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Bassmonster
10-01-2009, 05:45 AM
What do you know how to get for free? -- What are ways you get stuff for free? How? Sweet talking, scams, what works, when? You know we are living in a depression right no share some secrets...

Captain Insano
10-01-2009, 04:42 PM
Your mom

Daydreamer
10-02-2009, 10:05 AM
you would never stop paying for his mom if you got her. there are some things you can't scrub off your dick.

Smashing
10-02-2009, 10:28 AM
http://www.cutsomething.com/

Sign up for a free sawzall blade....

craziej
10-09-2009, 08:12 PM
I can get blow jobs from like 3 girls for free.

DDAA
01-13-2010, 01:14 PM
Your English is weird.

Mister Mobius
01-13-2010, 02:54 PM
Our ways are trademarked. Give away what we secretly sneak, and you blow the whole operation.

LethalStrike
01-13-2010, 05:52 PM
sex of course

aldredheron
02-19-2010, 09:31 PM
It seems to me that you’ve forgot the most essential things to do when you have time on your hands:
- Look out of the window
- Watch the bird sitting on that branch over there
- Wonder why you, the intelligent mammal, is not enjoying the sunshine while a stupid little bird gets to life a free life outside
- Feel just a little sorry for yourself
- Open the window wide open
- Feel the breeze you’ve never even noticed could feel so good before
- Jump out and join another life
Why so efficient, career minded and dull?

Tender Touch
02-20-2010, 07:04 AM
:o


Did you just tell him to jump? Yikes.

merlin13
02-20-2010, 07:14 PM
One Wednesday a month we do an AARP luncheon. I can get free lunch for setting up and breaking down the tables.

paranosis
02-23-2010, 04:33 PM
blow jobs

scottydoesntkno
02-23-2010, 11:47 PM
alcohol. lots of it. my brother owns a liquor store.

Molotov
03-11-2010, 06:43 PM
Fast food, but that's easy. TVs, laptops, jewelry, ipods.. you know anything can be free.