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[Alcestis]

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Once Upon a...

[Erased]

a boy named

[Alcestis]

Richard, who decided

[Erased]

That The Old

[WigglingWii]

house needs to

[Daydreamer]

have a jacuzzi.

[Erased]

With a bar

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

made of macaroni

[bpb]

cheese with bacon

[smahoo]

rolled with onions

[FlipHKD]

cooked to perfection

[smahoo]

she licked her

[Void]

tight, wet vagina

[smahoo]

hungrily lapping juices

[zillionaire]

from her fingers.

[HAWK]

Then he grabbed

[Void]

his trusty shotgun

[Bastard]

and blew her

[HAWK]

fucking head off.

[smahoo]

celebrated with gusto

[Daydreamer]

^you fucked up already. Let's try this again

3 horny cougars

[sockmop]

wanted to sell

[zillionaire]

their story to

[sockmop]

the local paper.

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Although the Leader

[Daydreamer]

of the pack

[Marshy]

during the war

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

refused to pay

[Marshy]

that chinese hooker

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

because she wouldn't

[Marshy]

eat chili dogs

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

without the Chili.

[Marshy]

A lucky midget

[Daydreamer]

fucked anne hathaway

[Marshy]

and told nobody.

[Equinox]

He never left

[HAWK]

the place that

[Daydreamer]

he came in.

[HAWK]

He just kept

[Daydreamer]

poundng her senseless

[HAWK]

with a hammer.

[Daydreamer]

Senile old hookers

[Stax]

never learn anything.

[Daydreamer]

Fat ugly whores

[Void]

still make money

[FlipHKD]

the greezy way

[shdaow]

says Flava Flav!

[Revolver]

and then vigorously

[medlar]

Straight kickin it

[Void]

bottle of beer

[shdaow]

drunken with fear

[medlar]

and uncontrolled rage

[Void]

he split open

[shdaow]

the ground below

[medlar]

with his massive

[Void]

backhoe. She liked

[shdaow]

it silky smooth

[gun512]

with sprinkles on

[chad213]

top of her

[shdaow]

. She reaches around

[pyro]

and gives him

[Void]

a sloppy rimjob

[pyro]

but then realizes

[Void]

she can't stand

[pyro]

the taste of

[Void]

undigested cream corn

[pyro]

so she suddenly

[Daydreamer]

bites his nuts

[HAWK]

off. He screamed

[chad213]

as his balls

[pyro]

fell to the

[Void]

filthy bathroom floor.

[chad213]

He grabbed them

[Void]

and shoved them

[hightopninja]

inside the hooker.

[shdaow]

Dark it was

[Void]

until she bleached

[bbates77]

the hairs of

[Daydreamer]

his shriveled nutsack.

[HAWK]

The blood gushed

[Daydreamer]

from her vagina

[HAWK]

as she fell

[Daydreamer]

on my penis.

[HAWK]

Now it's getting

[Daydreamer]

deep in here.

[HAWK]

A fresh start

[Void]

or fresh farts

[HAWK]

or maybe not.

[Daydreamer]

Big floppy tits

[chad213]

are great to

[HAWK]

cum all over.

[Daydreamer]

Floppy vagina lips

[eclipsegts1]

makes it hard

[Void]

for women to

[A-Money]

get excited when

[wazzufan]

they see massive

[Void]

amounts of cash

[billybill]

on their laps

[wazzufan]

with huge balls

[Void]

of sticky mucus

[Gecko]

which feels like

[wazzufan]

the end of

[Daydreamer]

big green boogers.

[wazzufan]

Often when I

[T. Money]

You liked it.

[Neosmurf]

think you failed

[Whiffleball]

I laugh because

[bbates77]

my snot keeps

[chad213]

running down my

[rustytulip]

big hairy yellow

[bbates77]

balls made of

[rustytulip]

skin, hair and

[Gecko]

a small part

[Daydreamer]

of a wart.

[rustytulip]

Whilst getting naked

[Daydreamer]

the old priest

[kaptino]

dropped his favorite

[smahoo]

pick up line

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

on his cousin

[chad213]

while he watched

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

a rerun of

[chad213]

The Gong Show.

[HAWK]

What the fuck

[Nature's Folly]

Is that thing?!?!?!

[rustytulip]

That could have

[Fletch]

been a great

[bk3030]

sandwich but I

[Void]

put too many

[6655321]

pickles on it

[Void]

Pickles are best

[bk3030]

when dipped in

[6655321]

hot chocolate sauce

[grimoald]

with a hint

[Fletch]

of the finest

[Void]

vaginal secretions available.

[ciscokid]

Speaking of vaginas,

[SK000000BY]

your mom's smells

[HAWK]

like a disgusting

[SK000000BY]

dirty garbage disposal

[medlar]

where a dead

[Fletch]

hooker and a

[SK000000BY]

dozen avocado pits

[medlar]

had incredibly morphed

[Void]

into a diseased

[Mr. Bateman]

lion of many

[medlar]

hairy swollen testes

[Mr. Bateman]

What happens next

[medlar]

is anyone's guess.

[Mr. Bateman]

Then you will

[medlar]

be selected to

[Mr. Bateman]

win a huge

[ciscokid]

cock in your

[Daydreamer]

cat's fuzzy butt.

[Void]

Scientists now say

[Gecko]

they think they

[Void]

discovered a fantastic

[Fletch]

new way to

[Daydreamer]

perform anal sex

[Mr. Bateman]

on a kangaroo.

[Daydreamer]

Koalas masturbate to

[Void]

Marsupials are known

[Mr. Bateman]

to suck giant

[Gecko]

freak head before

[Mr. Bateman]

you die a

[x JonnyStorey x]

horrible cock sucking

[medlar]

mind blowingly slow

[Mr. Bateman]

arguably the worst

[Mr. Bateman]

death possibly imagined.

[Gecko]

One fine morning

[ciscokid]

upon a mountain

[Mr. Bateman]

i saw a

[Gecko]

thing hovering in

[Eddie198]

the air as

[medlar]

editffs

my eyes started

[Mr. Bateman]

to cry when

[Eddie198]

a moose came

[ciscokid]

on my face

[Mr. Bateman]

and up my

[Fletch]

wide, hairy nose.

[Eddie198]

I began to

[cameraman0629]

scratch my balls

[Daydreamer]

with her toothbrush

[A-Money]

until it snagged

[Daydreamer]

on genital warts.

[FlipHKD]

I screamed out

[Daydreamer]

"Stop sucking my

[eclipsegts1]

index finger please!"

[_mozzy_]

She was drunk

[eclipsegts1]

taking off her

[Fletch]

t-shirt and jeans

[_mozzy_]

vicious hungry beaver

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

that was, unfortunately,

[_mozzy_]

a real beaver

[Fletch]

that immediately leaped

[banethejuggalo]

under my sheets

[_mozzy_]

Who could tell

[mule]

that she was

[I_PWN_NOOBS]

hugged the boy

[Will-Kill]

that crippled boy

[Bastard]

had a stutter

[mule]

when he bothered

[Daydreamer]

to speak english.

[mule]

She likes it

[Daydreamer]

when I clean

[Eddie198]

my ass with

[bk3030]

freshly washed linens.

[chad213]

The sensation of

[Daydreamer]

His oversexed girlfriend

[wlack]

made him erupt

[Daydreamer]

spewing runny shit

[eclipsegts1]

all over the

[HAWK]

windshield of his

[bk3030]

yellow El Camino.

[banethejuggalo]

he stole while

[HAWK]

***check the period***


trying to rape

[wlack]

again and again

[HAWK]

. Then he started

[wlack]

to regret it

[HAWK]

and pulled out.

[banethejuggalo]

the splooged in

[wlack]

the target area

[medlar]

so fucking awesome

[Daydreamer]

that she cried.

[medlar]

He laughed cruelly

[Daydreamer]

as he licked

[eclipsegts1]

his own cum

[Falstaff]

off her tits

[Void]

while she fingered

[_mozzy_]

herself very slowly

[Daydreamer]

in the butt.

[_mozzy_]

It was something

[Clyde]

I'd pay my

[Daydreamer]

last dime to

[_mozzy_]

never ever see

[Clyde]

unless it involved

[eclipsegts1]

another female to

[Daydreamer]

clean the mess.

[Fletch]

Speaking of messes,

[A-Money]

have you heard

[chad213]

of the whore

[A-Money]

who bit my

[chad213]

cock so hard

[AlanSmithee]

it still has

[Daydreamer]

tusk marks on

[chad213]

the shaft of

[Daydreamer]

his Epenis. His

[Fletch]

ego was devastated

[chad213]

when she said

[ciscokid]

it tastes like

[chad213]

the flesh of