View Full Version : Can you take a piss when you have a hard-on?
WET HOT MESS
07-15-2009, 11:47 AM
but that's not supposed to be possible.
but that's not supposed to be possible.Then I guess I'm a freak.
But it really helps when you gotta take a leak with morning wood. Unfortunately, I have to step back a few feet from the toilet if I want to have decent aim.
Then I guess I'm a freak.
But it really helps when you gotta take a leak with morning wood. Unfortunately, I have to step back a few feet from the toilet if I want to have decent aim.
Either that or do the wall lean.
fuldstændigamok
07-15-2009, 11:57 AM
but that's not supposed to be possible.
Of course it's possible. Not in the toilet, though, go to the window and say G'morning people.
Either that or do the wall lean.The other option is the shower stall...just make sure to rinse it down well enough.
Hoser
07-15-2009, 12:08 PM
The other option is the shower stall...just make sure to rinse it down well enough.
It helps avoid Athletes foot.
redsox39
07-15-2009, 12:13 PM
The other option is the shower stall...just make sure to rinse it down well enough.
FTW...turn on the shower, try to avoid getting it on the ceiling.
WET HOT MESS
07-15-2009, 01:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQlm2ftBabo
Das Kahlua
07-15-2009, 01:19 PM
The other option is the shower stall...just make sure to rinse it down well enough.
I prefer to not 'R-Kelly' myself.
I just lean my whole body over the toilet, so what was one pointing up is now pointing down.
IdiotBrain
07-15-2009, 02:15 PM
I gotta do fucking gymnastics to be able to do it, but yeah.
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/4-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-the-plank.jpg
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/5-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-leg-up.jpg
http://www.sexhax.com/images/3.gif
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/7-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-downward-dog.jpg
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/imagessuperman-small.jpg
Tar Heel
07-15-2009, 02:49 PM
Then I guess I'm a freak.
But it really helps when you gotta take a leak with morning wood. Unfortunately, I have to step back a few feet from the toilet if I want to have decent aim.
The lean or stepping back only leads to piss all over the seat and floor. I just piss in the shower when i have wood. Having a removable shower head makes the cleanup so much easier.
When I do, it's a pain in the ass. I usually just piss in the shower
Thing is, if we're talking morning wood, yea, shower... Since I'm taking one anyways. If you have a random boner or someone's being a tease or something, I see peeing in the shower to be excessive and a bit weird.
Then again, I have been known to pee in the sink when drunk...
IdiotBrain
07-15-2009, 08:18 PM
My old boss pissed on a light socket when he was drunk one time. He thought he was in the bathroom apparently.
His wife got pissed at us the next day because he was hungover and sleeping and she had to clean up the piss.
Le Goat
07-15-2009, 08:20 PM
Remember the scene in 40yo Virgin?
Yeah, that's me.
Thing is, if we're talking morning wood, yea, shower... Since I'm taking one anyways. If you have a random boner or someone's being a tease or something, I see peeing in the shower to be excessive and a bit weird.
Then again, I have been known to pee in the sink when drunk...
I mean when I'm using the shower. I'm not randomly pissing in a shower. Well, at least not my own shower.
Claydon
07-15-2009, 11:39 PM
with some great difficulty... yes
Skybase
07-16-2009, 12:41 AM
Yes, but I have to really press down and almost buckle myself over to do it. I'm an up, not an out.
jimmyb
07-16-2009, 02:29 AM
Yes. But I could put out the average kitchen fire.
Anfield Red
07-16-2009, 02:44 AM
Tis possible, though the likelyhood of over-shooting the target area is greatly enhanced...
Hobnail_Boot
07-16-2009, 06:15 AM
The lean or stepping back only leads to piss all over the seat and floor. I just piss in the shower when i have wood. Having a removable shower head makes the cleanup so much easier.
QFT.
Satan
07-16-2009, 05:36 PM
Yes, but given the direction it aims, its just a plain bad idea to try it.
I can. What I find really weird is sometimes right after I whack it I'll take a MASSIVE piss even if I hadn't felt the need before hand.
mongo
07-16-2009, 06:09 PM
i just jerk off in the morning before my morning piss. problem solved.
STDSkillz
07-16-2009, 06:31 PM
There needs to be a "Sometimes" option.
There needs to be a "Sometimes" option.Prostate problems?
STDSkillz
07-17-2009, 03:15 PM
Not that I know about. Just sometimes my boner gets in the way too much to effectively piss in the toilet is all.
craziej
10-08-2009, 10:12 PM
yes I can but it goes everywhere lol
Thanks for the drawings... gotta try some of these.... :D;)
I gotta do fucking gymnastics to be able to do it, but yeah.
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/4-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-the-plank.jpg
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/5-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-leg-up.jpg
http://www.sexhax.com/images/3.gif
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/7-how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-downward-dog.jpg
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/imagessuperman-small.jpg
Rusty S
12-05-2009, 01:45 PM
hell yeah! i just piss in my bitch's mouth!
dont look at me like that...
Smashing
12-07-2009, 11:45 AM
Yes but it has a strange spiraling pattern that gets everywhere.
kulashaker
12-07-2009, 05:13 PM
nope
dot mpeg
01-05-2010, 11:30 PM
I need to lean against the wall behind the toilet but I get it done.
webster10
02-26-2010, 05:05 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/peeing-with-a-stiffy-demotivational-poster-1223421419.jpg