The Fashion Thread

[Claibo]

does anyone know of a site that breaks down what colors would look good with your skin tone ?

i always wear black or blue sometimes grey, but i really want to branch out and try new colors. however i don't want to spend hours in a store trying out new colors....


try pink.... but be careful or schuckers will bark up your tree.

[Claydon]

it's not as bad as these but still... dubya tee eff??!


http://i34.tinypic.com/1060v3t.jpg

that logo is way too much, and the flipped up collar is super UBER gay!

[Claydon]

Aren't you too old to buy these clothes?

i would say im on the cusp

[Claydon]

what should i be purchasing wii.... this?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/kcd00170035.jpg

[mongo]

i would say im on the cusp

based on your clothing choices and your wife, i'm saying there is a 89% chance that you are legally blind.

[Claibo]

rock it gramps

[}{arlequin]

that big-buttoned sweater is a bit much, even for me, and i've got fairly outrageous shit in my closet

[Claydon]

that big-buttoned sweater is a bit much, even for me, and i've got fairly outrageous shit in my closet

yah, im not too sure about that one....im contemplating a return on that.

the other stuff is fairly neutral.

[mongo]

the only thing that a&f is good for these days is their shorts. other than that, it's weak shit.

[Claydon]

the only thing that a&f is good for these days is their shorts. other than that, it's weak shit.

and why the FUCK do they blast the fucking music so goddamn loud. i was trying to ask the clerk a question and it was like i was yelling at someone in a club.

[Claibo]

and why the FUCK do they blast the fucking music so goddamn loud. i was trying to ask the clerk a question and it was like i was yelling at someone in a club.

to set the mood for a rip off... that stuff is crap for the price...

[Claydon]

to set the mood for a rip off... that stuff is crap for the price...

all on sale.... 25% off everything in the store.

[mongo]

and why the FUCK do they blast the fucking music so goddamn loud. i was trying to ask the clerk a question and it was like i was yelling at someone in a club.

what the fuck could you possibly need to ask them? are you that fucking retarded? did you have to ask what the thread count of the jeans was?

[WigglingWii]

what should i be purchasing wii.... this?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/kcd00170035.jpg

I personally think anyone over 25 walking into A&F is holding onto their youth a little too long.

[Claydon]

what the fuck could you possibly need to ask them? are you that fucking retarded? did you have to ask what the thread count of the jeans was?

no, i was wondering if they had a 30x34 size jeans in the storage room.

[}{arlequin]

and why the FUCK do they blast the fucking music so goddamn loud. i was trying to ask the clerk a question and it was like i was yelling at someone in a club.
ummm... to keep the old geezers out of the place...??
Aren't you too old to buy these clothes?

[Claydon]

I personally think anyone over 25 walking into A&F is holding onto their youth a little too long.

that may be if i was purchasing their ripped up, faded shit, but i bought a pair of jeans, 2 long sleeve shirts and a sweater thingy.

[Claibo]

all on sale.... 25% off everything in the store.


25% off of 180.00 jeans that show your ass crack is still a rip dude.

[WigglingWii]

that may be if i was purchasing their ripped up, faded shit, but i bought a pair of jeans, 2 long sleeve shirts and a sweater thingy.

It doesn't matter. You can buy that stuff elsewhere. J Crew would be a good place.

[Claydon]

ummm... to keep the old geezers out of the place...??

a distinct possibility.

i had to turn down my hearing aides.

[Claydon]

It doesn't matter. You can buy that stuff elsewhere. J Crew would be a good place.

J Crew was not on sale

[Claibo]

that may be if i was purchasing their ripped up, faded shit, but i bought a pair of jeans, 2 long sleeve shirts and a sweater thingy.

sweater thingy? are you sure you weren't in Fredericks?

[The GWD]

I personally think that anybody who walks into A&F is a flaming homosexual. Seriously Claydon? Macys and Ambercrombie and Fitch? What a fabulous shopping trip.

[WigglingWii]

I recently took my bf into Banana Republic and J Crew for his new wardrobe. I mean it's one thing that he dressed really shitty before I came into his life. But aren't you married now, Claydon?

[BIG PIZZLE]

the only thing that a&f is good for these days is their shorts. other than that, it's weak shit.

I like their jeans. Funny story, my buddy was checking out some stuff at that store and he noticed that some of the employees were sneeking looks at him as he was shopping around. He went to try something on and when he walked out of the change room, there were like four of them waiting and they handed him an application all excited. They wanted him to work there. He said he felt like he was being recuited into a cult.

[Claibo]

I personally think that anybody who walks into A&F is a flaming homosexual. Seriously Claydon? Macys and Ambercrombie and Fitch? What a fabulous shopping trip.

Dont forget Forever 21

[}{arlequin]

I recently took my bf into Banana Republic and J Crew for his new wardrobe. I mean it's one thing that he dressed really shitty before I came into his life. But aren't you married now, Claydon?
girls like 'projects'

[BIG PIZZLE]

I buy shit from abercrombie and I'm like 48.

[WigglingWii]

I buy shit from abercrombie and I'm like 48.

You suck, too.

[Claibo]

I buy shit from abercrombie and I'm like 48.

48 in hip huggers... very nice indeed.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You suck, chinky. I am awesome sexy.

[WigglingWii]

You suck, chinky. I am awesome sexy.

I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man in the whole universe. I'd off myself with a pistol.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man in the whole universe. I'd off myself with a pistol.

I wouldnt want you to fuck me. I would just pee on you while you were sleeping.

[WigglingWii]

I wouldnt want you to fuck me. I would just pee on you while you were sleeping.

As long as we don't reproduce, I'm fine.

[mongo]

I like their jeans. Funny story, my buddy was checking out some stuff at that store and he noticed that some of the employees were sneeking looks at him as he was shopping around. He went to try something on and when he walked out of the change room, there were like four of them waiting and they handed him an application all excited. They wanted him to work there. He said he felt like he was being recuited into a cult.

it's how the store works, anyone that asks for an app will never, ever get a job. trust me, i worked there for a summer.

[6655321]

I've been reading all this "geezer" talk and quite frankly, I'm offended.

just go put some more just for men on your pubies, and all will feel well again.

[BIG PIZZLE]

As long as we don't reproduce, I'm fine.

Sweet! Post-Apocalyptic Anal!

[WET HOT MESS]

I saw a guy wearing a really nice suit go inside Hot Topic. And I saw an old Asian guy looking at the dildos at Spencers while a white guy was staring at the Asian guy kinda confused. Fucking hilarious.

[Claydon]

I recently took my bf into Banana Republic and J Crew for his new wardrobe. I mean it's one thing that he dressed really shitty before I came into his life. But aren't you married now, Claydon?

yah, and my wife has the fashion sense of a toad.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Your wife sucks.

[WET HOT MESS]

You can't buy style.

[WigglingWii]

yah, and my wife has the fashion sense of a toad.

awwww...i'm sorry

[WigglingWii]

I saw a guy wearing a really nice suit go inside Hot Topic. And I saw an old Asian guy looking at the dildos at Spencers while a white guy was staring at the Asian guy kinda confused. Fucking hilarious.

They have dildos at Spencer's? Man, I gotta go there sometimes. I'm sure the Asian guy was just admiring those dildos.

[WigglingWii]

It's true. I gave one to a gf as a birthday present when I was in college.

One of my exes gave me a vibrator. I didn't understand why. I hate vibrators.

[WET HOT MESS]

It was in the back of the store and there was a whole rack of them with other accessories. And the Asian guy was between mid 40s or early 50s. My sister and I couldn't stop laughing.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I would never give a chick a vibrator. Now a buttplug, those make great gifts.

[WigglingWii]

I would never give a chick a vibrator. Now a buttplug, those make great gifts.

Tell me more.

[Claydon]

$180 for those jeans? huh, they were $95 in the store.

As for GWD, yah it was a fab shopping day, i got my christmas shopping done, all of it gift wrapped, got some stuff for myself, and came in $200 under budget.

YAH IT WAS FUCKING FAB!

[Claibo]

It's true. I gave one to a gf as a birthday present when I was in college.

Did she dump you for it?

[6655321]

$180 for those jeans? huh, they were $95 in the store.

As for GWD, yah it was a fab shopping day, i got my christmas shopping done, all of it gift wrapped, got some stuff for myself, and came in $200 under budget.

YAH IT WAS FUCKING FAB!

my neg-dar is strong with this one.

[Claibo]

$180 for those jeans? huh, they were $95 in the store.

As for GWD, yah it was a fab shopping day, i got my christmas shopping done, all of it gift wrapped, got some stuff for myself, and came in $200 under budget.

YAH IT WAS FUCKING FAB!

OMG so FAB... by stuff your yourself do you mean a brazil wax and solar tips?

[6655321]

No. I had to try something else to get rid of her.

murder's always a good choice.

j/k, sorta.

[Claibo]

No. I had to try something else to get rid of her.

brass knuckle shocker?

[WigglingWii]

OMG so FAB... by stuff your yourself do you mean a brazil wax and solar tips?

Solar tips huh? How did you know that?

[6655321]

i hate when pajamas have dickholes on em.

[Claydon]

OMG so FAB... by stuff your yourself do you mean a brazil wax and solar tips?

wtf is a solar tip?

[Claibo]

Solar tips huh? How did you know that?

cuz i have been buying bitches nails for a long time... when they break em off on my zipper and i feel so obliged.

[Claibo]

wtf is a solar tip?

nice save.

[WigglingWii]

cus i have been buying bitches nails for a long time they break em off on my zipper and i feel so obliged.

hahaahahhahaah


Anyways, where does one go to buy crotches panties?

[Claibo]

hahaahahhahaah


Anyways, where does one go to buy crotches panties?




fredericks... or the goodwill store

[}{arlequin]

hahaahahhahaah


Anyways, where does one go to buy crotches panties?
agent provocateur if you can swing the cash, otherwise, lots of choices online

[The Dude]

what he said ^

[BIG PIZZLE]

Tell me more.

Hows about I show you?

http://www.thepamperedwoman.com/picts/the_ace.jpg

[ElemenoP]

it's not as bad as these but still... dubya tee eff??!


http://i34.tinypic.com/1060v3t.jpg
If I buy that polo... does it come with the model?

[WET HOT MESS]

Only the Claydon version.

[medlar]

What the hell? A lime green sweater wrapped around the waist? wtf is that all about. Useless and gay looking.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just bought this sweater.
http://i34.tinypic.com/e624nl.jpg

[}{arlequin]

i don't remember la being that cold

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, it was like 55 yesterday. Plus I am stocking up for canada. I got this a couple weeks ago.

http://hiking-outdoor-gear.com/images/shop/photos/TNF/11851_m.jpg

[NOTKyle]

I thought a doctor would have better sense of style.

[}{arlequin]

quilted parkas have become so gangsta over here

[mongo]

quilted parkas have become so gangsta over here

become? haven't they always been?

[}{arlequin]

yes

[}{arlequin]

but they're still gangsta.


i has one, but i keep it zipped into a shell

[}{arlequin]

i don't like the michelin man look

[}{arlequin]

reminds me of chris rock's standup about an anklet on a fat chick just holdin' on for dear life

[Claydon]

Dude, it was like 55 yesterday. Plus I am stocking up for canada. I got this a couple weeks ago.

http://hiking-outdoor-gear.com/images/shop/photos/TNF/11851_m.jpg

its going to get down too freezing or lower in the next week.

[NOTKyle]

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/35411636/c/3/g/men/s/19.html

Black or white?

[BIG PIZZLE]

White.

[vasili denisov]

Black and white.

[NOTKyle]

Black and white.

Shoes don't grow on trees. And neither does shoe currency.

White.

PROPER ANSWER

I like the white cause I already have black canvas adidas foot houses.

[The GWD]

But black goes with anything.

[NOTKyle]

I like the white cause I already have black canvas adidas foot houses.

[BIG PIZZLE]

But black goes with anything.

Plain black shoes are for people like face.

[The GWD]

What about white with black laces?

[NOTKyle]

Totally possible.

[vasili denisov]

Shoes don't grow on trees. And neither does shoe currency.

Nah nah nah, they had, um, a half black and half white, um, a square?, at the bottom, and i pressed it, and it's blue, white tipped, white laces, red striping, you'd have a license to kill in that, and you'd kill them real casually.

[NOTKyle]

Dude those are straight blue. Blue shoes are for ugly people and GEORGIANS

[Alcestis]

Dude those are straight blue. Blue shoes are for ugly people and GEORGIANS

Blue (hell, any color) Vans, the slip-on or authentic(s) are excellent.

[BIG PIZZLE]

So I recently bought a pair of "mid-rise" jeans. I'm wearing them right now and my dick doesnt fit. I have to slide it down a pantleg. The price I pay for looking dead sexy.

[ShitBreak]

So I recently bought a pair of "mid-rise" jeans. I'm wearing them right now and my dick doesnt fit. I have to slide it down a pantleg. The price I pay for looking dead sexy.

I gotta deal with that on a daily basis.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, I'm not talking about loose fat from your gut. I'm talking about my magnificent wang here. I have to reach in my pants and switch from one leg to the other every few hours. This is going to be strange.

[Banon]

pics of you in jeans or gtfo.

[ShitBreak]

Dude, I'm not talking about loose fat from your gut. I'm talking about my magnificent wang here. I have to reach in my pants and switch from one leg to the other every few hours. This is going to be strange.

You're fatter than I am.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Am not.

Here are my jeans. I can actually pee out of the hole at my knee.
http://i43.tinypic.com/210awkg.jpg

[Gary_Busey]

I buy all my clothes from T.J. Maxx.

[BIG PIZZLE]

To complete the look.

http://i40.tinypic.com/20hmv5d.jpg

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/659/019/56/XZ7V4a3GSEzEGXv.jpg

http://hiking-outdoor-gear.com/images/shop/photos/TNF/11851_m.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

Seriously, who wants to bang me?

[Gary_Busey]

Ha, that's a fucking horrible outfit.

[mongo]

Seriously, who wants to bang me?

helen keller.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I look good bitches. Camo thermal, prada shoes. Fin.

[Banon]

I'd bang everything but the shoes and jacket.

[Gary_Busey]

Camo is so white trash.

[Banon]

so is your mom.

[Gary_Busey]

She's black.

[Banon]

pics of your mom or gtfo.

[NOTKyle]

I think 511s are my new favorite Levi.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wAFhwkh%2BL.jpg

[}{arlequin]

hmmm... what kind of shoes are those? ^

[NOTKyle]

I don't know they look like wrestling shoes. That clearly isn't me though, so who gives a care.

[}{arlequin]

i don't have those so they caught my eye... kinda look like driving shoes too

[ElemenoP]

I need to buy new jeans.

[NOTKyle]

Levi's or bust for me.

[mongo]

i got me some true religion jeans a few months ago.

i don't like em.

[}{arlequin]

i got me some true religion jeans a few months ago.

i don't like em.
the stitching looks retarded on those. screams 'look at me, i got true religion on!' from a mile away.

[ElemenoP]

I agree. I was shopping for some jeans and came across some TR jeans... and it was the most hideous thing I've ever seen. It was like they used yarn as stitching.

[Titus_Pullo]

I think El would look smashing in this...

http://i43.tinypic.com/20zw8j5.jpg

[ElemenoP]

I'm actually growing out my hair and thinking of dyping it a lighter shade!!!!!!

[s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt]

new shews.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt/IMG_0257.jpg

[Hoser]

Velcro??? Really????

[}{arlequin]

s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt is a sk8rboi?
either that or avril's bitch

[s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt]

duders. F.P. Mascho's. You have no idea what you are talking about.

[Hoser]

No I do not. But still, Velcro???

[xfancy]

i got new shoes too

http://img.skitch.com/20090118-ffcrujt4pa9hrrq19ge2md4wbp.jpg

[}{arlequin]

I, for one, have never heard of them

[Gary_Busey]

I'm a New Balance fan myself.

[NOTKyle]

i got new shoes too

http://img.skitch.com/20090118-ffcrujt4pa9hrrq19ge2md4wbp.jpg

Fucking stupid. PUMA SPEEDSTERS GRRRRRLKD;ASJFL;SAFK;ALawesometown!

new shews.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt/IMG_0257.jpg

These would be so much cooler with laces. The velcro is the only thing that draws attention, really ruining the rest of the shoe.

[}{arlequin]

question for the evening is, platinum w/ some bling, or presidential gold?


http://i42.tinypic.com/34685cz.jpg

[Le Goat]

platinum. dont support the ******

[xfancy]

Fucking stupid. PUMA SPEEDSTERS GRRRRRLKD;ASJFL;SAFK;ALawesometown!



These would be so much cooler with laces. The velcro is the only thing that draws attention, really ruining the rest of the shoe.

don't hate!

[Le Goat]

NEVER SUPPORT RACCOONS

[Pax Britannia]

question for the evening is, platinum w/ some bling, or presidential gold?

FYI If Obama see's you wearing those he'll bitch slap ya right out of that room. No-one else can wear his colours.

[Le Goat]

should've got one of these to pimp

http://z.about.com/d/coins/1/G/x/C/-/-/Obama_Coin_Official.jpg

[}{arlequin]

should've got one of these to pimp

http://z.about.com/d/coins/1/G/x/C/-/-/Obama_Coin_Official.jpg
they didn't have those when i bought mine :(



plus, that's a little creepy

[Le Goat]

the montell williams ones are supreme

[Le Goat]

https://www.obamacoincollection.com/Default.aspx?MID=527017

[}{arlequin]

for next time i'm gonna get some mini spinnerz

[WigglingWii]

Just bought some new stuff. The silver pair is painful.

http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/2447/efef8a24462748.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/efef8a24462748) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2447/b1ef8924462753.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b1ef8924462753) http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2447/f7d1f624462765.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f7d1f624462765)

[TylerDurden]

Just bought some new stuff. The silver pair is painful.

http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/2447/efef8a24462748.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/efef8a24462748) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2447/b1ef8924462753.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b1ef8924462753) http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2447/f7d1f624462765.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f7d1f624462765)

i'd do some strange shit to you in those clothes. work it out, girl!

[Le Goat]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag hag

[Archangel]

I got silver kicks, too.


http://www7b.biglobe.ne.jp/~lemonlime/SlidePositeIIMtSil.jpg

[Le Goat]

jesus christ

[TylerDurden]

I got silver kicks, too.


http://www7b.biglobe.ne.jp/~lemonlime/SlidePositeIIMtSil.jpg

what. the. fuck.
even your fucking slippers have to be basketball-worthy nikes?!

[Archangel]

jesus christ

They're harmless compared to the green-gold high top version, mate. One of the most hideous shoes ever, and so worth $160.

http://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/air-flightposite-metallic-gold.jpg

[Le Goat]

****** shoes

[TylerDurden]

They're harmless compared to the green-gold high top version, mate. One of the most hideous shoes ever, and so worth $160.


only way those could be worth it is if they sucked my cock and managed my appointments while i was running in them.

[Archangel]

****** shoes

Well, yeah, I suppose Penny Hardaway was, in fact, black. If Nike had ever gotten around to getting Dirk a signature shoe, or if Reebok's Yaos hadn't sucked so hard, I'd have bought them...

[misterfatt]

flightposites are the most comfortable kicks ever made by nike.

to think that kobe could have carried on the line after penny—only to turn it down in favor of adidas audi-designed banana shoes—is a travesty.

[Soup Nazi]

I got silver kicks, too.


http://www7b.biglobe.ne.jp/%7Elemonlime/SlidePositeIIMtSil.jpg

The only real silver shoes you would ever need are these:
http://www.hottkickz.com/images/cdubbz.jpg
http://www.hottkickz.com/images/cdubbz1.jpg
Vintage C-Dubb Webber's.

[Archangel]

flightposites are the most comfortable kicks ever made by nike.

to think that kobe could have carried on the line after penny—only to turn it down in favor of adidas audi-designed banana shoes—is a travesty.

All 'Posites were supremely comfortable (if anyone can find me a pair of Duncan's 1998 Total Foamposite Max's, I'm willing to pay anywhere up to $200 for'em), although personally, my favourite shoe for pure comfort is either the Sphere VC Shox III, or the Jordan XIII.

[misterfatt]

dada:shoes::uwe boll:film

[Archangel]

adidas audi-designed banana shoes

What, these?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2nhoqc5.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

Just bought some new stuff. The silver pair is painful.

http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/2447/efef8a24462748.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/efef8a24462748) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2447/b1ef8924462753.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b1ef8924462753) http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2447/f7d1f624462765.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f7d1f624462765)
Those are all ugly.

[Archangel]

Matter of fact, I haven't worn my VC III's in a long time. Off I go.


http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/f0/16/01d8_1.JPG

[misterfatt]

What, these?
just when i thought i had seen every terrible colorway of that shoe...

[mongo]

for being the guy that brags about knowing style and living in milan, arch has horrible shoe taste. fuck that shit is nasty. (i don't know if one should expect anything else though since they are designed by people who put spinners on their cars and think gold teeth are the epitome of "cool". ghetto4lif3!)

[Archangel]

for being the guy that brags about knowing style and living in milan, arch has horrible shoe taste. fuck that shit is nasty. (i don't know if one should expect anything else though since they are designed by people who put spinners on their cars and think gold teeth are the epitome of "cool". ghetto4lif3!)

That's my "fucking around" gear. Trust me, when I need to dress up, tie knotted, wingtips shined, I know how. I just don't feel the need to do it every day. So I collect basketball shoes, and? Didn't I just say that they were ugly?

Also, I've never seen MJ or Tinker Hatfield with gold fronts or spinners.

[Archangel]

Also, I'd rather wear the nastiest pink silver Nike 'Posite than some gay ass Puma that every Turk runs around in.

[mongo]

plain.simple.sexy.

http://www.cloggs.co.uk/content/ebiz/cloggs/invt/4041/mexico66_wht_blu_laces_M.jpg

[ShitBreak]

Those are some good lookin kicks.

[Archangel]

Chick sneakers.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I washed these last night. I've never really washed a shoe before but I like these and I figured that I would give it a shot because they were too nasty inside to ever wear again. But it worked and now I can keep them.

http://www.shoedeals4u.com/images/shoes/large/9931.jpg

And these are in heavy rotation right now.

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/78/ba/bd/75448029-177x150-0-0_.jpg

Plus I totally copied a gmfer and bought these shoes.

http://www.zappos.com/images/737/7374463/7769-536647-p.jpg

[mongo]

i rock my blue chuck taylors more than any other shoe i own. classic.

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/c9/e/AAAAAqrtHKgAAAAAAMnhCQ.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

I have these in brown too. I may have too many shoes.

http://www.penguinclothing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/51-0125-5.jpg

[}{arlequin]

I may have too many shoes.
never too many


if anyone needs some pimp shoes:

http://www.pleaserusa.com/showcase/funtasma2008.asp?cat=19_MEN&WebFormat=12&PW=150&PH=150&ViewAll=1&ShowPage=1

[NOTKyle]

Plus I totally copied a gmfer and bought these shoes.

http://www.zappos.com/images/737/7374463/7769-536647-p.jpg

And I'm officially cooler than pizzul.

PS - I'm buying these if they're ever sold in Marshalls:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/01/modular-shoes-360.jpg

[}{arlequin]

^^ multiple zippers can't feel too comfortable rubbing against your ankles

[NOTKyle]

Dude. It's a basketball shoe that turns into a pair of sandals. How can it NOT be comfortable?

[}{arlequin]

i'm weary of gimmickry

[NOTKyle]

I'm weary of not being able to fit in on the beach after crotch facing some brown people.

[}{arlequin]

brown people go tanning???

[BIG PIZZLE]

And I'm officially cooler than pizzul.

PS - I'm buying these if they're ever sold in Marshalls:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/01/modular-shoes-360.jpg

So close, and then you trip and FAIL.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just bought this t-shirt.

http://i40.tinypic.com/35ak4s6.jpg

[}{arlequin]

what's it say?

[Pax Britannia]

what's it say?

You want mirron dorrar?
FUCK YOU, HERE BOMB

[BIG PIZZLE]

"I am currently accepting applications for a japanese girlfriend." At least that what it's supposed to say.

[}{arlequin]

You want mirron dorrar?
FUCK YOU, HERE BOMB
ror!!!

[}{arlequin]

"I am currently accepting applications for a japanese girlfriend." At least that what it's supposed to say.
the test would be to see if claydon is able to wear it w/ his girl around.

[BIG PIZZLE]

If Caydon wears it, all the cool that is embodied in that nifty novelty tee will be sucked out and evaporated.

[}{arlequin]

gstar store had a 50% off today. w00t

[Archangel]

"I am currently accepting applications for a japanese girlfriend." At least that what it's supposed to say.

First three kanji symbols are "nihonjin", meaning "Japanese (as in people)", and the fifth is the symbol for "woman" ("onna" in Japanese), so chances are, it's fairly accurate. It's definitely not a tyre advert.

[BIG PIZZLE]

That shirt arrived on friday and I'm pissed because there is a little graphic on the sleeve that says something like "this is another blabla orignal t-shirt" Not cool.

[NOTKyle]

Rip the sleeves off like a real man.

[The Dude]

sharpie time

[BIG PIZZLE]

Yeah, I figured I would break out the sharpie.

[}{arlequin]

sharpie time
first thing i thought of as well

[Shannon!MD!!!]

you boys and your graphic t-shirts. i dont think ive paid for a tshirt in my life

[BIG PIZZLE]

If I was a chick with big tits, I would be tanning by a pool right now while some moron works his ass off to pay my mortgage. As far as I can tell, if you're not there yet, you are running out of time.

[Archangel]

Man's got a point.

[}{arlequin]

Man's got a point.


pizz consistenly throws out lulz, at times they even contain some wisdom

[NOTKyle]

If anyone in this world loves me I will receive this on the next gift-giving holiday.

http://ubuyo.vo.llnwd.net/o18/listing_image_prod/4865841_38823_FRAME.jpg

[Limp]

A faggot in a silly hat?

[NOTKyle]

Yes. Exactly that.

[vasili denisov]

If anyone in this world loves me I will receive this on the next gift-giving holiday.

http://ubuyo.vo.llnwd.net/o18/listing_image_prod/4865841_38823_FRAME.jpg
That's quite the dandy facial ornament to twist in glee. If only I had it the last time I tied a lass to a railroad.

[NOTKyle]

http://ubuyo.vo.llnwd.net/o18/listing_image_prod/4875405_39163_FRAME.jpg

This one's better.

[WET HOT MESS]

I wanna get a black one!

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://ubuyo.vo.llnwd.net/o18/listing_image_prod/4875405_39163_FRAME.jpg

This one's better.

Not helping your cause with regard to our tool discussion.

[NOTKyle]

They don't make camo/nylon ones. Sorry!

And Anita they come in black. It's the Pirate Edition.

[WET HOT MESS]

I WANT!

[mongo]

where are those located? i must have one!

[WET HOT MESS]

NO YOU CANT!

[BIG PIZZLE]

They don't make camo/nylon ones. Sorry!

Do they make dragon ones?

[}{arlequin]

i want one w/ a fu-manchu stache!

[BIG PIZZLE]

More like fool manchu.

[}{arlequin]

Do they make dragon ones?
More like fool manchu.
what kind of mustache you think a dragon has? handlebars??


manchuplease!

[BIG PIZZLE]

Everybody knows that real dragons dont have mustaches.

[mongo]

the only dragon that was ever worth a damn.

http://the-op.com/images/episode/210/000091_sm.jpg

[Face]

the only dragon that was ever worth a damn.

http://the-op.com/images/episode/210/000091_sm.jpg
fale

[Jericho]

Mongo really should stop saying fail when an image doesn't work for me

[mongo]

better?

http://i41.tinypic.com/zvdeea.jpg

not like you're going to get the reference anyhow.

[NOTKyle]

I got it. And you can buy it here (http://www.shopflick.com/stores/beardhead/Beard-Head-Knit-Cap--Lumberjack-Edition).

[Jericho]

I got it. And you can buy it here (http://www.shopflick.com/stores/beardhead/Beard-Head-Knit-Cap--Lumberjack-Edition).
No ginger edition?!!? That's outrageous!

[NOTKyle]

I know right. A red one would sell like hotcakes this weekend. Every girl wants their guy in one of those!

[mongo]

so skinny jeans have been around for like 4 years now, are they just about done? i fucking hope so. worst fashion choice since tucking in sweatshirts.

[Archetype]

so skinny jeans have been around for like 4 years now, are they just about done? i fucking hope so. worst fashion choice since tucking in sweatshirts.
You know what skinny jeans are awesome? Purple ones.

[mongo]

stop being a faggot already.

[mongo]

when kanye was wearing them at the grammy's last night, i knew that they had jumped the shark, now it's just a matter of time before that shit is done.

[NOTKyle]

They were hipster-exclusive about two years ago before the general population caught on. Give it like two or three more years and we'll be back at bell bottoms.

My ex is the biggest hipster EVAR and has been in a dress phase the last couple months, so expect to see alot of semi-short "summer dresses" soon.

[mongo]

i just purchased some bell bottoms a couple weeks ago! win!

[NOTKyle]

How will you ever tuck them into your Uggs!?!?!

[Archetype]

stop being a faggot already.
I see those fuckin things every other day. You know what else is gay? Scarves. And plaid was cool when 1 person in 830, 000 wore it as a joke. Fuck off with the plaid already.

[mongo]

How will you ever tuck them into your Uggs!?!?!

fuck uggs, i only wear heelz.

[NOTKyle]

I see those fuckin things every other day. You know what else is gay? Scarves. And plaid was cool when 1 person in 830, 000 wore it as a joke. Fuck off with the plaid already.

Scarves are cool when they're keeping your neck warm. Seeing them worn with a tshirt makes me sad. And flannel is still awesome as a fabric, Western Plaid (the shirts with SNAPS as fasteners) is shit.

[Archetype]

Scarves are cool when they're keeping your neck warm. Seeing them worn with a tshirt makes me sad. And flannel is still awesome as a fabric, Western Plaid (the shirts with SNAPS as fasteners) is shit.
Are you a lumberjack, per chance?

[mongo]

i'm seeing lots of levi's popping up around the uw. i hate levi jeans.

[NOTKyle]

Levi's are the only jeans I buy. Mainly because I heart JCPenney!

[}{arlequin]

levi's are gonna be around long after all the other brands come and go

[BIG PIZZLE]

True story: levis has vaults of jeans that are really old and worn out from like 100 years ago and they are the bais for a lot of vintage washes.

[Archangel]

G-Star jeans may be among the ugliest items of clothing invented by man. I mean, I wear some ugly-ass sneakers, but at least they're the most comfortable kicks around: Those jeans don't look any more comfortable than any other. And while I have no problem paying lots of money on clothes, why people would drop €150 on a pair of trousers whose only defining characteristic is ugliness is beyond my ken.

[Alcestis]

fuck uggs, blah blah blah.

BAN!!!

[}{arlequin]

i have gstar but i avoid the ugly cuts. they make colors/textures unlike any other brand so for sheer variety i had to get some

[WET HOT MESS]

so skinny jeans have been around for like 4 years now, are they just about done? i fucking hope so. worst fashion choice since tucking in sweatshirts.
I'm not a fan of wearing skinny jeans. I'm cool with big girls wearing skinny jeans, but I hate it when they force themselves in sizes that don't fit. I always get irritated when I see a big and trashy girl with stretched out and torn thong strings peaking. Shit like that makes my stomach turn.

[Claydon]

what is the point of the skinny jeans? i thought it was like an emo fag thing hence mongo would be all over that like osumike suckles peen.

[The Dude]

methinks mongoloid was referring to skinny jeans on dudes

[Claydon]

methinks mongoloid was referring to skinny jeans on dudes

well that is a given..... as mongo gives all of his attention to the dudes.

[WET HOT MESS]

Skinny jeans on dudes bothers me. It's so sad seeing a skinny mofo with little delicate legs wearing skinny jeans. Whenever I see one standing still, I wonder if they have CP.

[Archangel]

Looks like for only the second time in 18 or so years, I will not be getting a new Jordan upon its release. This shoe is seriously meh (http://www.nicekicks.com/2008/11/air-jordan-2009-first-look/).

[WET HOT MESS]

That looks like a retarded killer whale.

[}{arlequin]

restraint is good every now and then

[Archangel]

That looks like a retarded killer whale.

It does look better in black, but I've got black Jordans coming out of my ears. Also, after the 23, I have trouble accepting them as proper, "canon" Js.

[Candycane]

Skinny jeans on dudes bothers me. It's so sad seeing a skinny mofo with little delicate legs wearing skinny jeans. Whenever I see one standing still, I wonder if they have CP.


!! yes!!

In my classes these emo guys wear colored skinny jeans! Like purple and a cornflower blue. It's distracting because when I should be listening to my professor all i think about is a box of 64 Crayola. Like wondering if they will come in a pair of Sepia or Burnt Sienna jeans next!

[WET HOT MESS]

I've seen a couple army print for the last couple weeks. I tried really hard not to laugh. I'm a bad person.

[Archetype]

I've seen a couple army print for the last couple weeks. I tried really hard not to laugh. I'm a bad person.
For not laughing, yup.

[mongo]

i like wearing low rise jeans and showing off my hairy ass crack.

[WigglingWii]

http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/Gigantic/14/_5785674.jpg



http://www.killerdana.com/killerdana/assets/images/alternates/10128640_lg_2.jpg

http://www.killerdana.com/killerdana/assets/images/alternates/10128635_lg_1.jpg

http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/Gigantic/9/_5721129.jpg



Trying to decide between these. Any thoughts?

[The GWD]

Go with the first one.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

2nd dress. First one is nice but you already have that color.

[}{arlequin]

she's got plenty of yellow too.


go w/ green.

[mongo]

they are all waaaayyyyyy too long.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Green/yellow and dont wear any underwear.

[NOTKyle]

How long should it take to break in a pair of boots? I'm wearing my new Docs today and the skin on my ankles is fucking raw. They aren't too small by any means, maybe I just tied them too tight?