The Anger Thread

[Satan]

We had one of these on the old board, come in here to rant about idiots and shit that just fucking makes you want to smash someone's face in.

If you wanna be a crybaby and wallow in self pity, Emo thread is that way. -------->



I spent three fucking hours at a carwash today because the idiots there locked my keys in the car. The manager actually had the nerve to argue with me for 45 minutes about giving my money back. He kept offering free car washes and kept saying it was not his fault, blah blah blah. I'm amazing at nagging people when I'm right and recovered my 20 bucks.

I'm still pretty pissed regardless, I hope that idiot dies of aids. :)

[NOTKyle]

That's one expensive ass carwash.

[WET HOT MESS]

Not his fault?

[Syndicate]

I hate being sober. It pisses me off to no end.

[TheImpossibleMan]

LOOOUD NOISES

[Syndicate]

LOOOUD NOISES


I hate your new username.

[Satan]

I hate your new username.I hate him & his new username.

[Syndicate]

I hate him & his new username.

I hate it MOARRRRR!!!!@

[Satan]

Let's have a contest to see who hates him more. First one to delete him wins. In fact, everyone wins.

[Syndicate]

Let's have a contest to see who hates him more. First one to delete him wins. In fact, everyone wins.

Deleting TIM is so 2006.

[Satan]

Retro stuff always becomes cool after a couple decades. So I guess our kids will be deleting his kids someday?

[TheImpossibleMan]

Retro stuff always becomes cool after a couple decades. So I guess our kids will be deleting his kids someday?
Jokes on you bitch! I'M NOT HAVING ANY KIDS!!

[NOTKyle]

vBookie on who makes the first gay joke?

[TheImpossibleMan]

How am I supposed to impregnate a woman when I'm too busy spooging on their faces?

[TheImpossibleMan]

vBookie on who makes the first gay joke?
"This event will close 10 seconds before it begins."

[Satan]

Jokes on you bitch! I'M NOT HAVING ANY KIDS!!Best news I've heard all day.

[Black_Sun]

I went to the movies this afternoon to see Clone Wars, and I couldn't help but wondering why the fuck you would bring a 6 year old with a 45 minute attention span to a movie that runs an hour and 45 minutes. If you're retarded little turd can't sit quietly while others are trying to watch a movie you should keep their ass at home where they belong. Every five minutes I had to listen to this stupid little twit turn to his mother and ask some stupid ass question, or ask for more popcorn, or soda, or candy. Finally the kid shut his mouth for 5 full seconds, and just when I thought I'd be able to watch the movie in peace the little fucker dropped his bucket of coke which splashed all over my feet. Perfect example why some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Teach them how to not act like a retard in public before you drag them out around the rest of us please!

[Poop Sailboat]

I had to go to the BMV today. For over an hour.

[emporio]

I made 500 dollar yesterday playing poker for 5 hours and lost 450 of it today in 40 minutes

[Philip Lombard]

So I'm doing my laundry today like a lot of people. And the machines in my complex take these cards that you have to charge up. But the only charge station is in the management office which is fucking CLOSED ON SUNDAY.

I put 2 loads in the washer and I only have enough left of my card to dry one of them. I am $1.00 away from being able to finish laundry.

I would combine them in one dryer, but one load is whites which I bleached like crazy.

Fuck me.

[detroitwilly]

I hate when you ask someone for something and they don't hear you and instead of saying "you want some what?"
they say, "you want some who?"


some who?
what the fuck are you talking about, some who?
I'm in a drive through and I asked for some sweet and sour sauce.
You don't hear what I asked for so you say "some who?"

and don't tell me to have a blessed day either.
that shit makes the hairs on the back of my kneck stand up.

[The GWD]

Who you talking about?

Nevermind, bless you.

[WET HOT MESS]

God bless your soul!

[Mustard]

Who's soul? Whoms' soul? Whoses soul? Who sole?

[Claydon]

Crack came back and started vomiting up his pot can save the world bullshit.

[Claydon]

So I'm doing my laundry today like a lot of people. And the machines in my complex take these cards that you have to charge up. But the only charge station is in the management office which is fucking CLOSED ON SUNDAY.

I put 2 loads in the washer and I only have enough left of my card to dry one of them. I am $1.00 away from being able to finish laundry.

I would combine them in one dryer, but one load is whites which I bleached like crazy.

Fuck me.


classy joint

[WET HOT MESS]

I really really hate crack. But bless his soul anyway. I'm going to hell to party with all the fun people and I don't want him there.

[Face]

I just lost $50, right out of my pocket

fuck

[Strega]

Guys like YOU really piss me off!!! Don't have the sense God gave a goat!!! Don't you know that $50.00 = 5 fair-to-middling blowjobs???!!!

[Dazmguk]

Its almost 11pm and I'm still at work. I started around 8am, so I'm pretty pissed right now.

[Philip Lombard]

I just lost $50, right out of my pocket

fuck
how?

[Face]

how?
I think it fell out when I took my keys out of my pocket

yep, pretty awesome

[6655321]

i despise being spit at. that's the fastest way to make me angry. very angry!

[Philip Lombard]

why was it not secured in a wallet?

[Face]

why was it not secured in a wallet?
I don't usually keep my cash in my wallet

[Philip Lombard]

odd

[Face]

your face is odd

[6655321]

cue the angry masturbation.

[Bastard]

Call me demented but on occasion I want a plain Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich. Since they are running a special, I thought I might pick one up for lunch. I wait my turn in line and then place my order for a regular roast beef. He puts in the order but charges twice the sale price. I ask about the current special and he informs me that is only for the Roast Beef with cheese sauce. I ask why you can’t just keep your cheese sauce and he just repeats some company line about the merits of Arby’s cheese sauce. Now I understand charging for special orders or for extra items or even if they were previously made and just sitting under a heat lamp but none of that applied. I only wanted the person to do one less action of not putting cheese sauce on my sandwich. I suspect there is something going on with the cheese sauce. I hate Arby’s cheese sauce and I hate Arby’s.

[The GWD]

I had Arby's earlier. Roast beef. With cheese.

I found it delicious.

But that is pretty gay. Paying more for less.

[vasili denisov]

Call me demented but on occasion I want a plain Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich. Since they are running a special, I thought I might pick one up for lunch. I wait my turn in line and then place my order for a regular roast beef. He puts in the order but charges twice the sale price. I ask about the current special and he informs me that is only for the Roast Beef with cheese sauce. I ask why you can’t just keep your cheese sauce and he just repeats some company line about the merits of Arby’s cheese sauce. Now I understand charging for special orders or for extra items or even if they were previously made and just sitting under a heat lamp but none of that applied. I only wanted the person to do one less action of not putting cheese sauce on my sandwich. I suspect there is something going on with the cheese sauce. I hate Arby’s cheese sauce and I hate Arby’s.
I could try and come up with something clever here, but since we don't have all year, I'm just gonna pass the baton to a guest speaker.

TvXVP5lSF1s

[The GWD]

The only part I ever remember from Five Easy Pieces.

[Daydreamer]

Call me demented but on occasion I want a plain Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich. Since they are running a special, I thought I might pick one up for lunch. I wait my turn in line and then place my order for a regular roast beef. He puts in the order but charges twice the sale price. I ask about the current special and he informs me that is only for the Roast Beef with cheese sauce. I ask why you can’t just keep your cheese sauce and he just repeats some company line about the merits of Arby’s cheese sauce. Now I understand charging for special orders or for extra items or even if they were previously made and just sitting under a heat lamp but none of that applied. I only wanted the person to do one less action of not putting cheese sauce on my sandwich. I suspect there is something going on with the cheese sauce. I hate Arby’s cheese sauce and I hate Arby’s.


I once ordered a plain double cheeseburger from McDs and got a double hamburger with no cheese. I asked about it saying it should have had only cheese and the cashier told me a plain double cheeseburger was a double hamburger. I left with my free burgers & McFlurry while he was arguing with his manager over what plain meant.

[Hanover Fist]

Having my hands filled with fiberglass sucks and makes me angry. Steel or brass shavings are annoying but at least you can usually get them out with tweezers, fiberglass just sucks.
The tip on one of our injection molds that runs plastic with fiberglass got smashed and we had to replace it, only this tip hadn't been replaced in forever so it had set like concrete. Even with wearing gloves and sleeves that shit seemed to get everywhere. Not to mention the barrel we were working inches from was about 480 degrees. After messing with it 300 ways to Sunday with no success in removing it, we finally just removed the whole nozzle assembly which released even more fiberglass.
I'd be just fine if I never had to do that again. Normal tip changes are about 10 minutes, this one took over 2 hours.

[Limp]

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

[Philip Lombard]

walt whitman or robert frost?

[Hanover Fist]

walt whitman or robert frost?

I got more the Henry Wadsworth Longfellow gibe from that than anything else.

[Claydon]

I don't usually keep my cash in my wallet

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/picard-headesk.jpg

[Mr. Brown]

I can't stand when fuckers see you in the bathroom and start talking business. 1) I don't like talking to people with my back turned, b/c I can't see their reaction to what I've said. 2) When I finish am I suppose to fucking wait around while you finish so we can continue? Send me a fucking memo or stop by my cube.

[Alcestis]

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

Do you need a way out, I own several armed weapons?


Just doing my civic duty. <3

Edit: a song...damn...just when my hopes were high. yeesh

[Poop Sailboat]

I think I may have lost my iPod. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Nature's Folly]

Call me demented but on occasion I want a plain Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich. Since they are running a special, I thought I might pick one up for lunch. I wait my turn in line and then place my order for a regular roast beef. He puts in the order but charges twice the sale price. I ask about the current special and he informs me that is only for the Roast Beef with cheese sauce. I ask why you can’t just keep your cheese sauce and he just repeats some company line about the merits of Arby’s cheese sauce. Now I understand charging for special orders or for extra items or even if they were previously made and just sitting under a heat lamp but none of that applied. I only wanted the person to do one less action of not putting cheese sauce on my sandwich. I suspect there is something going on with the cheese sauce. I hate Arby’s cheese sauce and I hate Arby’s.

CHEESE SAUCE IS YOUR GOD!!!!!

[Nature's Folly]

YA know what makes me angry? MY friends dog. Fucker has been staying with me for months now and then out of the blue he decides to chew up the frame of a door in my house...he fucking destoryed it. I was actually impressed. But now i gotta get this shit fixed and thats one more pain in my ass...(insert anal sex joke here)

[Morfin]

Cheese sauce is an invention of the Antichrist. Fiendishly designed to clog all arteries and cause heart attacks with its Siren song of yummy, golden goodness.

[Morfin]

Last week I was stupid enough to act on a suggestion by a GMF poster about an easy way to Print Screen (No, I don't have a keyboard button, that's why I tried it.)

I was led to Windows Accessories and Accessibility tools. There, I encountered the Microsoft Fucking Accessibility Wizard. I, naively, went through it and totally fucked up how my icons looked, what font I had, even the size of the border at the top of the screen such that my "Close" box (the red X) was super small. It took me several hours over several days to get it back to where it was. I hate Microsoft and I hate myself for using one of their wizards.

[Marshy]

having to poop at work pisses me off. i like to go home and do it in the comfort of my own home.

[zillionaire]

Okay... so last fall a sheriff's deputy and his family moved into the house on the other side of our orchard. They're nice enough people, but kinda pushy. You know, always showing up at the back door or coming over whenever they saw us outside. (Having a baby is apparently an open invitation to the neighborhood.) They have 3 big dogs that they tend to let run loose, and every time we tried to take our dog out to play ball they would come barreling down the hill at us, stealing his toys, chasing the cats, etc. Then they got a horse, and fenced off the woods at the backside of the orchard all the way up to the scuppernong vines. All minor annoyances, nothing to alienate our neighbors about. Well, ole Wayne got hisself a new partner. Now he has the drug dog living with him. Greeeeeeat. Not that we have drugs at our house with a new baby, but we like to partake occasionally and it would be nice if we didn't have to warn our friends before they come by.

[Limp]

A deer rifle with a good scope would fix all your problems.

[6655321]

A deer rifle with a good scope would fix all your problems.

and it's totally legal to kill people these days, so win, win.

[zillionaire]

And I do live out in the country now... and I think hunting season is about to start. Hmmm... I think I could totally pull this off. Who's going to ask any questions if I'm skulking out in the woods in cammo and face paint with a rifle?

[rustytulip]

My Sky+ box has failed yet again to record my tv programs. I hate technology.

[zaphrodesiac]

My Sky+ box has failed yet again to record my tv programs. I hate technology.
Maybe if your country went and controlled the planet your dvr service would be as awesome as Directv's

and please detect sarcasm

[WET HOT MESS]

I let someone borrow one of my Chuck Palahniuk books and then she lent it out to someone else and god knows who has it now and now my fucking collection is incomplete again. Bitchhead!

[AyKay]

My sister and boyfriend fuck loudly when I try to sleep and it makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a rusted fuckin sewing needle.

[Gary_Busey]

Good way to get back at them would to secretly record them fucking and post it here, unless she's fat, then don't worry about it.

[Syndicate]

I like the Michael Myers approach.... AKA Just go stab the bitch.

[zaphrodesiac]

so your sister is fucking your boyfriend? fag

[Daydreamer]

I like the Michael Myers approach.... AKA Just go stab the bitch.

but he should post pics of her tits first. then stab her. then post pics again

[Philip Lombard]

madden 09 for the ps3

created a superstar... played the first 4 games of a season... never saved.... it locked up

FUCK

[Limp]

Ohh noes... you have to play video games all over again!

[WigglingWii]

I have horrible cramps.

[Gary_Busey]

So does my girlfriend! You two should get together...and make out.

[Titus_Pullo]

At least you don't have horrible crabs....or do you?

[doors43]

I fucking hate moving. My apt. is a god damned war zone. There are boxes everywhere and it looks like nothing is fucking packed.

[Blue]

There are people that do it all for you for money while you sit at the pub.

[doors43]

There are people that do it all for you for money while you sit at the pub.

Yeah, those people are doing the actual moving and it's already $1600 for that part of it. Still sucks. Moving fucking sucks.

[bluesteel]

i hate watching a movie and not getting to see the ending because other people lose interest in it because they arent as smart as you and cant keep up with the story.

[Jericho]

watching Date Movie again?

[bluesteel]

just any movie that requires a little thought or imagination. too much to handle for some

[Jericho]

Weekend At Bernie's? Help me out here

[bluesteel]

this anger thread is perfect because now i am getting angry about how many time that has happened.

last one i can recall watching the classic Usual Suspects. requires a little too much to keep her on the couch.

and forget trying to explain who Keyser Soze is............. HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHA

[Mr. Brown]

Tell em to shut the fuck up or go in the other room.

[Satan]

FUCK

[Philip Lombard]

says it all

[MemphisVon]

I hate work. Not so much my job, I just hate having to do the same shit for 40 hours a week. I need a shrink like in Office Space.

[AyKay]

Somebody keeps unplugging my mother fuckin electrical toothbrush.

[Philip Lombard]

you should fight him

[Jericho]

I hate work. Not so much my job, I just hate having to do the same shit for 40 hours a week. I need a shrink like in Office Space.
Someone to make you feel like you've been fishing all day

[Alcestis]

"COCK!, ASS!, BITCH!"



ok, I feel better.

[Erased]

Cock Ass Bitch!

[Erased]

Wait...wha?

[feith]

its only fucking wednesday.

ugh at least i'm off on monday.

[Alcestis]

Wait...wha?

What...wha..?

[WET HOT MESS]

Capital one is really gay. Everyone who has a Capital one card should cancel it. Plus their customer service really blows.

[Philip Lombard]

What's no longer in your wallet?

[WET HOT MESS]

Some shit about no hassle my ass. Damn bitches.

[SilverBullet]

All they do is hassle. I cut up my card. You get all kinds of crazy shit from them.

[WET HOT MESS]

And the nerve these people have about they can't help me and some load of shit. Fucking customer service can't do shit. I can get more help on my own than with their shitty customer service.

[Da Raider]

And the nerve these people have about they can't help me and some load of shit. Fucking customer service can't do shit. I can get more help on my own than with their shitty customer service.

welcome to my world. I deal with these guys all day long. Except for add a huge ego cuz they make mad money and they are smart (most of them).

[SilverBullet]

And the nerve these people have about they can't help me and some load of shit. Fucking customer service can't do shit. I can get more help on my own than with their shitty customer service.

The worst customer service in the world is Time Warner fucking Cable. You can't understand anyone you talk to. All you hear is a bunch of white noise and somebody speaking indian in the background. None of the people you talk to actually works for Time Warner, they just take the calls and don't know shit. I wish that place would fucking go out of business.

Ya, I went to Direct Tv.

[medlar]

I'm going to let off some steam here and be like Face.. A day at work is always an adventure. I'm thinking I'm going to have to bugger off and eat lunch alone.

The boss man and the rest of us are outside having our lunch and the conversation is generally about their conquests and bitchings about women and how much pussy they getting or not from their wives. I'm just keeping my mouth shut, but the boss asks me in his Slavic accent.."have you ever gotten your little boy parts wet, son?"

Out of order. I tell him that Little boy was an atomic bomb that detonated so massively on impact and of course the name was nothing to tell of it's size and all. So if there was anything little boy about me I wouldn't be giving him an affirmative. oh fuck. I don't know. He just sent me staggering with a great clap on my back and they all were loling their fucking flaccid asses off. Just a few months, I know I can take this.

pg.5 ftmfw

[Face]

I'm going to let off some steam here and be like Face.. A day at work is always an adventure. I'm thinking I'm going to have to bugger off and eat lunch alone.

The boss man and the rest of us are outside having our lunch and the conversation is generally about their conquests and bitchings about women and how much pussy they getting or not from their wives. I'm just keeping my mouth shut, but the boss asks me in his Slavic accent.."have you ever gotten your little boy parts wet, son?"

Out of order. I tell him that Little boy was an atomic bomb that detonated so massively on impact and of course the name was nothing to tell of it's size and all. So if there was anything little boy about me I wouldn't be giving him an affirmative. oh fuck. I don't know. He just sent me staggering with a great clap on my back and they all were loling their fucking flaccid asses off. Just a few months, I know I can take this.

pg.5 ftmfw
that is the most retarded thing I have read all day

[medlar]

Try going through it with your boss Face. How retarded is that then? Does he ask you about your little boy parts? huh?

[SilverBullet]

I'm going to let off some steam here and be like Face.. A day at work is always an adventure. I'm thinking I'm going to have to bugger off and eat lunch alone.

The boss man and the rest of us are outside having our lunch and the conversation is generally about their conquests and bitchings about women and how much pussy they getting or not from their wives. I'm just keeping my mouth shut, but the boss asks me in his Slavic accent.."have you ever gotten your little boy parts wet, son?"

Out of order. I tell him that Little boy was an atomic bomb that detonated so massively on impact and of course the name was nothing to tell of it's size and all. So if there was anything little boy about me I wouldn't be giving him an affirmative. oh fuck. I don't know. He just sent me staggering with a great clap on my back and they all were loling their fucking flaccid asses off. Just a few months, I know I can take this.

pg.5 ftmfw

Its no wonder you haven't gotten your little boy parts wet yet.

[medlar]

Just for the record. I have. Unbelievable as it might be.

[Face]

Try going through it with your boss Face. How retarded is that then? Does he ask you about your little boy parts? huh?
no because I'm not an uptight hairless little 12 year old

that is just how guys at work talk when there's no women around, either get used to it, or go to work with a bunch of women

[Philip Lombard]

you actually brought up the atomic bomb?

[medlar]

I did. I know. I have no idea why. But they sure got the wtf looks on their faces.

[Jericho]

no because I'm not an uptight hairless little 12 year old

that is just how guys at work talk when there's no women around, either get used to it, or go to work with a bunch of women
I dunno. If my boss asked me that in front of my coworkers, I'd be pretty pissed. But my boss isn't a creepy dude like medlar's

[medlar]

He's not going to make me quit on this job either. I'm pretty tolerant.

[Face]

I dunno. If my boss asked me that in front of my coworkers, I'd be pretty pissed. But my boss isn't a creepy dude like medlar's
Medlar is 16, he's a scrub, a nobody, they're just giving him a good ribbing to see if he's got what it takes to hang with them on their level... which I'm thinking it's pretty obvious that he doesn't, he thinks he's better than them, and they're gonna give him shit because of it

[Face]

you work landscaping, right med?

[medlar]

you work landscaping, right med?

Yes I do. And I really like it. Being outside and relatively left alone for the most part. And seeing the end product of the work is pretty satisfying. You turn a mud pit into a garden with a pond and all that shit and see the owners being pleased. I might pursue this for a while longer, in a different company, with a sane boss.

Hey I'm not thinking Im better with some sort of attitude. I'd be getting alot worse than this ribbing, I'd likely be out of a job. I might be the low end of the work caste and I expect to get the treatment. But I'm not going to just stand there and take it. I will use my mental wits against their brawn. So far it seems to be working. Im getting a wider berth.

[Philip Lombard]

Medlar is 16, he's a scrub, a nobody, they're just giving him a good ribbing to see if he's got what it takes to hang with them on their level... which I'm thinking it's pretty obvious that he doesn't, he thinks he's better than them, and they're gonna give him shit because of it
This is probably true. Gotta have a thick skin. Fuck I used to work construction every summer. You get shit on everyday. But if you know how to take it, they respect you.

[Face]

Yes I do. And I really like it. Being outside and relatively left alone for the most part. And seeing the end product of the work is pretty satisfying. You turn a mud pit into a garden with a pond and all that shit and see the owners being pleased. I might pursue this for a while longer, in a different company, with a sane boss.

Hey I'm not thinking Im better with some sort of attitude. I'd be getting alot worse than this ribbing, I'd likely be out of a job. I might be the low end of the work caste and I expect to get the treatment. But I'm not going to just stand there and take it. I will use my mental wits against their brawn. So far it seems to be working. Im getting a wider berth.
you can't match brain against brawn in that kind of environment, or you're gonna come off as arrogant and they're gonna disrespect you even more

Construction workers DO NOT respect brains, they respect people who can work a 70hr workweek, digging 6foot deep trenches with their bare hands and still have the energy to crack open a few beers and shoot the shit after work

if you don't lighten up, you'll never last working any physical labour job

[medlar]

I can take it without pissing them off. I've said before I'm pretty easy going and I can take most insults or what have you toward me without losing it. I haven't yet and they got a laugh out of it anyway. I'm kind of laughing a bit from it..I'm not all in on the whole way things run in this kind of job, but I know not to let it get to me in FRONT OF THEM. He's obviously someone not to mess with and if he wants to take the piss out of me so be it. I just won't let on he's riling me. That's what this thread is for. Ventilating. I am looking forward to tommorrow. And I have a massive appetite for dinner right now.

[Satan]

FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

[Face]

what's wrong this time?

[6655321]

I can take it without pissing them off. I've said before I'm pretty easy going and I can take most insults or what have you toward me without losing it. I haven't yet and they got a laugh out of it anyway. I'm kind of laughing a bit from it..I'm not all in on the whole way things run in this kind of job, but I know not to let it get to me in FRONT OF THEM. He's obviously someone not to mess with and if he wants to take the piss out of me so be it. I just won't let on he's riling me. That's what this thread is for. Ventilating. I am looking forward to tommorrow. And I have a massive appetite for dinner right now.

in my line of work, i've found that if you don't stand up for yourself one way or another, be it humorous or aggressively offended, you will consistently get walked all over. i'm a very easy going guy also, but if someone at a job oversteps the line then i will definitely call them out, especially if they're my equal. i've dealt with some real assholes in my life, and i feel it's strengthened my work ethic over the years. either way you're getting good experience and some friendships whether you realize it or not so it can't be all bad. i joke around pretty severly at work, borderline offensive, all the time. it's really all in good fun; just to lighten the mood of having to bust your fucking ass all day.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm absolutely fine with being sweaty, but if I need to get a spatula to remove my bra from my itty bitty nub chichis, that's just gunna piss me off. I don't like feeling like glue. GOD. DAMN. IT! I actually got angry enough to cut my bra off with a scissor and now I'm mad at myself.

[Face]

why do you even wear a bra?

[Jericho]

what the fuck?

[WET HOT MESS]

It makes me feel more like a female.

[Face]

It makes me feel more like a female.
well that's just silly

[The Dude]

it really pisses me the fuck off when people don't know how to drive. perfect example (and this happens daily):

i take a 4 lane rd to work, 2 lanes for each direction. in the morning i go outbound when everyone is going inbound, so its not too bad. anyway, at a certain point, there is a light which i take a left at. without fail, the person who is in the car in front of me will stop at the stop line while the light is green (because there are cars coming in the other direction). Then the light changes to red, the side street get's green, and then the left lane get's a green arrow.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW INTERSECTIONS FUCKING WORK? YOU GO OUT INTO THE FUCKING INTERSECTION SO THAT WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED YOU GET TO MAKE THE TURN! DO NOT STOP AT THE LINE WHEN THERE IS A GREEN LIGHT!

I understand yielding to traffic, but do that in the middle of the intersection so i can get in there too and make the damn turn.


/Rant

[hatepoppy]

it really pisses me the fuck off when people don't know how to drive. perfect example (and this happens daily):

i take a 4 lane rd to work, 2 lanes for each direction. in the morning i go outbound when everyone is going inbound, so its not too bad. anyway, at a certain point, there is a light which i take a left at. without fail, the person who is in the car in front of me will stop at the stop line while the light is green (because there are cars coming in the other direction). Then the light changes to red, the side street get's green, and then the left lane get's a green arrow.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW INTERSECTIONS FUCKING WORK? YOU GO OUT INTO THE FUCKING INTERSECTION SO THAT WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED YOU GET TO MAKE THE TURN! DO NOT STOP AT THE LINE WHEN THERE IS A GREEN LIGHT!

I understand yielding to traffic, but do that in the middle of the intersection so i can get in there too and make the damn turn.


/Rant
qfft

[6655321]

it really pisses me the fuck off when people don't know how to drive. perfect example (and this happens daily):

i take a 4 lane rd to work, 2 lanes for each direction. in the morning i go outbound when everyone is going inbound, so its not too bad. anyway, at a certain point, there is a light which i take a left at. without fail, the person who is in the car in front of me will stop at the stop line while the light is green (because there are cars coming in the other direction). Then the light changes to red, the side street get's green, and then the left lane get's a green arrow.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW INTERSECTIONS FUCKING WORK? YOU GO OUT INTO THE FUCKING INTERSECTION SO THAT WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED YOU GET TO MAKE THE TURN! DO NOT STOP AT THE LINE WHEN THERE IS A GREEN LIGHT!

I understand yielding to traffic, but do that in the middle of the intersection so i can get in there too and make the damn turn.


/Rant

i used to get stuck at a very similar intersection on my way to work. i finally just found an alternate route to avoid all the dumbshits. i would run the red light just to catch the green protected arrow.

[The Dude]

the only other option for a route is a non-protected left turn

[6655321]

the only other option for a route is a non-protected left turn

for some reason, the main thoroughfare by my apartment doesn't allow for any left handed turns at any lights. it fucking sucks. i have to whip down side streets and then loop back around to get home. thank god i only have a few more weeks at this forsaken place.

[redsox39]

My sister and boyfriend fuck loudly when I try to sleep and it makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a rusted fuckin sewing needle.

Just join em

[redsox39]

the only other option for a route is a non-protected left turn

I just hold my horn in before the light turns red...for about 30 seconds if possible. Just hold it. Trust me, they will just do it to get away from your psycho ass.

[Da Raider]

i swear to God, I would drop Directv in a heartbeat if they didn't have NFL Sunday Ticket. They cut off my service for the 2nd time in a month over a DVR they claimed I never sent them back. It's been sitting in their werehouse for over a month and no one updated my account. They keep claiming that I owe them $500 for a "free" HD DVR. I have been on the phone with them for over an hour. I've been disconnected, had some jerk keep me on hold for 10 minutes and then lie and say that his supervisor was busy and couldn't call me back for atleast 2-4 hours.

All because my originial HD DVR that they gave me sucked.

[G-Man]

Why don't you just go to a bar with the ticket?

[Philip Lombard]

human interaction

that's crazy talk!

[G-Man]

uh...why don't you...sit outside the bar with your face pressed against the glass?

[NotAllBlack]

i swear to God, I would drop Directv in a heartbeat if they didn't have NFL Sunday Ticket. They cut off my service for the 2nd time in a month over a DVR they claimed I never sent them back. It's been sitting in their werehouse for over a month and no one updated my account. They keep claiming that I owe them $500 for a "free" HD DVR. I have been on the phone with them for over an hour. I've been disconnected, had some jerk keep me on hold for 10 minutes and then lie and say that his supervisor was busy and couldn't call me back for atleast 2-4 hours.

All because my originial HD DVR that they gave me sucked.


I hate Direct. They cut my shit off when I was 92 bucks past. I was like you get my money dont ya? I spoke to some person that I could not communicate with. Finally I got a hold of a guy that treated me like a customer and he still couldnt do anything about it. I hate directtv. I miss being able to program my own cards. P4 hack my ass.

[NotAllBlack]

human interaction

that's crazy talk!

You want your head cut of on a greyhound bus with with a bunch of canadians running not even trying to help?

That human interaction shit is overated.

[G-Man]

Sounds like a romantic weekend.

[Philip Lombard]

least somebody's getting head

[AyKay]

You want your head cut of on a greyhound bus with with a bunch of canadians running not even trying to help?

That human interaction shit is overated.


They were able to run oustide and lock the poor bastard in the bus with the psycho, OKAY?

[Philip Lombard]

the poor bastard had already been anne boleyn'd at that point

[G-Man]

That sounds like a sexual maneuver.

[Da Raider]

Why don't you just go to a bar with the ticket?


I have the tv, the home bar, and the bookie on speed dial.

And I finally have some satisfaction. They finally hooked me up. Bastards.

[G-Man]

Way to stick it to the man.

[Philip Lombard]

Now I'm angry enough to put it here.

FUCK THE UNEMPLOYMENT CALL CENTER

I call Monday, answer the automated questions, enter my social... "Because of high call volume, we are only accepting certain socials now, please call back tomorrow."

I call Tuesday, answer the automated questions, enter my social... a different message, same result, "Call back later."

I call this morning, no questions to answer, "We're having a problem with our phone system, please call back on the next business day."

FUCK THAT. I am only gonna be on this shit for two weeks. Get your shit together, unemployment call center. Jesus Christ.

[6655321]

get a job, loser.

[Philip Lombard]

i has a job


it just doesn't start for two more weeks

[6655321]

live modestly.

[Spit Fire Rae]

I made an appointment over the phone to speak with someone about my daughter being on my insurance like weeks ago. I arrive today and find out the asshole never actually recorded the appointment so no interview. hooray. I love when my daughter's insurance goes to shit. Not like a 4 month old needs it or anything.

[Daydreamer]

Now I'm angry enough to put it here.

FUCK THE UNEMPLOYMENT CALL CENTER

I call Monday, answer the automated questions, enter my social... "Because of high call volume, we are only accepting certain socials now, please call back tomorrow."

I call Tuesday, answer the automated questions, enter my social... a different message, same result, "Call back later."

I call this morning, no questions to answer, "We're having a problem with our phone system, please call back on the next business day."

FUCK THAT. I am only gonna be on this shit for two weeks. Get your shit together, unemployment call center. Jesus Christ.


If you have a job that starts in two weeks then unemployment is not going to pay you or at least not for both weeks.

[Philip Lombard]

If you have a job that starts in two weeks then unemployment is not going to pay you or at least not for both weeks.

oh yes they will

[6655321]

i'm really starting to get sick of these ignorant memphricans. the gas station was full this morning so i patiently wait for a pump to open, one does and i start to back in. some stupid motherfucker tries to pull in as i am backing up and wants to use the pump at the same time as me. i was there first so i am not gonna fucking move for this prick. he actually thinks that because they have three choices of gas that you can run two of them simultaneously. i tried explaining to the old dumb motherfucker that you can't run two at a time, but he just doesn't get it. i point out the 3 other pumps that had just opened and he reluctantly backs his beater ass truck into the pump adjacent to mine. he gets out and just gripes like a dumbass, saying "i ain't never heard no shit like that before" responding to my "you can't run two different types of gas at the same time" i yelled "go fucking ask the people inside then!", and he went away. i thought this shit was common fucking knowledge?! i can't think of anything more difficult then explaining basic concepts to an ignorant fucking redneck. /morning rant

[nuclearjew]

I bet he wuz drunk on shine.

[nuclearjew]

My favorite TN gas station event was the last time I filled up in TN during last Xmas. I stop in to fill up and there's this young couple across from me on the pump. As they get in their car to leave, the driver finishes her can of soda and places it at the foot of her door, closes her door, and takes off. WTF. Not to mention that there was a fucking trash can right next to her door.

[6655321]

My favorite TN gas station event was the last time I filled up in TN during last Xmas. I stop in to fill up and there's this young couple across from me on the pump. As they get in their car to leave, the driver finishes her can of soda and places it at the foot of her door, closes her door, and takes off. WTF. Not to mention that there was a fucking trash can right next to her door.

i see that all the time here too. i saw someone dump out what looked like cat vomit at a red light the other day. what the balls?

[Jericho]

You want me to talk shop? Is that it?

[Daydreamer]

the best ones are the fucking idiots that dump their ashtrays at stoplights.

[6655321]

You want me to talk shop? Is that it?

yes plz...

[Philip Lombard]

you should have shoved one of the other pumps up his ass and said "now aren't you glad you can't run two at the same time!?"

[6655321]

you should have shoved one of the other pumps up his ass and said "now aren't you glad you can't run two at the same time!?"

you should go fellate a penis.

[Muji]

wheres the love?

[Jericho]

Of course you can't run two at the same time. There's only one person paying per pump

[Morfin]

the best ones are the fucking idiots that dump their ashtrays at stoplights.

Which is no different than the assholes who flick their ciggy butts out the window one at a time. I hate that.

[Jericho]

Which is no different than the assholes who flick their ciggy butts out the window one at a time. I hate that.
Yeah, that was me. Eat a bag of dicks

[6655321]

Of course you can't run two at the same time. There's only one person paying per pump

it was too early for me to put it so eloquently, and he probably still wouldn't have got it.

[Jericho]

k, I just saw that my leg is bleeding and I don't know why. Random blood angers me, too

[Poop Sailboat]

fucking douchebags at progressive call me all day when i'm at work, but when i call them back finally they don't answer their phones.

[Morfin]

Which is no different than the assholes who flick their ciggy butts out the window one at a time. I hate that.

Yeah, that was me. Eat a bag of dicks

k, I just saw that my leg is bleeding and I don't know why. Random blood angers me, too

Bleed, you bastard, bleed!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Why do you give a fuck if someone flicks their cig out their window? I can understand if you have a burn warning on your area. But other than that what the hell?

[6655321]

fucking litterbugs!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

It's a cigarette. It degrades.

[Poop Sailboat]

I do it all the time. fuck ashtrays.

[6655321]

i don't smoke ciggys anymore so i usually just chuck my empty beer bottles out the window when i finish.

[Morfin]

All of you litterbugs anger me. Somewhere an Indian is crying.

JzlplIeXn2g

[6655321]

that's an italian.

[6655321]

i have competely had it with these memphricans. last night i went on a quick beer run and on the way this fucking dickhead was tailgating the shit outta me, so i tap my brakes a little to tell him to back the fuck off. he gets all pissy and pulls up next to me at the red light, so i just look over and stare at him for a minute and then roll my window down. he starts just saying the names of a bunch of drugs...??? he was like ecstasy, weed, pills, i got all that shit. so i said "do you have that shit that faggots spray on their assholes to make em extra tight before they buttfuck each other" and i don't think he liked that. he and his little buddy floored it through the light and tried to head me off like they're gonna get out and try to kick me and my friend's ass. he does such a shitty job of cutting me off that all i had to do was whip my car around them and go about my way. he starts tailgating me again. so i turn down a side road to try and ditch these fucking morons and of course they follow and of course it's a fucking dead end. i turn my car around and they try to head me off again and jump out of their car. i floored it past them and tried to clip the idiot with my car, that scares the shit outta them and they gave up the chase. i was within inches of running that stupid motherfucker over, and i really wish i had to teach them a goddamn lesson. now, if i had known that these two stupid motherfuckers weren't gonna pull a gun out at the first sign of an altercation then i would have stopped my car and totally kicked their asses. i'm tired of these pussy ass gun toting wannabe gangsters, if you can't take a fucking joke then don't start and shit!!!

[}{arlequin]

stupid people get serious waaaay too quickly. comes from lack of understanding and they resort to the only thing they know: being stupid.

[6655321]

yeah, i was totally just fucking with him and he got all bitchy. i could've EASILY taken them in a fair fight, but my logic was if they're this quick to start some shit over something like this then they probably have a gun that's giving them that courage. pussy asses.

[fuldstændigamok]

I was watching the last ep of The Shield and the last 10mn were fucking out of synch, TOTALLY.
That pissed me off enormously.

[Distortion]

a quarter of my paycheck started getting garnished for a credit card thats not even mine, cause i a law office did some back door bullshit and i never got a chance to fight it, i wanna fuckin kill someone

[Summer]

They can't garnish your wages for debt in Texas. (with the exception of shit like IRS, Student Loans, Child Support, etc.)

[Claydon]

garnishing wages for CC debt?! Wow, they don't allow that in california, except for the aforementioned reasons stated by summer.

[Summer]

other states suck.

[Bastard]

I know it is cliché but I hate that women have a tendency to take over the bathroom. There could be 24 bathrooms in your place or it could be the largest bathroom in the world with plenty of drawers and cabinet space and it all ends up being taken over with her makeup and perfume and hair care products and curling irons and hair dryers and I have to make due with a shelf on the medicine cabinet where I keep my pills to make everything alright. It doesn’t matter if her stuff is moved either because it floods over your stuff in a day or two and how is someone going to slice their wrists when you can’t even find your razor. I also think there is some sort of conspiracy where they deliberately go in the bathroom and stay for hours on end when you have to take a piss or take a shit. The next time that happens I’m pooping in her favorite shoes or purse and anything else of hers that I can grab.

[Archetype]

Just shit on the walls.

[The GWD]

I know it is cliché but I hate that women have a tendency to take over the bathroom. There could be 24 bathrooms in your place or it could be the largest bathroom in the world with plenty of drawers and cabinet space and it all ends up being taken over with her makeup and perfume and hair care products and curling irons and hair dryers and I have to make due with a shelf on the medicine cabinet where I keep my pills to make everything alright. It doesn’t matter if her stuff is moved either because it floods over your stuff in a day or two and how is someone going to slice their wrists when you can’t even find your razor. I also think there is some sort of conspiracy where they deliberately go in the bathroom and stay for hours on end when you have to take a piss or take a shit. The next time that happens I’m pooping in her favorite shoes or purse and anything else of hers that I can grab.

My girlfriend uses like 10 times more TP than necessary.

[Bastard]

The Anger Thread (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=152884#post152884) 10-03-2008 01:31 AM AJ (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=67) Your girlfriend's a dumb cunt and you're a pussy because you won't tell her to stop. Faggot.

Tell her to stop being a woman? I like that about her though. It's her clutter that bothers me. I’m sure your boyfriend doesn’t leave anything over at your place or maybe you just ask your mom to clean up.

[AJ]

The Anger Thread (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=152884#post152884) 10-03-2008 01:31 AM AJ (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=67) Your girlfriend's a dumb cunt and you're a pussy because you won't tell her to stop. Faggot.

Tell her to stop being a woman? I like that about her though. It's her clutter that bothers me. I’m sure your boyfriend doesn’t leave anything over at your place or maybe you just ask your mom to clean up.
Worst comeback ever. You may as well have said "I know you are but what am I." You're a pussy because you can't control your stupid cunt of a girlfriend. I've never had this problem with any of the chicks I've dated because I don't let them. Quit being a faggot and tell her to stop taking over your shit, pussy.

[Bastard]

Worst comeback ever. You may as well have said "I know you are but what am I." You're a pussy because you can't control your stupid cunt of a girlfriend. I've never had this problem with any of the chicks I've dated because I don't let them. Quit being a faggot and tell her to stop taking over your shit, pussy.

I didn't say that though. I appreciate you putting on such a brave front for everyone on this forum.
I understand AJ. I realize that you are a lonely, bitter, old, man that has displaced anger over many issues and that you have a tendency to instigate arguments and that you type things to get a reaction or attention whether it is positive or negative. So, shall I call you a number of derogatory names and put your sexual preferences into question or shall we discuss at what point in your life you feel that you went off track and failed to attain all your hopes and dreams. I'm here to try and help.

[noahsdove]

I hope she gets dumped on her ass by this dude and cries about it for a month. Seriously she gets what she deserves and Im going to sit back and laugh when it happens.

[AJ]

I didn't say that though. I appreciate you putting on such a brave front for everyone on this forum.
I understand AJ. I realize that you are a lonely, bitter, old, man that has displaced anger over many issues and that you have a tendency to instigate arguments and that you type things to get a reaction or attention whether it is positive or negative. So, shall I call you a number of derogatory names and put your sexual preferences into question or shall we discuss at what point in your life you feel that you went off track and failed to attain all your hopes and dreams. I'm here to try and help.

Says the guy complaining about his girlfriend's bad habits on an internet forum to a bunch of people he doesn't even know.

Fail.

[AJ]

Next you're gonna be telling us how disappointed you are that you have a tiny dick and can only pull pussy that has no standards.

We don't need to hear it dude, it's fairly evident from your posts.

[Bastard]

Very good AJ. The classic retorts we all have come to love and expect. But again you are just trying to not focus on your own shortcomings. You can try and address why you are so angry or continue living in denial. Now say you are bored or that you don't care and finish with a bunch of the usual insults.

[AJ]

Very good AJ. The classic retorts we all have come to love and expect. But again you are just trying to not focus on your own shortcomings. You can try and address why you are so angry or continue living in denial. Now say you are bored or that you don't care and finish with a bunch of the usual insults.

No, I'm just doin it because I think you're worthless. You can speculate all day about me, yet everything I've said is based on shit you've just admitted to on a public forum. Sorry sweetheart, but your logic is flawed.

Fail again.

[The GWD]

I'm craving an ice cream product of some sort, but have none currently in the freezer.

Mega-fail.

[Bastard]

Obviously, I’m not worthless since you keep devoting your attention to me. You are just relying on your standard insults. All I have said is that it bothers me about her habit of cluttering up a bathroom. You are just speculating and grabbing at straws about anything else. Please don’t call me sweetheart. I’m sure that’s fine in your circle of friends but I find it creepy. See there, I inferred that you were gay again. Aren’t we having fun.

[Archetype]

I'm getting really fucking sick of AJ.

[AJ]

I'm getting really fucking sick of AJ.

Put me on ignore then, pussy. Who the fuck are you anyway? Quit fucking whining about what I do and concentrate on yourself. It's really easy to just put somoene on ignore if you can't take it.

[Spanky]

I'm getting really fucking sick of AJ.

[The GWD]

Put me on ignore then, pussy. Who the fuck are you anyway? Quit fucking whining about what I do and concentrate on yourself. It's really easy to just put somoene on ignore if you can't take it.

Can you imagine if you put everybody you seem to have a problem with on ignore? You would have nobody to talk to.

[6655321]

i just got my car moved over to my new place, and the fuckers have already put a tow away sticker on my window because of my expired license plate. it's been here a whopping 3 days. i'm not insured on it, so i don't drive it, and now i have 2 weeks to track down my title and get something done with this goddamn vehicle. i can't donate or salvage it without the fawkin title. harumph!

[Philip Lombard]

I still have my New Mexico tags. I wonder how long I can get away with it.

[6655321]

I still have my New Mexico tags. I wonder how long I can get away with it.

i've had ms plates for 3 years in tn.

[The GWD]

NERD RAGE!!!

So I just watched Star Trek First Contact with my girlfriend, it was her first time seeing it. Then later when she was talking about it, she KEPT calling the Borg, "Borgs". I had to keep explaining to her that there are no individual borg, therefore they are never referred to in a plural manner. GAWD!

[Face]

I hope you smacked the bitch

[The GWD]

I was going to, but I cried instead. Nothing settles hardcore grief like a good old cry.

[Face]

much to learn, you still have

[WET HOT MESS]

I stubbed mah big toe. sad face

[Muji]

haha

[WET HOT MESS]

Is this your strategy in getting me to mail you my bloody tampon?

[Kerjack]

I have no clue why as it seems to go against everything you have ever said but I would have thought you a pad person.

[Muji]

Is this your strategy in getting me to mail you my bloody tampon?
yes?

[WET HOT MESS]

Depends on my mood.

[Muji]

i wish Kerjack would choke on a bloody tampon from Okie

[Kerjack]

I'm not into that anymore but thanks.

[Face]

I stubbed mah big toe. sad face
I've broken no less than 3 different toes on a great many occasions doing that... it's not very fun

[IdiotBrain]

Edited for drunken misspellings:

So... is it just me....

or does the fucking 19 year old hoe in front of you in the 10 items or less line with 13 children bother you as much as it bothers me?

Motherfucker... if you have 13 children, i guarantee you have more than 10 items, so go the fuck away.

No, your 8 12-packs of hill country fair fucking soda do not count as one item, nor do your 8 economy packs of diapers.

For the rest of us.... please slip in a puddle of AIDS and die.

Thank you.

[WET HOT MESS]

Well I haven't had that yet. But I did get a splinter under the nail of one of my toes when I was younger.

[vasili denisov]

I have no clue why as it seems to go against everything you have ever said but I would have thought you a pad person.
What kind of mood is pad? And do only thais feel it?

[WET HOT MESS]

It tastes better than it sounds.

[vasili denisov]

It tastes better than it sounds.
Anything that's been inside you probably tastes pretty good. *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...wait, I mean *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*

[WET HOT MESS]

That should learn you not to put everything you see coming out of me in your mouth.

[Face]

Well I haven't had that yet. But I did get a splinter under the nail of one of my toes when I was younger.
I kicked a board with a rusty nail when i was about 8 or so, went right into my foot, just between my toes... naturally I didn't even notice it for about 20 minutes or so, until I saw a hole in my shoe, no blood though

[WET HOT MESS]

How do you not notice? When I was like 3 or 4, I would spin in circles until I was dizzy, usually with my cousins, anyway this one time I fell on the corner of the tea table on my sternum, not directly but enough to hurt. I was lucky. And I went back to spinning.

[vasili denisov]

That should learn you not to put everything you see coming out of me in your mouth.
Your vagina is an education that no amount of vomiting shall bar me from. If that pudenda is a learning institution, I'm gonna cram like a pakistani at yale.

[WET HOT MESS]

Do you write for Playboy?

[Face]

How do you not notice? When I was like 3 or 4, I would spin in circles until I was dizzy, usually with my cousins, anyway this one time I fell on the corner of the tea table on my sternum, not directly but enough to hurt. I was lucky. And I went back to spinning.
I was playing with a friend of mine, and we were having too much fun to notice something minor like a rusty nail wound

[WET HOT MESS]

I have so many injury stories. Even now. I'm incredibly klutzy.

[Face]

I have so many injury stories. Even now. I'm incredibly klutzy.
I've had a few good ones, most of them weren't really my fault though, I was a victim of circumstance

[Kerjack]

I shot myself with a brad nail gun right under my thumbnail less then a year ago. Went in the full distance of my nail, yet didn't hurt for some unknown reason. Did a little bit the next day though.

[Hoser]

Ok here is a bit of a back story.

I just moved into a house near my school. I have 4 room mates. I am on the top floor, by myself, 2 on the main floor and 2 in the basement. My room mates are always borrowing my stuff (dishes, bbq sauce, bathtub ect.) and I have no problem with it. Now I don't ask for much of them other then the guy in the basement to move his car when I need to get out.

So I am buying a TV off craigslist today and it is about 35 minutes away. I was going to go pick it up tonight but I found out that the 2 people from the basement were at a mall about 3 minutes from the place with the TV. So I gave them a call and asked if they could pick it up, which they reluctantly said yes too. So I call the lady from craigslist and tell her my roommates can come pick it up and they will be there soon. She has no problem with this.

I send them a text with the directions since they arent from around here, well she deleted it by accident before they were on their way to get it. So she asks me to send them again, i do, but it takes a few minutes for the text to get to her (she is with a shitty provider). By time they get there they have turned the wrong way. So she calls me and askes where the street was. I tell her it is 1 main street west of the mall that they were at. She said they dont see it, they turner right and it isn't there. Well if they had any bearings they would have known that west was left out of the mall. So i tell them which way to go.

Here is where the fun starts. She says, "We turned right and it is too far". They had only driven for 1 MINUTE in the wrong direction. They don't want to turn around. They give me a hard time about it and I say, "fine I will call her and tell her I will come myself later on tonight". So now after they said they would pick it up for me, and only have gone 1 minute out of their way I have to drive 35 minutes there and 35 back. Plus they have a hatch back and I don't so I now have to borrow my girlfriends dads CTS or Lexus (bigger back seats), just to get it.

How is it that people I do so much for, let them use my stuff and what not can't drive 5 minutes for me to save me an hour and 10 minutes of driving.

I was going to sell them my old TV for $80, but now it is going to my other room mate, and they better not be asking me to borrow anything from now on.


/rant

[Limp]

I'm not reading all that shit you dumb piece of shit.

[Hoser]

Cliffs notes

- I do alot of shit for my new room mates and ask for nothing.
- buying new tv 35 minutes away
- they are right next to it and said they would pick it up
- made a wrong turn because they are dumbasses
- now wont pick it up for me
- I have to borrow a car to get it now because of size
- Pissed at them, not doing shit for them anymore

If you want more detail read the damn rant.

[Hodge]

That was a lame story. Go pick up your own damned TV.

[Limp]

Cliffs notes

- I do alot of shit for my new room mates and ask for nothing.
- buying new tv 35 minutes away
- they are right next to it and said they would pick it up
- made a wrong turn because they are dumbasses
- now wont pick it up for me
- I have to borrow a car to get it now because of size
- Pissed at them, not doing shit for them anymore

If you want more detail read the damn rant.
Still not reading your worthless excuse for a post. I should whoop your ass for me even having to quite it.

GTFO of my interweb!

[Hodge]

Cliffs notes

- I do alot of shit for my new room mates and ask for nothing.
- buying new tv 35 minutes away
- they are right next to it and said they would pick it up
- made a wrong turn because they are dumbasses
- now wont pick it up for me
- I have to borrow a car to get it now because of size
- Pissed at them, not doing shit for them anymore

If you want more detail read the damn rant.
If it's that big then it could be considered quite the inconvenience for them.

[Jericho]

Why don't you cry about it?

[NOTKyle]

Dip your balls in their milk.

The end.

[Da Raider]

Ok here is a bit of a back story.

I just moved into a house near my school. I have 4 room mates. I am on the top floor, by myself, 2 on the main floor and 2 in the basement. My room mates are always borrowing my stuff (dishes, bbq sauce, bathtub ect.) and I have no problem with it. Now I don't ask for much of them other then the guy in the basement to move his car when I need to get out.

So I am buying a TV off craigslist today and it is about 35 minutes away. I was going to go pick it up tonight but I found out that the 2 people from the basement were at a mall about 3 minutes from the place with the TV. So I gave them a call and asked if they could pick it up, which they reluctantly said yes too. So I call the lady from craigslist and tell her my roommates can come pick it up and they will be there soon. She has no problem with this.

I send them a text with the directions since they arent from around here, well she deleted it by accident before they were on their way to get it. So she asks me to send them again, i do, but it takes a few minutes for the text to get to her (she is with a shitty provider). By time they get there they have turned the wrong way. So she calls me and askes where the street was. I tell her it is 1 main street west of the mall that they were at. She said they dont see it, they turner right and it isn't there. Well if they had any bearings they would have known that west was left out of the mall. So i tell them which way to go.

Here is where the fun starts. She says, "We turned right and it is too far". They had only driven for 1 MINUTE in the wrong direction. They don't want to turn around. They give me a hard time about it and I say, "fine I will call her and tell her I will come myself later on tonight". So now after they said they would pick it up for me, and only have gone 1 minute out of their way I have to drive 35 minutes there and 35 back. Plus they have a hatch back and I don't so I now have to borrow my girlfriends dads CTS or Lexus (bigger back seats), just to get it.

How is it that people I do so much for, let them use my stuff and what not can't drive 5 minutes for me to save me an hour and 10 minutes of driving.

I was going to sell them my old TV for $80, but now it is going to my other room mate, and they better not be asking me to borrow anything from now on.


/rant

for those who are too lazy to read, here's a summary:

Hoser is an idiot
Hoser's roommates are idiots
The end

[Hoser]

If it's that big then it could be considered quite the inconvenience for them.

I have a small car with door openings that are too small for the T to get in. They have a hatchback and it would fit in just nicely.

The point is they could have just said no, and not say yes and back out like bitches.

[Face]

you should have bitched them out for being bitches, now you're the bitch for bitching out on bitching them out

[Daydreamer]

You should kill them in their sleep. Then kill yourself.

[Mustard]

If they have pets, I advise putting antifreeze in the pet's water dish.

That'll teach 'em!

[Face]

If they have pets, I advise putting antifreeze in the pet's water dish.

That'll teach 'em!
nah, crushed glass in their food dishes, that's the way to go

[Mustard]

nah, crushed glass in their food dishes, that's the way to go
How about just ass fucking the pets?

[Face]

that is just plain sick

[The GWD]

Pet ass-raping is actually a great stress reliever. Besides, who's to say the pets don't want it?

[Face]

Pet ass-raping is actually a great stress reliever. Besides, who's to say the pets don't want it?
I thought I knew you man, I really did

[dick_darlington]

if the pets enjoy it, then why not?

[The GWD]

I thought I knew you man, I really did

I guess I left out "Pet Rapist" in my profile. I have more than one interest, you know.