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redsox39
07-20-2009, 03:08 PM
http://www.petitiononline.com/nukemars/petition.html

To: NASA
We are petitioning the United States government to nuke Mars. We believe that it would be totally awesome and not anymore expensive that what we spent on that lame ass Mars Probe. Seriously, who the hell wants to see pictures of rust colored dirt on a different planet? Not me.

Nuking Mars will be one of mankind's greatest triumphs. We have nuked our planet long enough, there isn't any thing left we could nuke on Earth. We've nuked oceans, deserts, the sky, and even cities. The time has come to expand our efforts to other planets and teach whatever life is out there not to **** with the United States of America.

If we don't nuke Mars first, who will? The Russians? **** that. In conclusion, lets put our mark on the universe.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?nukemars)
WET HOT MESS
07-20-2009, 03:24 PM
the martians will destroy us if we do. and if we don't.
FlipHKD
07-20-2009, 03:24 PM
HOLY FUCK
Face
07-20-2009, 03:33 PM
fuck mars, lets nuke the sun!
Will-Kill
07-20-2009, 04:11 PM
We should throw massive Asteroids...I mean watching a Asteroid strike would be so much cooler....so we need to figure out to catch massive rocks in space and move them where we want....lets get to it!
Face
07-20-2009, 04:20 PM
We should throw massive Asteroids...I mean watching a Asteroid strike would be so much cooler....so we need to figure out to catch massive rocks in space and move them where we want....lets get to it!
mars has 2 giant rocks that float conveniently around it, lets just fly to them and attach a couple of big fucking rocket motors to 'em
Stax
07-20-2009, 04:30 PM
mars has 2 giant rocks that float conveniently around it, lets just fly to them and attach a couple of big fucking rocket motors to 'em

We'll have to send a rag-tag group of offshore oil platform workers led by Bruce Willis to set it all up though.
redsox39
07-20-2009, 04:39 PM
(Harry is discussing the terms of his men’s ‘contract’)
Harry Stamper: Bear would like to stay at the... "White horse"?
(looks up at Bear)
Bear: White, House. White House.
Harry Stamper: White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Truman: Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.
Rockhound: (shouting from balcony) Harry!
Harry Stamper: (motions back at Rockhound) Yeah one more thing, um... none of them want to pay taxes again. Ever.
jimmyb
07-20-2009, 04:44 PM
That could be fun. I guess.
Daydreamer
08-10-2009, 09:57 AM
Can Redsox ride the warhead to it's destination?
Fuh Q
08-10-2009, 05:17 PM
Why not? Gotta nuke something.
RedTestament
08-16-2009, 05:28 PM
We have to get them before they get us.
sks447
10-11-2009, 12:40 PM
"Get your ass to Mars!"
GWele
12-02-2009, 08:04 PM
And piss the martians off? Hopefully they will keep flying by us thinking "what a bunch of morons, screwing up their planet". We start pointing nukes at 'em and they'll be here in their ships before the week is out. Um No let's not nuke them. :-D