View Full Version : When Will UNC Die?
NOTKyle
08-15-2008, 07:55 PM
I am 37 years old...weighh 200lbs and 6'0
I have been smoking 2 packs of Marlboro a day for 20 years.
I have averaged a half gallon of liquor a week for just the past 6 years.
I eat take out/ junk food almost all the time.
I never go to the doctor for anything.
I workout about 2 months of the year...get fat the other 10 months.
I think about killing people all the time.
I am not afraid of death.
Well?
When's he gonna kick the bucket?
Datači
08-15-2008, 07:56 PM
How are we gonna know when he's dead?
If I ever go 3 months without being heard from...I am dead.
I can rig this...but I wouldn't be around to reap the rewards.
NOTKyle
08-15-2008, 07:59 PM
I don't think the odds are generous enough, but I did what I could.
CrazyCarl
08-15-2008, 08:01 PM
the first one is the only one that would ever pay out
Penguin Rick
08-15-2008, 08:01 PM
Half gallon of liquor and two cig packs per week don't seem enough to kill someone.
NOTKyle
08-15-2008, 08:04 PM
We gotta bring back more GMF User bets.
oops...thats suppose to be 2 packs a day
CrazyCarl
08-15-2008, 08:05 PM
start up the member props submission thread
Oggie
11-11-2008, 07:25 AM
Is he dead yet?
Lone Wolf
11-22-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm going with never, only the good die young remember
I had some chest pains last week.
WET HOT MESS
11-22-2008, 10:21 PM
crikey
}{arlequin
11-22-2008, 10:22 PM
i'm gonna go long. marcus will b around long after many others on gmf. numbers mean nothing
heelsguy
11-30-2008, 08:44 PM
i'm gonna go long. marcus will b around long after many others on gmf. numbers mean nothing
unless he drives off a bridge, Marcus will live 'til 90...no germ or bacteria can survive within his body
Morfin
11-30-2008, 08:47 PM
I clicked on this thread because I thought it was going to be practical. I figured the bets would be This Week, Next Week, December, January. None of this crap with the shortest bet being five years. What fun is that?
Morfin
11-30-2008, 08:57 PM
Look, it's a death pool. It's only fun if you die. On the bright side, it's fun because we all like you. If it was say, my death pool, what fun would that be? No one would care, for one. And for two, I'm already so old I've got one foot and a couple toes in the grave already.
atleast you're not canadian
Morfin
11-30-2008, 09:01 PM
No, but my son is.
I hope you beat him for that often
wonderllama
11-30-2008, 09:15 PM
Can I get some clarification on whether we mean "Dead" dead or Brain Dead....as this may drastically alter things....
hatepoppy
11-30-2008, 09:16 PM
Can I get some clarification on whether we mean "Dead" dead or Brain Dead....as this may drastically alter things....
deader than terry schiavo.
Morfin
11-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Death certificate. Has to be. Many would argue he's already brain dead.
ruffdog
12-17-2008, 12:27 PM
so its been 7 days now since UNC posted
dead?
the creeps
12-17-2008, 12:37 PM
he said 3 months without word, then he is dead. i think he is out stocking up on roofies.
Why has this been settled?
Morfin
02-23-2009, 08:20 AM
http://loispaul.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/31/grim_reaper.jpg
"Marcus, we need to talk."
That dude is still at the Griffin's house