. This show is awesome.

[Ninja Pope]

This upcoming Jay Leno Show is a total dick move by Leno.

[mongo]

i am hammered.

[DjAg]

AMC running ghostbusters 1&2 back to back is perhaps a godsend. I just want to cry that I have to miss the beginning of 2 to go get beer.

Fucking alcoholism.

[STDSkillz]

Shut the hell up and go take a picture of the contents of your fridge and then post it HERE!
http://img3.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/4332/43324736bad9c6f877fd4cab4d7d5669732edda.jpg (http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=4332473&showlnk=0)

A few things:

I don't drink pop or Hawaiian punch. Those were mixers bought by friends when I was having a party over here. Hence why they've been in my goddamn fridge for four weeks without being drank. Also, I obviously invest in high quality foods. If you added up the costs of everything in my fridge, it'd probably come up to about $6.

[Datači]

hey anita. you must be tired cos you've been running through my mind all night.

[Datači]

screaming.

[STDSkillz]

Yeah, my fridge is real captivating.

[STDSkillz]

FUCKING CROATIANS.

[Datači]

Why do you have bread in your fridge? Do you like it cold or what?

[WET HOT MESS]

i'm still running!

[Datači]

on. your. knees.

[Datači]

now.

[WET HOT MESS]

blow me

[Datači]

sure.

[DjAg]

Why do you have bread in your fridge? Do you like it cold or what?

... Keeps it fresh longer.

[WET HOT MESS]

i can work with that

[dick_darlington]

grr one of my other best friends is engaged.. so that's 3 of my good friends that are engaged.. i'm so ronery.

[Datači]

... Keeps it fresh longer.

No it doesen't

[WET HOT MESS]

WTF!??!

http://davidcgarcia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kristen-swanson-room-store-lady.jpg

[Kerjack]

I would prefer a camera that is good in low light... but.. think I might have to get that EX-FC100 for myself on my B-day. Its new enough I don't think a better model will come out till at least Christmas and the price is right.

[dick_darlington]

No it doesen't
wait? so, keeping food in a cold temperature doesn't preserve it at all??

that's news to me!

[Kerjack]

If that happens be prepared for lots and lots of videos :D

[Jericho]

Snoopy looks to be a man serious about his salsa

[Ninja Pope]

grr one of my other best friends is engaged.. so that's 3 of my good friends that are engaged.. i'm so ronery.

It's not helping that Zooey is engaged too, is it?

[Kerjack]

Snoopy looks to be a man serious about his salsa

After you buy Salsa at Costco everything else just seems like a rip off.

[Jericho]

PS Blasphemy. Hawaiian punch is the bomb

[Datači]

wait? so, keeping food in a cold temperature doesn't preserve it at all??!

Not bread. Unless you freeze it or something. And why the fuck would you preserve bread? Can't you buy fresh bread every day?

Americans are weird.

[Ninja Pope]

PS Blasphemy. Hawaiian punch is the bomb

Put some 7up in that bitch and you've got a party.

[Kerjack]

PS Blasphemy. Hawaiian punch is the bomb

No, no it is not.

[dick_darlington]

I would prefer a camera that is good in low light... but.. think I might have to get that EX-FC100 for myself on my B-day. Its new enough I don't think a better model will come out till at least Christmas and the price is right.
this is what i have (http://www.imaging-resource.com/PRODS/W170/W170A.HTM).. i love it..

[WET HOT MESS]

individual breads are super expensive, so we buy loaves, but they go bad when you don't eat that much and they stay out for long.

[Datači]

Don't you have... bakeries or something?

[Kerjack]

Sony has burned me too many time. Normally I'm a Canon man, but the high speed aspect it just too damn sexy.

[Jericho]

individual breads are super expensive, so we buy loaves, but they go bad when you don't eat that much and they stay out for long.

When I discovered half loaves, I literally made a faggy little audible noise that got me snickered at :(

[Ninja Pope]

Don't you have... bakeries or something?

Fuck you, we have supermarkets! And we use the bread to make sandwiches, not as a tasteful side dish!

[Datači]

Well. I am shocked.

[Ninja Pope]

When I discovered half loaves, I literally made a faggy little audible noise that got me snickered at :(

I have a borderline fetish for sandwiches, so I have no problem using up my bread. But I know that's rare.

[BIG PIZZLE]

When I discovered half loaves, I literally made a faggy little audible noise that got me snickered at :(

I cant find half loaves. Consequently, about 30% of my freezer is filled with bread on the verge of going stale.

[Ninja Pope]

Well. I am shocked.

In America, we don't have anything of any nutritional value at bakeries. It's all cakes, cinnamon rolls and donuts.

[dick_darlington]

It's not helping that Zooey is engaged too, is it?
nope, and to a loser nonetheless. my life is pretty much over.

[STDSkillz]

Snoopy looks to be a man serious about his salsa
Incredibly serious.
PS Blasphemy. Hawaiian punch is the bomb
I will admit, I have a speck of Hawaiian punch every now and again. But, as you can tell, it's not a daily thing.
Not bread. Unless you freeze it or something. And why the fuck would you preserve bread? Can't you buy fresh bread every day?

Americans are weird.
Why the fuck would I want to go to the store and buy bread everyday? And that stuff in my fridge isn't bread, at least not in the way that you think it's bread. That stuff'll last in the fridge for a good two months.

[Datači]

Why the fuck would I want to go to the store and buy bread everyday?

I don't know. I kinda like fresh bread... Is that weird?

[Ninja Pope]

Why the fuck would I want to go to the store and buy bread everyday? And that stuff in my fridge isn't bread, at least not in the way that you think it's bread. That stuff'll last in the fridge for a good two months.

In Europe, everything's within reasonable walking distance, and their organic foods give them enough energy to walk to the bakery every day.

My one time in a European bakery was in Denmark. I tried to order a danish. It did not go well.

[Datači]

tee hee hee

[DjAg]

I don't know. I kinda like fresh bread... Is that weird?

To a poor college-ish student, yes.

I keep bread in my fridge until it's hard, moldy, or generally smelly, which is considerably longer than it would last out of the fridge. I can't afford to buy a whole lot of shit to make sandwiches with, so I typically make Ramen noodles and drink Keystone.

[WET HOT MESS]

big cities will carry cheaper food to go, but everywhere else, it's either really bleugh or ridiculous. you would pay a dollar for a donut where as you can buy a dozen at 5 bucks.

[STDSkillz]

I don't know. I kinda like fresh bread... Is that weird?
I saw the price of fresh/organic bread once. No thanks.
In Europe, everything's within reasonable walking distance, and their organic foods give them enough energy to walk to the bakery every day.

My one time in a European bakery was in Denmark. I tried to order a danish. It did not go well.
I'm going to pretend like I'm sophisticated enough to understand this joke.

[STDSkillz]

Oh, and I totally had those two hotdogs for dinner. Dericious.

[}{arlequin]

fresh bread is da bomb. too bad the only bakery near me is au bon pain... whole foods is too far

[Ninja Pope]

fresh bread is da bomb. too bad the only bakery near me is au bon pain... whole foods is too far

I guess you'll just have to console yourself with caviar and champagne.

[Le Goat]

I have milk in my fridge from when I first moved in back in late April.

[Le Goat]

3/4 of a gallon. lulz

[dick_darlington]

I guess you'll just have to console yourself with caviar and champagne.
you forgot about that ivory backscratcher.

[WET HOT MESS]

goat, that's nasty

[Le Goat]

goat, that's nasty

It doesn't stink yet and I haven't really had anyone come back to my place and spend the night, so I don't too much care.


I also forget it's even there.

[dick_darlington]

my friends bailed on bww tonight. what should i eat? i'm leaning towards chipotle.

edit: i'm considering going to goat's and drinking his milk.

[WET HOT MESS]

ew

[Le Goat]

IT'S STILL LIQUID!

[Muji]

who wants to see my penis?

[Datači]

Not I

[dick_darlington]

screw you all, chipotle it is!

[Le Goat]

who wants to see my penis?
http://cam4.com/luckybiker2 ????



(best. audio. ever. turn up speakers a lil bit)

[DjAg]

Ghostbuster II is about to begin. I need beer and ciggs immediately.

[Muji]

DAG > Djag

and sorry goat, maybe when the kids go to bed

[Le Goat]

DAG > Djag

and sorry goat, maybe when the kids go to bed

faggot

[DjAg]

DAG > Djag

and sorry goat, maybe when the kids go to bed

Where the fuck is this DAG? I'll kick his ass. With my foot.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Ima hafta kill a cat.

[Le Goat]

Ima hafta kill a cat.

BLENDER!


I have a gif of that somewhere...

[Jericho]

I just clobbered a Wet Super Burrito from La Familia. Imma be dropping fuckin BOMBS tonight

[Le Goat]

I had Qdoba's for lunch.


My turds be droppin like it's hot

[Ninja Pope]

Angry Double Whopper shits > all.

[Hannibal Lecter]

BLENDER!


I have a gif of that somewhere...
That's a fucking BRILLIANT idea!

[Kerjack]

VUawhjxLS2I

[WET HOT MESS]

Angry Double Whopper shits > all.
bad spicy asian food shits> angry double whopper shits

[Le Goat]

Angry Double Whopper shits > all.

Terrible, Raging, Undercooked Hooters Shrimp salmonella poisoning > all

[BIG PIZZLE]

Angry Double Whopper shits > all.

An angry double whopper is straight grease.

[Ninja Pope]

bad spicy asian food shits> angry double whopper shits

If it's Asian and spicy, there's no way it can be bad.

[Le Goat]

That's a fucking BRILLIANT idea!

I get paid for this shit son

[WET HOT MESS]

yes, if you dipped it in grease and chicken shit.

[Jericho]

If it's Asian and spicy, there's no way it can be bad.

This is a harsh untruth

[BIG PIZZLE]

VUawhjxLS2I

What the hell is that?

[Le Goat]

Actually...

10 beers + 6 Sausage Toquitos from Whataburger at 4am = worst shit ever at 7am

[DjAg]

Actually...

10 beers + 6 Sausage Toquitos from Whataburger at 4am = worst shit ever at 7am

You should try hotpockets.

[ElemenoP]

Eating greasy foods makes my tummy really upset.

[Ninja Pope]

You should try hotpockets.

They're breathtaking.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm hungry.

[Le Goat]

You should try hotpockets.

they taste like my diarrhea smells.

[STDSkillz]

They're breathtaking.
I like mine boiling, lava-hot.

[WET HOT MESS]

Eating greasy foods makes my tummy really upset.
same here. it's a shame too. i miss out on the fun foods

[Da Raider]

hit the gym by my work instead of the one by my house...

con's: too crowded, very small gym
pro's: plenty of incredibly good looking women wearing tight clothing

[Ninja Pope]

same here. it's a shame too. i miss out on the fun foods

I usually just pay the price and deal with the after-effects. Sometimes it's worth it.

[WET HOT MESS]

I usually just pay the price and deal with the after-effects. Sometimes it's worth it.
finger in the butt isn't fun after shooting acid out.

[Le Goat]

wow. they're talkin bout an Oscar for 'The Hurt Locker'


fuck me, someone get me a copy of it!

[Ninja Pope]

finger in the butt isn't fun after shooting acid out.

My finger or yours?

[WET HOT MESS]

i have smaller fingers. so mine.

[Da Raider]

wow. they're talkin bout an Oscar for 'The Hurt Locker'


fuck me, someone get me a copy of it!

really? My buddy burned a dozen movies and handed them over to me a couple weeks ago. I never heard of it, thus haven't watched it yet. Hmmm...maybe I should view it this weekend...

[Le Goat]

ok fo' realz


hot

http://cam4.com/kimpf72

[Ninja Pope]

i have smaller fingers. so mine.

Yeah, my fingers are pretty big.

[Muji]

Where the fuck is this DAG? I'll kick his ass. With my foot.
DAG= David Alan Grier, funniest black out there

[Le Goat]

really? My buddy burned a dozen movies and handed them over to me a couple weeks ago. I never heard of it, thus haven't watched it yet. Hmmm...maybe I should view it this weekend...

up that shit bitch...

[Le Goat]

I'd fuck Jeremy Renner.


Only if he dresses up like Dahmer

[WET HOT MESS]

this thread needs more ed gein

[DjAg]

DAG= David Alan Grier, funniest black out there

Depends on your definition of 'out there'.

Richard Pryor.
Dave Chappelle.
Bernie Mac (at times).
Katt Williams.
Redd Foxx. (At least I think he was great...)

[WET HOT MESS]

serial kiras serial kiras serial kiras cereal kilaz

[Jericho]

vIRQf0S3oD0

[WET HOT MESS]

i really really really need to shower

[WET HOT MESS]

but i kinda like being stinky

[WET HOT MESS]

bump bump bump

[WET HOT MESS]

so what's with this place having only 300 posts a day?

[WET HOT MESS]

raising the bar bar bar bar bar

[WET HOT MESS]

post post post post post

[WET HOT MESS]

anyone think i can get to 10k tonight?

[Ninja Pope]

i really really really need to shower

Do you really really really need a hand?

[WET HOT MESS]

ANYONE?!

[WET HOT MESS]

Do you really really really need a hand?
i have enough hands! one hand works the front, one hand works the back. TADA!

[WET HOT MESS]

*magic*

[Kerjack]

anyone think i can get to 10k tonight?

Not without admin trickery

[Ninja Pope]

anyone think i can get to 10k tonight?

Wanna race? Maybe I can get to 2000.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'LL RACE YOU!

[Le Goat]

POST BLACK COCK TO 10K!

[WET HOT MESS]

HI MY NAME IS TAI MAI SHOO

[WET HOT MESS]

CAUSE LOVE'S GUNNA GET YOU DOWN!

[Ninja Pope]

I'LL RACE YOU!

You're on. I'm going to be EVERYWHERE.

[WET HOT MESS]

LIKE YOU SCARE ME!

[WET HOT MESS]

I BOUGHT A BOX OF 96 CRAYONS SOME TIME AGO AND I LOVE IT TO DEATH!

[dick_darlington]

HI MY NAME IS TAI MAI SHOO
what is that? a mixture of mai tai and mu shu pork?

[WET HOT MESS]

you're a shitty asian. every asian has heard of that song.

[WET HOT MESS]

queen spamalot!

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.allserialkillers.com/charles_manson.jpg

Meet Charles Manson, he killed a bunch of people 'cause he wanted to start a racial war that would end most of mankind.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Should I get drunk and make mac & cheese?

[WET HOT MESS]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/serial-killer-5.jpg


Meet Aileen Wuornos. She was raped with a metal pole and left to die, so she decided to be a lesbian prostitute who killed truck drivers.

[dick_darlington]

you're a shitty asian. every asian has heard of that song.
meh, oh well.. at least i know 'got rice?' .

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.sunbomb.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Christian-Bale-Jesus_l.151165239_std.jpg


Meet Christian Bale. He played Jesus and he likes to yell profanities.

[WET HOT MESS]

meh, oh well.. at least i know 'got rice?' .
so does everyone else.

[Ninja Pope]

I think Anita's spanking me in this race. I should just post random shit here instead.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://www.sunbomb.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Christian-Bale-Jesus_l.151165239_std.jpg


Meet Christian Bale. He played Jesus and he likes to yell profanities.

Since when did jesus shop at banana republic?

[Ninja Pope]

Should I get drunk and make mac & cheese?

I will if you will.

[WET HOT MESS]

Jesus shops wherever he wants to.

[WET HOT MESS]

I think Anita's spanking me in this race. I should just post random shit here instead.
You wanted to race!

[Ninja Pope]

so does everyone else.

I don't know what that is.

[WET HOT MESS]

let us see your competitive spirit. NAO

[Ninja Pope]

You wanted to race!

I still do. I just know that I'm losing.

[Ninja Pope]

let us see your competitive spirit. NAO

Won't I get sent to the Blue Oyster for spamming?

[Jericho]

Should I get drunk and make mac & cheese?

Before you do ANYTHING...

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't know what that is.
yE25_2g5Cko

it's really retarded.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I will if you will.

The thing is tho... and there's a thing and it's that I dont have a kitchen so I would have to do it on my bbq. Which is a pain in the ass.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Before you do ANYTHING...

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

I'm not sure if I'm comfortable doing that.

[DjAg]

Anita will quit before 9,500. 9,600 at most.

[Ninja Pope]

The thing is tho... and there's a thing and it's that I dont have a kitchen so I would have to do it on my bbq. Which is a pain in the ass.

I have a kitchen but no bbq. You make the steaks, I'll make the mac n' cheese.

[WET HOT MESS]

never surrender. never give up!

[Ninja Pope]

Anita will quit before 9,500. 9,600 at most.

I guarantee I'll quit before 9500.

[Ninja Pope]

never surrender. never give up!

By the something of something, you shall be avenged!

-Hans Gruber

[WET HOT MESS]

Anita will quit before 9,500. 9,600 at most.
it used to be really easy when people here were on like that and people just kept talking and the energy here was like a wildfire spreading. these days, it's like everyone is mellowing out. not so much fun jumpy stuff. can't post like i used tooo

[Jericho]

I'm not sure if I'm comfortable doing that.

}{ did it and he's PIMP. If he can do it,you can do it. Hook me up. I need to know what fuels the Pizzle

[WET HOT MESS]

By the something of something, you shall be avenged!

-Hans Gruber
and then he died.

[Ninja Pope]

it used to be really easy when people here were on like that and people just kept talking and the energy here was like a wildfire spreading. these days, it's like everyone is mellowing out. not so much fun jumpy stuff. can't post like i used tooo

What? I'm offended! Post a retort!

Oh man, a "Post a Retort" thread would be the tits.

[DjAg]

it used to be really easy when people here were on like that and people just kept talking and the energy here was like a wildfire spreading. these days, it's like everyone is mellowing out. not so much fun jumpy stuff. can't post like i used tooo

Look at this this way, it proves you have quick fingers, and they were getting rest for more important adventures in poon.

[Ninja Pope]

and then he died.

And he came back as the Metatron, voice of the almighty God.

[WET HOT MESS]

I loveeeeddd Dogma

[WET HOT MESS]

What? I'm offended! Post a retort!

Oh man, a "Post a Retort" thread would be the tits.
i almost thought you said post a retard.
Look at this this way, it proves you have quick fingers, and they were getting rest for more important adventures in poon.
what's poon?

[Ninja Pope]

I loveeeeddd Dogma

What are you going to do, hit me with that ffffffish?

[Kerjack]

I bought some Garlic stuffed olives to try, I keep thinking I don't like them.. but the after taste kinda hangs around and starts tasting pretty good. Till I eat the next one, then the don't like them again. Repeat.

[Ninja Pope]

what's poon?

You are.

[Jericho]

Sig,I see you lurking.

I'm going to need to see that Fridge! You too Face!

[WET HOT MESS]

What are you going to do, hit me with that ffffffish?
Rufus falling out of the sky always cracks me up. I dunno why, it's raining n1663rs!

[WET HOT MESS]

You are.
No, that's not me. She's my twin. I'm Nani.

[BIG PIZZLE]

}{ did it and he's PIMP. If he can do it,you can do it. Hook me up. I need to know what fuels the Pizzle

There's really nothing in there.

[Ninja Pope]

Rufus falling out of the sky always cracks me up. I dunno why, it's raining n1663rs!

According to Will Smith in MiB, that happens in New York too.

[Ninja Pope]

No, that's not me. She's my twin. I'm Nani.

Nani Nani Poon Poon

[WET HOT MESS]

porn stars with big dicks don't just fall out of the sky you know!

[DjAg]

what's poon?

The playground next to the dump.

[WET HOT MESS]

joon

[WET HOT MESS]

yoon

[WET HOT MESS]

toon

[WET HOT MESS]

noon

[WET HOT MESS]

soon

[Jericho]

There's really nothing in there.

prooooooove it.

I had to look at your shitty tile progress. You owe me.

[WET HOT MESS]

lampoon

[WET HOT MESS]

cccoooooon

[WET HOT MESS]

moon

[WET HOT MESS]

boon

[WET HOT MESS]

zune

[Ninja Pope]

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

[Ninja Pope]

rune

[DjAg]

No more rhymes? But there's so little time that it seems like a crime to remove all rhymes.

[Ninja Pope]

Something about limes...

[WET HOT MESS]

i feel like a pantomime

[Ninja Pope]

i feel like a pantomime

Act like you're in a glass cage of emotion!

[WET HOT MESS]

*strips*

[WET HOT MESS]

oh... wait

[WET HOT MESS]

*puts clothes back on*

[Ninja Pope]

*strips*

I wanted my 1500th post to be a great mental image.

[Ninja Pope]

My Subscribed Threads list is becoming engorged.

[WET HOT MESS]

my naked body sprawled across the table of a private bar

[WET HOT MESS]

you know what else is engorged?

[Ninja Pope]

You're trying to distract me from the race!





It's working.

[WET HOT MESS]

boingie boingie boingie

[Ninja Pope]

boingie boingie boingie

Dot Warner?

[WET HOT MESS]

OMG YOU GOT IT!

[DjAg]

You guys should give up so Anita can start up a webcam for us all to watch. I imagine it involving Cool Ranch Doritos and a health drink.

[WET HOT MESS]

*swoons*

[WET HOT MESS]

okay temporarily time out

[Ninja Pope]

OMG YOU GOT IT!

You + Me = Soulmates

[WET HOT MESS]

we could watch animaniacs while stuffing our faces with food

[Kerjack]

Oh god, now I'm burping and want to die.

[Ninja Pope]

we could watch animaniacs while stuffing our faces with food

I'll bring the pizza and cheesecake.

[Jericho]

Hey Anita. Can I axe you a question?

[WET HOT MESS]

You guys should give up so Anita can start up a webcam for us all to watch. I imagine it involving Cool Ranch Doritos and a health drink.
if i were on web cam, i'd probably be throwing my head back cackling and occasionally scratching my ass and sniffing my fingers.