View Full Version : MS PAINT WARZ: Willy Wallace Returns
WET HOT MESS
08-15-2008, 02:49 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/ou4g0k.jpg
VoxAngelikus
08-15-2008, 09:03 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/25ox5kj.jpg
White.Rabbit
08-15-2008, 09:07 AM
ew, this is awful
someone do me next
Saying "do me next" should be the GMF Attention Whore Club Of America's motto.
White.Rabbit
08-15-2008, 09:09 AM
I didn't mean it like that, gosh
Summer
08-15-2008, 12:04 PM
need moar paint
jemeske
02-19-2009, 10:46 PM
Game on.
http://i44.tinypic.com/9zx0fs.jpg
Also, its "warz" not "wars."
Gary_Busey
02-19-2009, 10:49 PM
The Canadian flag really makes that piece.
Jericho
02-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Jemeske is the fucking Paint Christ!
jemeske
02-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Anita Horse > Centaur Face
so I'm a centaur now?
At least you got my tat on the right side
Jericho
02-19-2009, 11:38 PM
so I'm a centaur now?
At least you got my tat on the right side
But you're getting fucked by a horse
jemeske
02-19-2009, 11:38 PM
You've always been a centaur in my heart.
BIG PIZZLE
02-19-2009, 11:38 PM
I laugh because you call that a tat.
jemeske
02-19-2009, 11:39 PM
But you're getting fucked by a horse
Well, it is the Anita Horse. She takes no prisoners.
Well, it is the Anita Horse. She takes no prisoners.
what happened to her sunglasses?
jemeske
02-19-2009, 11:42 PM
She has different looks.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that
jemeske
02-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Original:
http://i39.tinypic.com/201216x.jpg
Others
http://i41.tinypic.com/2qwo1mx.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/24mxctw.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/5n1zif.jpg
Le Goat
02-19-2009, 11:50 PM
the lack of MSPaint cock disturbs me
jemeske
02-19-2009, 11:51 PM
She-cock?
http://i43.tinypic.com/11b87rn.jpg
Jericho
02-19-2009, 11:51 PM
Jemeske, you have been missed
Le Goat
02-19-2009, 11:56 PM
She-cock?
http://i43.tinypic.com/11b87rn.jpg
needs hair on top and a landing strip down low
Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-19-2009, 11:56 PM
You've always been a centaur in my heart.
While normally any and all Robert Patrick avatars are reserved for me, I'll allow it.
jemeske
02-20-2009, 12:05 AM
needs hair on top and a landing strip down low
The She-Cock rocks the power bush.
http://i41.tinypic.com/16c89qw.jpg
Le Goat
02-20-2009, 12:08 AM
The She-Cock rocks the power bush.
http://i41.tinypic.com/16c89qw.jpg
I came
those 'balls' look like huge labia
jemeske
02-20-2009, 12:09 AM
I'll unveil the He-Vag tomorrow.
Le Goat
02-20-2009, 12:12 AM
NOW MOTHA FUCKA
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:09 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/ankf43.jpg
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:10 AM
i even made my own rooneyizm!
mongo
02-20-2009, 02:20 AM
my ps skillz are minimal, and my paint skillz are <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<my ps skillz. whatever.
http://i42.tinypic.com/2nkudjr.jpg
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:23 AM
i cum'd.
rediphone
02-20-2009, 02:25 AM
so funny picture!
http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:26 AM
so loser poster!
You just crossed the line
Le Goat
02-20-2009, 02:26 AM
oh lord
mongo
02-20-2009, 02:27 AM
lolzerz!
fucking faggot stoled my thunder!
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:28 AM
psh, i thundered more skilldeder!
mongo
02-20-2009, 02:29 AM
i done did my picture in like 2 minutes. now suck on that!
hatepoppy
02-20-2009, 02:30 AM
word, i spent like 2 hrs on and off foxin w that shits
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 10:52 PM
http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/2906/4647dd29056298.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4647dd29056298)
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 10:56 PM
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WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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Le Goat
03-08-2009, 11:02 PM
ok... ok... stop... YOU SUCK...
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:05 PM
http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2906/0ff97e29056971.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0ff97e29056971)
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:06 PM
I stop when I wanna stop!
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:12 PM
http://thumbnails15.imagebam.com/2906/9d54fc29057222.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/9d54fc29057222)
Le Goat
03-08-2009, 11:14 PM
needs more color
Le Goat
03-08-2009, 11:14 PM
and pubes
NOTKyle
03-08-2009, 11:15 PM
If I had a mouse it'd totally be on right now.
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:18 PM
http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2906/3600c329057422.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/3600c329057422)
Le Goat
03-08-2009, 11:22 PM
i'm not playing yoru twisted game of flirtation
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:24 PM
http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/2906/970daf29057700.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/970daf29057700)
WET HOT MESS
03-08-2009, 11:24 PM
I'd make you make love to my fist to your anus.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 12:12 AM
Uh oh.
http://i43.tinypic.com/jrr3p3.gif
WET HOT MESS
03-09-2009, 12:14 AM
Who u callin laym?
jemeske
03-09-2009, 12:15 AM
Bonus points for identifying the player in the poster.
Pax Britannia
03-09-2009, 11:11 AM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/GMFROMANCE.jpg
Le Goat
03-09-2009, 11:31 AM
the fuck is my dick at? and anita's clitdick?!?!
Pax Britannia
03-09-2009, 11:32 AM
You both still have clothes on in that scene. Although the next one is a sex scene, where Anita keeps her rice hat on.
Le Goat
03-09-2009, 11:36 AM
I hope she sits on it... or does a plate job (look it up)
Datači
03-09-2009, 11:37 AM
Can you guess who this is?
http://i39.tinypic.com/28vub9u.jpg
Le Goat
03-09-2009, 11:39 AM
ruff
Datači
03-09-2009, 11:40 AM
There's no styled facial hair or the cool earring.
Le Goat
03-09-2009, 11:42 AM
rich
Datači
03-09-2009, 11:44 AM
It's Mikey.
Pax Britannia
03-09-2009, 11:44 AM
It's Mikey.
You suck.
6655321
03-09-2009, 12:32 PM
datachi!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/Untitled-3.jpg
Le Goat
03-09-2009, 12:33 PM
seemless
Datači
03-09-2009, 01:15 PM
Where are my socks?
6655321
03-09-2009, 01:15 PM
you're poor, you don't own socks.
Datači
03-09-2009, 01:16 PM
I steal for heroin.
6655321
03-09-2009, 01:18 PM
I steal for heroin.
from the local bus stop patrons.
Trident
03-09-2009, 01:35 PM
I was bored at work: my first effort on MS Paint.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x278/fforfreddie/office.jpg
6655321
03-09-2009, 01:36 PM
nice calendar and view.
Trident
03-09-2009, 01:41 PM
No, that's not a photo of my office - it's really my drawing.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 03:24 PM
Bonus points for identifying the player in the poster.
Is that Dan Majerle?
VoxAngelikus
03-09-2009, 03:56 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2s81a3q.jpg
6655321
03-09-2009, 03:57 PM
you probably gave them too much credit in the phallus department.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 03:59 PM
Arch looks happy to be there
Jericho
03-09-2009, 04:07 PM
I would pwn a crossed arms pissing bee!
Summer
03-09-2009, 04:17 PM
love the bulge and goat feet on arch.
Datači
03-09-2009, 04:21 PM
Marc M is funny.
Archangel
03-09-2009, 04:29 PM
you probably gave them too much credit in the phallus department.
Plus, OSU doesn't look fat and ugly.
Archetype
03-09-2009, 04:30 PM
MS paint is fun, but I lacks creativity :(
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/MarcusDent.jpg
Pax Britannia
03-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Not as subtle as my work. But a good likeness.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 04:53 PM
Is that Dan Majerle?
No cigar.
Clue: I bought the poster in 1996ish.
Archangel
03-09-2009, 04:54 PM
Rex Chapman?
VoxAngelikus
03-09-2009, 04:56 PM
kj?
Archangel
03-09-2009, 04:57 PM
Now that I think about it, I don't know that that's a Suns home uni. It lacks the triangle on the left leg.
Archangel
03-09-2009, 04:58 PM
Penny would be light skinned enough, but his career was on the down slope in '96...
jemeske
03-09-2009, 04:58 PM
Arch is onto something...
Archangel
03-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Arch is onto something...
With the Rex part, the Penny part, or the not a Sun part?
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:00 PM
Hang on.
White (or at least very light skinned) guy, dunking poster, ca '96...
Brent Barry?
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:01 PM
Never played in the Southwest.
Not Brent Barry.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:03 PM
John Stockton
Trident
03-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Albert White
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:05 PM
no and no
3 time all star
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:06 PM
John Stockton
Pants are way too long, and I don't think Stockton ever dunked in his life.
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Jason Kidd?
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:09 PM
it could be a sweet layup poster
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:10 PM
Are we sure said player is dunking?
I believe this was the first or second year these uniforms were around.
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Grant Hill? Steve Francis?
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:12 PM
Nope and nope.
Foreign born.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Detlef Schrempf
Archetype
03-09-2009, 05:13 PM
It's Yao Ming, gaiz.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:13 PM
win!
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Arvydis Sabonis? I give up
Trident
03-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Babe Ruth? William Perry?
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Detlef Schrempf
What he said.
But I don't see any green on that uniform... or am I colourblind?
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:15 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2lvoe81.jpg
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Who buys a Detlef Schrempf poster
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Hell, I actually own the matching warm-up to that uni... For some reason, I thought that was a blue trim.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Who buys a Detlef Schrempf poster
Who doesn't?! Look at that lay in!
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:17 PM
Who buys a Detlef Schrempf poster
Millions of German basketball fans around my age.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:17 PM
I knew it was a sweet layup poster!
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:18 PM
As a Jazz fan, I fucking hated Detlef
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:18 PM
If you have the opportunity to buy a Detlef Schrempf poster, you take it.
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:21 PM
As a Jazz fan, I fucking hated Detlef
As a Jazz fan, you are liable to be gay.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:21 PM
that would probably be worth, like, 4 dollars today
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:22 PM
As a Jazz fan, I fucking hated Detlef
more like a Jizz fan
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:22 PM
As a Jazz fan, you are liable to be gay.
If you can't appreciate Stockton and Malone, you shouldn't be watching basketball
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:23 PM
$19?! http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/detail_CN6061__210__schrempf97cos_htm.html
Another sweet lay in! http://www.posterworld.org/Sports/3030.htm
Trident
03-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Sports forum is this (http://www.meatspin.com) way.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:25 PM
showing off his 9 inch vertical
I have a 7 and 3/4 inch vertical.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:26 PM
He's skying over Mason and Starks!
Trident
03-09-2009, 05:27 PM
I have a 5 and 1/4 inch floppy.
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Another sweet lay in! http://www.posterworld.org/Sports/3030.htm
That looks more like a jump hook to me.
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:28 PM
I used to have a sweet tits Sergei Federov poster, but that site doesn't have it :(
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:29 PM
http://www.posterworld.org/Sports/3024.jpg
now that is a sweet layup poster
Archangel
03-09-2009, 05:30 PM
showing off his 9 inch vertical
Boo.
http://i43.tinypic.com/iycw86.jpg
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 05:32 PM
that's a camera trick...he's actually two feet below the rim and catching a rebound
Jericho
03-09-2009, 05:38 PM
http://www.posterworld.org/Sports/3024.jpg
now that is a sweet layup poster
That looks like Stockton getting pwned. Lame,Carl!
jemeske
03-09-2009, 05:50 PM
Detlef and Jericho at the Y last weekend. Detlef's genitals cannot be contained!
http://i40.tinypic.com/f3gg1w.jpg
Trident
03-09-2009, 05:59 PM
I like the high-heel shoes on Jerri-bear.
bones12
03-09-2009, 06:01 PM
If you have the opportunity to buy a Detlef Schrempf poster, you take it.
If you have the opportunity to buy the soundtrack to Rad, you take it.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 06:03 PM
I like the high-heel shoes on Jerri-bear.
Jerry always rocks the pumps. Always.
If you have the opportunity to buy the soundtrack to Rad, you take it.
Lori Loughlin!
STDSkillz
03-09-2009, 06:08 PM
I like where this thread is going.
Jericho
03-09-2009, 06:38 PM
Why is Detlef pooping on me??
Archangel
03-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Why is Detlef pooping on me??
As a Jazz fan, I fucking hated Detlef
Jericho
03-09-2009, 06:42 PM
And I would not play 1 on 1 with a bottomless german
jemeske
03-09-2009, 06:43 PM
Detlef never forgets.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 06:50 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/rhsnia.jpg
Archetype
03-09-2009, 07:00 PM
Detlef and Jericho at the Y last weekend. Detlef's genitals cannot be contained!
http://i40.tinypic.com/f3gg1w.jpg
The perspective confuses me, is he pooping sideways?
bones12
03-09-2009, 07:00 PM
And I would not play 1 on 1 with a bottomless german
http://i41.tinypic.com/b4b3up.jpg
To each his own, man, to each his own.
CrazyCarl
03-09-2009, 07:01 PM
The perspective confuses me, is he pooping sideways?
no, he left Jericho in his wake and Jericho is behind and beneath him
Archangel
03-09-2009, 07:01 PM
She appears to be still having her bottoms on.
bones12
03-09-2009, 07:02 PM
That's good and well, but I wouldn't kick her off the basketball court should she choose to remove said bottoms.
HollywoodHogan
03-09-2009, 07:02 PM
Detlef and Jericho at the Y last weekend. Detlef's genitals cannot be contained!
http://i40.tinypic.com/f3gg1w.jpg
Why is he laying on the floor in the first place? You need to tell the backstory for these things. I'd like to appreciate the art, but it just begs these sorts of questions.
Archetype
03-09-2009, 07:06 PM
no, he left Jericho in his wake and Jericho is behind and beneath him
So, they're in a low gravity field? Cuz he's either the same size as the hoop, or the hoop is at an angle.
jemeske
03-09-2009, 07:06 PM
The perspective confuses me, is he pooping sideways?
Detlef is in the air, not on the ground. Detlef just broke his ankles. Heels were a bad choice.
Archetype
03-09-2009, 07:07 PM
Why is he laying on the floor in the first place? You need to tell the backstory for these things. I'd like to appreciate the art, but it just begs these sorts of questions.
All great art produces these sorts of questions.
HollywoodHogan
03-09-2009, 07:11 PM
Detlef is in the air, not on the ground. Detlef just broke his ankles. Heels were a bad choice.
He should have got these:
To celebrate Diana Taurasi’s amazing achievements in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, Nike has created a one of a kind training shoe inspired by her success. The truly unique shoe features a piece of fabric from Diana’s authentic Olympic uniform stitched onto the tongue of the shoe.
http://www.wnba.com/media/taurasi_shoes1_240_090218.jpg
So Busch League....
Jericho
03-09-2009, 07:23 PM
Wait...Am I wearing a Hogan shirt? You don't know me at all, man
jemeske
03-09-2009, 07:33 PM
Whatever, Hulkamaniac.
Jericho
03-09-2009, 07:41 PM
Whatever, Hulkamaniac.
:mad:
Pax Britannia
03-15-2009, 07:02 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/OffTopic.jpg
Trident
03-15-2009, 07:03 PM
Take you long?
Pax Britannia
03-15-2009, 07:04 PM
I get so lost in my art time loses all meaning.
Jericho
03-15-2009, 07:06 PM
meh
I'm impressed at the effort shown in completely redrawing the crowd of stick figures in every panel, no copy & paste here!
jemeske
03-24-2009, 08:34 PM
I made this picture of Face based off some pic he posted a while ago. I was going to do something with it, but lost my inspiration. I think he looks sweet.
http://i43.tinypic.com/2cpqq7q.jpg
Jericho
03-24-2009, 08:37 PM
That background reminds me of those old Donald duck or Pluto cartoons I'd watch on the Disney channel
jemeske
03-24-2009, 08:39 PM
I just threw that in for presentation purposes. Straight out of google image search.
Also, because Face is the sunshine in our lives.
You need to make that is av.
jemeske
03-24-2009, 08:46 PM
We should make his head spin and zoom in and out ala the old Batman tv show.
Jericho
03-24-2009, 08:52 PM
Bizzle's probably doing that right now
We should make his head spin and zoom in and out ala the old Batman tv show.
If you want, send me the layers or whatever and I'll do it.
jemeske
03-24-2009, 08:58 PM
Face: http://www.myfileupload.net/download.php?file=37d509972d3a2dc257af27cb606a53ff
Background: http://www.evansgraphiccreations.com/images/Starburst-Background.gif
I can't find the original for reference. I'll do this shit tonight.
jemeske
03-24-2009, 09:42 PM
It wasn't quite how I remembered, but the very end of this clip has what I was talking about.
w4uzSaB5DNI
WET HOT MESS
04-28-2009, 07:25 PM
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