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BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 10:59 PM
OK drinkng beer. My goal is to bbq a frozen CPK pizza.

Face
07-16-2009, 10:59 PM
we could watch animaniacs while stuffing our faces with food
I have a sneaking suspicion he'd rather stuff your face with cock

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 10:59 PM
Hey Anita. Can I axe you a question?
yes you may

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:00 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion he'd rather stuff your face with cock
can't do that until he gets on my good side, riiight?

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:00 PM
can't do that until he gets on my good side, riiight?

Maybe I should bring cookies, too.

P.S. pics of creme brulee French toast coming on Monday, along with many other food pics.

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:01 PM
the saying how the way to a man's heart is through is stomach works the same for me.

Jericho
07-16-2009, 11:02 PM
yes you may

Can I please see what is inside your refrigerator?

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:02 PM
maybe later. i gotta shower. and i think i'll come back and watch boondock saints while i postwhore.

DjAg
07-16-2009, 11:02 PM
can't do that until he gets on my good side, riiight?

You have one of those?

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:03 PM
penis? it could be a myth or it could be real.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:03 PM
the saying how the way to a man's heart is through is stomach works the same for me.

Then prepare to have me all up in your guts.



Wait...



...No, that's right.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:03 PM
I just bought this microwave.

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/8852/8852404_sa.jpg

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:04 PM
lovely

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:04 PM
I just bought this microwave.

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/8852/8852404_sa.jpg

I think you got hosed, dude. That's a JPEG.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:05 PM
Where's Jericho?

Sk-_OPkLifs

DjAg
07-16-2009, 11:05 PM
and the time is off.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:05 PM
I think you got hosed, dude. That's a JPEG.

They promised to send the real one.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:06 PM
They promised to send the real one.

That Russian chick from Craigslist promised me the same thing.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:08 PM
Where's Jericho?

And why doesn't he want to know what's in my fridge?

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:09 PM
It's a sexy microwave but it's only 1000 watts. They had a slightly bigger one that was 1100 watts but it wasnt as sexy.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:09 PM
It's a sexy microwave but it's only 1000 watts. They had a slightly bigger one that was 1100 watts but it wasnt as sexy.

Sexiness counts for a lot. My food processor is fucking SLEEK.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:11 PM
Yeah, plus I wont me nuking much. I just hope the fan is strongeough b/c it's over my stovetop.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:12 PM
Yeah, plus I wont me nuking much. I just hope the fan is strongeough b/c it's over my stovetop.

You and me both, man. My microwave is mostly for reheating leftovers. I use the stove and oven for most of my heating/melting needs.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:13 PM
Now I gotta spring $1500 for a stove.

Jericho
07-16-2009, 11:13 PM
And why doesn't he want to know what's in my fridge?

I'm only asking those who I've seen pics from. I have lofty yet realistic goals


I would love to see what's in your fridge!

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:14 PM
Now I gotta spring $1500 for a stove.

Nah, spend that cash on an Ernie Ball Musicman Stingray bass instead.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:14 PM
I'm only asking those who I've seen pics from. I have lofty yet realistic goals


I would love to see what's in your fridge!

I don't need your pity.

Jericho
07-16-2009, 11:16 PM
Where's Jericho?

Sk-_OPkLifs

A picture lets me linger. If you gon do a vid, do it cribs style!

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:16 PM
SPARTA SPARTA SPARTA SPARTA SPARTA!

Gerard Butler is promoting a terrible chick flick on Conan, so I have to compensate.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Nah, spend that cash on an Ernie Ball Musicman Stingray bass instead.

I have to carpet my master bedroom first. I'm gonna put the softest carpet so bitches will want to get naked and sleep on the floor. After I carpet it, basemoldings in the entire place and then paint and we're dung. But before I even do that, I need to buy some furniture. In another 3-4 years I will tackle the bathrooms.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:18 PM
A picture lets me linger. If you gon do a vid, do it cribs style!

You can pretty much see everything if you pause on bigscreen. Plus you get my sexy narration.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:22 PM
Shit, I need to hurry up and post some more while Anita is getting soapy and wet.

Face
07-16-2009, 11:23 PM
the DS version of desktop tower defense is almost too much fun

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:24 PM
the DS version of desktop tower defense is almost too much fun

All I understood was "fun."

Kerjack
07-16-2009, 11:24 PM
Where's Jericho?

Sk-_OPkLifs


Your English is atrocious. Meet your new tutor.

JRDQZbKgPrs

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:26 PM
What's the post count requirement for "Veteran" status? 3000?

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:26 PM
Sexiness counts for a lot. My food processor is fucking SLEEK.

I want this.

http://www.cookware-online.co.uk/images/product/main/ksm90xchrome.jpg

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:27 PM
I want this.

http://www.cookware-online.co.uk/images/product/main/ksm90xchrome.jpg

KitchenAid mixers are amazing. I'm anxious to get one someday.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:27 PM
Your English is atrocious. Meet your new tutor.

JRDQZbKgPrs

People pay me a lot to talk. Plus I'm way sexier.

Jericho
07-16-2009, 11:27 PM
the DS version of desktop tower defense is almost too much fun

Sam, you posted your eyeball for the Montana sweethearts. Let me see what is inside your fridge!

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:28 PM
KitchenAid mixers are amazing. I'm anxious to get one someday.

20% off at bet bath and beyond *****.

Kerjack
07-16-2009, 11:29 PM
People pay me a lot to talk. Plus I'm way sexier.

People give rambling hobo's on the street a lot of money too.

Face
07-16-2009, 11:29 PM
All I understood was "fun."
its a version of this (http://www.handdrawngames.com/) for the nintendo DS, its an awesome time waster

Face
07-16-2009, 11:30 PM
Sam, you posted your eyeball for the Montana sweethearts. Let me see what is inside your fridge!
fuck no, all thats in there is leftover pizza, a bottle of ketchup and a shitload of stains

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:30 PM
Dude, Community? Could this resurrect Chevy Chase?

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:30 PM
20% off at bet bath and beyond *****.

Nice. I don't get paid again until a week from Friday, though, and I hate spending money I don't have yet.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:30 PM
People give rambling hobo's on the street a lot of money too.

I am much way better dressed than a hobo when I ramble.

Face
07-16-2009, 11:31 PM
anyway I'm off work tomorrow, fuck yeah! Haven't had a friday off in ages

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:31 PM
If I make it to 2000 posts before I go to bed, it'll be a miracle.

Kerjack
07-16-2009, 11:32 PM
I am much way better dressed than a hobo when I ramble.

This is what I am talking about.

Face
07-16-2009, 11:32 PM
if you make it it 2K, I'll mail you a dollar

dick_darlington
07-16-2009, 11:33 PM
anyway I'm off work tomorrow, fuck yeah! Haven't had a friday off in ages
how are you gonna spend that day off?

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:33 PM
anyway I'm off work tomorrow, fuck yeah! Haven't had a friday off in ages

I've worked one Friday in the last month, and that was just a two-hour "meeting" at a coffee shop.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:33 PM
if you make it it 2K, I'll mail you a dollar

A Canadian dollar? I'll be rich!

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:37 PM
Damn, nobody's talking. I'm going to have to start spamming up in this piece.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:41 PM
This is what I am talking about.

Dont think that I also cannot see the irony here.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:41 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedle-ee-dee...

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:42 PM
Damn, nobody's talking. I'm going to have to start spamming up in this piece.

We can talk about how I'm going to furnish my livingroom.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:42 PM
We can talk about how I'm going to furnish my livingroom.

Black leather couch and love seat ftw.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:43 PM
i enjoy codiene

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:43 PM
with beer

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:43 PM
Not black, dark brouwn.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:44 PM
Not black, dark brouwn.

Nice. I wanted black couches for my place but ended up with brown. They fit the room well, though.

What about an entertainment center?

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:44 PM
http://shopurbanhome.net/shoppingcart/images/SO-697S.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:45 PM
You get a sofa, loveseat & a chair for $1g.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:46 PM
COUCH TALK NOT INTERESTING

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:46 PM
http://shopurbanhome.net/shoppingcart/images/SO-697S.jpg

Very SPARTAAAAAAAAAN!

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Tables are still up in the air.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:47 PM
You get a sofa, loveseat & a chair for $1g.

That's a good deal. I got my couch and love seat for $500, but the cushions are sagging, and I've only had the set for a year.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Tables are still up in the air.

You're doing it wrong.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:48 PM
when did OT become couch and table talk? i hate you both.

Da Raider
07-16-2009, 11:48 PM
i have a similiar couch, but it's not leather, it's suede. If you ever have a dog, don't get a black couch. Hell, I dont even let them on it, but they shed like motherfuckers.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:49 PM
when did OT become couch and table talk? i hate you both.

Shhh, we're being grown-ups.

WET HOT MESS
07-16-2009, 11:49 PM
jeri, my cam batteries are dead, no pictures!

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:50 PM
If I could count how many times a bitch has used that as an excuese.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:50 PM
jeri, my cam batteries are dead, no pictures!

Rechargeable batteries are essential.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:50 PM
i have a similiar couch, but it's not leather, it's suede. If you ever have a dog, don't get a black couch. Hell, I dont even let them on it, but they shed like motherfuckers.

I do not have a dog.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:51 PM
If I could count how many times a bitch has used that as an excuese.
i bet you hear the, "youre ugly" excuse more frequently

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:51 PM
I do not have a dog.

Don't let blonde bitches on the couch, either.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:52 PM
i bet you hear the, "youre ugly" excuse more frequently

No. Because I am not ugly. If I heard that I would be shocked.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:52 PM
Don't let blonde bitches on the couch, either.

Leave my blonde bitches outta this.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:52 PM
No. Because I am not ugly. If I heard that I would be shocked.
Really? Pics?

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:53 PM
Leave my blonde bitches outta this.

They ain't shit but hos and tricks. I heard that from a doctor.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:53 PM
I have posted pics. In fact, I have recently posted a video.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:54 PM
I think me being fucked up is directly proportional to how much I post here. I don't really drink anymore, hence, not much posting. As soon as I have a few, I start posting like a school girl.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:54 PM
My Wii is doing that demonic update glow thingie.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:54 PM
I have posted pics. In fact, I have recently posted a video.
link.

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:55 PM
Where's Jericho?

Sk-_OPkLifs

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:55 PM
I think me being fucked up is directly proportional to how much I post here. I don't really drink anymore, hence, not much posting. As soon as I have a few, I start posting like a school girl.

You should post a schoolgirl.

Jericho
07-16-2009, 11:55 PM
when did OT become couch and table talk? i hate you both.

Only 1 thing to do...

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:56 PM
I just want Anita inside of me.

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:56 PM
Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!


This should be a game show hosted by Jeremy Piven.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:56 PM
Only 1 thing to do...

Show me the inside of your FRIDGE!
It's filled entirely with condiments. How embarrassing.....

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:57 PM
It's filled entirely with condiments. How embarrassing.....

Got any brown sauce?

BIG PIZZLE
07-16-2009, 11:59 PM
Who else wants to bone Alec Baldwin?

Ninja Pope
07-16-2009, 11:59 PM
Who else wants to bone Alec Baldwin?

Not Kim Basinger.

Spanky
07-16-2009, 11:59 PM
I dont understand what that means.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:00 AM
It's not a riddle, dimwit.

Kerjack
07-17-2009, 12:00 AM
Starts slow, but gets shweet

http://www.leveloneboss.com/2009/07/incredible-video-mario-goes-on-rampage.html

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:01 AM
bajina

Spanky
07-17-2009, 12:01 AM
Who else wants to bone Alec Baldwin?
http://www.pointsincase.com/scott/uploaded_images/alecbaldwin-704897.jpg

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:01 AM
Did Anita forfeit?

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:02 AM
im kinda watching boondock saints

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:02 AM
im kinda watching boondock saints

We could kill EVERYONE!

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:02 AM
http://www.pointsincase.com/scott/uploaded_images/alecbaldwin-704897.jpg

I would put that in my living room.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:03 AM
I dont know whether to jerk-off or smoke a cigarette.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:03 AM
I think 30 Rock has been ruined for me now.

Spanky
07-17-2009, 12:05 AM
I think 30 Rock has been ruined for me now.
more like, 30 cock

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:06 AM
More like Flirty Cock.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:06 AM
Srsly, smke?

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:06 AM
Srsly, smke?

I don't partake.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:07 AM
I'll take that as a "yess"

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:08 AM
I'll take that as a "yess"

Can you PM me a cig?

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:09 AM
I'll pass.

On the left hand side?

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:11 AM
hi mikey.

Spanky
07-17-2009, 12:11 AM
dFtLONl4cNc

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:12 AM
il duce?~!?!?!

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:12 AM
Yup...Musical Youth. Nowadays they go by Musical Impotence.

Kerjack
07-17-2009, 12:12 AM
Best pillow ever?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/a423_blood.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:13 AM
Cigarette on the balconey is nice. I think the smell fo the glue from my floors is hurting my head.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:13 AM
il duce?~!?!?!

Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim!

Spanky
07-17-2009, 12:13 AM
Yup...Musical Youth. Nowadays they go by Musical Impotence.
pow!

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:13 AM
Cigarette on the balconey is nice. I think the smell fo the glue from my floors is hurting my head.

Yeah, wouldn't want those deadly chemicals in your system while you're smoking.

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:14 AM
silly irishmen

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:14 AM
Are you a docktor? Cuz you should ne.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:14 AM
I can't buy a pack of cigarettes without running into nine guys you've fucked!

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:15 AM
how's you mikey?

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:15 AM
Fuck it. I'm gonna bbq a pizza.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:15 AM
*grill

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:15 AM
Fuck it. I'm gonna bbq a pizza.

My man!

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:17 AM
Mikey, show me the inside of your fridge.

}{, STD and Pizz have all done it. That's a pretty sweet group

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:18 AM
no, mikey post your shoes first!

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:18 AM
In case you can't tell,I'm totally making love to OT right now

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:18 AM
No, Mikey put your shoes in your fridge!

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:19 AM
I'M LEAVING YOU FOR THE BED!

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:19 AM
In case you can't tell,I'm totally making love to OT right now

'Nita and I are violently raping it.

WET HOT MESS
07-17-2009, 12:19 AM
So yes, ninja poop, I forfeit... for now.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:19 AM
I'M LEAVING YOU FOR THE BED!

I CAN HAZ VIKTOREE?

Kerjack
07-17-2009, 12:19 AM
I don't want an extension of Mikey, nor only a part of him. Mikey I want all of YOU!

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:20 AM
'Nita and I are violently raping it.

I'm a gentle bear

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:20 AM
So yes, ninja poop, I forfeit... for now.

Well, we didn't say it had to be done TONIGHT. First one to their goal still wins.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:20 AM
I didn't say that

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:22 AM
Mikey, show me the inside of your fridge.

}{, STD and Pizz have all done it. That's a pretty sweet group

I need to see a compilation so I can be certian that mine was the best.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:26 AM
}{ had a bunch of caviar, champagne and a collection of lime juices

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:34 AM
Ohhhh I can smell the pepperoni.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:43 AM
Pizz, my right knee has been cracking and popping every time I get up and has just been generally sore for a couple weeks now. What's up?

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:44 AM
You need an MRI. $1700 please.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:50 AM
Thought we were cool, bro :(

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:52 AM
That's not on me. The lab charges that. I just get you in the door, homie. And for my part, tell you what, half price dog..... $52.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:52 AM
Okay guys, what's some good music to fuck to? I'm burning a CD for tomorrow night.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:54 AM
What kinda fucking?

TheImpossibleMan
07-17-2009, 12:54 AM
Okay guys, what's some good music to fuck to? I'm burning a CD for tomorrow night.
Led Zeppelin. Sigur Ros for romantic types.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 12:56 AM
What kinda fucking?

Slow stuff for the foreplay, and then some stuff appropriate for rough sex. The last time I was with this girl, "Closer" by NiN came on and she started begging for doggie style.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 12:57 AM
What kinda fucking?

Your avatar makes me uncomfortable

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:57 AM
Your avatar makes me uncomfortable

I appologize.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 12:59 AM
Slow stuff for the foreplay, and then some stuff appropriate for rough sex. The last time I was with this girl, "Closer" by NiN came on and she started begging for doggie style.

It doesnt sound like I can help you. Jason Mraz and Gus Gus have been doing it for me lately.

And Man vs. Wild, surprisingly.

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 01:00 AM
I've got some Radiohead and some Dead Weather so far. I'm sure I'll find more once I start going through my music files.

TylerDurden
07-17-2009, 01:05 AM
Slow stuff for the foreplay, and then some stuff appropriate for rough sex. The last time I was with this girl, "Closer" by NiN came on and she started begging for doggie style.

an ex of mine used to love being fucked hard to old-skool coal chamber, nine inch nails, manson, dope... whatever we had that was metal with a good beat; didn't matter if the lyrics made no sense at all in the context of the moment.

i love chicks like that.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:05 AM
I once fucked a girl who put some Bjork on. I had a rough go of it

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:06 AM
an ex of mine used to love being fucked hard to old-skool coal chamber, nine inch nails, manson, dope... whatever we had that was metal with a good beat; didn't matter if the lyrics made no sense at all in the context of the moment.

i love chicks like that.

Dope is awful. Fucking AWFUL.

TylerDurden
07-17-2009, 01:06 AM
I once fucked a girl who put some Bjork on. I had a rough go of it

jesus, dude. i'm sorry to hear that. no one should have to experience that, bro. that shit's like auschwitz for penises.

TylerDurden
07-17-2009, 01:07 AM
Dope is awful. Fucking AWFUL.

true story.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 01:27 AM
Wait. Dudes don't like Bjork.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 01:27 AM
You know what's better than frosted minni wheats? Frosten minni wheats with 2% milk. That shit is the bomb yo.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 01:41 AM
Great way to get the foru going, Bizz. Post in a locked thread. Nice work.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 01:42 AM
I locked the thread dumbass.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 01:44 AM
Yeah. Not so smart now are we Mr Doctor.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:45 AM
Bizz, the night in almost over

Let me see what is in your fridge, for the love of GOD!

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 01:46 AM
I locked the thread dumbass.

Still you are stupis.

BIG PIZZLE
07-17-2009, 01:46 AM
Bizz, the night in almost over

Let me see what is in your fridge, for the love of GOD!

Mine was the best. Admit it.

TylerDurden
07-17-2009, 01:47 AM
paint that pic in your avatar, pizz? you got mad talent, son. but if i may be so bold as to make a suggestion: more titties and va-jay-jay, less cock. just a preference; i'm no art expert or anything.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 01:48 AM
You have some serious issues Jericho. I have no batteries for my camera so I'll describe it to you in great detail.



1 case Vernors
left over pizza
1 bottle cranberry juice
Mustard

I don't even have pots and pans yet. My fridge still needs to be stocked.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:49 AM
Mine was the best. Admit it.

I could barely see shit, Michael Bay

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:51 AM
You have some serious issues Jericho. I have no batteries for my camera so I'll describe it to you in great detail.



1 case Vernors
left over pizza
1 bottle cranberry juice
Mustard

I don't even have pots and pans yet. My fridge still needs to be stocked.
I have literally over 30 different mustard and BBQ sauce variations. I'm a total condiment queen

Bizz
07-17-2009, 01:51 AM
Actually. I have hot mustard, normal mustard and hot and spicy ketchup.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 01:52 AM
I don't know why all the BBQ sauce. I almost always go straight for the Bulls Eye Honey Garlic

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 02:01 AM
Okay, the Weekend Fuck Mix is all set. On a whim, I threw Rusty Cage by Soundgarden in there. Fuck yeah.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 02:07 AM
Jesus Christ Pose woulda been better

Ninja Pope
07-17-2009, 02:09 AM
Jesus Christ Pose woulda been better

Perhaps. I picked Rusty Cage because it's fucking fast, then slows down in the middle.

I also threw in Paranoid Android in case she's up for some weird shit.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 02:17 AM
Your mix is lame. I could have that shit poppin' like a strip club.

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Bizz
07-17-2009, 02:18 AM
You're looking at it like it's some music. I'm looking at it like it's psychological warfare.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:08 AM
fuckk dude i love chicken wings

Face
07-17-2009, 03:23 AM
if you people don't start being more interesting, I might just have to... *shudder* read a book!

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:24 AM
I'm almost done with Atlas Shrugged

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:28 AM
I'm done with you.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:28 AM
I'm done with you.

you may not realize it, but that hurts me, deep down bro

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:30 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I enjoyed our time together.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:31 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I enjoyed our time together.

Im about to smoke some roach weed in my bong, will you join me in a toke?

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:36 AM
ouch rejected!

Jericho
07-17-2009, 03:38 AM
Any of the drunks around?



Lemme sneak a hit, Nate.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:39 AM
I was off doing moderator type things. I see your roach weed and raise you some hydro.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:41 AM
Any of the drunks around?



Lemme sneak a hit, Nate.

anytime, any place, fa sho

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:42 AM
I was off doing moderator type things. I see your roach weed and raise you some hydro.

Oh shit moderator stuffz, f'in aye.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:43 AM
DON'T MOVE LEAFSMACK!

You have 420 posts.

edit, you fucked it up.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:43 AM
Any of the drunks around?



Lemme sneak a hit, Nate.

my roommate and I finished a 30 pack of tecate tonight with a couple of friends, good times.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:43 AM
DON'T MOVE LEAFSMACK!

You have 420 posts.

Damn I fucked that up pretty bad.

Blue
07-17-2009, 03:45 AM
I can fix it, but you'll be stuck there foreva!

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:45 AM
lol holy shit what is going on

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:46 AM
Hey Blue, I'm getting a new tig welder. Jealous?

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:48 AM
Aww yeah welding is cool, I suck at it though, I only did arc welding though, the mig welder looked pretty cool, what is tig though?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:49 AM
Tig is only the best kind of welding ever.

leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:50 AM
does it feed wire like the mig welder?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:51 AM
Nope.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 03:52 AM
I made poop.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:54 AM
You can even tig weld 2 soda cans together.

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leafsmack0
07-17-2009, 03:55 AM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/leafsmack0/batmanjpg-1.jpg

goodnight all

Blue
07-17-2009, 03:56 AM
Hey Blue, I'm getting a new tig welder. Jealous?

No, welding is for chumps. Even the cave men knew how to burn steel. machining is where it's at.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 03:59 AM
Machine me a custom motor cycle frame. I machine too! My next project is a 8'x4' CNC plasma cutting table.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:02 AM
Whats up ladies? Who wants to tongue my butthole?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:03 AM
Whats up ladies? Who wants to tongue my butthole?

Not it!

Blue
07-17-2009, 04:04 AM
Machine me a custom motor cycle frame. I machine too! My next project is a 8'x4' CNC plasma cutting table.

Weld me these!

http://thumbnails19.imagebam.com/4231/f0958042304525.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f0958042304525) http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/4231/bec02542304526.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/bec02542304526) http://thumbnails17.imagebam.com/4231/9647d442304527.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/9647d442304527) http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/4231/27880f42304528.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/27880f42304528)

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:05 AM
I've dismounted my lady for the evening. I'm feeling frisky.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:06 AM
No. But I could machine those for you. :p

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:12 AM
How do I go about finding somebody to do plastic moldings for this project I'm working on?

I've seen How It's Made, I know I can get it done, I just don't have the first clue who to ask?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:15 AM
Plastic casting is more of a production style thing and can be very expensive to set up. It's for making thousands of an item, not just a few. What are you looking to have done?

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:15 AM
Also, I must have these:

http://johnlhart.com/images/swords3.jpg

Archangel
07-17-2009, 04:15 AM
Gunblade > Buster Sword.

Jericho
07-17-2009, 04:16 AM
My "friend" mailed me the bme pain olympics video. I would rather watch everything goat has ever posted on a 24 hr loop than that ever again.


Oh.

My.

God.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:16 AM
Plastic casting is more of a production style thing and can be very expensive to set up. It's for making thousands of an item, not just a few. What are you looking to have done?
A few departmentalized plastic.... structures. Think of an egg carton, except for about 5 times bigger, and each department is 12 inches deep.

Maybe I can just make it out of flat clear acrylic?

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:17 AM
Gunblade > Buster Sword.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:17 AM
What about fiberglass?

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:19 AM
What about fiberglass?
I've not considered that yet.

Two precursors though:

Can it withstand 60 PSI and can I get it 1/4" thick?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:20 AM
Yes fiberglass can withstand 60 psi and if you sandwich it with another material you can get it as thick as you want. Fiberglass is cheap and easy to work with.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:24 AM
Well fuck Bizz... I might just have to check that out as an alternative.

Yes yes... I can just make an inside dimension mold, then form fiberglass around the mold until I get the desired thickness in certain places. Then all I'd have to do is paint the outside of each unit.

Wait. SHIT! Ok, will the cured fiberglass be resistant to water? Or will getting it wet ruin it?

Anfield Red
07-17-2009, 04:24 AM
How rigid does you structure need to be?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:25 AM
Also, I don't think you could get injection molding that large done anywhere for under many thousands of dollars.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:26 AM
Well fuck Bizz... I might just have to check that out as an alternative.

Yes yes... I can just make an inside dimension mold, then form fiberglass around the mold until I get the desired thickness in certain places. Then all I'd have to do is paint the outside of each unit.

Wait. SHIT! Ok, will the cured fiberglass be resistant to water? Or will getting it wet ruin it?

Water proof niggga. They make boats from dat shit.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:27 AM
Personally I'd use sheet aluminum and weld that shit up. But I'm slick like that.

Archangel
07-17-2009, 04:27 AM
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

And Sephiroth's Masamune > everything.

Archangel
07-17-2009, 04:28 AM
Water proof niggga. They make boats from dat shit.

So's steel. Didn't help the Lusitania much.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:31 AM
Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the pedestal this morning.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:31 AM
How rigid does you structure need to be?
Pretty rigid, like ABS plastic was the rigidity I was going after.
Also, I don't think you could get injection molding that large done anywhere for under many thousands of dollars.
...fuck. Oh well.
Water proof niggga. They make boats from dat shit.
Well thats just badassery. Remind me to buy you a hooker the next time we meet (if ever).

So to recap, fiberglass can be formed around a mold, will hold its shape, I can make it the thickness I want, it can hold up to 60 PSI, I can paint it, and it is water-proof.

Is that all right?

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:33 AM
Personally I'd use sheet aluminum and weld that shit up. But I'm slick like that.
I would too. But I can't use anything that is metalic. ANYTHING! Its gotta be inert. Hence plastic. Or fiberglass, now.
And Sephiroth's Masamune > everything.
Well duh. Why don't you just say the Death Star is better than Alderan?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:33 AM
yessir

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:34 AM
Ok, wonderful. Where the hell do I buy this shit?

Anfield Red
07-17-2009, 04:36 AM
Pretty much, although dependent on the type of resins you use, there is the risk of flexibility. I make surfboards, and we use a high density cloth which makes your final product fairly rigid, but your traditional open-weave cloth is known for strength, but is somewhat flexible.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:37 AM
Well it sounds like you want to use spray fiber glass. I'd build the inner mold and find a shop that will do the fiber glass for you.

I'm going to hold you to that hooker. I like fucking.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:38 AM
Pretty much, although dependent on the type of resins you use, there is the risk of flexibility. I make surfboards, and we use a high density cloth which makes your final product fairly rigid, but your traditional open-weave cloth is known for strength, but is somewhat flexible.

Spray fiber is hard as fuck.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:38 AM
Pretty much, although dependent on the type of resins you use, there is the risk of flexibility. I make surfboards, and we use a high density cloth which makes your final product fairly rigid, but your traditional open-weave cloth is known for strength, but is somewhat flexible.
Well, as long as it can hold its form, then I'm pretty much ok with it.

Hmm... ok, so you've got me curious. If I decide to drill a couple holes (1/4" diameter) in strategic places, could that be a bad thing that would result in it losing its form and/or rigidity?

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:40 AM
Well, as long as it can hold its form, then I'm pretty much ok with it.

Hmm... ok, so you've got me curious. If I decide to drill a couple holes (1/4" diameter) in strategic places, could that be a bad thing that would result in it losing its form and/or rigidity?

It'll be fine.

c-N2mbStljI

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:40 AM
Well it sounds like you want to use spray fiber glass. I'd build the inner mold and find a shop that will do the fiber glass for you.

I'm going to hold you to that hooker. I like fucking.
I'm gonna make the inner mold out of remnent steel that I can get an uncle to weld into the proper dimensions for me. I figure I can just cover the mold with some kind of butcher or wax paper for easy removal of the cast over the mold.

And if this pans out, the hooker is on. Or at least as a consolation, an escort that I'll slip an extra hundo to do the naughty stuff.

Anfield Red
07-17-2009, 04:41 AM
Not necessarily. The nature of fibreglass is that it should retain its shape once your resins have set. To drill a couple of holes in to won't make a dramatic difference to the dynamics of the thing. If you're concerned though, you can reinforce the area around the drill-sites with an additional layer of glass.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:41 AM
You can sand that shit down to a smooth finish.

Do not breath that shit at all. It's glass and will cut your lungs up.

Archangel
07-17-2009, 04:41 AM
Well duh. Why don't you just say the Death Star is better than Alderan?

Because it got raped by a solitary T-65.

Anfield Red
07-17-2009, 04:42 AM
. I figure I can just cover the mold with some kind of butcher or wax paper for easy removal of the cast over the mold.



Car wax is the stuff.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:43 AM
Car wax is the stuff.

Anal lube for style points.

Anfield Red
07-17-2009, 04:44 AM
Anal lube for style points.

Too true.

Bizz
07-17-2009, 04:44 AM
If you use the spray type fiber glass, there is no mesh or resin and you can drill the shit out of it.

Mustard
07-17-2009, 04:44 AM
Not necessarily. The nature of fibreglass is that it should retain its shape once your resins have set. To drill a couple of holes in to won't make a dramatic difference to the dynamics of the thing. If you're concerned though, you can reinforce the area around the drill-sites with an additional layer of glass.
I think, since I'll be putting a small rod into the holes, I can just throw on a nylon washer on each side and use caulking to seal it up. That should work well enough. Hopefully.
Because it got raped by a solitary T-65.
T what in the where now?

Jericho
07-17-2009, 04:44 AM
So, no one has seen the bme pain olympics video?

Lucky nigroes