Off-Topic IV

[Mustard]

You can sand that shit down to a smooth finish.

Do not breath that shit at all. It's glass and will cut your lungs up.
Well, I'm really not all that interested in the appearance of the unit. It just needs to remain intact and functional. Of course, I'll still retain this knowledge for future use if I decide to make it all pretty.
Car wax is the stuff.
Regular old car wax? Really? Thats badass.
If you use the spray type fiber glass, there is no mesh or resin and you can drill the shit out of it.
Ahh, now thats good to know. It looks like I'm gonna go that route then, as long as I can get a relatively consistent thickness of 1/4".

Maybe I can find someone around here, business or personal, that knows what they're doing, and I can just give them the mold and pay em to do it right? Yeah, that sounds like the best plan.

[Bizz]

BME is so old school.

[Bizz]

In short, if you're going to be doing this yourself, use mesh and resin. If you're going to get someone with equipment to do it, use spray fiber glass.

Also, I need to find a balance between hot and fucked up shit she'll do for 100$ to suit my needs.

[Mustard]

That shit makes me want to vomit. The hatchet to the balls is just gruesome.

[Bizz]

That would be brutal to explain to a doctor.

Dr: So what happened?
Guy: Internet cred

[Mustard]

In short, if you're going to be doing this yourself, use mesh and resin. If you're going to get someone with equipment to do it, use spray fiber glass.

Also, I need to find a balance between hot and fucked up shit she'll do for 100$ to suit my needs.
Good times. I'll check the yellow pages and surf teh google for places around here.

Wait, no. *facepalm* I said I'd slip her an EXTRA hundo. Not just $100 total. I'm sure if this pans out better than expected, then I might even pay for a second go around.

[Bizz]

Good times. I'll check the yellow pages and surf teh google for places around here.

Wait, no. *facepalm* I said I'd slip her an EXTRA hundo. Not just $100 total. I'm sure if this pans out better than expected, then I might even pay for a second go around.

So I don't have to compromise between hot and fucked up shit? Awesome. HELLO ANAL!

[Bizz]

Aren't under aged chicks the bestest?

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/1247825088533.jpg

[Mustard]

So I don't have to compromise between hot and fucked up shit? Awesome. HELLO ANAL!
Yep yep. So you better hope this all works out good.

I think it will. I was wondering for weeks what I was going to do about trying to figure out how to get an ABS type plastic injection mold machine to pump out casts for me. This idea will undoubtedly save me $$$. I figure a classy hooker for giving me this idea is the least I can do.

[Bizz]

Take that Joey! You're not the only one get hookers from GMF! Ha!

[Mustard]

And you didn't even have to be relegated to a wheelchair!

WIN!

[Jericho]

Aren't under aged chicks the bestest?

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/1247825088533.jpg

Since when is 41 under aged?

[Bizz]

Since when is 41 under aged?

More like 403.

[Mustard]

I don't think I'd put anything of mine in her ass.

[Bizz]

Me either to be honest.

[Anfield Red]

Judging by the photo, she's got a mouthful of something already....

[Mustard]

I'm sure, whatever it is, its better looking than her face.

[Bizz]

I'm sure, whatever it is, its better looking than her face.

Fact: Assholes don't have faces.

[Mustard]

Fact: Assholes don't have faces.
I have a face...

[Archangel]

Fucking weather, we were supposed to be barbecueing the leftovers from last night's barbecue today...

[Mustard]

Jennifer Jason Leigh makes me happy in my no-no place.

[Bizz]

Jennifer Jason Leigh makes me happy in my no-no place.

Some chick named Jason makes you hard? What?

[Mustard]

Some chick named Jason makes you hard? What?
Its not my fault her name has a dudes name in it.

[Bizz]

After a quick google, she does nothing for me.

[Mustard]

I'm watching the Hudsucker Proxy. She was hot in that movie. So sayeth the Mustard.

[Bizz]

That's like a million years ago.

[Mustard]

Meh.

I farted, and it smells so bad that it chased away my dog. Go me!

[Datači]

That's like a million years ago.

You're million years ago!

[Mustard]

Your face is a towel.

[Archangel]

I'm watching the Hudsucker Proxy. She was hot in that movie. So sayeth the Mustard.

She was far hotter in Flesh and Blood.


Not to mention naked all the damned time.

[mxlplkt]

She was far hotter in Flesh and Blood.


Not to mention naked all the damned time.
Sounds like a snuff porn title.

[Archangel]

It's about rapes and the plague and stuff, so close.

[NOTKyle]

Sounds like a Twilight prequel.

[Archangel]

There's rape and murder and gruesome pandemics in Twilight?

[mxlplkt]

It's about rapes and the plague and stuff, so close.
The lead character was a leper prostitute doing until business fell off?







LOL!!!1!

[Archangel]

...

[mxlplkt]

His penis fell off! GET IT?!

Rimshot at least?

[Archangel]

No.

[Datači]

roflmao etc.

[mxlplkt]

Tough crowd.

Waitress, another round for the man wearing the baby blue Jordans & Nuggets jersey.

[The Dude]

i didn't realize how short i got my haircut last night. i look like i'm ready for basic training

[Archangel]

Tough crowd.

Waitress, another round for the man wearing the baby blue Jordans & Nuggets jersey.

Yay.

[Le Goat]

Yay Hookie from work

[The GWD]

I'm watching the Hudsucker Proxy. She was hot in that movie. So sayeth the Mustard.

That bitch single-handedly fucking ruined that movie. Her 20's accent was over the top fucking ridiculous.

[Le Goat]

No 'Rise Against' in the FSF?


THE FUCK KIND OF SHIP ARE WE RUNNING HERE?!?!?!?!!

[Le Goat]

wait, I remember now

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33269-2/Failboat.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

you're such a whineymcwhinerson

[Le Goat]

http://i28.tinypic.com/ofx79i.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

so far 1805

[WET HOT MESS]

whoops, 1806

[WET HOT MESS]

no 1808

[Le Goat]

This OT will surely hit 40million after that.

[Le Goat]

I <3 Beck

DGeZQrpZbjI

[WET HOT MESS]

1809

[Le Goat]

1809

ur maf sux

[WET HOT MESS]

1812

[WET HOT MESS]

WAR!

[WET HOT MESS]

what is it good for absolutely nuthin'!

[WET HOT MESS]

i need to get some clothes on.

[Le Goat]

ew

[WET HOT MESS]

BOOGA WOOGA!

[WET HOT MESS]

it's not like you've never seen a girl sleep in the nude.

[Le Goat]

it's not like you've never seen a girl sleep in the nude.


I have and have plenty of pictures to prove it

[WET HOT MESS]

so what's the ew about, jerrrk?

[Kerjack]

What shall I do today?

[WET HOT MESS]

DIE

[Le Goat]

so what's the ew about, jerrrk?

that a lil asian boy is naked

[Limp]

PWNT

[Kerjack]

Not till at least Thursday

[WET HOT MESS]

that a lil asian boy is naked
suck on deez nuts

[Le Goat]

suck on deez nuts

i thought you'd never ask!

[WET HOT MESS]

hurry up, i need to go to the library. let me shoot it in your eye

[Le Goat]

Imma go ge me some Portillo's

[TylerDurden]

Imma go ge me some Portillo's

it's rare, but when i'm craving pure grease and disgusting fat nothing beats portillo's. if you want something tasty and don't give a shit about your health that's the place to go.

[Le Goat]

Well I just took a dump and as I was wiping my ass I noticed a full Poppy Seed.


Clearly i'm not worried about my health

[Kerjack]

I have Shake and Bake pork chops in the oven and they smell goooood.

[TylerDurden]

I have Shake and Bake pork chops in the oven and they smell goooood.

the only chops i like are mutton chops.

[Void]

the only chops i like are mutton chops.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UpGlTn4MqJQ/SKbBc4PWO5I/AAAAAAAABQc/tpmv-LNbYnM/s320/muttonchops+sideburns2.jpg

[Kerjack]

the only chops i like are mutton chops.


Without chops you will lose the game.

[TylerDurden]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UpGlTn4MqJQ/SKbBc4PWO5I/AAAAAAAABQc/tpmv-LNbYnM/s320/muttonchops+sideburns2.jpg

perfection.

Without chops you will lose the game.

i s'pose if i bathed them in sweet baby ray's i could probably down a pork chop... but only for you. i'll take one for the team.

[Erased]

Man, i'm fucking bored. I finished Battlestar Galactica and now I have nothing to watch. Any suggestions?

[Void]

Man, i'm fucking bored. I finished Battlestar Galactica and now I have nothing to watch. Any suggestions?Anita just posted a vid showing her enormous cock. Try watching that.

[Stax]

Man, i'm fucking bored. I finished Battlestar Galactica and now I have nothing to watch. Any suggestions?

I had always wanted to try Entourage and I finally did this past week. Tis good stuff (and the 6th season just started, so depending how fast you go you can get caught up).

[Kerjack]

If I was rich middle eastern oil barren I'd start working on domesticating bears and then breeding them down to about half the size.

Also pork chops are like crazy delicious.

[Kerjack]

Or maybe I should reverse that so I only have to deal with bears half the size while they are still all crotchety.

[The Dude]

dipping molly on a thursday night at 10:30 PM when you have to be up at 6 AM Friday for work is not a good idea

[}{arlequin]

spotted on e st. bumper sticker fail or mongo mobile?


http://www.yoimg.com/i/768f7f5c7b9511d93b6b806485caf37b-photo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/768f7f5c7b9511d93b6b806485caf37b-photo.jpg.html)

[mxlplkt]

The veal is delicious!

[Void]

Makes me wanna eat a steak.

[}{arlequin]

should be rear ended by an excursion, whose driver is eating a burger, watching videos of a slaughterhouse....

...wearing a leather jacket, with a confederate flag in the rear window, and of course a gun rack. a deer carcass strapped to the roof completes the ideal ideological opposite of the Prius owner.

and let's not forget the steer's horns on the front of the hood, and the rubber balls hanging from the trailer hitch, the bush '08, Prolife, & NRA bumper stickers too

[misterfatt]

should be rear ended by an excursion, whose driver is eating a burger, watching videos of a slaughterhouse....

...wearing a leather jacket, with a confederate flag in the rear window, and of course a gun rack. a deer carcass strapped to the roof completes the ideal ideological opposite of the Prius owner.

and let's not forget the steer's horns on the front of the hood, and the rubber balls hanging from the trailer hitch, the bush '08, Prolife, & NRA bumper stickers too
it's DC, not manassas.

[TylerDurden]

spotted on e st. bumper sticker fail or mongo mobile?


http://www.yoimg.com/i/768f7f5c7b9511d93b6b806485caf37b-photo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/768f7f5c7b9511d93b6b806485caf37b-photo.jpg.html)

more like tryvag.com, amirite?

[Ninja Pope]

Anyone whose opinion is swayed by a bumper sticker doesn't deserve to have an opinion.

[Jericho]

Still workin on those 2000 posts?

[Ninja Pope]

Still workin on those 2000 posts?

Slowly. Board's pretty dead today, and I don't want to be a bitch and start spamming.

Also, starting in about 5 hours I'm going to be incommunicado for a couple of days.

[Face]

I fucking hate vegetarians... worthless, pompous, high and mighty fuckhead assholes

[hatepoppy]

ya fuck those gaiz

[Face]

I've come to the conclusion that vegetarians unwittingly advocate the slow, painful deaths of millions of cattle, sheep, pigs etc around the world

[Jericho]

I always thought Mariah Carey was one of those chicks with an awesome voice, and now even she's using that auto tuner bullshit? I blame Kanye's dumbass for all of this

[STDSkillz]

I've come to the conclusion that vegetarians unwittingly advocate the slow, painful deaths of millions of cattle, sheep, pigs etc around the world
I'd like you to elaborate on this, Sammy.

[Face]

I'd like you to elaborate on this, Sammy.
if farm animals weren't being bred for food, what need would there be to keep them on farms, to raise them and keep space for them when that space could be better used for crops? If all of a sudden, every man, woman and child stopped eating meat, as many vegetarians want to see happen, the millions of head of cattle or pigs or whatever would most likely either be set free, where they would die either of starvation, or be cut down by predators, or they'd be slaughtered by the farmers and disposed of

[Face]

am I wrong here?

[STDSkillz]

I always figured that the vegetarians/vegans were throwing a fit more because of the way the animals were being treated and HOW they were killed. I could be very wrong, though.

But I see your point. Thank god we'll always eat meat.

[Le Goat]

I totally just ate a Double Burger and Charred Italian Sausage Sandwich from Portillo's.



Christ, I need to not go 20hrs without eating, again.

[Face]

cattle live an infinitely better lifestyle in captivity than they would in the wild, veggies are just pompous holier-than-thou assholes who want the world to do their bidding

[STDSkillz]

cattle live an infinitely better lifestyle in captivity than they would in the wild, veggies are just pompous holier-than-thou assholes who want the world to do their bidding
I couldn't even tell ya how bovines live in the wild. Not sure if I've ever seen it before.

[ElemenoP]

all i've had today was some trail mix, pineapple and a pudding cup.

[STDSkillz]

That pudding is definitely going directly to your thighs.

[Jericho]

I had a Wet Super Burrito from the taqueria last night and haven't even taken as much as a morning shit yet. I'm a little concerned

[STDSkillz]

I would be as well. Your next poop is going to be a baby.

[STDSkillz]

Dimensionally, at least.

[ElemenoP]

That pudding is definitely going directly to your thighs.
*cries*

[STDSkillz]

Hey, I have 5,000 posts. Neato.

[Le Goat]

Hey El, come poop with me.

[ElemenoP]

okay...

[STDSkillz]

I've always been uncomfortable during buddy dumps.

[Le Goat]

yay



FIRST PERSON'S SHIT TO HIT THE WATER GETS TO FUCK THE OTHER IN THE ASS!

[Le Goat]

I'll send you your plane itinerary

[STDSkillz]

I would watch El fucking Goat in the ass with a strap on. That's pretty standard these days.

[Le Goat]

I would watch El fucking Goat in the ass with a strap on. That's pretty standard these days.

she promised it but never got on the plane to fly over

[Jericho]

I've always been uncomfortable during buddy dumps.

Battleshits!!!!

[Le Goat]

Imma go make a dent in my Atlas Shrugged

[STDSkillz]

The only Ayn Rand book I've read was Anthem. I'm surprised I remembered the name to it.

[Face]

so I went to see Harry Potter last night, and as I was standing in the lobby waiting to get snax, someone shouted 'SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE'

I lulzed

I also heard people weeping when dumbledore died... faggots

[Bizz]

Did you go alone?

[Jericho]

That's how he rolls

[Face]

Did you go alone?
I asked some friends if they wanted to come, but I was planning to go to a late show and they weren't able to come

but yeah, I do go solo very frequently

[Bizz]

I bet there were a lot of concerned parents.

[STDSkillz]

I'm not brave enough to venture to the movies alone.

[Jericho]

Maybe I should move to LA and become a paparazzi

[Face]

I'm not brave enough to venture to the movies alone.
chickenshit

[STDSkillz]

chickenshit
I still want to go to the movies with you, though! I'd buy you a big tub of popcorn.

[Claydon]

good afternoon

[Bizz]

I still want to go to the movies with you, though! I'd buy you a big tub of popcorn.

The good ol' dick in the popcorn trick.

[Face]

I still want to go to the movies with you, though! I'd buy you a big tub of popcorn.
sweet
The good ol' dick in the popcorn trick.
even better!

[Jericho]

The good ol' dick in the popcorn trick.

haha...I was on a date with a chick in college, and had the popcorn sitting in my lap, and she said

"You didn't put your fucking dick in there, did you?"

hahaha...fuck that bitch

[Claydon]

hahaha...fuck that bitch


why do you say that? because you did...

[Face]

hello

[Face]

how are you?

[Ninja Pope]

hello

Is it me you're looking for?

[Face]

fuck it, I'm gonna go forage

[dick_darlington]

forage?

[Ninja Pope]

fuck it, I'm gonna go forage

For berries and shit? That's adorable.

[WET HOT MESS]

I wanna go shopping!

[Ninja Pope]

I wanna go shopping!

Let's go to Williams-Sonoma!

[WET HOT MESS]

after you take me to Nordstroms and I rape the shit out of the Shu Uemura section. And then we'll have sex in Williams-Sonoma.

[Ninja Pope]

after you take me to Nordstroms and I rape the shit out of the Shu Uemura section. And then we'll have sex in Williams-Sonoma.

That's a deal.

[WET HOT MESS]

pinky swear!

[Ninja Pope]

Maybe sex at Nordstrom's would be a better idea, because they have changing rooms. Don't they?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I was just hit by a bus. My car is totalled.

[Daydreamer]

fuck it, I'm gonna go forage

For berries and shit? That's adorable.


"Adorable" made me think of Face digging in a honey pot like Winnie the Pooh

[WET HOT MESS]

the goal isn't to be discrete.

[WET HOT MESS]

I was just hit by a bus. My car is totalled.
oh shit. you alright?

[Ninja Pope]

I was just hit by a bus. My car is totalled.

Since you're here, I'm assuming you're not seriously hurt, but I'm sorry about your car.

[Ninja Pope]

the goal isn't to be discrete.

Well then let's go someplace where I don't care if they ban me for life. Someplace like Nordstrom's.

[Bizz]

I was just hit by a bus. My car is totalled.

I suspect Face is behind this.

[Ninja Pope]

I suspect Face is behind this.

It was an accident. Let's see YOU drive safely with your head stuck in a Hunny pot.

[Bizz]

There is no such thing as an accident anymore. Only collisions.

[WET HOT MESS]

Well then let's go someplace where I don't care if they ban me for life. Someplace like Nordstrom's.
good point. should we wear stocking masks?

[WET HOT MESS]

boom boom pow!

[Ninja Pope]

good point. should we wear stocking masks?

No, let's dress up as Green Lantern and Black Canary instead. You can be Black Canary, I guess.

[Bizz]

I wish I could buy Neeterz fancy things but all I can supply her with is love. :(

[WET HOT MESS]

you should be the black canary. i look good in green.

[Ninja Pope]

There is no such thing as an accident anymore. Only collisions.

"Accident" implies there's no one to blame.

[Ninja Pope]

you should be the black canary. i look good in green.

You probably look good in a leather jacket and fishnet stockings, too. I don't have the legs to pull off that outfit. If you wear it, I definitely have the hands to pull it off.

[WET HOT MESS]

I wish I could buy Neeterz fancy things but all I can supply her with is love. :(
M605zopTZSA

[WET HOT MESS]

fishnets are fun to yank around

[Gary_Busey]

It's a liquor night.

[Bizz]

M605zopTZSA

sbtcUsMD5Jw

[Ninja Pope]

fishnets are fun to yank around

Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

[WET HOT MESS]

i loved how they had ron jeremy in the music video. he's like the perfect creepy guy. also, i'm craving for some spicy cajun shrimp.

[Ninja Pope]

i loved how they had ron jeremy in the music video. he's like the perfect creepy guy. also, i'm craving for some spicy cajun shrimp.

To make or to buy?

[WET HOT MESS]

to eat. but i guess i'll make it.

[Ninja Pope]

to eat. but i guess i'll make it.

CAN I HAZ RESSIPEE?

[WET HOT MESS]

i think im gunna steal them from the internet

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/fiery-cajun-shrimp-recipe/index.html

that looks good. sounds good too.

[Bizz]

The best video you'll ever see.

nBJV56WUDng

Also, I just had a banana.

[Ninja Pope]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/fiery-cajun-shrimp-recipe/index.html

that looks good. sounds good too.

Mmmm...I should hook you up with my curry shrimp and noodles recipe.

[WET HOT MESS]

brilliant

[Bizz]

Now if I only could use my feet to do open it, I'd be set.

[WET HOT MESS]

Mmmm...I should hook you up with my curry shrimp and noodles recipe.indian curry shrimp or south east asian curry shrimp? i can't handle the little brown flame throwers that happen after consuming indian food. :(

[Datači]

The best video you'll ever see.

nBJV56WUDng

Also, I just had a banana.

I feel like my life is changed.

[WET HOT MESS]

Now if I only could use my feet to do open it, I'd be set.
WASH JOER FEET FIRST. Oh yeah, how's that toe?

[Gary_Busey]

Anyone wanna go to the store and buy me food...then make me supper...and mix my cocktails for me...please?

[Ninja Pope]

indian curry shrimp or south east asian curry shrimp? i can't handle the little brown flame throwers that happen after consumption. :(

Southeast Asian, I think. It uses curry powder, cayenne pepper, parmesan cheese and white wine, among other things.

[Bizz]

I feel like my life is changed.

I know right?

WASH JOER FEET FIRST. Oh yeah, how's that toe?

It's all healed and fine but still kinda looks jacked up. It'll grow out in a year or two.

[WET HOT MESS]

k, i should be fine. also, my uncle taught my dad this horrible trick where you put some fresh ground black pepper in curry.... FUCKING BURNS. My insides were murdered by little black sandy arsonist.

[Ninja Pope]

k, i should be fine. also, my uncle taught my dad this horrible trick where you put some fresh ground black pepper in curry.... FUCKING BURNS. My insides were murdered by little black sandy arsonist.

It's not really spicy, just flavorful.

[WET HOT MESS]

It burns.

[Bizz]

It burns.

You're supposed to eat it and not rub it on your anus.

[WET HOT MESS]

i did. after i rubbed it on my anus. what?

[Le Goat]

WE FOUND OUR QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!

http://cam4.com/missfatmanlover

[Le Goat]

wait, no, she's a damn near doppelganger to my last gf. If she was 25.


It's scary

[Ninja Pope]

The musical episode of Scrubs is on Comedy Central right now.

That shit never gets old.

[WET HOT MESS]

a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine, he's also known as a busta

[Ninja Pope]

a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine, he's also known as a busta

Always talkin' 'bout what he wants, but just sits on his broke ass.

[Bizz]

Don't go chasing dicks and balls.

[Ninja Pope]

1600 posts! That's over 150 posts since yesterday. Popey's on FIRE!

[Jericho]

I have no fucking clue why Robocop is on IFC, but cool deal

[Ninja Pope]

I have no fucking clue why Robocop is on IFC, but cool deal

Never question Robocop; just go with it.

[WET HOT MESS]

no, i don't want yo numba no, i don't wanna give you mine, no, i don't wanna meet you nowhere no. i want none of your time!

[Jericho]

Never question Robocop; just go with it.

Sometimes I suppose I forget what an indie darling it was

[Ninja Pope]

no, i don't want yo numba no, i don't wanna give you mine, no, i don't wanna meet you nowhere no. i want none of your time!

Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.


Oh shit.

[Bizz]

She take my money. We'll I'm in need... Yeah she's a triflin', friend indeed. Oh she's a gold digger. Way over time, that digs on me.

[Bizz]

Wait, I'm doing it wrong.

[WET HOT MESS]

triflin' good for nuttin type o' brudda, silly me, why haven't i found anotha

[Mustard]

Fuck. Somehow it got up to 94 degrees here. I hate Summer. I hate everyone.

[Bizz]

Fuck. Somehow it got up to 94 degrees here. I hate Summer. I hate everyone.

My place is freezing. My a/c is way too big for this place.

[}{arlequin]

i've spent 2 months w/o ac. until last week. it's been 73 round the clock ever since.

[Ninja Pope]

Fuck. Somehow it got up to 94 degrees here. I hate Summer. I hate everyone.

I like October. Nice temperatures.

[Stax]

1600 posts! That's over 150 posts since yesterday. Popey's on FIRE!

Lulz, lrn 2 spam.

[hatepoppy]

i spit it slow so these kids know im talkin to em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em.

[Ninja Pope]

Lulz, lrn 2 spam.

Spamming is a bitch move, and there was a time when it would lead to warnings from the admins.

Blue Oyster = DO NOT WANT!

[Jericho]

What up, my Forbidden brotha

[Datači]

Is it gay if i like to rub body lotion in, but like... slowly? very slowly.

[WET HOT MESS]

rub a dub dub

[Ninja Pope]

rub a dub dub

Let's get you all soapy and wet.

[WET HOT MESS]

and play with the rubber duckie!

[hatepoppy]

What up, my Forbidden brotha
i say giggitybiggidyup its just anotha da-ay, another sad story some trageday. paramedics announced dead fa ten thirtay-ay. rip it up check it, kick out the views.

[Stax]

Let's get you all soapy and wet.

Popey's on FIRE!

[Bizz]

i say giggitybiggidyup its just anotha da-ay, another sad story some trageday. paramedics announced dead fa ten thirtay-ay. rip it up check it, kick out the views.

You know you're white? Right?

[Ninja Pope]

and play with the rubber duckie!

You make bath time lots of fun.

[WET HOT MESS]

he's gangsta wigga!

[WET HOT MESS]

You make bath time lots of fun.
i'm in the shower for a long time. what does that say about me?

[Ninja Pope]

i'm in the shower for a long time. what does that say about me?

It says you spend a lot of time thinking about me.

[Hannibal Lecter]

i'm in the shower for a long time. what does that say about me?
It says that you have one of these...

http://www.waterpik.com/shower-head-products/hand-held/charleston/NSC-063/NSC-063_LG.JPG

[Jericho]

poppy, this is important.


I need you to show me the inside of your FRIDGE!

[WET HOT MESS]

it's close. but yeah. ohhhh yes

[Stax]

it's close. but yeah. ohhhh yes

!!

[hatepoppy]

poppy, this is important.


I need you to show me the inside of your FRIDGE!
NO U!

[Jericho]

NO U!

God damnit, we don't have time for this!

You need to show me the inside of your fridge!

[Ninja Pope]

God damnit, we don't have time for this!

You need to show me the inside of your fridge!

This is the worst episode of 24 ever.

[WET HOT MESS]

KIMMY, SHOW ME YOUR FRIDGE OR THE BOMB WILL EXPLODE. DO IT. CHASE, YOU TOO!

[Ninja Pope]

KIMMY, SHOW ME YOUR FRIDGE OR THE BOMB WILL EXPLODE. DO IT. CHASE, YOU TOO!

Season 3 is my favorite.

[WET HOT MESS]

i dont even remember what happened in what season

[Jericho]

Season 1 is easily the best

[hatepoppy]

more like twentyBORE!

[Gary_Busey]

Damnit. I went to the grocery store and forgot to get something to mix with my Fighting Cock.

[Ninja Pope]

i dont even remember what happened in what season

Well, season 3 was the one with Chase in it. Also, Jack got hooked on heroin and killed Nina and Chappelle.

[}{arlequin]

i'm in the shower for a long time. what does that say about me?
do want!



http://www.yoimg.com/i/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg.html)

[WET HOT MESS]

oh my god. oh my. oh yes.

[Hannibal Lecter]

do want!



http://www.yoimg.com/i/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg.html)
Me too, but I don't want her tracking water all over the place.

[}{arlequin]

oh my god. oh my. oh yes.
i hear that quite a bit

[Ninja Pope]

i hear that quite a bit

When you're in the shower by yourself?

[Hannibal Lecter]

i hear that quite a bit
Me too, but it's punctuated with these "!" instead of periods.

[}{arlequin]

Me too, but I don't want her tracking water all over the place.
you could just put a neoprene couch in there... you're not thinkin' w/ your dipstick jimmy!

[}{arlequin]

Me too, but it's punctuated with these "!" instead of periods.
what can i say, i get bored easily

[WET HOT MESS]

i'm curious how strong is it and will i have fun if i'm bent over with my ass in front of one of them wall pissers

[Ninja Pope]

i'm curious how strong is it and will i have fun if i'm bent over with my ass in front of one of them wall pissers

I'd better go in there with you, just to make sure you have fun while you're bent over.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Shower sex...good clean fun.