The Fashion Thread

[Evil]

We had this one math teacher who was a real fucking pervert, he would always get the hottest chicks to do all the work on the board, and basically just drool at their asses.

The guy had a constant hardon.

I used to think he was an old perv. Now I want his job.

[Evil]

I wish we had digital cameras back then, showing you the pics of these two jailbait girls would be a lot easier.

But yeah, I guess Ibiza would be different, although the hairy armpits would have put me off.

I've yet to encounter a hairy armpit on a chick here.

I don't know where this notion that the Spanish are hairy comes from. We are like the least hairy people in Europe.


The French are hairy fuckers.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Rumor out here is that Spanish people dont bathe.

[Archangel]

Yeah, but the average American also believes that people have no electricity in Europe.

[BIG PIZZLE]

The average european house could fit in my livingroom.

[Pax Britannia]

The average european house could fit in my livingroom.

In a society where a street sweeper can get a one million dollar mortgage why not build mansions everywhere?

[Evil]

I thought it was the Canadians that didnt bathe.

[Archangel]

The average european house could fit in my livingroom.

And the average American library in my shower stall. Your point?

[BIG PIZZLE]

You have no right to mock the digitization of information while on the internet.

[Archangel]

What the fuck's the internet?

[Evil]

Found some adidas I like. Would look nicer in better colours, but the design is good.

zx 500's
http://i39.tinypic.com/eu0s3r.jpg

[Hoser]

I would have worn those in 1985.

[Hoser]

I thought it was the Canadians that didnt bathe.

Our water pipes are frozen for half the year, it isn;t like we have a choice.

[Evil]

Well I pretty much only wear retro sneakers.

Nike nor adidas have made anything new and not ugly in years.

Its like they gave up in 2000

[Hoser]

I can't say I agree. Then again shoes aren't really a big thing for me. I own like 6 pairs, all have their purpose (Bike, Gym, Dress, sandals etc)

[ElemenoP]

I noticed today when I bought workout clothes that I only wear tight capri-length pants. And my butt looks delish.

[hatepoppy]

pixz?

[comicfan]

pixs?

[hatepoppy]

pixs?dont b fuckin creepy

[comicfan]

I can't help my character. I am who I am

[hatepoppy]

well you can change where you am. gtfo, fagmo.

[Candycane]

I don't get the really baggy sweat pants with the really slouchy Ugg boots trend.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Girls in sweats get me hard.

[Candycane]

Ick you wouldn't like the girls in my school. They look like the rolled out of bed shook there head , scratched their ass and rolled into campus.

[}{arlequin]

uggs. the name says it all.



i also suspect you don't wanna be around when those heat ovens come off

[BIG PIZZLE]

Uggs grew on me then they got played out. Now it's all about little balet shoes and those weird roman sandles.

[Evil]

Those stupid little balet things have been in here for like 2 years, I wish they would fucking go out of style!

STRIPPER WEDGE HEELS FTW!

[Archetype]

Ick you wouldn't like the girls in my school. They look like the rolled out of bed shook there head , scratched their ass and rolled into campus.
There's a couple girls here who pull it off.

[mongo]

fucking 70's heels are huge on my campus. i hate htem.

[Candycane]

There's a couple girls here who pull it off.


Do they really pull it off? Because I can see these girls could be cute but they are also secreting ketones and Milwaukee's beast fumes and I believe they are the girls who stank up the bathroom with their bologna vaginas. They also chain smoke.

[mongo]

olive loaf vagina is where it's at.

[Titus_Pullo]

B1851Azw6gU

[Archetype]

Do they really pull it off? Because I can see these girls could be cute but they are also secreting ketones and Milwaukee's beast fumes and I believe they are the girls who stank up the bathroom with their bologna vaginas. They also chain smoke.
Don't ask me how, it's like the Mel Gibson of 18 year old broads.

[Alcestis]

I don't get the really baggy sweat pants with the really slouchy Ugg boots trend.

Baggy sweat pants, not for me...but, I love my Uggs. Now if someone has some "slouchy" looking ones, its time to toss them and get a new pair. What drives me nuts is watching people wearing them in shorts at the beach in the summer.

[6655321]

post yer bewbs!

[Alcestis]

My implants are on ice, can you wait a week...they need to thaw.

[6655321]

pinky swear?

[Alcestis]

Totally!

[6655321]

<3333!

[}{arlequin]

you said pinky

[mongo]

lots of chicks around here are going to boy shorts and bikini underwear. i want thongs and gstrings ONLY!

[Archangel]

That's a lot to ask from 10 year olds.

[Hoser]

lots of chicks around here are going to boy shorts and bikini underwear. i want thongs and gstrings ONLY!

G-Strings are what highschool girls wear to be sexy.... wait never mind this makes total sense.

[Evil]

Bwahahaha pink and purple structures, I couldn't resist. And only €80, they go for like €125 online. On a side note I need to buy a camera, my phone just aint cutting it.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2w4g1uq.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2v3k4n6.jpg

[}{arlequin]

you are to vintage nikes what ricky is to cellphones

[Archangel]

They remind me a bit of the 180s I used to have as a kid.

http://www.sole-provider.com.au/pictures/356/2/338252-2.jpg

[Evil]

ultramarines. I have those also. Really freaking comfy.

The structures are purple though. I believe the original samples were exactly the same colourway as the 180's. They probably changed it cause they only retro'ed the 180's like a year ago.

[BIG PIZZLE]

They remind me a bit of the 180s I used to have as a kid.

http://www.sole-provider.com.au/pictures/356/2/338252-2.jpg

I had those shoes and then I lost one of them. The other one became a doorstop.

[Archangel]

That's an expensive frigging doorstop.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I had them for like a month. I was pissed.

[mongo]

that's the ugliest doorstop i've ever seen.


unless okie suddenly decides to change professions.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It was the 90s. You were sill rocking oshkosh.

[Gary_Busey]

I realized today that I've had my NBs for over 3 years.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I will keep a shoe forever. That's probably why half of my room has shoes on the floor.

[Gary_Busey]

I still wear these regularly though. They're my main pair of sneakers.

[Archangel]

I will keep a shoe forever. That's probably why half of my room has shoes on the floor.

The oldest ones I have are around 16-17 years old...

[Gary_Busey]

2 suits, 2 shirts, 2 ties, shoes and socks for $330. Good deal?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Kinda depends on the suit but yeah. My first three suits were the same deal but 3 of everything for $199. I still have two of them.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

you got 2 suits for $330???? that's cheap, yo!

[Face]

I should buy a suit

[Gary_Busey]

Kinda depends on the suit but yeah. My first three suits were the same deal but 3 of everything for $199. I still have two of them.
The suits are Vanetti suits. The shoes are Bostonians.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I dunno what a Vanetti is but you want a really high thread count for the wool, 100+. And you want it to fit nice. Single breasted, and lime green is the new hot shit.

[}{arlequin]

I will keep a shoe forever. That's probably why half of my room has shoes on the floor.
lolwut?



http://www.yoimg.com/i/255297424-bed015mediummp0.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/255297424-bed015mediummp0.jpg.html)

[Evil]

Bleh couldn't resist. My 6th pair of BW's, the shoe I most used to despise in the world (more to do with the fact that its part of the Brit on Ibiza uniform, and no one wants to get mistaken for British)
http://i43.tinypic.com/2vw615z.jpg

[ElemenoP]

lolwut?



http://www.yoimg.com/i/255297424-bed015mediummp0.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/255297424-bed015mediummp0.jpg.html)
Got odor eaters?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I had a couple pairs of Air Max when I was a kid.

[Evil]

Well I'm 27, and have lots of pairs.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I couldnt wear those with anything but shorts.

[Evil]

They are ok with jeans also (if the leg opening isn't too narrow), I'm not to keen on the way the kids wear the tongues over the jeans though.

Luckily I live in a hot place, you can wear shorts for around 8 - 9 months a year (and we have no dress code at work!)

[Archangel]

Wearing these right now - they may be 13 years old, but I'm still in love.


http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/nike-air-foamposite-one-page.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

I would like to go to work in shorts. I would also like a pool in my back yard. I would also like a back yard.

[Evil]

My boss just doesn't care, he is very laid back.

[WigglingWii]

http://www.aik99.com/uploads/190/IMG_3021.JPG
http://www.aik99.com/uploads/190/IMG_3038.JPG


I'm in love with these shoes, but my budget is small. Are they worth it?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'll trade you those shoes for lots of cookies.

[mongo]

Fucking wanna be nip stripper.

[WigglingWii]

Fucking wanna be nip stripper.


What?

[mongo]

What?

You heard me. I don't chew my lettuce twice!

[WigglingWii]

What the fuck is a nip stripper?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I have a stripper clip.

[mongo]

nOOb lulz!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'm guessing it has something to do with Japanese people being called nips?

And girls who take their clothes off are called strippers.

[mongo]

Mikey r smrt!

[WigglingWii]

Mikey r smrt!

Shut the fuck up!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

But also handsome and caring.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Is Wiggles saying I'm dumb?

[WET HOT MESS]

If I had tits, I would hunt down this dress.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/the-worlds-greatest-dress/beso-090509-3/

[}{arlequin]

hawt

[WigglingWii]

If I had tits, I would hunt down this dress.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/the-worlds-greatest-dress/beso-090509-3/


You're tall and thin. You can totally pull this off. You don't need boobs. I find that women look great in dresses no matter the size of their breasts.

[Archangel]

Neeters? Tall?

[WET HOT MESS]

5'7 is tall for a yeller.

[Archangel]

Nah.

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeh huh. The likes of Yao Ming and those other northerners are only due to genetic anomaly.

[Archangel]

I'm 6' 1/2", and my best friend in Korea is 6'3".

[WET HOT MESS]

You guys are dudes. You're supposed to be taller.


'cept for the Spartans.

[Archangel]

Yeh huh. The likes of Yao Ming and those other northerners are only due to genetic anomaly.
Actually, Yao is the result of targeted breeding.
You guys are dudes. You're supposed to be taller.


'cept for the Spartans.
Yeah, but since we're just as tall as your run-of-the-mill white guys, I refuse to accept 5'7" as tall for a... cyclops.

[WET HOT MESS]

This giant had a recessive dwarf gene, okay?

[medlar]

5'7 is tall for a yeller.

we practically see eye to eye!

[WET HOT MESS]

I can wear heels.

[medlar]

:mad:

[WigglingWii]

I'm 6' 1/2", and my best friend in Korea is 6'3".


So...
Have you seen other Koreans? Average height is probably like 5'4'' or so. You're not even full Asian. Why are you even talking?

[Archangel]

So...
Have you seen other Koreans? Average height is probably like 5'4'' or so. You're not even full Asian. Why are you even talking?
My mate is, though.

Also, every time I'm back in Korea, it looks like the kids keep getting taller, especially the girls.

[WET HOT MESS]

The children are getting there, but not fast enough.

[Archangel]

With "kids", I meant 16 to 20 year olds. I'm not mongo, you know.

[WigglingWii]

My mate is, though.

Also, every time I'm back in Korea, it looks like the kids keep getting taller, especially the girls.

Your friend is an anomaly. Anita is tall for an Asian girl. Most Hollywood actresses are about 5'5'' or 5'6''. She's tall enough to be a movie star. I, on the other hand, am only 5'2''.

[Archangel]

Lulz Napoleon.

[}{arlequin]

agree. 5'7" IS tall. if all you see is german and dutch women, you may be skewed (or spoiled) but for north americans, average woman's height is 5'4"

[WigglingWii]

Anyways, I really like this laser cat shirt for some reason. I'm not big on graphic tees, but this one is awesome!

http://www.threadless.com/product/1354/minizoom.jpg



http://www.threadless.com/product/1354/Mister_Mittens_Big_Adventure

[Archangel]

All right, all right.

[}{arlequin]

All right, all right.
i didn't mean my pseudo gayness to overwhelm you. just know that you have access to some of the tallest women on the planet. on average

[Evil]

5'7 is above average for a chick.

most of our chinese immingrats here are under 6 foot.

and i pretty much clear a good foot over most filipine men. worlds tiniest people?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I dont think I'd bang a woman over 5'7" or 5'8. I want a bitch I can fit in my pocket.

[WET HOT MESS]

Haha, Pizzle is short.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm 5'3. That's huge in Canadian.

[6655321]

goddamn you're a little motherfucker.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Most people cant tell because I usually wear heels.

[6655321]

oh, well that makes sense.

[medlar]

for north americans, average woman's height is 5'4"


See, this is why my stature is no obstacle for me. Everything fits like a puzzle piece and interlocks. Like a well-oiled machine.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Except for the fact that most women dont want a tiny dude.

[medlar]

Im in the same proportions as a 6'2 dude. It doesn't matter how short your legs are.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Ah, the shorty's lament. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[medlar]

I don't lament my shortcomings, I can provide adequate grounds on that.

[mongo]

i'm a die hard yanks fan. however, i went to a m's game last week and some beer broke in my backpack, drenching the hoodie i had brought w/ to put on when it got cold out. i had to break down and buy a mariner something or other to keep me warm. anyway, a week later, i think i chose wisely.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2mhzq0o.jpg

[}{arlequin]

my home town team's colors. (aka: faux sweden nat'l colors)

can't go wrong w/ that


http://www.yoimg.com/i/0591ac9b9520b86f26dc10834b266110-ia.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/0591ac9b9520b86f26dc10834b266110-ia.jpg.html)

[Evil]

http://i39.tinypic.com/6zsirn.jpg

[NOTKyle]

AGH

http://www.zappos.com/images/737/7374463/8521-645664-d.jpg

or

http://www.zappos.com/images/733/7332271/10757-447909-d.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

White stripes.

[NOTKyle]

Good choice. They're vegan.

[Titus_Pullo]

Bobos came back into fad?

[NOTKyle]

wut

[BIG PIZZLE]

You're a bobo!

[The Dude]

i'm wearing linen pants right now and they are the balls

[6655321]

i'm in black pajamas and a black t-shirt. wanna cyborz?

[The Dude]

NlcAN1z8VAA

[}{arlequin]

went to the mall during lunch today and kenneth cole store had a 30% off sale on everything, including things that were already marked down

one short sleeved shirt, one t-shirt, plus linen pants came out to <$120

[WET HOT MESS]

Pictures!

[}{arlequin]

http://www.yoimg.com/i/e1a5db14a37a565a9b6343ce6aac9aea-kc1.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/e1a5db14a37a565a9b6343ce6aac9aea-kc1.jpg.html) http://www.yoimg.com/i/094ea35a11a7629a680d3ad9f1a06fb1-kc2.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/094ea35a11a7629a680d3ad9f1a06fb1-kc2.jpg.html) http://www.yoimg.com/i/d6837e067b425d35f26aa590a881595e-5045f.jpeg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/d6837e067b425d35f26aa590a881595e-5045f.jpeg.html)

pants in charcoal

[WET HOT MESS]

Short sleeve and pants are sexy. I'm not feeling the t.

[}{arlequin]

the shirt has a light textured pattern to it, the pic doesn't do it justice

the snake skeleton t... well, that's just to dumb down dressy pants/jackets

[NOTKyle]

That came out to $120?

I'm going to make a terrible grown up.

[}{arlequin]

i got lucky. normally if i really want something i gotta pay up

[}{arlequin]

you can almost hear ari's voice


http://www.yoimg.com/i/ae54e89c9b647e8029e0afe63c40decf-1793lighthouseredl.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/ae54e89c9b647e8029e0afe63c40decf-1793lighthouseredl.jpg.html)

[medlar]

Old boots.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/thumbs/1bts.jpg_thumb.jpg
New boots!
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/thumbs/boot.jpg_thumb.jpg

and not cheap. $235!! cdn..I should have maybe got them before my holiday but then I'm thinking these could well be used while I'm there.

[BIG PIZZLE]

My current shoes are white nubuck lether. I have no need for foot armor.

[Hodge]

Old boots.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/thumbs/1bts.jpg_thumb.jpg
New boots!
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/thumbs/boot.jpg_thumb.jpg

and not cheap. $235!! cdn..I should have maybe got them before my holiday but then I'm thinking these could well be used while I'm there.
What kind of hikers are those?
I paid $320 for my last pair of hikers (+ $30 for insoles). Totally worth it though. Prolly the most comfortable pair of footwear I own. The own downside is that Gortex isn't so sweet for heat dissipation.

[medlar]

those are sorels/ timberwolves, guaranteed to last as long as you want them. The old ones are nikes and lasted surprisingly a long time.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Yeah they're nice but I dont need shit like that. I coudnt soil my tootsies if I tried.

[medlar]

or put callouses on your baby soft palms from hard work. You'll never experience the joy of that kind of friction in comparison.

They are beautifully crafted boots.

[Hodge]

those are sorels/ timberwolves, guaranteed to last as long as you want them. The old ones are nikes and lasted surprisingly a long time.
Meh on the Sorels. I did have a pair of Timberwolves back in the day that lasted me for fucking ever. They were only about $100, but were day to day hikers rather than the full on fuckers. Great traction on them too.

[}{arlequin]

merrells ftw


http://www.yoimg.com/i/5ac3145c767db21e21d4b3b2d161a7fc-n70065459313530347336786.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/5ac3145c767db21e21d4b3b2d161a7fc-n70065459313530347336786.jpg.html)

[}{arlequin]

speaking of pants, i found a new brand i'm gonna try out. interesting premise behind them


http://www.bonobos.com/store/cat/pants-active-styles?&show=all

[BIG PIZZLE]

I wanna pair of "Clean slates".

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.bonobos.com/store/item/crimson-ruggers


wow

[}{arlequin]

i'm planning for g7's, ganache, and one of the shiny ones. on the fritz prolly

[Le Goat]

speaking of pants, i found a new brand i'm gonna try out. interesting premise behind them


http://www.bonobos.com/store/cat/pants-active-styles?&show=all

dammit Bond, ya queer.


/moneypenny

[}{arlequin]

there's nothing wrong w/ TAILOREDFUCKINGPANTS!!

[Le Goat]

MUST WE SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR COCK IN ALL YOUR PICS!??!?!?!

[BIG PIZZLE]

The problem with buying pants online is that you dont know how they're gonna fit unless you try them on. With most stores, you can just return and get a different size but it may be tough with this site.

[}{arlequin]

The problem with buying pants online is that you dont know how they're gonna fit unless you try them on. With most stores, you can just return and get a different size but it may be tough with this site.
this is why this company ethos rocks. check this out, free shipping AND returns

http://www.bonobos.com/faq/shipping-policy.php


and if you're not sure, they're ok w/ you ordering two sizes and a prepaid fedex box comes w/ them. as soon as you send the other pair back, they credit you back no prob (2nd to last para)
http://www.bonobos.com/faq/getting-fitted.php

[}{arlequin]

MUST WE SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR COCK IN ALL YOUR PICS!??!?!?!
what's poppin' baby??!!

[BIG PIZZLE]

Fitted pants online is awesometown. Let me know if you're cool with the sight and I will raid this sight.

[Le Goat]

mens wearhouse 2 for 1 and free shipping!

woop

[Le Goat]

i buy all my suits at Wal Mart


beat that shit cunts

[hatepoppy]

maps!

[BIG PIZZLE]

Ganache and Inspecter todds for the office.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I need at least 2 new suits but I also need wood floors.

[}{arlequin]

mens wearhouse 2 for 1 and free shipping!

woop
i figured you for a 5.11 type

[}{arlequin]

I need at least 2 new suits but I also need wood floors.
floors. get that shit outta the way. home spending is pita

[BIG PIZZLE]

It's already going down. I should have my place pimped by August.. except for the bathrooms that is.

[mongo]

i only own 1 pair of boots. they are redwings. i was going to post a pic, but i typed "redwings" into google images and now i don't feel like looking for them anymore.

[}{arlequin]

my a/c broke a month ago. retards been chasing the problem for 3 weeks now. frequent trips don't help w/ scheduling the fixing :mad:

going away thurs-tues next week as well so add another week of hotness inside

[BIG PIZZLE]

My A/C was broke for 2 weeks in November and it sucked. I couldnt imagine no A/C right now. It's 86 degrees outside right now.

[Le Goat]

i only own 1 pair of boots. they are redwings. i was going to post a pic, but i typed "redwings" into google images and now i don't feel like looking for them anymore.
Everyone loves the smell/taste of pennies

[Hodge]

merrells ftw


http://www.yoimg.com/i/5ac3145c767db21e21d4b3b2d161a7fc-n70065459313530347336786.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/5ac3145c767db21e21d4b3b2d161a7fc-n70065459313530347336786.jpg.html)
Nein. Merrells do not beat Hans Wag. There are 3 things the Germans excel at: making cars, making boots, and genocide.

[}{arlequin]

Nein. Merrells do not beat Hans Wag. There are 3 things the Germans excel at: making cars, making boots, and genocide.
that's a new one to me... gonna check it out

[Don Scrappy]

Is it ok to wear a black sport coat with grey slacks to a wedding? I would wear a white shirt and a tie also.

[}{arlequin]

yes but it works better if it's dark grey. also, may not work for some evening weddings. daytime ok.

[mr. lukas]

This might be the most vain gayest thread ever created.

You should all be ashamed.

[HarbingerofBoom]

I need a new pair of shoes and I'm really sick of only owning sneakers. I just want something that will be comfort, but not look like I'm about to hit the basketball court. So what am I looking at? Oxfords?

Also, I'm pretty broke. So a reasonable/low price range would be best.

[Joe's Job]

that's a new one to me... gonna check it out

What? Genocide?? Its fantastic... You really should try it...

http://www.oocomments.com/m/0711/emo54454714.jpg

Her looks can kill... oh and she works the bangs with that dress:)