Off-Topic IV

[WET HOT MESS]

ya gotta be creative at all times

[Ninja Pope]

ya gotta be creative at all times

Oh, I'm very creative.

[Gary_Busey]

I really can't figure out how you haven't fucked something yet, Anita. A guy, a girl, barnyard animal, your bedpost, a candy bar, anything.

[}{arlequin]

ya gotta be creative at all times
qft. see: my 'bored easily' comment

[}{arlequin]

i'm curious how strong is it and will i have fun if i'm bent over with my ass in front of one of them wall pissers
it's my understanding that each of those can be adjusted from a single powerful jet to a springtime shower. i'd go w/ the jet for the waist high one if i were you. then adjust the pwr appropriately

[}{arlequin]

I really can't figure out how you haven't fucked something yet, Anita. A guy, a girl, barnyard animal, your bedpost, a candy bar, anything.
i bet she's felt everything except for a pulsating piece of beef in there

[WET HOT MESS]

i try not to fuck my food.

[Ninja Pope]

i try not to fuck my food.

I would like to take this time to remind you that I am not your food.

[WET HOT MESS]

except for those bananas... :(

[WET HOT MESS]

im ashamed!

[Hannibal Lecter]

All this talk almost about fucking has made me hungry.

[Le Goat]

do want!



http://www.yoimg.com/i/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/10183753a91d246c9a35a150b3a98d7f-aaa41428homespa1008.jpg.html)

my last GF was lookin' into getting that after moving back home and starting her job. newl-rich cunt

[Le Goat]

except for those bananas... :(


ewwwwwwww Bananas and Smegma


grody

[Kerjack]

Thats cool looking, but I think I still might like this better plus it might be cheaper.

http://www.aquapeutics.com/test/u6810b.html

[WET HOT MESS]

ewwwwwwww Bananas and Smegma


grody
whatever, you'd eat the banana after i'm done with it.

[Ninja Pope]

Thats cool looking, but I think I still might like this better plus it might be cheaper.

http://www.aquapeutics.com/test/u6810b.html

Did I read correctly that it's only $4300? I think I found something to save up for.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Thats cool looking, but I think I still might like this better plus it might be cheaper.

http://www.aquapeutics.com/test/u6810b.html
Somehow I think that will end up like this...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/sk8erchik_2635/bondage.jpg

[Kerjack]

Correct, thats pretty damn awesome price I agree. The last tile shower we built with two shower heads and a seat cost $2400 and we did all the work.

[WET HOT MESS]

Somehow I think that will end up like this...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/sk8erchik_2635/bondage.jpgkinky. it should tie her to the bottom so when the water sprays upwards.. ya know

[Stax]

Season 1 is easily the best

Season 1 is the best, but Season 3 with the heroin and Chase cutting off his hand is great. The Midnight fight scene = epic.

[Ninja Pope]

Correct, thats pretty damn awesome price I agree. The last tile shower we built with two shower heads and a seat cost $2400 and we did all the work.

Of course, the labor fees to install it will probably double the price.

[Stax]

kinky. it should tie her to the bottom so when the water sprays upwards.. ya know

Everything about you is right, Anita.

[Hannibal Lecter]

kinky. it should tie her to the bottom so when the water sprays upwards.. ya know
I see you've thought this out.

[WET HOT MESS]

that's more common sense for me than everyone else i guess. :(

[Kerjack]

Of course, the labor fees to install it will probably double the price.



Installation

This unit takes 2-4 hours to install and requires a professionally licensed plumber/electrician


If that is true I wouldn't think so.

[Gary_Busey]

Got some awesome storms coming. YAY!

[Ninja Pope]

If that is true I wouldn't think so.

Unless your home pipes need to be reconfigured in order to hook it up properly. If no additional work needs to be done, it's probably not too bad. But in those situations, additional work is usually "necessary," at least according to the plumber.

[Le Goat]

"Ricky Gervais Meets..." is fucking amazing.


gWgVr545yNA

XegLxXMHBH4

XpoKDo5cYNU

VROjPCGA7j0

lGJwz-B77FI

TSlVZx5I1B8

[Bill]

I knocked out a pregnant 15 year old girl at work last night...legally.

Best. Job. Ever?

[WET HOT MESS]

yes.

[Gary_Busey]

I knocked out a pregnant 15 year old girl at work last night...legally.

Best. Job. Ever?
Ooooh! Details.

[Stax]

Larry David is always great.

[Bill]

Bitch bit my arm while I was trying to snatch up the babies daddy.

[WET HOT MESS]

hahaha

[WET HOT MESS]

did you get rabies shot in case?

[Le Goat]

I knocked out a pregnant 15 year old girl at work last night...legally.

Best. Job. Ever?

ahhh, pregnant orangutans. love em

[Hannibal Lecter]

I knocked out a pregnant 15 year old girl at work last night...legally.

Best. Job. Ever?
I read this as knocked up.


Knocked out? Hell yes!

[Gary_Busey]

Bitch bit my arm while I was trying to snatch up the babies daddy.
And? What'd you do next?!


And did you download AA3?

[Pax Britannia]

My tongue hurts.

[WET HOT MESS]

lick too many jawbreakers?

[Pax Britannia]

I think it's some form of plague.

[WET HOT MESS]

you poor thing.

[Face]

I knocked out a pregnant 15 year old girl at work last night...legally.

Best. Job. Ever?
hopefully the little bitch will miscarry, her kid'll be better off

[Bill]

Yeah they have me on the "cocktail". Essentially I've been given enough drugs to totally fuck up my system for at least a week. Im so going to lose like 20 pounds. Puking and pooping FTW!

[Pax Britannia]

Dont cry for me Argentina...

[WET HOT MESS]

madonna killed 2 people!

[Bill]

All in all I locked up 4 minors ages 13-15 for at minimum 4 felonies each.

I enjoy ruining savages lives.

[Bill]

Anywho I've been awake for like 40 hours now, I think its time to rub one out and hit the sack.

Whose coming with me?

[Pax Britannia]

madonna killed 2 people!

Thats ok. They werent singing pedophiles.

[Hannibal Lecter]

All in all I locked up 4 minors ages 13-15 for at minimum 4 felonies each.

I enjoy ruining savages lives.
Don't kid yourself. They were already fucked up. You just gave them structure.

[Le Goat]

Anywho I've been awake for like 40 hours now, I think its time to rub one out and hit the sack.

Whose coming with me?

DID YOU GET AA3 FAGGOT?!??!

[Bill]

Don't kid yourself. They were already fucked up. You just gave them structure.

While this is true, I fucked their lives up to the point where the military won't even take them.

[Hannibal Lecter]

While this is true, I fucked their lives up to the point where the military won't even take them.
If this were the middle east, they'd be suicide bombers.

[Le Goat]

While this is true, I fucked their lives up to the point where the military won't even take them.

Army's changed brotha, they started takin' Felon's not long after I left.


4 felonies? prob not, but Felon's? si

[Gary_Busey]

Soooo....what's up?!

[Face]

shit

[Le Goat]

mass emailing whores. that's what!

[STDSkillz]

bump

[WET HOT MESS]

hewwoh

[Gary_Busey]

Beer!

[STDSkillz]

Party at my place tonight, apparently. I hate cleaning up shit.

[Face]

Party at my place tonight, apparently. I hate cleaning up shit.
I'll be there by 11

[STDSkillz]

That's about when it's going down.

[Bizz]

I'll be there by 11

Don't bring your girlfriend! Oh wait. You're safe.

[STDSkillz]

MST, that is.

[STDSkillz]

Dude. Bizz. Cold. I should really explain that story in more detail. Maybe you won't be as disappointed in me.

[Bizz]

Maybe.

[STDSkillz]

I'd never sleep with Face's girlfriend.

[Face]

MST, that is.
shit, make that midnight then

[STDSkillz]

I'm going to be super sad if you don't show up tonight, Sam.

[Gary_Busey]

Why? He'd eat all the party food, start talking about Star Trek and scare all the females away.

[Face]

is there a theme, should I dress up?

[Face]

Why? He'd eat all the party food, start talking about Star Trek and scare all the females away.
studlyskillz wants my nutz

[WET HOT MESS]

so gay in here

[Le Goat]

Why? He'd eat all the females, start talking about party food and scare all the Star Trek away.

you got some shit mixed around

[STDSkillz]

studlyskillz wants my nutz
Duh. And there isn't a theme besides being a bro and getting drunk as fuck.

[Face]

Duh. And there isn't a theme besides being a bro and getting drunk as fuck.
so what am I gonna do with this pirate costume?

[STDSkillz]

so what am I gonna do with this pirate costume?
Show up in anything--it's coming off at any rate.

[Face]

Show up in anything--it's coming off at any rate.
keen

[STDSkillz]

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

[STDSkillz]

Fuck. Even I'm being more gay than usual. I'm out of here.

[Jericho]

Keen? Someone's been reading Archie & Jughead

[Face]

fuck them, fuck riverdale... queer ass fuckers

[Le Goat]

I used to play Keen

[Le Goat]

Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon on HBOS?

[Le Goat]

oh shit, I think I just published a Craigslist add under M4M

[Le Goat]

DELETE DELETE!

[Gary_Busey]

Goat:

These are difficult questions, but they're part of this extensive interview, conducted as Levine's studio continues to grow in the production of its as-yet unannounced title, which Levine calls "more ambitious than anything we've ever done... substantially more ambitious than BioShock."

[Le Goat]

Goat:

what game?

[Gary_Busey]

These are difficult questions, but they're part of this extensive interview, conducted as Levine's studio continues to grow in the production of its as-yet unannounced title, which Levine calls "more ambitious than anything we've ever done... substantially more ambitious than BioShock."

[Le Goat]

I can't wait. The man's got an incredible vision

[Stax]

Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon on HBOS?

When's the next season start?

[hatepoppy]

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[BIG PIZZLE]

So I'm at the dealership. I'm thinking about leasing a Nissan. They're giving these things away.

[hatepoppy]

get me one!

[Gary_Busey]

Leasing a Nissan? Are you poor?

[WET HOT MESS]

his car got totaled by a bus

[Le Goat]

Leasing a Nissan? Are you poor?

could be worse, he could get a Chrysler.



Get an Audi TT Pizz

[Gary_Busey]

So? Let the bus companies' insurance buy you a new one.

[Gary_Busey]

could be worse, he could get a Chrysler.



Get an Audi TT Pizz
Chick car. Get the A5 if you're going Audi.

[Le Goat]

wow, i just saw highlights of Tom Watson.


I loved him when iwas younger

[Le Goat]

Chick car. Get the A5 if you're going Audi.
no

[Le Goat]

Get a Tesla!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just bought a condo which I dumped 17k into and totalled my car this morning. For the next 3 years, I am poor. I wanted to buy a new car next year but shit happens. So I need a car until I get my money right.

[Gary_Busey]

Mazda 3 then. Seriously.

[Stax]

Pizz, why is a hairy naked man your avatar?

[Face]

pizz if you buy a nissan cube, I will hunt you down and shit on your brain

[Gary_Busey]

pizz if you buy a nissan cube, I will hunt you down and shit on your brain
Pizz is pretty gay, but he's not that gay.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Mazda 3 then. Seriously.

I can get this for $250 a month with 1,500 down. That ain't shit.

[WET HOT MESS]

bizz is gay for alec baldwin

[Jericho]

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! is awesome

[Stax]

bizz is gay for alec baldwin

Who isn't?

[Le Goat]

Mazda 3 then. Seriously.

chick car

[Le Goat]

Infiniti G35

[BIG PIZZLE]

They have a 4 door for 199 a month.

[Gary_Busey]

Infiniti G35
Chick car.

[Gary_Busey]

I can get this for $250 a month with 1,500 down. That ain't shit.
Do it then.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I love watching the enemy sweat.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Do it then.

I just started looking 40 minutes ago.

[Gary_Busey]

What kind of car was it that got totalled?

[Claydon]

I just made $200 profit on the sale of 4 blackberry 8703e to some guy who is a contractor.


FUCK YAH!

[Jericho]

It'd be fucking great if you never mentioned your little cellphone deal again, Matthew

[Claydon]

It'd be fucking great if you never mentioned your little cellphone deal again, Matthew

It would be great if you didnt mention your proxy issues.... jerribear! <3

[Face]

It'd be fucking great if you never mentioned your little cellphone deal again, Matthew
it'd be even greater if he realized that nobody gave 2 shits about anything he does or says and just lives as a lurker

[hatepoppy]

claydon looks like a turkey fucked that kid who wanted to be a rapper on jack.

[Claydon]

claydon looks like a turkey fucked that kid who wanted to be a rapper on jack.

I have no idea what this means.

[Claydon]

it'd be even greater if he realized that nobody gave 2 shits about anything he does or says and just lives as a lurker

<3 you to sam, so what happened with the boss yesterday?

Did you tell him to go fuck himself?

[Face]

<3 you to sam, so what happened with the boss yesterday?

Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
I am going to shit in a bag and mail it to you

[Claydon]

I am going to shit in a bag and mail it to you

ask mongo for the info

[Face]

ask mongo for the info
oh I don't have to ask for shit, mr G*****

[Face]

I scurred him off, sweet!

[NOTKyle]

Fuckin' drunk and watching http://beingz.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ping_pong_playa.jpg

BABOOM

[Jericho]

Anything like Shaolin Soccer?

[The GWD]

I'm extremely sick today, and I even had the day off. So I didn't get to use it as an excuse to not work. Headache, hot and cold flashes, stomachache, diarrhea to the extreme.

I require sympathy.

[NOTKyle]

Anything like Shaolin Soccer?

Nah. It's like a blend of a Disney Channel Original movie and Harold and Kumar, if Harold and Kumar was a heart warming ping pong movie.

It's pretty good. Not great, but entertaining. We're all entertained as shit, but we're all also different sorts of fucked up.

wait

what?

[NOTKyle]

I'm extremely sick today, and I even had the day off. So I didn't get to use it as an excuse to not work. Headache, hot and cold flashes, stomachache, diarrhea to the extreme.

I require sympathy.

I don't sympathize with your diarrhea, but only because I'm jealous.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Nothing like a call from pops to kill my jackoff.

[Face]

I'm extremely sick today, and I even had the day off. So I didn't get to use it as an excuse to not work. Headache, hot and cold flashes, stomachache, diarrhea to the extreme.

I require sympathy.
I still love you, just don't breathe on me

[The GWD]

I don't sympathize with your diarrhea, but only because I'm jealous.
I've only been drinking water so I'm shitting pretty clear. My asshole feels like it's been raped though. By a fire demon.

I still love you, just don't breathe on me
Dude, this is how sick I am. My chick is gone, I have the house to myself and I don't even have it in me to look at fucked up porn and masturbate. This is serious.

[Jericho]

Could Robocop be more righteous?

[NOTKyle]

The Grand Watery Diarrhea

[Bizz]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917105

[The GWD]

Could Robocop be more righteous?

Robocop shot a guy in his dick 'cause he was trying to steal a lady's purse. That shit ain't cool.

[Jericho]

Yeaahhh. You don't shoot a dude in the dick

[BIG PIZZLE]

I got hit by a short bus today.

[Le Goat]

I think I may have just got an email response for Operation Goat Rape

[Le Goat]

that's the lil craigslist thingy in the Poll thread for those not 'in the know'

[NOTKyle]

Yes, as long as you post stories/pix/NOODS

[NOTKyle]

OH and they all have to be black.

[Face]

Robocop shot a guy in his dick 'cause he was trying to steal a lady's purse. That shit ain't cool.
he wasn't stealing shit, he was trying to rape the bitch with the bad 80s hair

not saying that makes it right to shoot the dude in the dick, just telling you to get your facts right

[Le Goat]

one's mexican.... that count?

[The GWD]

he wasn't stealing shit, he was trying to rape the bitch with the bad 80s hair

not saying that makes it right to shoot the dude in the dick, just telling you to get your facts right

I meant that. By purse I meant, "vaginal purity", it's a term that's very common in my local area.

[Le Goat]

hey metric fags, how tall is 173cm?

[NOTKyle]

3 foot 5.

And I'm trading my DS for a bike I think. So excited.

[Face]

5'7" or so

[NOTKyle]

SHUT UP CANADIEN

[BIG PIZZLE]

Walter Cronkite died WE GET IT. I hate the news.

[Kerjack]

hey metric fags, how tall is 173cm?


Time for you to learn something. Go to google and type this

173cm = ? feet


*Zing* google is a calculator/converter

[Face]

THEY'RE EATING HER!

AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!

OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!

[Jericho]

What are you doing, Samuel? Knock it off.

[Face]

and what if I don't huh? What're you gonna do about it, admin who can't do admin shit? Nothing, that's what! You're just gonna sit there in your own filthy apartment and do nothing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The GWD]

I'm so sickly and alone. Against all better judgement, I really wish my fiancee was here right now to take care of me. I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic.

Anyways, I tried masturbating to no avail. I heard a little girl scream right outside my window, and it's highly possible she saw me jerkin'. My blinds are a bit skewed. Anyways, killed the mood.

[WET HOT MESS]

do you want a night off?

[Jericho]

and what if I don't huh? What're you gonna do about it, admin who can't do admin shit? Nothing, that's what! You're just gonna sit there in your own filthy apartment and do nothing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still got your job, nugget.

[theAlbinoWine-O]

Time for you to learn something. Go to google and type this

173cm = ? feet


*Zing* google is a calculator/converter

thats how i learned how many grams are in a 1/4 lbs and lbs... goggle is the drug dealer's encyclopedia

[Face]

Still got your job, nugget.
bastardo!

[NOTKyle]

I'm crushin' on the girl sleeping on the couch.

[NOTKyle]

I've been in a realationship way too long.

[The GWD]

Since I already have diarrhea to the maximum, I wonder what would happen if I used an enema on top of it.

Could I get...Super Diarrhea? It could be how I hover. A constant powerful stream of shit. I could attack people with concetrated blasts. This is definitely the best idea I've ever had.

[TheSpotlightKid]

Since I already have diarrhea to the maximum, I wonder what would happen if I used an enema on top of it.

Could I get...Super Diarrhea? It could be how I hover. A constant powerful stream of shit. I could attack people with concetrated blasts. This is definitely the best idea I've ever had.

I've had diarrhea since sunday. Now I'm going to bed.

[theAlbinoWine-O]

Since I already have diarrhea to the maximum, I wonder what would happen if I used an enema on top of it.

Could I get...Super Diarrhea? It could be how I hover. A constant powerful stream of shit. I could attack people with concetrated blasts. This is definitely the best idea I've ever had.

remember to stay hydrated

http://z.about.com/d/pediatrics/1/0/q/O/pedialyte.gif

[The GWD]

I feel as if I've lost touch with GMF. I've taken my finger off the pulse of the community, and am suffering the isolation caused by my actions.

Somebody should go to a renaissance faire with me. That'll show you how cool I can be.

[WET HOT MESS]

will you dress like a douchey renaissance man?

[Bizz]

will you dress like a douchey renaissance man?

Of course he does.

[Face]

I feel as if I've lost touch with GMF. I've taken my finger off the pulse of the community, and am suffering the isolation caused by my actions.

Somebody should go to a renaissance faire with me. That'll show you how cool I can be.
I'll go, but only if you go as my wench

[WET HOT MESS]

i wanna go.

[The GWD]

remember to stay hydrated

http://z.about.com/d/pediatrics/1/0/q/O/pedialyte.gif

That shit's for babies, son. I drink Ensure like a true O.G. And old grandpa. Sometimes grandpas are young. Sometimes I like Darth Vader.

[theAlbinoWine-O]

I feel as if I've lost touch with GMF. I've taken my finger off the pulse of the community, and am suffering the isolation caused by my actions.

Somebody should go to a renaissance faire with me. That'll show you how cool I can be.

http://www.lusterstudios.com/images/renaissancefair/renaissance-fair-parasol.jpg?

The PA renaissance fair?

[Bizz]

I too shall partake in the faire of renaissance.

But only if I can get a Fred Flintstone sized mutton.

[The GWD]

will you dress like a douchey renaissance man?

Of course he does.

Bizz is correct. I can assure you, my lady, you'll find nothing "douchey" about it when you show up to the fairgrounds with the handsomest noble dressed in rich scarlet velvet and carrying the Sword of Three Truths.

1) Thine shall not fuck with me.
2) If thy be-est a lady, thine vagina will be mine.
3) No black people ever go to Ren Fairs.

[Bizz]

1) Thine shall not fuck with me.
2) If thy be-est a lady, thine vagina will be mine.
3) No black people ever go to Ren Fairs.

Where can I get a 4XL tunic?

[Face]

so I guess cam doesn't want to be my wench?

[The GWD]

Where can I get a 4XL tunic?

We must go all Silence of The Lamb's on Face's fatass.

DO YOU EVER WONDER IF JESUS ONLY EATS BREAD BECAUSE LIKE PEOPLE BACK THEN DID THAT KINDA SHIT??? LIKE IF HE WAS LIKE, "YO FUCK BREAD, JUST FUCK THAT SHIT" THEN PEOPLE WOULD BE ALL LIKE, "THE FUCK? YOU MADE THAT SHIT OUTTA AIR, FUCKING EAT IT" AND JESUS WOULD BE ALL LIKE, "OKAY", JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.!!!

[The GWD]

so I guess cam doesn't want to be my wench?

UH HUH, Yeh Hee, Wanna be your lover.

[Face]

♦

[WET HOT MESS]

im kinda sleepy

[The GWD]

Yeah, I'm going to go to bed. Someone permaban me or something. My soul is dirty.

[WET HOT MESS]

my asshole is dirty, whachu talkin about?

[Satan]

I have a weekend all to myself. Aside from killing my liver, what should I do?

[WET HOT MESS]

draw heart shapes on your papers and write your wife's name on it.

[WET HOT MESS]

i really need to hit the sac. g'night everyone.

[Satan]

I'll hit you with my sac

[jimmyb]

'Sup?

[Face]

so apparently I'm working 16 hours tomorrow, then I'm off until at least tuesday

sweet

[Okie Medicvet]

So I am really bummed that Walter Cronkite is dead..even more so that my kids have no idea who the fuck he is..

[Face]

I wish you would die

[Okie Medicvet]

only if you get a huge insurance policy on me and my kids get two thirds.

[Jack Bauer]

dying is so over rated these days

[Bizz]

SUPER BUMP

[Jericho]

not rly

[Bizz]

yes really

[Jericho]

*shows BizzleFoShizzle penis to make him feel better about himself*

[UNC]

Hey Now

[IdiotBrain]

What do three gay horses eat?

HAY HAY HAY!!!11

[leafsmack0]

fuck yeah boner time fuck yeah boner time where da party at bonerz

[IdiotBrain]

Sounds like alot of wood and nowhere to put it.

[Archangel]

Jesus Christ, but The Hurt Locker is good.

Kathryn Bigelow may be responsible for two of my all time favourite movies now.

[NOTKyle]

Jesus Christ, but The Hurt Locker is good.

Kathryn Bigelow may be responsible for two of my all time favourite movies now.

I'd love to see it, but I don't even think it's playing in the art theatre in this town. What's the 2nd movie?

[Datači]

I've spent too much money on Exit Festival. And i need to see Asian Dub Foundation in a week.

[Archangel]

I'd love to see it, but I don't even think it's playing in the art theatre in this town. What's the 2nd movie?

Strange Days. Woefully underrated.

[UNC]

As I Turn up the collar on my favorite winter coat

[NOTKyle]

Stop scaring everyone away.

[hatepoppy]

i could kick fuld in the keister.

[NOTKyle]

but you wont

[hatepoppy]

reposted for awesomesauce.

http://i27.tinypic.com/5agm0z.gif

[NOTKyle]

The link in goat's sig is fucking GOLD. Oh my god. I've never heard of this guy before.

[WET HOT MESS]

pow pow pow

[NOTKyle]

hiya

[WET HOT MESS]

good morning!

[NOTKyle]

brb gotta jerk it to poop vids

[hatepoppy]

ohayo gozaimasu!

[WET HOT MESS]

i might need to go grocery shopping. i thought we had everything, turns out we don't have any worcestershire sauce. fack

[NOTKyle]

Westchester Sauce? Yucky.

Get garlic powder. Shit's delicious.

[WET HOT MESS]

we've got about 5 of those.

[hatepoppy]

Westchester Sauce? Yucky.

Get garlic powder. Shit's delicious.
*worcestershire sauce.

[NOTKyle]

o rly?

[Le Goat]

sexy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

http://www.fuckmoviesearch.com/out/213493/ADSS0040-0001

(watch it all)

[WET HOT MESS]

anyone wanna buy me a rabbit. im too lazy to go out of town to the little sex shop in baltimore.

[Le Goat]

since when do they sell Rabbits at sex stores?


sick fuck

[Gary_Busey]

Mmmmm, 10 hours of sleep.

[Le Goat]

this thread needs more Scatman

[Trident]

anyone wanna buy me a rabbit. im too lazy to go out of town to the little sex shop in baltimore.

Gimmie your address, and I'll have one moulded from my very own, complete with a sachet of my man juice for a happy ending.

[UNC]

I'm gonna make a change for once in my life
Gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right

[Trident]

Suicide?

[UNC]

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways

[BiōHazard]

hola muchacha susia

[BiōHazard]

tMnqHNPgovU

[UNC]

I'm burning all the Seinfeld Episodes now.

I did Scrubs, That 70s Show & House First.

Friends or Everybody Loves Raymond next.

[BiōHazard]

I'm burning all the Seinfeld Episodes now.

I did Scrubs, That 70s Show & House First.

Friends or Everybody Loves Raymond next.
Can you burn all your youtube vids too.

[TheImpossibleMan]

I'm going on a date with a nice girl. Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

[Alcestis]

I'm going on a date with a nice girl. Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

Did you just meet her?

[}{arlequin]

hola muchacha susia
*sucia

[BiōHazard]

Did you just meet her?

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/snikral/GodWarrior.jpg

[}{arlequin]

turns out we don't have any worcestershire sauce. fack
hard to make a bloody mary w/o one. that emergency certainly warrants a trip to the store

[BiōHazard]

*sucia
for the love of god.....

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/MarsNova/GrammarNazi.jpg

[Alcestis]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/snikral/GodWarrior.jpg

^ who is that beast? Call me clueless, but I honestly have no idea. Always see pics, gif...etc.

[}{arlequin]

for the love of god.....

somebody has to pick up the slack. btw, grammar vs. spelling? not same i think

[Le Goat]

^ who is that beast? Call me clueless, but I honestly have no idea. Always see pics, gif...etc.

she's the GOD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GHh9ywmo5AE

[Kerjack]

for the love of god.....

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/MarsNova/GrammarNazi.jpg

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/literacycat1178826880-1.jpg

[Archangel]

WipEout HD: Fury cannot come out fast enough.