Off-Topic IV-Where have all the heroes gone?

[Syndicate]

DO-OVER... You just can't wash away that kind of filth

[WET HOT MESS]

i <3 you richie

[Stax]

First!

(page post)

[Face]

FIRST!

[Face]

fuck...

[Face]

now I'm depressed...

[WET HOT MESS]

i kinda wanted to start this one, but okay

[ElemenoP]

Yay!

[Kerjack]

I could... but I won't

[Syndicate]

i kinda wanted to start this one, but okay


I kinda wanted to NEVER see Marcus' junk, but tough shit right?

[Jericho]

the True Blood theme song makes me think of humping Anita

[WET HOT MESS]

I kinda wanted to NEVER see Marcus' junk, but tough shit right?
LET'S RUB BOOBIES TOGETHER NAO.

[Kerjack]

LET'S RUB BOOBIES TOGETHER NAO.

Its a trick, she is getting fat you know.

[Ninja Pope]

It's time for some motherfucking McDonald's! Why? Because fuck you, I'm a winner.

[STDSkillz]

This is bullshit. OT III hadn't even reached 40,000 yet!

[ShitBreak]

But now my username makes less sense!

[UNC]

splooge

[Ninja Pope]

But now my username makes less sense!

"OSUMike" was pretty obscure too. How were we supposed to figure out what that meant?

[ShitBreak]

Well duh. I went to OSUM and my name is ike.

[WET HOT MESS]

everyone on shitbreak?

[STDSkillz]

I just pooed five minutes ago. Does that count?

[ElemenoP]

If I buy something white and mesh -- will it get dirty easily and stain?

[STDSkillz]

I once had a pair of white, mesh underwear and they got pretty damn stained.

[Face]

everyone on shitbreak?
I'm tired as shit, does that count?

[WET HOT MESS]

white gets dirty regardless. mesh isn't too hard to clean, so you should be fine, unless if you like rolling around in dirt for fun.

[ElemenoP]

lol. No. But I buy alot of black stuff and I kind of want to buy a new jacket. But it's available in black, white, baby blue or green.

[STDSkillz]

I'm 22 years old and still can't wear white shirts because I stain them.

[Syndicate]

STD is hitting on me on Yahoo Messenger.

[STDSkillz]

I do not deny these allegations.

[STDSkillz]

I'm running out of ideas on how to become an admin. I tried drinking a lot like Jeribear, but that didn't pan out very well.

[Syndicate]

Anita's Boobies FTW.

[UNC]

I kinda wanted to NEVER see Marcus' junk, but tough shit right?

I posted that pic for like 2 minutes in PYP about 2 or 3 months ago when I was drunk....kerjack saved it and has been posting it every chance he gets.

ps...I kinda never wanted to see your ass that one time...

[Jericho]

I'm running out of ideas on how to become an admin. I tried drinking a lot like Jeribear, but that didn't pan out very well.

You've always got my vote, Snoopy

[STDSkillz]

Thanks, Broel. At least getting my stomach pumped that one time wasn't in vain.

[Kerjack]

I wish I could find my ass pic :(

[WET HOT MESS]

that's okay

[}{arlequin]

this is new...

[WET HOT MESS]

and shiny!

[}{arlequin]

i don't do shitbreaks. i gets paid for 'em

[Billy]

Why is there a new OT, and why was I not informed?

[STDSkillz]

Because Rich is a meanie head.

[Ninja Pope]

Well duh. I went to OSUM and my name is ike.

I don't think you're hip to my sarcasm tonight, Mike.

[STDSkillz]

I don't think you're hip to my sarcasm tonight, Mike.
Know what I'm hip to? A Tahiri/Jaina threesome. Mmmmhmmm

[}{arlequin]

Know what I'm hip to? A Tahiri/Jaina threesome. Mmmmhmmm
pics?

[Kerjack]

Now that I can IM STDSkillz I have no need for GMF. Goodbye.

[STDSkillz]

pics?
Umm, sure:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/14/Jainablue.jpg

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/1/12/TahiriVeilaNEC.JPG/250px-TahiriVeilaNEC.JPG

[Billy]

http://i30.tinypic.com/344y5br.jpg

I feel like I respect Kerjack more for this. Also Marcus

[Jericho]

Marcus may be a damn near nevernude judging from that ridic farmer tan

[Kerjack]

Love the tan.

[Billy]

My tan is worse, plus I'm dark like a mexi. I think it'd be more disturbing if his sack area was tanned

[mongo]

First!

[}{arlequin]

Marcus may be a damn near nevernude judging from that ridic farmer tan

i thought he's been laying out lately and nearly caught by the roofers all oiled up?

[Jericho]

i thought he's been laying out lately and nearly caught by the roofers all oiled up?

Jesus Christ, dude

[Kerjack]

i thought he's been laying out lately and nearly caught by the roofers all oiled up?

Thank you for reminding me of that /sarcasm

[Mustard]

This is all balls.

[jimmyb]

Pretty exciting to have a new thread eh?

[Claydon]

ahhh a new OT..

let me sully it!

[jimmyb]

ahhh a new OT..

let me sully it!

I beat you to the sullying. Its been presullied.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Christ. OT redeux...again.


EDIT: Okay. I saw the nekkid Marcus. This all makes sense now.

[Claydon]

Christ. OT redeux...again.

it is like hot asian women.... it never ends!

[Mustard]

PORN! PORN! PORN!!!

[Hodge]

We put up with tons of Goat pics and it's a Marcus almost nude that starts a new OT.

[Claydon]

PORN! PORN! PORN!!!

good man

[Claydon]

We put up with tons of Goat pics and it's a Marcus almost nude that starts a new OT.

my nakedness would cause a complete gmf redux

[Hodge]

my nakedness would cause a complete gmf redux
I'm pretty sure that would cause a mass suicide/eye gouging.

One more time for Neeterz though:
http://i30.tinypic.com/344y5br.jpg

[Mustard]

I'm gonna jack off to some Chevy Chase stand up routines.

[jimmyb]

Looks like a PS job to me.

[Hodge]

Who let the Noob in OT?

[DjAg]

I'm only posting so I can say I made the first 5 pages. It's a smaller window of opportunity than one would assume.

[Claydon]

I'm pretty sure that would cause a mass suicide/eye gouging.

One more time for Neeterz though:
http://i30.tinypic.com/344y5br.jpg

so wait is that PS or is that the real deal?

[Billy]

Kerjack, hook us up with the unedited version, STAT

[Mustard]

I gotta admit, I have no need to see Marcus' junk.

[Billy]

It's not about "need" Sink. It's about "want"

[Mustard]

Ahh... You know, maybe you're right. I haven't vomited in at least six months.

[Archangel]

...hello?

[mongo]

Gone to 3 mariner games and 1 sounders game in the last 4 days. All tickets were free. I've still managed to blow through $640 in that time. Fuck me.

[WET HOT MESS]

hi archie. hi mongo.

[Claydon]

vicodin makes me itchy

[WET HOT MESS]

since nobody's here, i'm checking out.

[Face]

so apparently we just lost like, 15 pages of OT

[Face]

wtf?

[WET HOT MESS]

pretty cool huh?

[Face]

so I'm trying to click another thread and it brings me here... this shit ain't right

[Erased]

Wtfuck?

[Alcestis]

Whose getting fired, damn it!

And who do I get to ban out efrustration??!! POLL

[Limp]

ME! BAN ME MOMMA!

[WET HOT MESS]

the worst father the internet has ever seen.

[Das Kahlua]

That was fun.

[Archetype]

This Watchmen movie is turning into a pile a crap.

[Alcestis]

First Ed, Farrah and Michael, now slowly GMF.

Where are my fucking prayer candles!

[Limp]

Where are my fucking prayer candles!
Have you checked Uranus?

[Claydon]

what in the fuck just happened?

[Das Kahlua]

First Ed, Farrah and Michael, now slowly GMF.

Where are my fucking prayer candles!

And yet OJ and Bin Laden will live to be 100.

[Claydon]

so we lost basically a day, day and half of posts.

does that mean we lost frenchies faggy french films as well?

[Kerjack]

2012 begins noW!

[Alcestis]

Have you checked Uranus?

You are cute, when you try really hard.

[Archetype]

And yet OJ and Bin Laden will live to be 100.
OJ? Who the fuck cares?

[Das Kahlua]

so we lost basically a day, day and half of posts.

does that mean we lost frenchies faggy french films as well?

What did I miss? Does Arch still hate Americans and does everyone still sweat Anita?

[Billy]

How is Mongo not banned yet?

[Billy]

Also, was Alcestis always an admin?

[ElemenoP]

I'm going buy a horse after summer and take up horse-riding in the fall. go me!

[Archetype]

How is Mongo not banned yet?
Why, did he stop using children for his avs?

[Gary_Busey]

Nothing like getting home from work and relaxing on the toilet.

[Alcestis]

Also, was Alcestis always an admin?

Nope. Just happened yesterday. See...Rich really wanted the spoilers for the newest Harry Potter movie that I happened to see on Sunday. And tada...I'm an admin.

Amazing huh?

[Billy]

rich always was a Harry Potter whore

[Kerjack]

Who do you think has the most complete/extensive back up of the entire internet?

Google? Company X? Government establishment?

[Claydon]

google.. for sure

[and]

Who do you think has the most complete/extensive back up of the entire internet?

Google? Company X? Government establishment?

shot in the dark? DOD

[Face]

I used to wonder from time to time if it'd be possible to view the entire internet, click every link, load every page, every image, video etc, but I suspect it'd be impossible given how big the 'net is even to view all the public shit, let alone the encrypted or private sites

[Kerjack]

google.. for sure

shot in the dark? DOD


Yeah I don't count out government agencies like the NSA when they are capable of snagging and storing ALL email. It makes you wonder what else they can do.


Now I would guess Google's is my far the best indexed though.

[Kerjack]

World Bank FTW? [/conspiracy theory]

[Hodge]

I had lots of sex last night and now my penis is sore. That is all.

[Kerjack]

I wonder how much space Mongo's 'GMF personal info/images' folder takes up on his HDD.

[Kerjack]

I had lots of sex last night and now my penis is sore. That is all.


*cataloged*

[Claydon]

I had lots of sex last night and now my penis is sore. That is all.

gay sex does not = real sex

[Summer]

Hai

[Billy]

I wonder how much space Mongo's 'GMF personal info/images' folder takes up on his HDD.
342.46gb

[Da Raider]

is the world really a vampire?

[Billy]

gay sex does not = real sex
I'm pretty sure that this is inaccurate

[WET HOT MESS]

is the world really a vampire?
no more smashing poopkins

[Da Raider]

no more smashing poopkins

poopkins is crazy

[UNC]

Hey Now

[Archangel]

That last mission on Red Faction Guerrilla is hard as fuck.

[Phil Theehor]

Was the site all fouled up today? I couldn't reach it, even via proxy (which is how I have to log in from work).

[Face]

no it was just you

[Billy]

People actually play Red Faction?

[UNC]

I am about to get a ps3.

I have waited and waited...now is the time.

[Billy]

I heard somewhere that not only is the PS3 a bluray player, but it also has other functions/features. Not sure that's true though

[UNC]

I just hope I can use it for pron in some way

[Claydon]

jesus christ verizon has punched a shit ton of holes in my neighborhood installing fios.

[Archangel]

People actually play Red Faction?

And enjoy it, too.

[Face]

I'm almost finished part 4 of my TF retro

yay!

[Phil Theehor]

no it was just you

How then, Sammy, do you explain the fifteen pages missing from OT?

[Face]

you're imagining things

[Phil Theehor]

you're imagining things


Well, then. I just need to remember that when in doubt, one should assume that Face is right.

[Datači]

First!

[Datači]

Oh fuck... :(

[Face]

Well, then. I just need to remember that when in doubt, one should assume that Face is right.
absolultely

[DjAg]

I have $24.80 in dimes. $24.90 if you count the really fucked up penny/dime that I can't tell what it is.

Just thought you should all know that I have more money in dimes than in cash and in the bank combined

[Face]

last time I sorted my quarters, I ended up with over $200 worth

[}{arlequin]

you're so money

[Face]

with all the rest of my change, I ended up cashing in over $350 that day

[WigglingWii]

Does anyone know where I can download the video for keyboard cat? Just the cat...

[Face]

what the fuck is keyboard cat?

[DjAg]

what the fuck is keyboard cat?

False. You know what it is. If not, let Stephen demonstrate.

http://anonym.to/?http://lolblips.dailyradar.com/video/may_18_2009_daily_colbert_keyboard_cat_video/

[Claydon]

i just dropped $650 on cell phones and related parts.

[Nature's Folly]

Hello everybody!

[Ninja Pope]

So, what exactly happened today with the site being down? Something about a suspended account?

[Nature's Folly]

God hated us...but then it got better.

[Ninja Pope]

God hated us...but then it got better.

That's how Pat Robertson explained it to me too.

[Archangel]

More like Gaytabase Error.

[Stax]

el oh el

On to Season 5 of Entourage (almost caught up).

[TylerDurden]

i just dropped $650 on cell phones and related parts.

couldn't wait until your contract expired for a new iphone 3gs type-r gt v-spec ss? sounds like all of cupertino just lined up to fuck your ass.

[ShitBreak]

Did a shitload of posts get deleted?

FAIL.

[Hodge]

gay sex does not = real sex
So you're a virgin too?
High five!

[Claydon]

couldn't wait until your contract expired for a new iphone 3gs type-r gt v-spec ss? sounds like all of cupertino just lined up to fuck your ass.

no, i purchased used units that i will clean up, and refurb and resell them. I should bring in a 700-850 dollars in profit.

[DjAg]

...did someone hack GMF? I don't want to step on toes, so I'll just say that someone here sent me an invitation to other forums saying GMF is fucked, so go here. And... It's not someone I would expect to send me such a thing.

[Pox]

FACE'iald

[Claydon]

...did someone hack GMF? I don't want to step on toes, so I'll just say that someone here sent me an invitation to other forums saying GMF is fucked, so go here. And... It's not someone I would expect to send me such a thing.

no... we share this server with probably a few other sites, and when the server data limits are reached we get own3d.

my buddies sight has a lot of problems with this very same issue.

at least, i think it is the same issue.

wtf do i know

[DjAg]

Meh.

[Claydon]

if gmf really is on its way out... and it may be, the admins should just say so

[Le Goat]

I'm not sure you understand, I think someone high up got hacked and/or GMF is truly fucked.

EDIT:: I only say this because the person who sent me this info would NOT do so unless it wasn't them, or GMF is royally fucked.

you're an idiot.

[Hodge]

You two twerps are going to start another System_Admin ownage? STFU.

[Claydon]

You two twerps are going to start another System_Admin ownage? STFU.

LEAVE SYSTEM ADMIN ALONE!!

[Pox]

Good thing I invested all my GMF $ in gold

[Le Goat]

MODS/ADMIN'S JUST GOT PWND

[Le Goat]

TEEHEETEEHEETEEHEETEEHEETEEHEETEEHEETEEHEE

[Le Goat]

RIchie is on, as of 11 mins ago.


I <3 u richie poopoo

[Le Goat]

shit, I can't post in the mod forum now.



someone screencap that.

[Claydon]

MODS/ADMIN'S JUST GOT PWND

care to enlighten us?

[Face]

I'm eatin' chicken wings and watching die hard

life is good

[DjAg]

I'm eatin' chicken wings and watching die hard

life is good

I'm on my 10th beer, smoking ciggs, and watching spongebob.

I win, good sir.

[Le Goat]

care to enlighten us?

the mod forum was open for a few seconds, I got off a post and a few reading's in.

[Face]

I'm on my 10th beer, smoking ciggs, and watching spongebob.

I win, good sir.
fuck spongebob, lousy faggot sea creature

[Claydon]

the mod forum was open for a few seconds, I got off a post and a few reading's in.

give us a synopsis...

mr. dufrain... if you please?

[DjAg]

fuck spongebob, lousy faggot sea creature

Agreed. Patrick is what the show should be about.

[Le Goat]

lolwut

[Le Goat]

give us a synopsis...

mr. dufrain... if you please?

I can't. It involves h4x0ring

[Claydon]

I can't. It involves h4x0ring

gay

[Ninja Pope]

I think the Admins and Mods got bored, and we're being pranked again. This is another attempt at mass pwnage.

[Le Goat]

totally

[Le Goat]

if i get admin, u know hell has frozen over

[Ninja Pope]

And now FrontPage is down. All too familiar...

[Le Goat]

Told you fucks you were gonna get your Comeuppance!

[Ninja Pope]

Told you fucks you were gonna get your Comeuppance!

I hope something legitimately bad isn't happening to GMF, because the Admins cried wolf a few months ago, and now I (and probably more than a few other members) am VERY hesitant to believe anything they say about the well-being of the board. I'm not saying this is definitely a prank, but we've been put in a position to suspect that it is.

[Claydon]

i thought this was just server issues...

meh... whatever

just as long as the porn lives on!

[Datači]

all dead. all dead.

[Datači]

I'm naked, btw.

[Claydon]

the horror.....

..... the horror

[Ninja Pope]

Well, from what Goat's saying, it sounds like a possible Haq Attaq. My gut tells me this is another prank, but I could be wrong.

[DjAg]

naked for the dead thing or just in general?

[Datači]

the horror.....

..... the horror

It's quite nice, actually.

[Datači]

naked for the dead thing or just in general?

in general. my foreskin looks good today.

[STDSkillz]

You guys caught me. It was I who fucked up GMF.

[Datači]

I'd rather catch the swine flu.

[Mustard]

I don't give a fuck about any of this.

[Datači]

i love you.

[Mustard]

I'm gonna find you and eat you.

[Le Goat]

WOLF!

[UNC]

<3

[Genius]

Well shit. I thought we were getting raided. Again. So I wiped a bunch in the FSF. Not good.

[Face]

once again genius lives up to his name

[Genius]

Hows waz iz spoze to nose?

[fuldstændigamok]

once again genius lives up to his name

Tee hee

[UNC]

I drank a pint...but now I have stopped to eat.

I'm a wimp these days.

[Face]

Hows waz iz spoze to nose?
the fsf isn't open to the public, numbnuts, the whole ship could sink and that vault would remain sealed

...

probably

[Genius]

That's what I told myself last time.

[Face]

well nice work, panicky pete!

[STDSkillz]

Grumpy Gus!

[DjAg]

Yea, I'm going to chug a few beers, smoke a bowl, and just give in to the awesome.

[STDSkillz]

There were a bunch of people smoking pot behind me yesterday at this concert thingy I went to. It smelled like college.

[DjAg]

There were a bunch of people smoking pot behind me yesterday at this concert thingy I went to. It smelled like college.

What about college-not-allowed-to-attend-anymore-based-on-GPA-and-needs-to-find-a-fucking-job-to-pay-rent?

Even though before that semester I had a 3.737 overall after almost 3 years...

[STDSkillz]

What about college-not-allowed-to-attend-anymore-based-on-GPA-and-needs-to-find-a-fucking-job-to-pay-rent?

Even though before that semester I had a 3.737 overall after almost 3 years...
Guess you had a pretty bad semester then, huh?

[DjAg]

Guess you had a pretty bad semester then, huh?

... 0.33

[Ninja Pope]

... 0.33

Fuck, man, did you just skip EVERYTHING? You should be able to do better than that just by taking your finals and not doing a damn thing the rest of the semester.

[STDSkillz]

Well, hey, at least you got one D!

[DjAg]

Well, hey, at least you got one D!

D+*

[STDSkillz]

Awesome.

[DjAg]

Dude I had many responsibilities in showing people how to play beer pong and asshole. It's not entirely my fault.

[Ninja Pope]

Dude I had many responsibilities in showing people how to play beer pong and asshole. It's not entirely my fault.

I mostly stuck to my academic work. But you probably are getting more out of college than I did.

[STDSkillz]

I'm going to a strip club this Thursday for a beer pong tournament. I fully expect to be ass raped. I could hold my own in college fine, but the people that show up to these events are ridiculous.

[DjAg]

I mostly stuck to my academic work. But you probably are getting more out of college than I did.

You want an update?

-Set the record for absences/tardinesses for my HS for a graduate to graduate on time.
-Set the record for the lowest GPA in my HS's history to graduate with honors (means I did well on a lot of my regulated tests AKA regents exams)
-Admitted to Phi Theta Kappa (2yr honors thingy-I'm-drunk)
-suspended from a COMMUNITY COLLEGE for being written up too many times for alcohol (though I had a helping hand in have the res hall director fired)
-0.33 at SUNY Oswego, a party school, and now have to fucking deal.

I love life.

[Mustard]

Is it bad that I have wondered more than a few times whether or not Marcus is a rapist?

[Face]

Is it bad that I have wondered more than a few times whether or not Marcus is a rapist?
if you have to wonder, you haven't been paying attention

[Face]

in other news, it feels a lot later than it is

[Gary_Busey]

Did you lose your job face?

[ElemenoP]

My tummy hurts.

[STDSkillz]

Maybe you're preggers.

[ElemenoP]

Nope. Cant be pregnant.

[STDSkillz]

Abstinence is the only way to be totally sure!!

[Le Goat]

new phone is up and runnin


who wants to fuck me?

[Face]

Did you lose your job face?
meeting isn't til thursday, fool!

[Ninja Pope]

who wants to fuck me?


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Technology/images/brian-peppers.jpg

[ElemenoP]

The last time I lost my job, I got a big fat severance and travelled like a fool.

[Le Goat]

fucking lol at seeing ninjapope's deleted post

[Ninja Pope]

fucking lol at seeing ninjapope's deleted post

The image worked fine in the preview, but the actual post just contained the code. WTF?

[STDSkillz]

fucking lol at seeing ninjapope's deleted post
x2

[DjAg]

The image worked fine in the preview, but the actual post just contained the code. WTF?

Too long, it included a CRLF

[WET HOT MESS]

x3 and i could undelete too!

[Ninja Pope]

Too long, it included a CRLF

Ah. I could've linked one from ebaumsworld, but I figured that would lead to total rape.

[DjAg]

Ah. I could've linked one from ebaumsworld, but I figured that would lead to total rape.

http://anonym.to/?http://anonym.to/

Yea, I anon'd your venture to anonym.to

I'm cool.

EDIT:: I now realize how useless this post was. Move along folks, titties to see elsewhere.

[STDSkillz]

omg ebaumsworld is liek the funnyest site ever lol

[Ninja Pope]

x3 and i could undelete too!

Please do. I found a shorter URL for the image.

[WET HOT MESS]

done!

[STDSkillz]

GREAT, now my post (and Goat's) don't make any sense.

[Ninja Pope]

GREAT, now my post (and Goat's) don't make any sense.

Just like I planned! MWAHAHAHA!

[vasili denisov]

The last time I lost my job, I got a big fat severance and travelled like a fool.
The last time I lost my job, it involved a polish count and a blowtorch. It was followed by a lot of involuntary travel through a european country that no longer exists. The memory that stays with me is of a worn out woman and her daughter travelling towards me on an old highway, taking minutes to reach me. They kept saying something I couldn't understand. When they finally got close, I realized they were saying, "Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN."

[STDSkillz]

Vasili gives me goosebumps. In a good way.

Sometimes.

[Mustard]

The last time I lost my job, it involved a polish count and a blowtorch. It was followed by a lot of involuntary travel through a european country that no longer exists. The memory that stays with me is of a worn out woman and her daughter travelling towards me on an old highway, taking minutes to reach me. They kept saying something I couldn't understand. When they finally got close, I realized they were saying, "Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN."
Do you have any clue how horny that story just made me?

[White.Rabbit]

my eyes feel like theyre gunna bleed